₦airaland Forum

yarimo:
So that ATM can trapped it again

Formats plenty for this Nairaland o

mariahAngel:
Buhari really did irreparable damage to the Nigerian economy.

Ada.

Candidlady:
What kinda help do you seek

He wants you to send him another 6k.

This I have seen.

nairalanda1:
Let us assume you are a baker. Your cost of baking bread is N900 PER LOAF, so you have to sell at N1200 a loaf to make enough profit.

Suddenly due to rise in cost of wheat, flour and transport, cost of baking a loaf of bread goes up to N1800.

Are you telling me that you will still sell at N1200 to 'help the poor'?

Yes I will.

Nigerian politicians are only interested in fighting for themselves. Know this and have peace.

This I have seen.

They will still increase it...no be Nigeria again?

This I have seen.

If your village people say you should help them, help them na, or don't you know what village people are capable of, is when they start attacking you before you change. Even if they're not qualified for the job, as long as they're from your village, give it to them. It's called wisdom.

This I have seen.

I see the US placing sanctions on Nigeria, I see other Western countries following suit, I see Nigeria joining Russia and supporting Putin, I see Tinubu being rejected from France and other Western countries he goes to charge his batteries.

I see him unable to go to Russia because of the war, I see him releasing Nnamadi Kanu, I see sit-at-home ending in the SE.

This I have seen.

ahnie:
Here for the comments

Mingwo

It's a pity, Nigerians and their disregard for safety. What would it cost the vessel operators to buy life jacket for their passengers. May God comfort their families.

The husband is dead, she should be allowed to enjoy her life.

This I have seen.

Many of them are jobless and roaming on the streets, some committed suicide as a result of depression. It's never a good thing.

This I have seen.

1. *Boy-friend* This is that spirit that will keep scaring away serious and well meaning suitors because they'll be thinking that the boyfriend that always hangs around you actually wanted to marry you. To cast out this spirit, you don't need to pray about it. Just quit the relationship.

2 *Engagement ring* This is that spirit that makes you keep raising your finger to show the world that one young man that is still serving the master engaged you and when the serious suitors see the ring, they'll pass over you because something in them tells them you
have been engaged. To cast out this spirit, you don't need prayers, just remove that key holder in your finger.

3. *Hard to get* This is that spirit that tells you not to accept a marriage proposal in a hurry so that the brother will not think you were too cheap or desperate. It tells you to tell him to give you six months to pray, don't always pick his calls, behave as if you are not interested even though you are dying on the inside and truly love the brother. This spirit is truly from your village people, the day it will release you is that day the brother would have agreed to marry another and you'll be the one to start him and his number will say.... Thank
you for using MTN. To cast out this spirit, just be real. If you love the brother and you perceive he is God's will for you, just accept the proposal and move on with your marriage!

4. *Proud spirit* That spirit that tells you to always run home after service so that no brother will talk to you, maybe he'll meet you in the dream. Before the brother would prepare what to say, you have gone home. That spirit that tells you that every brother that greets you has an evil intention, so
don't answer them. That spirit that doesn't
allow you to greet brothers except those that
ride cheap and exotic cars. That spirit that
tells you to be walking fast every time as if
something is pursuing you from the back. Well, I don't know how you can cast out this
spirit o, but I think humility and being moderate might help.

5. *Denominational/tribal spirit* I am a Catholic and must marry a Catholic. Your villagers are really at work. I'm a Deeper Lifer and must marry one whose life is also Deep. I am a Chosen and must marry from Chosen because others were rejected. I am an Anglican and must marry an Anglican even if God is leading me to do otherwise. I am from Hausa tribe and must marry from my tribe. I'm from Imo state and must not marry from Abia. This spirit has kept many bound, they entered menopause and are about to retire to village. To cast out this spirit of delay, understand that every believer is from one tribe called Christ. If God is leading you to another denomination, kindly obey Him, but let it be God.

Finally…

6. *Dirtiness* That spirit that tells you not to dress well because you are going to heaven. It tells you to use tarpaulin to sew your dress, wear green skirt, yellow blouse and lemon head tie. When brothers see you, their nightmare will increase and they will go for personal deliverance. You are a lady but dresses like a man; you don't brush your tongue, when you talk the heaven closes and the earth trembles.

This spirit can only be cast out by understanding that cleanliness is next to godliness. Dress well, don't under dress and
don't over dress. Dress modestly, smell good
because it's not sin. Smell like a living being
and not a dead being. Jesus appreciated the
woman that broke the oil that smells good
and truly He enjoyed the fragrance. So which
Jesus did you actually accept that abhors
such?
God bless us all.

Copied.

Hmmmm

Even microphone batteries has increased, how am I going to prophesy on Sunday when fuel and microphone batteries are very expensive. I really have to relocate my ministry to another country, business isn't moving like before in Nigeria.

This I have seen.

Use Robb and your face would shine like the morning sun.

This I have seen.

pocohantas:
Small something. As long as you go dey wash plate and sweep/mop the house everyday.



Toor! Pastor go find work o. If this light reach your side, start to sell ice block.




Yea, I heard the news. I work remotely, so I am not fixated or bothered about cost of electricity and data. It can't be compared to the transportation cost and physical stress of commuting to a physical workplace in Lagos.

It is an abomination to tell a prophet to see ice block. You'll have to come for spiritual cleansing with one live goat so that I'll pray for your sins.

This I have seen.

pocohantas:
For the past one week, they want to kill us with electricity. We used to have up to 15hours a day, but it is approx 24 hours now.

It feels like they just take it make the transformer cool small and it is back again.

Is this general?
I mean, NATIONWIDE?

I forgot to add that our tariff was quietly increased last month. If they increase it again by July, na die be that.

Hope you're paying your tithes, because it would be a sin against heaven to have all these goodies in your fridge and your pastor is sleeping hungry.

This I have seen.

blowjohn:
If na u pay for flight then one babe come prevent u frm flying cos her boyfriend get power bros e go pain u so tey u go revenge

Shebi he's now a governor, so what's the ranting about. He should face his job abeg.

I've seen so many things that if I begin to post here, some people might have nightmares.

This I have seen.