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Politics › Re: Aisha Bichi Threatened To Prevent Me From Becoming Kano Governor – Yusuf by FalseProphet1(m): 12:43pm On Jun 22, 2023
This Kano governor talks too much. He should get to work.
Career › Re: How The Nigerian Banking System Is Killing Employee Loyalty. by FalseProphet1(m):
Working in Nigeria is slavery. Know this and have peace.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Fans Drool As Bbnaija Star Nengi Gets Tattoo On Half Her Buttocks [video] by FalseProphet1(m): 10:08am On Jun 22, 2023
She's a marine agent.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Prostitution! by FalseProphet1(m): 7:21am On Jun 22, 2023
You can bring her to my spiritual center so that I can bath her. After I finish bathing her, the spirit of prostitution would be banished from her life permanently and you can enjoy her as a new being.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: Governor Abba Yusuf Says Commissioner Nominees Must Declare Their Assets by FalseProphet1(m): 12:12am On Jun 22, 2023
3seriez:
And soo.. Is it the end of the world if he loses 2nd term.
Yes o, it's the end of the world.

This I have seen.
Family › Re: When Is The Best Age For Someone To Leave His Or Her Parents House by FalseProphet1(m): 1:59pm On Jun 21, 2023
sad
Politics › Re: New Service Chiefs: 100 Military Generals May Be Retired by FalseProphet1(m): 1:46pm On Jun 21, 2023
I see Nigerians struggling to see the names of the retired generals, I see the list raising dust if more than 50% of the retirees come from one zone.

This I have seen.
Health › Re: Nigeria: Youths Appetite For Drug Abuse Growing – Dr Otorkpa by FalseProphet1(m):
Lazy Nigerian youths are the ones addicted to drugs. Joblessness and lack of career path pushed them into it.

This I have seen.
Events › Re: How Partying Is Ruining Some Nigerians Financially by FalseProphet1(m): 1:17pm On Jun 21, 2023
Partying is even better. What about those that club and spend over 300k in one night? Nigerians waste money a lot that's why we aren't productive.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: Governor Abba Yusuf Says Commissioner Nominees Must Declare Their Assets by FalseProphet1(m): 11:14am On Jun 21, 2023
I see this overzealous Kano governor loosing his 2nd term election.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Nigerian Men That Do Video Sex by FalseProphet1(m): 10:59am On Jun 21, 2023
Because the penis is meant to be given to the woman as a gift. Men do not own their penis. Once you're a man your penis isn't yours, it belongs to your woman and it's the best gift you can ever give to her.

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Health › Re: What's This On My Thighs & Under My Scrotum? Please Help (Viewers Discretion) by FalseProphet1(m): 10:46am On Jun 21, 2023
You had sex in the dream and contacted spiritual STD from a demon. What you see on your leg is the physical manifestation. You have to come to my spiritual center with a live goat for spiritual cleansing before it escalates.

This I have seen.
Travel › Re: Lagos Launches Digital Registration For Commercial Motorcycles, Tricycles by FalseProphet1(m):
I thought okadas has been banned in Lagos?
Romance › Re: She Sent To Me "Love You" Then She Deleted by FalseProphet1(m): 8:28am On Jun 20, 2023
I see that girl serving you hot breakfast before the end of this month.

This I have seen.
Christianity Etc › Re: "You May Kiss The Bride" Should Be For Only Virgins. by FalseProphet1(m): 3:14pm On Jun 18, 2023
Ishilove:
Nairaland should have an age limit. You must submit your birth certificate before your registration is complete so that we can have less brainless threads littering the forum
One non virgin spotted.

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Family › Re: Is It Proper For Your Wife To Insist She Must Be Checking Your Phone Always? by FalseProphet1(m): 1:37pm On Jun 13, 2023
No woman born of a man, (abi now do they use to say it again...) Born of a woman can make such request of me. My phone is for spiritual business between me and my female members. My wife of all people must understand that.

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Food › Re: Guinness World Records Certifies Hilda Baci's Longest Cooking Marathon Record by FalseProphet1(m): 11:09am On Jun 13, 2023
Dammy would not be certified.

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Romance › Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 8:03am On Jun 13, 2023
Men are everywhere looking for wife.
Women are everywhere looking for husband.

Why are they not seeing each other? undecided
Family › Re: Unlucky With Relationship With Woman by FalseProphet1(m): 7:56am On Jun 13, 2023
Candidlady:
Spirit wife 🤣😂
Don't tell me that you don't believe that spirit spouse exists.
Family › Re: Unlucky With Relationship With Woman by FalseProphet1(m):
You have a spirit wife. Send me a DM so that you can book an appointment for spiritual cleansing or else she'll keep destroying all your relationships.

This I have seen.
Travel › Re: Arise Interview: Hadi Sirika Lied About Air Peace - Management by FalseProphet1(m): 1:26pm On Jun 12, 2023
Why hasn't this man been arrested?
Romance › Re: Does Wanting A Rich Man Makes A Woman Bad? by FalseProphet1(m): 8:18am On Jun 12, 2023
Proserpina:
What happen? grin
Why did you change your name? undecided
Romance › Re: Does Wanting A Rich Man Makes A Woman Bad? by FalseProphet1(m): 12:08am On Jun 12, 2023
Proserpina:
With a Nigerian man, it's best you marry the one whose wades of cash can wipe your tears. Tears is inevitable.

Don't suffer in all ways grin grin grin
undecided
Food › Re: Chef Tope Maggie Set To Gun For Guinness World Record By Cooking For 140hours by FalseProphet1(m): 8:23pm On Jun 11, 2023
Nazgul:
I posted this on the Dammy thread, and I'll post it here.

This is one attitude of Nigerians I hate. That record has been lying idle for years and none of them ever thought of breaking it. There are also many Guinness world records currently being held by Nigerians but because none gave the holders the kind of publicity Baci has been getting, no one is attempting to break it.

But because Baci started getting publicity and contracts here and there, boom, everyone suddenly wants to challenge the record so they too can hammer like her.

If you go to a community without a pure water factory and open one, and business start booming, after some months everyone would want to open their own factory. Even the ones who would use their palour as factory. Within months the business would be saturated and everyone would stop making money.

We lack creativity in this country. Just some bunch of opportunists trying to ride on the hard work of others.
Very true o. Ordinary Nairaland that I started prophesying on, people started opening similar monikers to copy me. It's not like I'm even receiving money from what I'm doing o. We too de copy copy for this our country.
Food › Re: 120-hour Cookathon: Inspire Others With An Unwavering Spirit - Hilda To Dammy by FalseProphet1(m): 8:20pm On Jun 11, 2023
Dammy doesn't have big nyash so she wouldn't blow the way Hilda Baci blew. Nigerian men are perverts and judge a woman by her sexuality.

This I have seen.
Jokes Etc › Re: Do You Do This After Exam by FalseProphet1(m): 8:12pm On Jun 11, 2023
Sixfeetbelle:
Sorry I had to tag you here but I need your help. No vex.

My study gap is 6 years and I have no employment record. I'm worried about getting an NSF and I'm stuck on what to do. Someone advised using my parents as sponsor. What do you advise?

To clarify, graduate: 2017, Service: 2019.

Cc: giselle237
Come and become a prophetess in my spiritual center and we'll add it to your employment record. Besides I'll pay you very well. smiley

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Business › Re: Making Regular Income Publishing Amazon Kindle Ebooks by FalseProphet1(m): 6:41pm On Jun 11, 2023
AngelicBeing:
@FalseProphet1, follow this thread, and also click on evb2000 profile, the guy is making cool dollars monthly and he is on his way to Canada 🍁 as well, good luck cheesy
Thanks. I was banned that day that's why I couldn't reply you. I've already checked them out
Christianity Etc › Re: My Experience With Church Service In Russia (Photos, Videos) by FalseProphet1(m): 5:46pm On Jun 04, 2023
AngelicBeing:
check out business thread on nairaland.com, look for A thread that talks about online self publishing on nairaland.com, we have several people who are publisher's on that thread and they will guide you or alternatively, go straight to Amazon Kindle website and it will guide you as well, you have a good fictional story that will put dollars in your account monthly, do not sell your work to people, l am afraid that, if you keep posting it in the diary section, some guys might steal your story, rebrand it and sell it via Amazon, so l will suggest that if you want to make money from your current story, stop posting it on your diary cheesy
Noted... thanks. You're a good friend. cool
Christianity Etc › Re: My Experience With Church Service In Russia (Photos, Videos) by FalseProphet1(m): 4:55pm On Jun 04, 2023
AngelicBeing:
Nice, Monetize it then, I think I also contributed in drawing other posters on nairaland.com to your diary because my comments on several of your post likely triggered and made some people curious about what I was talking about and it must have led them to your diary, publish it on Amazon and collect cool royalty monthly and send my Tithes to me as well shocked
Lol...but you're not a pastor na, wetin you wan use tithes do? tongue

How do I publish it on Amazon?

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