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Romance › Re: Are We Living In A Simulation? by FalseProphet1(m): 2:03pm On Apr 26, 2023
As a prophet, I would tell you for free that there is no such thing as stimulation. We're free moral beings. We make our own decisions independent of stimulations.

This I have seen.
TV/Movies › Re: NANS Gives Multi-choice Company Seven Days To Begin Pay-as-you-view Billing Or.. by FalseProphet1(m): 1:55pm On Apr 26, 2023
Noise makers.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: I_laugh Asks For Kobojunkie's Hand In Marriage - Do You Support This Proposition by FalseProphet1(m): 10:31pm On Apr 25, 2023
StubbornGENIUS:
Your analysis is spot on .
Catch you later...
Someone opened a thread to profess love for a female. And you appeared and stole the love of his life away. Wetin man do man.

As I prophet I condemn this act and demand that you kill any feelings you have for kobojunkie.
Romance › Re: Why Many Ladies Remain Unmarried – Mike Bamiloye by FalseProphet1(m): 6:49pm On Apr 25, 2023
Zonefree:
You have bad taste for women. Of all women to fall in love and prophesy with you, you chose Persephone1 undecided

Girl wey go use bell scatter that your coconut head. If you like don't go and look for a coolheaded woman to prophesy with.
You sound so bitter and take things here so serious.

In case you don't know 99.9% of people on Nairaland are just catching cruise. Myself inclusive. So relax.
Romance › Re: I Lost My Husband Last Year, My New Man Wants My Children To Change Their Names! by FalseProphet1(m): 6:48pm On Apr 25, 2023
Samantha124:
Is there a section within the Nigerian constitution that states that it's gross wickedness?
Her dowry was fully paid by her late husband, so according to the law, the children belong to the late husband and if his family members choose to take up the case, she might even loose custody of those kids.
Politics › Re: 3 Serving House Of Reps Members Defect To APC In Imo by FalseProphet1(m):
I see LP winning the governorship election in Imo state.

This I have seen.
Celebrities › Re: Saint Von Colucci Dies After 12 Surgeries To Look Like BTS Singer, Jimin by FalseProphet1(m):
He's probably getting his ass hole drilled by demons.

This I have seen
Romance › Re: Why Many Ladies Remain Unmarried – Mike Bamiloye by FalseProphet1(m): 3:56pm On Apr 25, 2023
Persephone1:
Lol. The only thing I know is you are Falseprophet1
Yes and I have made lots and lots of prophecies that have come to pass.

Let me exercise some of my prophetic gifts so that you would at least believe me.

You're putting on clothes, you have drank water today, you have talked today, you have operated your phone today. This I have seen.

Are these prophesies false?
Romance › Re: Why Many Ladies Remain Unmarried – Mike Bamiloye by FalseProphet1(m): 3:46pm On Apr 25, 2023
Persephone1:
In your dreams I guess cheesy grin cheesy
You know I'm telling the truth. I don't lie.
Romance › Re: Why Many Ladies Remain Unmarried – Mike Bamiloye by FalseProphet1(m): 3:42pm On Apr 25, 2023
Persephone1:
You too dey see nonsense.

Falseprophet carry yourself dey go biko
But all my prophecies have all come to pass. 🙄
Romance › Re: Why Many Ladies Remain Unmarried – Mike Bamiloye by FalseProphet1(m): 3:24pm On Apr 25, 2023
Persephone1:
By the time I wipe you chord on your neck , you will see better things undecided
I see you falling in love with me, I see both of us prophesying together. grin

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Why Many Ladies Remain Unmarried – Mike Bamiloye by FalseProphet1(m): 3:17pm On Apr 25, 2023
Persephone1:
I just tire.. these men of God be dey fall hands sometimes jawe. cry cry Talking about women's failures in marriage what about Men's failures to their family, humanity and the whole world at large? Abi do they buy things at different prices in the market?

Chesseball cry cry cry I miss my nephew, ever since that boy traveled I no see am chop cry cry cry.

Do you realize how small waferchoc is now cry cry cry even my Hollandia yogurt is so small now . Very unsatisfying cry
I see you becoming a prophetess, I see you not getting married because of your ministry, I see you prophesying day and night.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Why Many Ladies Remain Unmarried – Mike Bamiloye by FalseProphet1(m): 3:16pm On Apr 25, 2023
folake4u:
Marriage marriage marriage talk everywhere.
It's so exhausting. angry

Why can't we talk about how Cheeseball is underrated and how the cheese is reducing in the pack.

Mtchewww. embarassed
I see you getting married next month.

This I have seen.
Sports › Re: Dangote Close To Buying Valenciennes, French Club by FalseProphet1(m): 2:41pm On Apr 25, 2023
sad
Health › Re: 'Huge Biological Risk': Sudan Fighters Occupy WHO Lab Carrying Samples by FalseProphet1(m): 2:03pm On Apr 25, 2023
Sudan has been in conflict since the 70s. That country has never enjoyed geninue peace. I see a new pandemic erupting in Sudan, I see another worldwide lockdown looming.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: Hawker Spotted Selling His Wares Singing With The Major Candidates (pix/video) by FalseProphet1(m): 12:58pm On Apr 25, 2023
I see him selling his wares double the price, I see people rushing him and buying off everything, I see him trending on Twitter, I see psquare releasing an album with him because of his voice.

This I have seen.
Foreign Affairs › Re: US Begins Civil Trial On Rape Allegation Against Trump by FalseProphet1(m): 12:44pm On Apr 25, 2023
I see Trump going to jail.

Tho I have seen.
Politics › Re: 2 Abducted Chibok Girls - Hauwa Mutah & Esther Markus Escape From Sambisa Forest by FalseProphet1(m): 12:40pm On Apr 25, 2023
I see bandits kidnapping Buhari after May 29, I see Tinubu saying that there's no money to pay for ransom, I see the unthinkable happening to"you know who"

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Why Are Nairalanders Not Getting Married To Themselves by FalseProphet1(m): 12:40pm On Apr 25, 2023
IyaebeTheGreat:
A lot of people have met on other social media platforms and eventually got married but it's a different game here on nairaland, why? Though it's common knowledge that we don't have much marriageable men on this forum(the few marriageable ones are already married) but we have loads of wonderful marriageable women here but it's obvious the guys here on this forum are not marriage material standard. Seun will share part of the blame on judgement day for contributing to the rise of unmarried singles who are now against the sacred institution called marriage. You allowed some group of men that call themselves redpillers to constantly mislead young men against marriage in your forum and not doing anything, they even have a thread for this evil act. I wonder how seun is going to respond to God on this on judgement day. Sirjamesjnr I still have my eyes on you and drfunmisticqueen, you can break this nairaland antimarriage yoke.
If I propose to you, would you agree?
Nairaland General › Re: The Reasons For Your Moniker by FalseProphet1(m): 1:10pm On Apr 24, 2023
I'm a prophet...that's all I have to say. smiley
Celebrities › Re: Police Arrest Josh Wade, Empress Njamah’s Ex-Fiancé by FalseProphet1(m): 12:37pm On Apr 24, 2023
Maria96:
When women waste their youth doing rubbish. They will fall for men like this in future
Flesh and blood didn't reveal this to you.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op):
25 years of cultism No house, no car, no job, no Wife, no children. My brother let me ask you for The last time 'who goes you'🙈🙉 🏃
Celebrities › Re: Shugatiti Sues Pastor Who Alleged That She Is A “Mamiwata Sent To Destroy Men" by FalseProphet1(m): 7:41pm On Apr 23, 2023
potbelly:
Waiting for falseprophet1 to share his views...
The pastor is right, she's possessed with marine spirit.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: If They Disturb Me In Daura, I Will Leave For Niger Republic – Buhari by FalseProphet1(m): 6:30pm On Apr 21, 2023
By they does he mean bandits or Fulani herdsmen?
Food › Re: Which Of These Local Snacks Did You Enjoy As A Child? (pics) by FalseProphet1(m):
Tanfili. It tasted pepperish groundnut.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Sevilla Vs Manchester United (3 - 0) - Full Time by FalseProphet1(m): 12:15pm On Apr 21, 2023
grin

Education › Re: Police Beat, Slap IMSU Students For Refusing Access To Their Phones (Video) by FalseProphet1(m):
I see those policemen going to jail.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: 2 Tickets To Davido's Concert. Interested? by FalseProphet1(m): 11:47am On Apr 21, 2023
Negroid001:
Gay oshi
Run along kid with your olosho quest.
Romance › Re: 2 Tickets To Davido's Concert. Interested? by FalseProphet1(m): 11:19am On Apr 21, 2023
Negroid001:
Not everyone is unfortunate like you
Lol typical Nigerian weak men. Once you're called out, you'll resort to insults. Oya carry as much girls as you want to go there. Since your life depends on it. Happy STD in advance.

This I have seen.
Phones › Re: Twitter Begins Removing Blue Checks From Users Who Don’t Pay by FalseProphet1(m): 10:57am On Apr 21, 2023
Cutehector:
lmao.. Esp tinubu and that goat Adamu garba
Flesh and blood didn't reveal this to you.

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