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You have a Spirit wife and each time you want to get a girlfriend, she becomes jealous. I would suggest that you come to my spiritual center so that I can offer prayers for you and banished the agents of the dark forces operating in your love life.

This I have seen.

Persephone1:
Ermm prophet you missed the word "proposed ". You haven't won the 84th position self

And because of your response to Sixfeet.belle I have decided to make you my 101th concubine . You cheat

I smell jealousy. So you love me true true.

It's ok, since it's 2 cars the Yahoo boys gave to me, I'll give you the second one plus one big bell which you'll use to prophesy with me whilst tweaking with your big nyash.

She's in a much better place. You have to be strong for her. The Lord is your strength. I will be praying for you.

This I have seen.

I see that murderer dying in police custody.

This I have seen.

Sixfeetbelle:
What's now my number? 🤔😡😡

This one you already have a 7th wife? How? I'm a monogamous woman, please.

My darling, don't worry about number, I have all it takes to make you more comfortable than a woman with one husband. I'm equal to the task. In fact I'll give you one of the cars some Yahoo boys gave me as seed because their maga paid.

Persephone1:
Hi my proposed 84th husband

How have you been?

84th.

So because I left you for 1 week to conduct a prophetic program, you went and married 83 men abi? My God will judge you

Persephone1:
Another one


Cc

Pansophist

Hello my 7th wife.

Well as a prophet I know when I'll exit this planet, and it's not anytime soon. So the will can wait.

This I have seen.

But no informant is leading the NA to Boko Haram and Bandits hideout. Why is this so?

I have no prophecy on this matter. But one thing I know is that May 29th would be a historic day for Nigerians. Something mysterious would happen on that day.

This I have seen.

Even I, as a prophet I've never slept with any of my member for money. We do it for love and bonding, so she should allow us rest.

This I have seen.

The Earth is a mysterious place.

This I have seen.

mariahAngel:
Onye amuma-ugha, it wasn't funny. 🙄

Eyah...ndo o!

mariahAngel:
For what purpose?

Ada my love...

For fun biko...I found it funny.

They were posting fliers on the thread below about a supposed sit at home that started on the 8th. Maybe they're trying to enforce it.

https://www.nairaland.com/7682948/what-think-picture

Anyways, I see Simon Ekpa getting arrested, I see peace returning back to the south east.

This I have seen.

paramakina202:
Make them give us update Na.

Police told people to disregard the threat.

Odin13:
Writing Finnish

Yea you're right. That poster obviously wasn't written in English language.

Saw this on Facebook and decided to share it here.

Seun
Mynd44
Nlfpmod
Dominique

I have no prophecy to give in this matter. Thanks for your time.

tonye33:
Who'll test it after repair?

The engineer I think? 🙄

tonye33:
Sowing it as a seed is not the problem, it has landing gear issues. Once it takes off, you're definitely going to meet your Lord

You can repair the landing gear before sowing it to me.

This will be good for my ministry. OP kindly sow it into the Lord's work in my spiritual center and he would bless you abundantly.

This I have seen.

siofra:
Clean your dirty eyes and look again

Don't doubt the words of a prophet, this could be your last chance to leave this shit hole called Nigeria.

If the spirit tells me to. I'll accept them.

Think I have seen.

siofra:
Prophet sir, ejo what have you seen for me this week?

I see you falling in love with me, I see us getting married and moving to Canada.

This I have seen.

Don't be afraid of dying billions have died before you and more will continue to die. I see you leaving this planet before the end of this week.

This I have seen.

Please o don't crash o, I have crusade in Abuja and I've already booked Max air for it. Anyways there wouldn't be any plane crash in Nigeria in this our generation.

This I have seen.

folake4u:
Nazgul how market.

Forget about that one jare look at him sweating below while useless Manu was loosing. He won't reply you for the next 3 months. But I can see into your future and I see both of us getting married before the end of this month.

This I have seen.

Diesel not fuel.

SisterAnn:
Not true. She will congratulate you for a job well done because there are just few Nigerian men that can achieve that feat.

Only girls above 30 would congratulate you. Girls from 18-25 would most likely hug you or ask to be cuddled.