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Sports › Re: Dolores Aveiro Reacts To Using Witchcraft On Georgina Rodriguez by FalseProphet1(m):
She's a witch jare, she should stop pretending.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: . by FalseProphet1(m): 8:43pm On May 17, 2023
You didn't see anything.

This I have seen.
Phones › Re: New NCC USSD Codes For All Nigerian Networks by FalseProphet1(m): 7:38pm On May 17, 2023
Las Las we go de alright.
Sports › Re: Ivan Toney fined, suspended for 8 months for Breaching Betting Rules by FalseProphet1(m):
Abeg they should leave him jare. All the billions they've made from customers isn't it ok for them?
TV/Movies › Re: I Just Produced My First Movie Guys. I'm Excited! by FalseProphet1(m): 1:14pm On May 17, 2023
You will blow, the sky is your limit.

This I have seen.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Dr. Joseph Dituri Breaks Record For Time Spent Living Underwater by FalseProphet1(m): 12:15pm On May 17, 2023
AngelicBeing:
l have told you to stop posting on nairaland.com, Secondly, Temi the marine girl you talked about in your diary and according to you, she initiated you to the marine kingdom, you need to go on 7000 days of dry fast in the Sahara desert to be delivered from Temi and after that, your Prophetic eyes 👀 will be opened tongue
So you're peeping into my diary abi? grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: Dr. Joseph Dituri Breaks Record For Time Spent Living Underwater by FalseProphet1(m): 11:51am On May 17, 2023
I have been prophesying since Monday in a bid to create my own world record. The problem I'm facing is that I'm not seeing anything again. Maybe it's hunger I don't know, since yesterday I've just been shouting Jah Jah I can't see anything and my hands are aching badly cos I've been ringing my Bell. How would I break this record when this is just day 2.

Please help me. embarassed
Travel › Re: I Want To Relocate But I Don’t Know How It Works. by FalseProphet1(m): 7:53am On May 17, 2023
doggedfighter:
Learners have landed undecided

Anywhere you call obodo oyibo they're there cheesy
Hello fellow learner how are you doing? smiley
Romance › Re: 7 Reasons Nigerian Ladies Are Desperate To Get Married by FalseProphet1(m): 7:51am On May 17, 2023
pocohantas:
We don't wanna become evening newspaper.
Before they use us to wrap suya.
We are touched... cry
I see you getting married this year.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 7:04am On May 17, 2023
Bro, Stop spending unnecessary on women you're yet to marry, women easily forget kindness.

Be wise!
Romance › Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 7:02am On May 17, 2023
With all the shakara, your boyfriend dey borrow room de knack you. undecided
Romance › Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 6:59am On May 17, 2023
Is either they use money knack you or they use relationship knack you. But the truth is you must be knacked, you can't escape.
Politics › Re: What Do You Think About This Picture. by FalseProphet1(op): 4:33am On May 17, 2023
rainlover:
maybe you should consider updating the title..to something like.. My initiation into the Marine kingdom and the Prophetic
Noted
Politics › Re: What Do You Think About This Picture. by FalseProphet1(op): 8:31pm On May 16, 2023
rainlover:
pls don't stop o. U know it's a dairy section and viewers can't comment or quote because there's a restriction.
I wasn't getting any likes and shares so I felt that people didn't find it interesting unlike some dairy folks who would get above 30 likes in less than 30 minutes of making a post.

The poor feedback made me loose interest in continuing. But since you've reached out, I'll continue.
Politics › Re: Police Invade Seun Kuti's House, Seize Wife’s Phone - Sowore by FalseProphet1(m): 6:11pm On May 16, 2023
On December 25th last year, a lawyer was shot dead by a happy trigger policeman at lekki while coming back from church with her family.

This same useless police said that the cold blooded killer is a good man that it could be that his enemies used juju to make him do it.

Till date, we haven't heard anything about that case. The woman has been buried and the husband has counted his loss and moved on.

Now Seun slapped a policeman and they're here barking like hungry ekuke dogs. If we're to count the number of innocent Nigerians the police has killed, I believe that it's more than the over 6 million Jews Adolf Hitler killed during the Holocaust.

Nigerian police are cold blooded murderers. Know this and stay away from them.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Arsenal Fans Can Relate by FalseProphet1(op): 5:24pm On May 16, 2023
Hatrick01:
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaiahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Ndi we will trash ManCity grin grin grin

I keep saying arsenal be like zeeworld movies wey no dey finish,
U go think say villian don die then boom!!! He will be resurrected, pushing the movie to next season.

Na so arsenal be. There must be "Watch Out For Next Season" grin grin grin grin grin

Everytime next season. Next season, next season.

Dem suppose change thier name to NxtSeason United grin grin grin
Lol grin
Politics › Re: What Do You Think About This Picture. by FalseProphet1(op): 4:15pm On May 16, 2023
rainlover:
falseprophet1 update your dairy na
I have...I thought no one was interested in it that's why I abandoned it.
Romance › Re: Arsenal Fans Can Relate by FalseProphet1(op): 1:13pm On May 16, 2023
felong:
What's this thread about?
The fall of Arsenal grin
Autos › Re: Honda CR-V 1999 Vs KIA Cerato 2011, Which Should He Buy? (pics) by FalseProphet1(m):
Buy Toyota Corolla 2006 model and thank me later.

This I have seen.
Family › Re: How Do I Save My Marriage by FalseProphet1(m):
The dark forces want to frustrate your life, but don't let them. Come for spiritual cleansing at my center tomorrow, and your marriage would be great again.

This I have seen.
Romance › Arsenal Fans Can Relate by FalseProphet1(op): 6:37am On May 16, 2023
grin

Nairaland General › Re: Hilda Baci: What Can You Do Nonstop For 90 Hours? by FalseProphet1(m): 10:27pm On May 15, 2023
I can prophesy non stop for 7days.
Sports › Re: Irina Shayk And Ruben Loftus-Cheek Spark Dating Rumours by FalseProphet1(m):
Their life, their business.
NYSC › Re: Court Bars NYSC From Publicly Speaking On Peter Mbah's Certificate Saga by FalseProphet1(m):
I see LP candidate in Enugu reclaiming back his stolen mandate.

This I have seen.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: I Took A New Job At Only A 4% Salary Hike. Here's Why by FalseProphet1(m):
I'll share this piece with my members during mid-week service.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: Tinubu Congratulates Hilda Baci For Breaking Guinness World Record by FalseProphet1(m): 11:43am On May 15, 2023
This one politicians are just congratulating this babe up and down, I see her getting a political appointment come May 29th, I see her flaunting a duplex and exotic cars on social media, I see her going for vacation in USA, UK and Canada courtesy of one or more politicians.

This I have seen.
Family › Re: Kidnappers Kill Woman As She Begs To Be Killed Instead Of Her Daughter-In-Law by FalseProphet1(m): 11:42am On May 15, 2023
I don't think that the wickedness in Sodom and Gomorrah was half of what we're experiencing in Nigeria today that made God destroy them. Nigerians are just so wicked.

This I have seen.
Education › Re: Teacher Impregnates JSS2 Student In Delta by FalseProphet1(m):
I see that teacher dying in jail.

This I have seen.
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Fatoyinbo Breaks Silence On How He Battled Undisclosed Sickness by FalseProphet1(m): 8:26pm On May 14, 2023
Pastor Krest that year. cheesy
Romance › Re: How Do You Handle Relationship With A Girl Below 22 by FalseProphet1(m): 7:47pm On May 14, 2023
Sixfeetbelle:
You did not see where I wrote what I want in the post you quoted? 🤔😒
When you're used to seeing spiritual things, it would be very easy to miss the physical ones.

So you want me to divorce all my wives. Ok na no problem. I'll do it. 🙁

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