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Crime › Re: Scary Moment Boy Drives Off With A Police Woman In Edo State (pix/vid) by FalseProphet1(m): 9:46pm On May 31, 2023
You see a car loaded with guys in Benin and you get mind enter inside as a woman. Nigeria police are the dumbest creatures in this planet.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op):
Fuel is N600 per liter. If you visit any guy now and he on gen for you, don't stress him, just comot pant immediately.
Family › Re: Help Me With Budgeting.... My 400k Salary No Longer Takes Me Home. by FalseProphet1(m): 6:23pm On May 31, 2023
What of tithe. Why is tithe not on your budget? How can you not be paying tithes. Don't you know that your pastor has families to feed. You're lucky you're not my member, I would have called down fire on you. This is wickedness. Tueh! angry
Romance › Re: I Finally Had My First Sex Yesterday by FalseProphet1(m): 4:14pm On May 31, 2023
FahBuLous:
FalseProphet please prophecy into this guys live..
The girl whom he slept with is an agent of the dark force. His glory is already on an altar in the Marine kingdom, very soon he'll start seeing shege.

This I have seen.
Food › Re: Python Killed at My Estate Gate This Morning(Video) by FalseProphet1(m): 3:40pm On May 31, 2023
Goodlady:
FalseProphet1 isn't here yet so I declare the prophecy.
I see this hitting fp so fast & so soon than Lamborghini.

Meanwhile, who has eaten snake before?
It taste like chicken. Aside watching out for it's bones, snake skin is so yummy & slimy if you fry it and use it to eat rice. Especially jollof rice!
You're in the spirit.

I see you becoming a prophetess.

This I have seen.
Crime › Re: Adegoke's Murder: Hotel Receptionist, Adesola Sentenced To 2yrs Imprisonment by FalseProphet1(m): 2:37pm On May 31, 2023
ahnie:
What was even their motive of killing that guy in the first place?

Meaning that wasn't even their first time.i must commend the doggedness of the late man's wife from the inception of the case.

Rip to him.
Rituals. And I believe that guy wasn't the first person to be killed in that hotel. They just ran out of luck after his murder.
Politics › Re: Governor Abba Kabir Refuses To Sit On Ex-Governor Ganduje's Chair (Pics/Video) by FalseProphet1(m): 7:41pm On May 30, 2023
Even if it's me, I won't sit on it. In politics you've got to be spiritually smart or else, they'll kill you like a cockroach.

Anyways, I see this governor freezing Gandollar's accounts, I see Gandollar running to Tinubu for help, I see Tinubu ignoring him.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: List Of Nairalanders I Like .. Who Are Yours? by FalseProphet1(m): 7:26pm On May 30, 2023
Persephone1:
grin grin
Why did you change to a female. I was thinking you were an Oshoronga. undecided
Romance › Re: List Of Nairalanders I Like .. Who Are Yours? by FalseProphet1(m): 7:12pm On May 30, 2023
Persephone1:
Persephone1: If una no like me, I like myself . grin grin grin
🙄
Politics › Re: How Much Is A Litre Of Fuel In Your Area. by FalseProphet1(m): 7:02pm On May 30, 2023
As a prophet, I don't buy fuel. My members give it to me for free.

This I have seen.
Family › Re: Raising Children by FalseProphet1(m): 12:07am On May 30, 2023
Klass99:
😂🤣😂🤣. FP1 abeg rest.
I'll rest when you tell me that you'll stop deleting your post you spent so much time to compose. wink
Family › Re: Raising Children by FalseProphet1(m): 5:14pm On May 29, 2023
Klass99:
Lol 🤣. Your yeye dey boom sha and no be today. Thunder fire you, your agents of darkness and your spiritual center of deliverance. You better keep your false prophecies far away from me.
Please this is a very serious matter, don't joke with it. I care about you that's why I'm showing geninue concern. I want you to be happy. wink
Politics › Re: Queues Resurface As Tinubu Announces Fuel Subsidy Removal by FalseProphet1(m): 4:19pm On May 29, 2023
sad
Family › Re: Raising Children by FalseProphet1(m): 3:33pm On May 29, 2023
Klass99:
Sorry this got longer than I wanted even after editing but you asked so deal with it tongue. I didn't hear these things but having grown up as a child to an adult, this is coming from a place of personal experience. I would say;

1. Lead by example, show them things by precise action and good conduct. For instance engage your child when cooking or changing a flat tyre, let them be physically present when you do these things, let them watch, ask questions and let them try out a part of those activities, while you guide them and explain things.

2. Encourage extra curricular activities and if possible participate in them as well, like swimming, bike riding, library visits, borrowing books from the library and returning them on time, book reading etc. Make them read newspapers or books out loud to your hearing, explain the meaning of words and correct pronunciation of words too. This can be one article per day or week not the entire newspaper.

3. Know when to be a parent or a friend. Know when to be a hard ass and when not to be. You determine and decide what life events call for parenting or friendship, hard ass moves or soft ones. Don't say yes to every request either, weigh each request carefully before a yes or no. If you can, explain why you are saying no in certain instances. They may not like it or understand it, but it fosters transparency and good relations.

4. Make your home and household a pleasant place where the kids look forward to going back to on holiday from college or even leave vacations from work. There should be a mix of fun and work activities, leisure times and chore times. Don't let your household be one where there's always strife and animosity, children pick up on these things, it affects their moods and they start looking for ways to escape that environment.

5. Teach financial literacy and money matters early. Encourage skills acquisition in baking, tailoring, machine repairs etc. Pay for that kind of training and force them to participate if you have to, don't let them slack off or cut them some slack either, if they say it's not their thing, they are not interested. Mathematics was not my thing but I had to deal with it all through secondary school. Life is tough like that.

6. Still in line with number 6, help them get vacation jobs if possible, where they actually earn a stipend. Teach vital money lessons, work ethics and other valuable lessons around work, coworkers, superiors etc.

7. You may not want to hear this but pray for your children right from when they are in the womb. Pronounce the good things you want to see over them before they get here.

I say this because a single mother I know has the most well mannered son I have ever come across. Other people have testified to his great behaviour too. When I asked her what she did, she said part of it was praying over him when he was in her womb. She still did her part as a parent.

She would lay her hand on her belly and pronounce things over him from scripture and the word of God. I like how she gave God Almighty the glory and didn't act like it was all her. There truly is power in our tongues and words so use them for good, this can be done even after they've arrived.
I have saved this post for the future so you wouldn't delete it as you use to do.

About the deleting, it's the work of the agents of the dark forces, they want you to keep deleting all your hard work unknowingly. I'll suggest you come to my spiritual center for deliverance prayers and you'll be fine.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: Buhari Confers National Award On Osimhen, Davido, Uzodinma, 336 Others by FalseProphet1(m):
I see myself collecting a National award before the end of this year.

This I have seen.
Sports › Re: Luton Will Need To Spend $10M To Bring Their Kenilworth Rd Up To PL Standards by FalseProphet1(m): 8:19pm On May 28, 2023
They shouldn't bother wasting so much money on their EPL journey cos I see them returning back to championship by the end of next season.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: "I Rejected Suitors": 123-Year-Old Virgin Searching For Perfect Man Seeks Love by FalseProphet1(m): 6:39pm On May 28, 2023
I see her finding a Nigerian suitor from Nairaland, I see the suitor giving himself hope on social media that marrying a virgin of over 100 years old is better than marrying a Nigerian girl with high body count, I see the woman joining her ancestors two days after her wedding.

This I have seen.
Family › Re: The Consequence Of Living Alone by FalseProphet1(m): 6:47pm On May 27, 2023
frozen70:
Over time you will learn to accommodate people and live with them because when you marry that's where you will understand properly what it means to live with another person
What if he doesn't want to get married? 🙄
Romance › Re: I Am Too Broke by FalseProphet1(m): 6:36pm On May 27, 2023
You slept with an agent of the dark force, and she took your glory. You'll have to come to my spiritual center for cleansing asap.

This I have seen.
Celebrities › Re: Joseph Ada Is Dead! Pancreatitis Kills BBNaija Ex-Housemate by FalseProphet1(m): 2:09pm On May 27, 2023
As a prophet I don't watch BBN cos it's immoral, but I see him Making heaven cos he acted the show over 10 years ago, I see him walking the stairs to heaven, but Angels wouldn't blow trumpet and beat drums upon his arrival because of his participation in BBN, instead I see him being flogged 12 lashes of the horsewhip before granted permission inside heaven.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Help! I Saw My Pastor In A Dating App On by FalseProphet1(m): 5:06pm On May 26, 2023
AngelicBeing:
Chisom will be hypnotized by Temi to draw people to the marine kingdom and if you oppose Temi, you will be flogged by her mother in the Atlantic Ocean shocked
Lol
Romance › Re: My Boyfriend Has Ass Worshiping Fetish. by FalseProphet1(m): 12:14pm On May 26, 2023
Omihanifa:
You know whether nah wetin be him source of wealth be that.
You're in the spirit.

This I have seen.
Sports › Re: No UCL Next Season, 'we Let Ourselves Down': Salah Apologises To Liverpool Fans by FalseProphet1(m):
I see inter Milian defeating Mancity to lift the UCL trophy. I see Mancity loosing the FA cup to Manchester United, I see Arsenal fans moaning terribly.

This I have seen.
Travel › Re: I Asked Russian General And Soldier To Say Hello To Nairalander by FalseProphet1(m): 11:49am On May 26, 2023
Lol...this post is funny.

I see you reaching the peak of your career, I see you getting a mouthwatering job, along with a cute Russian princess as wife.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 10:06am On May 26, 2023
A poor Man's house is always far from everyone's Eye..
Romance › Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 8:24am On May 26, 2023
You're asking God for a good husband and you're not replying my chat, do you know who sent me. undecided
Romance › Re: Help! I Saw My Pastor In A Dating App On by FalseProphet1(m): 6:53am On May 26, 2023
He's evangelizing to the Lost souls. Please let him be.

This I have seen.
Family › Re: 19-year-old Boy Won N38 Million Bet ,his Father Insists He Return The Money by FalseProphet1(m): 2:47pm On May 25, 2023
Poverty can dabaru your sense. Imagine what the father is saying.

I see that boy leaving his father's house, I see him going to Canada, I see the father asking him to send dollars that things are hard, I see him sending dollars to the hypocritical father. I see the father giving testimony in church that God has blessed his son.

This I have seen.

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