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Dele Momodu is just an Agbaya. Why hasnt Sophia been talking? Why has he been the one ranting since? If he is fighting for his cousin, shouldnt he be doing it in the background? Have we heard Davido's father speak on the issue? Only this overgrown baby called Dele? I think he has lost it completely.

MemphisDepay:
r u now enjoying your job?

Like fvck no. I just get by.

2007. The year I gave up my passion for music for paid employment.

HelenaMag:
Thanks for you feedback Fawklicant It is an ironic post and not everyone will understand something like this. It is meant just for the brilliant litterateur Sorry you do not find it fun. Thanks for the feedback still.

Metaphorical post my blawkaws! Everybody got habits/pet-peeves. Asking ladies not to date a guy because he reads or watches movies or any other s.hit like that is just plain deceptive. Everything that has a disadvantage also has an advantage. I could give you the advantages to counter every disadvantage you have listed there...plus why do I have to click on that link? Publish or perish. Take a cue from viviangist, naijasinglegirl and other bloggers who post their articles here in full and still provide links for further reads on other stories.

I understand you trying to act all civil and sh.it while subtlely infusing invectives in your lame attempt to school me. Puleeez! I'm way past that silly. Next time come straight at me, no masking.

Goodluck finding your audience.


P.S: Nairaland is full of readers, so that makes all including you undateable.

HelenaMag:
Happy New Year! I am glad you made it into 2016. It’s just six days into the new year and I have been fortunate to listen to two different versions of discussions on New Year Resolutions. Well, I did an article on New Year Resolutions last year, you can read it here.

Moving on to the subject of discussion without further ‘paparazzi’, here are reasons you should not date a guy who reads.

Don’t date a man who reads. He will be interesting.

Your dates will be too romantic like Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland. Your late night conversation will take hours to end. He will throw ideas and expect you to bounce something back. Brain exercises are not for the lazies.

Don’t date a man who reads. He is fine spending time on his own.

Continue to read why you should not date a man that reads http://www.helenamag.com/dont-date-a-man-that-reads/

Please repeat after me. R-U-B-B-I-S-H!

Hadeybholar:
I met dis guy in 2013,He dated my roommate for 3 months b4 dey quit.i nd d guy became close pals nd I evn dated his frnd for some time b4 everybody lost contact but I and d guy still get in touch till now.all of a sudden he asked me dis year 2016 if we can be dating.reli confused giving d scenario above, being my ex frnd nd his ex frnd. what should I do.i like him a lot but I just av dis mentality dat mayb he is deceiving me plus he used to b a womaniser so I dnt know if he has changd.


People advices:
mr A: it's possible d guy has had a crush on u since but mayb because of his frnd he cldnt do anytin den

mr B:it's possible d guy wan come chop him own

Your advice will be highly appreciated.

Anything is possible my dear, but I'd say move on. As for the changing part, leave that one. Most times, the first instinct that hits us is usually the right one. In your case, you think he might be deceiving you and you just may be right. I'd go with Mr. B.

proficienc:
It's a recycled story... Word for word

And I just wasted my comment.

divinehand2003:
I am just 30 and have a high sex drive. I want it every day if I could get it, but my wife is happy with two or three times a week. Once in a while, she humours me by letting me have more, but I always have the feelings she does it for peace.

A few weeks back, her father had a stroke. He’s lived alone since he lost his wife three years ago and my wife had to go to the family house every evening from work. By the time she came back home, sex was the last thing from her mind.

love-cartoon-girl

In the meantime, our neighbour, who is a very good friend of ours, is a single mother of three. She’d jokingly complained of abstaining from sex due to no fault of hers. So when she called round and discovered I was alone, she went back to her place to bring me something to eat. I provided the booze.

One thing led to another and I found myself having amazing sex! She’s in her 40s but sexy and very athletic. Afterwards, she suggested I call in at her place from time to time for no-strings sex. She said it would solve both our problems and my wife needs never know.

I’ve taken her up on her offer and the nice arrangement is working for both of us. I mean what could be simpler and where’s the harm?
I love my wife and our beautiful children, but not getting enough sex is driving me up the wall. Could this be a way of solving my problem and my neighbour’s?

And this right here is the making of a broken home. Neighbour? Haha! Sorry is your name. Btw, sex is not food. Certain proclivities can be curtailed, discipline is the key. If you were in prison, you wouldnt want it everyday. Your wife gives it to you two to three times a week plus bonuses and you are complaining? Issorai! Continuu!

HardMirror:
A punny a day also keeps a guy sane. It's lack of release that makes some men do silly things for girls (you know what I mean "ur status"

I feel you bro. We all still do every once in a while...konji is a baskard you know!

HardMirror:
Not true.
U need to meet the kind of girl op is trying to decribe to understand. Many girls shake but it's not the kind that wld make the op open this thread.
The way we climax differs
You are right about the lady being on top. Works for some ladies, but a shaker is another experience entirely

Comrade I understand the type of shaker he described perfectly. Encountered them wella. Serious convulsion! Anyways to each his own.

Estharfabian:
Ikr??


I'm kinda annoying... Buh I assure You, it's just a ruse!

Good for you.

HardMirror:
I laff at people saying she is possessed here. They don't know what they are missing
And yh you got it. My gf then was also a squirter.
This is why watching porn is good.
The first time we did it and she was shaking, I was a bit scared, but based on stuffs I've watched I knew I had hit a jackpot. Letting her go was not easy. Getting another "shaker" has been mission impossible for me

You can achieve the same with a lot of girls too. Just more work and technique. But she has to get used to your body system first for that to happen. Patience and intuition. Some girls explode in any position, some only in specific positions especially woman on top facing you.

Estharfabian:
Ugh...


How on earth did you come to the Lame conclusion that I'm always Angry!? LoL!


By the way....Was actually Watching Empire whilst commenting on these thread... in other words, I was super Joyous!

Take a retrospective read at some of your recent posts involving romance and you'll understand how. Anyways, your ink, use it how you deem fit. Shallom.

testing12:
Omo...e no funny ohh..I met this chick way back in 2013 while I was serving,after our service year,the girl been dey play hard to get until she finally gree just last December, we lodged in an hotel and started the whole pre-intimacy thingy,and then to the sex proper ,after about 6 minutes into the sex,the girl exploded..omo this babe just started shaking repeatedly like she had a seizure..choi!!in my mind I was like I don kill person pikin ohh,even my john thomas wey still hard just had to respect it self and shrink cause the fear wey dey my body was out of this world..I just kept telling the babe to relax until she finally got her self after about 3 minutes of shaking...I had to ask the girl why she was shaking and she told me that's how she does when she comes..I was tempted to have a go again but my liver no gree me at all...abeg who don experience anything like this

Cool down, no lele. Next time get her to be very relaxed before the main show. Give her a rub down while y'all gisting and unclad. Massage her body with some soft oils and stroke every inch except for the privates. Talk casually in a soothing voice while you are at it. Let the momentum build up in her gradually. All the while let her eyes remain closed. Set her whole body on fire, but this takes practice to get the rythym right. By the time you commence extensive pre-intimacy, your sheets would have been soaked. Enjoy the wave of screams and orgasms that will flow when you get down to action. Make sure you smell real nice.


Disclaimer......Talk is cheap sha!

HardMirror:
It is absolutely normal
We guys have spasms too when climaxing, but it only last a few seconds, for some guys it could be very intense and visible.
Same for ladies, they have muscle spasms too but they climax longer than men and for those who experience intense orgasm, it cld be very visible and last a considerable amount of time.
Had a Gf like that some years back.
Girls like this are the best, they can't fake orgasm and you know when you've hit the spot.
The shaking is majorly with the legs don't make it sound as if she was have an epileptic fit.

And the guy just threw away squirting season one! Just a little more technique and she would have been squirting like a fountain. Choi! See the kind babes we dey like na him my guy just pause the show! Anyways, there's always a first time for everything.

Estharfabian:
I bet my Ass if A thick n slim girl walks into A room... y'all would turn your Girraffed necks 360degrees to stare n drool over her Ass...


Y'all would be Yapping about preferring "SLIM"...BuH deeply, you'd be craving for "Thick"... big Ass n Boobies!


confused people!

Why are you always so mad angry?

I prefer to fawk B for a while till I inevitably get tired. I prefer to date/marry A, never get tired.

marieolae:
Honestly..!!

I wonder why you are all wasting your ink on the Ekuke babe. Mtscheeeeww! Local champion.

Aminat508:
My type

Sweery, my own is better. I have just one big pack. One is one! Who needs six small packs when you can make do with ONE JUMBO PACK?

lalasticlala:
Not on my thread..

Who is Obi Obadike? He is I....if you put am GBO na you sabi!

leboss6:
The guy actually has a solid case looking from a Legal angle, Point 1 : the body of the girl had just 1 stab wound which means it was not an hate attack by a jealous lover, there would have most likely been more than one stab wound if it was otherwise, Point 2 : the Guy was also stabbed in the stomach ,it is not logically possible for the Girl to have stabbed him in the stomach just after She was stabbed in the Neck, how was she able to collect the knife from him with a stab wound in her own neck? Point 3 : the Neighbours acknowledged rushing him to 3 hospitals where we was rejected and they also said they took him to festac police station to make a statement and get a police report to facilitate treatment, their testimony is Key, Point 4 he only went to Benin republic after he was rejected in 3 Nigerian hospitals,he also surrendered himself to police immediately he heard he was wanted....My take....... NOT GUILTY

Point 1---what if hired hands were involved in the killing? Hired by the jealous ex-lover?
Point 2....what if she stabbed him in the stomach first and he retaliated and killed her?

Story is incomplete, no need to pass judgements. Let the cops do their job.

Smokescreen

What do I know Beauty is in the hai hof the beholder!

sonnie10:
Please let know which one comes first; the spending or the reciprocating?

You spend when you are in a relationship, when you discover she is stingy....cut her off and move on. If ahe has this entitlement mentality, you'd see it from the onset and bounce. I don't even waste my time with those types even just for fawk.

Some can even spend on you first if they really like you. Cook for you, get you a simple gift from a work colleague selling souvenirs e.t.c all in a bid to win you over. Just like guys do.

sonnie10:
A girl told you she was traveling and you took her to several of her ATMs without any withdrawal made. What does that tell you? She just did not have any money in her account. Her expectations were; (1) She wanted you to use your own ATM to get some money for her (2) She just wanted the money and probably was not even traveling (3) If she was actually traveling, she felt entailed to some pocket money from you. Since you could not satisfy any of those, that incident was the last straw that broke the ox's back.


But if you ask me, I will say you did not do enough. From what you have listed so far, for a guy that owns a private car to complain when you have only bought:

1) A packet of sugar
2) A tin of milk
3) Recharge card once or twice
4) A plate of rice

Why do you feel entitled to anything from these few things you mentioned? Bros, you can do better before claim ownership abeg. If she was you sister how would you feel? abi you want to reap where you did not sow? Before you saw her and liked her, someone must have been maintaining her to be that presentable.

Very very faulty reasoning you've got there. So he has to maintain her? As what? ATM machine? Guys sef? He wanted her to be his gf not a liability. Nigerian girls have this entitlement mentality and it is guys with your sort of reasoning that they feed fat off. I can only spend on women who reciprocate the gesture.

MrLP:
i already made the decision of not calling her again...and i will simply ignore her when i come across her again. i posted this online after i made that decision. the essence of the message i sent was to see her reactions. if she was for real...she would have defended hersef instead of blocking and deleting me. at least at first... i think she knew i was tired of her acts and decided no point keeping me in abeyance. the truth is if she really gives a damn.....she will call or text sooner or later. aint making any moves again. after the screen shot below. she blocked me on whatsapp too. she swore i will never get a babe cos of the way i talk. that was y i sent the below. she said my exes came and went cos of the way i talk....that my words are too heavy. i have only had 2/serious relationships which i told her about. first left me cos i graduated and i was an hindrance to her concentrating on religious stuffs and studies. she came back a yr late...thats after she graduated but it was too late. 2nd went to serve in ABJ...that was were she got lost. i wonder what she meant by they come and go cos of my attitude.

Bros, the first sms was bad enough now this? From the get-go you should be able to identify a time waster. Never ever ever ever ever profess love to any girl you are toasting. It puts you at a disadvantage. It makes the girl feel like you;d be expecting her to love you back and some can freak out or magarize you easily...just like this one did.
These girls be behaving as if a guy enjoys the relationship more than they do. You take them out, you spend your money on them. You take care of some of their bills, ayam your father? You fawk them, you come once in a round, they have multiple orgasms, squirting all over like epileptic patients. In all you expend energy, time, money, emotions...and then you look back and realize, she wasn't worth all the effort.(that is when ya eye don clear).

Bevista:
I will reserve my comment regarding the rationality of detaining or releasing Sheikh al-Zakzaky.
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However, I think Iran is the most unworthy country to demand diplomatic understanding from any country. They & North Korea are in the habit of not honoring diplomatic relationships. They jail and execute foreign nationals at will under unverified espionage claims. They do not even listen to the United Nations.

That! My brother is CNN and aljazeera version. Unverified espionage claims? Puleeez! Better be aware that a good number of the foreign nationals working in shell/chevron/oil and gas/aviation and other sectors of the Nigerian economy are spies. Even wikileaks tapes on Nigeria showed that much.

Dull cow. Maluuu! Nama!

YoungDaddyB:
When parking downhill it should be on Reverse and Hand break, any other state of parking (uphill or flatland) should be on gear 1 and hand break. Check Car manuals and driving school books. Professional manual driver speaking here.

Best advice here.

This is around empire Ojuelegba not Jibowu. Just in front of Abati barracks. Close to where the tanker got burnt at Forte oil the last time.