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My fellow Nairaland congregation, I have decided to relocate to Mars because I've seen all I need to see on Earth. I'm hoping to keep having new prophetic Revelations from Mars. Thanks for your understanding.

This I have seen.

GloriousGbola:
Oral nko?

Married couples in Nigeria don't do óral sex. Most especially couples that have been married for more than 7 years. Óral is for boyfriend and girlfriend.

I see the Federal government merging Edo state with Delta and Ondo state respectively. Cos the IGR of the whole state is way below that of Badagary in Lagos State.

This I have seen.

To be honest I'm really pitying Tinubu. He'll be the one to absorb all Buhari's failures.

This I have seen.

Putin is looking for an excuse to use nuclear weapons on Ukraine.

This I have seen.

Talk is cheap. Buhari said more than this in 2015.

One of the many disadvantages of polygamy.

This I have seen.

I see the matter getting resolved ASAP cos the elites would be affected by this action.

This I have seen.

pocohantas:
I run a buka.

The hardest part has to be people that order for plenty ogufe, ishan and abodi. Time to pay and they will say "Which bank?" I prefer they pay me cash.

I want to order for afang soup. I am a reader of your diary. Send me the address of your Buka so that I can come and patronize you and prophesy breakthrough in your business.

This I have seen.

Everyone wants to be like America. They should Sha not carry that nonsense and come to Nigeria. Apart from my holy bell and Holy Bible, I don't have any means of protection in my spiritual center. Our security agencies should work hard so that Nigeria will not become like Somalia.

This I have seen.

I see the Federal government merging Edo state with Delta and Ondo state respectively.

This I have seen.

As long as the gateman didn't rape the woman, I don't see any case here. It's up to her husband to decide if he wants to continue with the marriage or not.

This I have seen.

As a prophet, whenever I'm broke I'll just call any member I know has money and tell them that I saw the enemy burying them in the dream and they'll need to come for prayers with a certain amount of money.

Once they come, I'll pray for them and pocket the money. I cannot come and kill myself.

This I have seen.

I see Chelsea topping championship table next season after being relegated from the premier league.

This I have seen.

I see that police officer impregnating an agbo seller in the coming days.

This I have seen.

pocohantas:
1: Use juju and hook one man.

Don’t waste your time going to Shiloh or all these scam pentecostal churches. They will end up hooking you up with one boring evangelist that suffers premature ejaculatiôn.

It is better you use your hand and hook the one you like. But treat him well.

Nothing wrong in hooking husband. Even the bible says the kingdom of God suffereth violence.

Ah hanty, so you sef use to do juju to catch man. So you use juju to catch this your boyfriend. Ahhhhh!

Salons always have hair on the floor

Garages always have oil on the floor

Banks wetin be una problem.🙄🙄🙄

In Nigeria once you get married, forget regular kissing. The mouth is for eating, asking for money and quarrelling.

Persephone1:
Wait!

Are you certain she is a him?


God when! will my pea size boob and paper flat bum ever grow? God when

I'm freaking Jeeeeeaaaalllooouuussss 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩

Come to my spiritual center tomorrow being Sunday and I'll wash it with holy water and it would grow.

This I have seen.

Persephone1:
Lol 😂 🤣 🤣

Meaning this prophecy is real...you're indeed a lesbian. 😏

Persephone1:
I love her smile 😊 😊 she's beautiful 😍

Lesbian spotted.

This I have seen.

Dangrace01:
Is nairaland a porn site on Google. Type Nairaland on Google and click images

It's just girls sex and romance images that pops up.

You won't see my products or people's product

I sell cars though

Just romance breast and girls. It's crazy


You can screenshot your results lets see

You're right

Democracy in Nigeria died in 2015. Know this and have peace.

This I have seen.

linearity:
I beg, you fit show us where dem write am for Bible say, one man, one wife?

I don find am tire oh!

It's not written anywhere in the Bible. It's the missionaries that brought Christianity to Africa that forced Africans to abolish their tradition and marry one wife.

You ladies should be praying here, how can you be gathering here day in day out, no prayers, you people here are going to hell. You have to change, this is why Cain killed Abel.

The world is coming to an end repent.

Persephone1:
You are seeing well now.

I like what you have seen

Instead of you to come and join me so that we can be prophesying together, you're here liking what I'm seeing. You too can see it as well.

I see them making it back to Nigeria safely.

This I have seen.

I only follow daddy adeboye, Bishop Oyedepo, Papa kumuyi and Dr olukoya on Instagram.

This I have seen.

The demon asmodeus has taken over her life. I see God showing her mercy, I see her geninuely giving her life to Christ, I see her becoming a prophetess.

This I have seen.

I see lampard getting his first win.

This I have seen.

I see Liverpool loosing to West Ham.

This I have seen.

Assnal will be fúcked in the ass today by mancity.

This I have seen.