₦airaland Forum

Is becoming an army compulsory?
Why not resign!

No be say I gree, I just say make I give am chance

See what joblessness has caused!
Very soon we will see “Poopoo-A-thon /Shit-A-thon” (longest pooing/shitting hours) in the toilet.

Rubbish!

This mumu man is not even ashamed to say this. A woman is threatening him and he’s shaking.
What a disgrace to the male gender

I know some jobless people will start taking sides, fighting themselves online about this news and being ignorant of the fact that she might be writing this while sitting on Davido’s lab.

Gentlesoul2021:
Doctors and Dieticians please which one is nutritional;

RED APPLE 🍎 OR GREEN APPLE 🍏

Stop all these please!

Apple is Apple whether red, blue green or black

She has realized that all those blink blink (expensive shinny wears) will not matter when she finally closes her eyes in death.

Just leave her alone let her be!

DamnnNiggarr:
WAEC: Computer-based test will led to mass failure in Northern Nigeria – Forum

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Daily Post

He’s right! Many factors will lead to mass failure as far as computer based examination is concern. Such as the inability of some students to operate the system (especially in rural areas), network instability etc.

You have bigger chest, why not make use of yours instead

Na this kind man Dey collect beating from his wife.
Na noise after all

Omihanifa:
SuperSport Channel will not broadcast African Cup of Nations games as DSTV failed to secure the tournament’s right to broadcast.

MultiChoice announced this in a statement on Wednesday as football lovers prepare for another edition of AFCON.

“SuperSport Channel will not broadcast the Africa Cup of Nations (AFCON) 2023 scheduled for January 13th to February 11th, 2024, because the channel has not secured the rights to broadcast the tournament,” said MultiChoice.

MultiChoice added, “However, AFCON 2023 games will be available through our partner broadcast stations on Free to Air (FTA) channels.”

https://gazettengr.com/supersport-wont-air-nations-cup-matches-as-dstv-fails-to-secure-afcon-2023-broadcast-rights/

But wait o, what happen to our AIT, NTA, DBN, STV and many other free to air stations?
I need to buy free to air antenna ASAP

tasalanoni:
Nl folks, pls your opinions are needed.
I'm currently 31, earning reasonably well and with greater prospects for the future.

The pressure to settle down is getting stronger by the day. However, I don't consider myself psychically fit for marriage in the midst of the deterioration that the marriage Institution is experiencing.

Judging by my current perspective and disposition on the subject of marriage, I don't see myself setting down even in the next 5years. I try to carefully look at the pros and cons of contracting a marriage in today's world and I always come to the conclusion that there are more cons than pros.

I'm also not a very family oriented person in the sense of creating familial bonds and deeply cherishing them hence I derive my fulfillment and pleasure in doing the things I love to do, acquiring wealth and giving help wherever I deem necessary.

The thought of opting for an adoption is beginning to occupy the greater part of my consciousness and the reasons are few and in my opinion very valid.

1. Progeny is very important in social arrangements especially in the Igbo society. I'll definitely be needing someone to carry on the family's name and legacy when I'm no more.

2. If my perspective on marriage changes for any reason and I decide to take the step towards contracting one, I may have become a little too old then to handle the perculiates of marriage and family life( parenting, school runs issues etc). But with a child already in picture and almost a teenager by then, that part of the problem would have been kicked out..

Nb:As for raising the adopted child, myself, parents, siblings and a helper will be involved while financial responsibility will be exclusively mine.

Kindly help me with insightful and mature advice that is based on direct or third party experience.

That’s not a good idea considering the fact that you’re still young (31). What becomes of the innocent adopted child in the next few years when you get a woman pregnant and have a child from your gene? Trust me, that gap (between the adopted child and ur biological child) will always be there.

You can only do that IF you know (sorry to say) you are proven to be impotent or if you re above 50.

In conclusion: do not rush yourself to adopting any child now. Wait for 1 to 3 years and get a baby mama (if you desperately want a child but not ready to settle down.

Shugavee:
my dear don't go for what you don't like, no matter what , make sure anyman you date or give your body to is a man you like, money and care is important but he should be someone you like. I don't take this for granted.

There was a man who wanted to marry me also , very single , very generous and rich tho he had matured kids cause he's an advanced man, many women would be so happy to have him considering how rich he was but i didn't just find him attractive , i tried my best but i just couldn't have sex with this man , he literally feed me, gave me weekly allowance and other things I needed, i tried but i just couldn't . Now we don't talk like we use to but I'm so happy I made that decision upon all the pressure inside me. Don't force yourself

Hadn’t been you were not a gold digger, you wouldn’t have collected those things from him knowing fully well that you cannot be with him no matter what. But you kept collecting and you think karma is not real. Dey play

But the train suppose hold brake for the car to pass na. E don injure the innocent car occupants now.

The current one is better!

Naijagram:
Seeking your thoughts, everyone!!!

I work as a salaried individual and earn around 400k monthly.

However, my girlfriend constantly asks for money. I give her almost 100k every month and she feels it's not enough for her. She's even voiced discontent, suggesting I only send her money when she explicitly requests it.

I'm beginning to suspect her motives, as she seems solely focused on my income.

She never suggests saving or helps in cutting costs; her primary interest lies in spending everything.
Despite my genuine love for her, I can't keep up with her demands. I had hopes for our future together, but it seems unlikely now.

I'm considering a breakup as a solution.

Has anyone navigated a similar situation?

I don’t like insulting or talking harshly to my fellow man, but sir if you have given her almost or over 100k monthly (as u said) more than two months now.
You are mad! The money no be my own o, but you are a disgrace to the male gender.
Do you need a prophet to tell you that a woman/lady/girl who demands too much from a man doesn’t like/love him? You are a maga/mugu to her!

Jjokke:
I bought a brand new radiator for my Lexus RX330.
I told the mechanic that I need to buy coolant. He said I should use ONLY water for some time (like 3 months) before using coolant.
Please I need opinions on this because I don't know if a new radiator require only water first before using coolant.

Secretly contact another mechanic and hear what he will say also. If it contradicts, then you need a change of mechanic

How much be the price money?
Abi na this old rust belt him go chop

You sent a wrong account number for money to be transferred into and you are here asking who to blame.
I thought this kind of foolishness is over in this country.

Is that the next stop in the recovery process of the money?

RadianceRR:
Nigeria is a linguistically diverse country with numerous languages and ethnic groups. Hence, here are Christmas greetings, wishes, and phrases in a few Nigerian languages:

Yoruba:

Greetings: E ku odun, e ku iye'dun! (Merry Christmas!)
Wishes: Ojo ibi rẹ yio dun pupọ (May your holiday be joyful)
Phrases: Ìrè tí ẹ̀dá ń gbogbo wa (Peace that surpasses all understanding)

Igbo:

Greetings: E keresimesi Oma! (Merry Christmas!)
Wishes: Ijeoma na mmụọ nke ọma maka ụbọchị (Safe and pleasant travels for the holidays)
Phrases: Ọdụm nwaanyị nọ na ọ dị mma (Our sister is looking good)

Hausa:

Greetings: Barka da Kirsimatikuma! (Merry Christmas!)
Wishes: Allah ya ba ka rai da amana a kowanne lokaci (May God grant you peace and security always)
Phrases: Sallah da yamma (Celebration with happiness)

Ibibio:

Greetings: Idara-Ọwọ-Isong (Merry Christmas!)
Wishes: Ọdọ nnọọ fere fi ọdọọ (Wishing you a warm and loving welcome)
Phrases: Ọdọọ fere kede mbọ (Welcome back home)

Edo (Bini):

Greetings: Iselogbe! (Merry Christmas!)
Wishes: Osanobua ma kevbe ihama gbe ọre rẹ vbe ọghẹre (May God bless you abundantly)
Phrases: Edo ne iyare (Edo is beautiful)

Tiv:

Greetings: Mbatsav! (Merry Christmas!)
Wishes: U I see ń doo (May your eyes see good things)
Phrases: Ọdo I see ń ku (May your mouth speak life)
Kanuri:

Greetings: Barka da Kirsimatikuma! (Merry Christmas!)
Wishes: Allah ya ba ka damuwa da lafiya (May God give you good health)
Phrases: Wulakanci (Happiness)

Where did you get that Ibibio translation from?
I’m an Ibibio guy, Aside from the first one “Idara owo isong’’ which means -(There is joy in the land), I don’t understand any of those craps you put up there. Stop misleading the public

The fact that she’s once a public toilet is a turn off.
Unless she’s gotten a new toto (which is not possible)

pansophic:
No. God also cares about the outward appearance of the church - his people who he has chosen to serve him. You can't dress as you like a believer. You need to appear modest, decent and pure at all times before the eyes of God. Believe me when I say this that God is very concerned about your outward appearance both male and female likewise.

So, does barbing any of those hair style make one indecent/look indecent?
I don't think so!

This is rubbish!
I’m a Christian and I totally disagree with this! God doesn’t care about the outward appearance of a person, as long as it doesn’t lead anyone to sin (and I don’t think any of those hairstyles u mentioned can lead anyone to sin).

naijamanyoutube:
I was in Manchester for 2 weeks as my first stop on my Europe tour, I plan to visit over 20 European countries on this tour.

I stayed with my sister and her family in Manchester, I was treated like a king with so many delicious Nigerian food.

I took pictures of some of them and here they are. These food might look like no big deal to many on here, but it is for me, since I don’t know how to cook and I live in Las Vegas where it’s very expensive to eat Nigerian food at a restaurant.

I’m in Edinburgh, Scotland at the moment, will make my way to Glasgow, Scotland tomorrow, and then board a bus that will take me to Northern Ireland. The bus will drive onto a Ferry to cross the Irish Sea. I will stay one day in Belfast and then jump on a train to places I don’t know yet, but I have to be at the airport in Dublin on Monday the 23rd of October to catch a flight to London, where I will stay with Dj Douglas for 1 week. He’s is a childhood friend of mine. He’s the one who taught Dj Neptune how to Dj. The last time I saw Douglas face to face was back in December 2005, when he went to the airport with me when I was traveling to Amsterdam from Lagos, on vacation. Before I got back to Lagos in January of 2006, Douglas don japa go London. Lol

He’s established now with a wife and kids.

I will post more as I go about my journey. Stay tuned.

It shows you have accomplished your goal in life already. (You are blessed)
Please Support people like me who is still finding a path to success.
Nothing is too small. So God can be happier to see you through your journies ahead

Another man is about to be let down by one of these daughters of Eve.
God please help him

JASONjnr:
Lol......

The wehreh in me, would've asked her to tell me if she didn't find the "I love you", amusing.😊😊😉


But because Nigeria is a country where people read meaning to irrelevant things like not greeting your employer first, every morning. Or wearing tats or rings as a sign of irresponsibility.

You right! But here we are

kestolove95:
Ur village people Don fail

I swear! They don fail o

Nicepoker:
Your phone has been reading your mind. I am very sure since you couldn't take the bull by the horn and express your feelings. Your phone had to help out. Swear that you never develop feelings for her.

Lol!

Admin, Please push this to front page I beg you!

My phone sent an automatic SMS to my female employer (school proprietor).

There is this short messages that pops up and people send when they re not in a place to pick a phone call. SMS like; See you soon, on my way home, call you soon etc.

The thing is, my phone was in my pocket when a call came in, I didn't notice it. It was when I got home and went through my messages that i saw a sent message from me to my employer which read "I'm on my way home darling, love you"!

I was shocked cos I never and can never send such an SMS to such a person. When I checked my call history, I discovered I declined a call from her. That means when the phone was in my pocket her call came in and the screen got pressed inside my pocket as I moved without my knowledge, and send the message automatically.

I got a call few minutes later after the discovery, from the principal. It took other of my colleagues who knows there's something like that mostly on Android phones to convince my proprietor, else I would have got sacked.

Please how can I delete/cancel or edit those sms? So it won't appear again next time.
Thanks

He should start stealing other people song also, and stop raising false alarm all the times

My problem is that I go to church but I don't pay tithe.

It's not even in my plan to pay, and even if I start paying, I don't think I can be paying full.

Is something wrong/gonna be wrong with my Christian life.

My own problem is that I go to church but I don't pay tithe.
It's not even in my plan to pay, and even if I start paying, I don't think I can be paying full.

Is something wrong/gonna be wrong with my Christian life.