₦airaland Forum

Xcelinteriors:
😄😄😄 this your name sef dey fear me o. You wan carry me go where I no know abi? 😁😁

No na, the name is just for cruise. I'm a born again child of the most high God. 😇

Xcelinteriors:
Please can any man of God in this forum create WhatsApp group where genuinely born again Christians can share prayer points, hold a fast together and vigil. Please let it be strictly for genuinely born again Christian. Thank you

Send me a DM and I'll add you to my church's WhatsApp group.

Tinubu's boys

Ok

Dear Nigerian girls, when you waste away your prime years slaying and doing hook ups, this is the end result. You'll end up becoming victims of blackmail to useless men, when you should be in your martial home raising your kids.

Look at omotola, I can bet with my bell that she would never become a victim of any kind or form of scandal, cos she's happily married.

A word they say is enough for the wise.

This I have seen.

The dark forces are after your destiny. Come to my spiritual center with 5 canes and I'll flog then out of your life and you'll begin to prosper.

This I have seen.

It's worse here in Lagos. We used gen for all our weekly service. I'm so sad, money I would have used for better thing.

According to the statistics of returnees, women are over 80% and men below 20%. So our Nairaland brethren who are looking for wives to settle down with, here is your chance. You can pick one of them and marry. Government gave them 100k plus data and recharge card so they're not broke.

Good luck.

This I have seen.

Eyah rip to him.

The devil wants Nigeria to burn to ashes, but he has failed. Nigeria shall rise again.

This I have seen.

taylor88:
So you dey knavk

I used to before I repented.

She'll hug you and want you to cuddle her after you're done.

They will employ secretary and turn him to messenger.

This I have seen.

I see Nairalanders trying to tribalize this incident.

This I have seen.

Very soon Egypt would stop them from coming into their country.

This I have seen.

Tinubu is a crooked criminal. Know this and have peace.

This I have seen.

It's well

I see him joining Ronaldo in Saudi Arabia.

This I have seen.

I too want to wed my girlfriend but there are so many of them. Maybe I'll break Fela's record of 26 wives and make mine 30 or more.

This I have seen.

ProphetM0hammad:
Very soon, dimples will become a rave among naija ladies and they will encourage guys to fuc them via their dimples

I see them doing plastic surgery to bring out dimples, I see them body shaming other girls other girls who don't have dimples, I see guys having sex with girls on their dimples, I see dimples becoming the next sexual fantasy amongst guys.

This I have seen.

If we continued this way, by 2025, there won't be anyone left on Earth, we would have finished killing each other.

This I have seen.

Very commendable.

Being in love is when you're in love with someone.

Loving someone is when you love someone.

Sense will not kill me.

This I have seen.

APC did worse and no one is crucifying them. They attacked Igbos and other non yourbas in Lagos State. Seyi should rest abeg. Election is over, everyone is healing and bridging the gaps.

This I have seen.

Me too I want to buy that N500m house in lekki that was on the front page few weeks ago. I need to double my Hussle and prophesy harder, and I'm sure I'll get it.

This I have seen.

Tinubu will not be sworn in come May 29th.

This I have seen.