₦airaland Forum

Pay no attention to the op, he's a time waster looking for girls he'll sleep with using a phantom ticket as bait. If he had tickets as he claimed, he would have posted them so that concerned girls can take him seriously.

This I have seen.

They even remove my own sef. Anyways I'll pay after service on Sunday, it's the end of the month, many people will pay tithes so I'll have more than enough to give Elon musk.

This I have seen.

Cutehector:
Falseprophet1


What do you see?

I see Twitter banning Nigerian politicians.

This I have seen.

obembet:
LAGOS, SOUTH WEST REGION

He said country...

Samantha124:
1. He must have a sense of humor because I laugh a lot and I want someone that's gonna constantly make me laugh because I've got a sense of humor too.

2. He must be an extrovert or at least an ambivert because I'm an introvert and I want someone who's gonna constantly take me out of my comfort zone... I will easily get bored being with another introvert like me and when I get bored, I usually lose interest.

3. He must be able to cook because I can't cook all the time.

4. He must have a great support system, I want someone that's gonna be there for me both emotionally, physically, and psychologically.

5. And he must be affectionate, I don't want to feel as if I'm in a platonic relationship, but I want to feel that I'm indeed in a romantic relationship.

If he doesn't have these five things, I don't care whether he's rich or he's not physically abusive, the relationship or marriage won't last.

You're not yet ready to get married.

This I have seen.

I see LP winning the governorship election in Imo state.

This I have seen.

Killbillz:
Na big lie... it makes it even bigger and fuller with time.

Lol...stop reasoning like a cave man. What makes the breasts grow bigger is pregnancy and other enhancement.

Pressing it slacks the muscles there. Just like having constant sex with a girl slacks her vaginā and expends it.

1Sharon:
Thank you very much. Post evidence to support your statement

I should start looking for breast to snap and send to you?

Madam if you allow different guys to keep constantly fond your breasts because you love the sensation it gives you, it would sag, it's the same as constantly having sex. It would expand your vagina.

Some guys are savages when it comes to breasts they would squeeze it like orange. Imagine having different guys do that to you constantly for 5 years or more, do you expect your breasts to remain normal?

1Sharon:
Can you post evidence that shows saggy boobs are due to promiscuity?

Excessive pressing and sucking of the boobs makes it sag. This is why you can see a girl of 21 with saggy boobs and another girl of 26 with firm boobs. It has nothing to do with age, it's all about how it was being handled.

Olasyke:
That tinubu won't win the 2023 election

I saw a vision about you. Send me a DM and I'll reveal it to you.

This I have seen.

Hausa people are too violent for my liking. How can you kill a human being because of N50. Anyways both of them have been sent to meet their maker. They would be judged accordingly.

This I have seen.

If they don't know who to give it to, they can give any of those positions to me. I'll handle it very well.

This I have seen.

I see Peter Obi reclaiming back his stolen mandate form APC.

This I have seen.

Nigeria itself is an expired country. Know this and have peace.

This I have seen.

I see a great turmoil, but I can't tell what it is. I need to see a clearer vision on this matter.

This I have seen.

Her village people aren't done with her just yet. She needs to be more careful.

This I have seen.

I see Buhari changing his name before handing over, I see some states in Nigeria changing their names as well, I see Seun changing his name to Obinna, I see mynd44 changing his name to abubaka, I see Nairaland bearing a new name. It's the era of change my people, change your names and surnames, so as to benefit from this era.

This I have seen.

1. Prophetic skills. That is ability to see into the spirit realm and retrieve information about people and bring back to the physical realm.

2. Ringing bells. Many people don't know this but you need skills to ring bells, whenever I'm ringing my bell in my spiritual center, there would be commotion in the kingdom of darkness. One lady that was delivered from marine bondage one told me that Satan himself complained that he usually have headaches whenever I'm ringing my bell.

3. Shouting. I have a skill in shouting. I can shout all night and my voice would not crack, some people don't have that kind of strength. But as a prophet who has communed with the spirits I have the strength to shout for 12 hours non stop. It's a skill I'm willing to teach Nairalanders. I'll open an Instagram page and tag it 12 hours of non stop shouting, we would shout and bring down the walls of Nigeria.

4. Raising money. As a prophet, I can tell you comfortably that of you have this skill you will never be poor. Many pastors usually invite me to raise funds in their Church. And the skill comes with lots and lots of packages.

5. Casting out demons. I stopped using this skill after one demon ate the last beans in my kitchen and I starved that night. I casted out the demon in a crusade and the demon went to my house and warmed the last beans I had and ate it with soaked garri. I nearly died of hunger that night cos I was fasting.

I have many other skills that time wouldn't permit me to mention.

This I have seen.

This one just wants to trend.

This I have seen.

I have no prophecy on this matter.

This I have seen.

I won it.

I see him becoming the next governor of kogi state.

This I have seen.

I see Nigerian men forming a union to fight against marital extortion from brides families, I see men vowing not to get married, I see Nigeria churches complaining of marriage scarcity, I see mature ladies offering to pay groom price just to leave their father's house.

I see groom price inducted into the Nigerian constitution, I see guys forming for girls and becoming materialistic, I see guys demanding for iPhones, PS 5, clothes, shoes from girls, I see girls working hard to take send money to their men, I see men growing far on women's money.

This I have seen.

Oral Cancer is caused by óral sex. Nigerians should stop having óral sex so that they would stop dying of oral Cancer.

This I have seen.

With all the wealth in this country, some states are on the verge of going bankrupt. I see Britain re-colonizing Nigeria again.

This I have seen.

Plastic surgery curves.

This I have seen

Be mindful of who u have raw $ex with, people are sick out there & they will not tell u.🧏🧏