₦airaland Forum

Still flat

Sam loco: "I want to harvest you"

Gentew:
I lost my job and got a better one that doubles my previous salary with less stress within two weeks on nairaland.

This is just to motivate others to keep trying.

Thank you to God
Thank you to Nairaland.

how much

They cannot even score from open play

jaxxy:
In Messi case u need to check not just the team loss bt his individual performance in the game. Most of Messi losses he was down in performance and rightly criticized. Same applies when Ronaldo gives a poor performance.

Bt when its the team that’s low on performance we know. Barca has top players for the last 4 years. Poor performance shudnt be seen bt it continues to happen why??

So it was messi's fault that the defence couldnt stop a quick corner

Why is he referring "five hundred thousand" to "half a million" to make the money look big

petra1:
If you want to go to church on Sunday and your church is not open. Pls find a Christ embassy church to attend.

That's mischievous way to advertise your Church

merits:
Billionaire married billionaire doesn't guarantee happy home.but I wish them bless and happy married life in advance.

Don't hate......appreciate

This is Mancity's year.....Citizens! Let's do this for Epl

jaxxy:
Ronaldo is excellent. This loss has absolutely nothing to do with him or his performance by team work and team game plan.

It can happen to even Lyon.

he could have scored hattrick now


When liv beat Barca, the blame was on messi.

Besides anytime Juve won, ronaldo takes the fame. He should take the blame as well

meobizy:
Nengi, Ozo and Kiddwaya. Who else again?

trikyt, Erica, Prince

Offpoint:
If plantain is Ogede, then what is banana called?

Plantain: Ogede agbagba

Banana: Ogede

Kriss216:
That's not plantain! It's called Bó lè. Boli



It's more noble to grill Bò lè than to grill dead vultures like our darling elite zombie.

fixed

yanabasee1:
They can't wait to be collecting awoof 33k without doing anything......



Some of them don't even know that they'd be posted to interior bush with no network....They should better enjoy their free time before opening threads to lament and cry of government cruelty.....

Olodo, check schools, banks and industries and see how corp members are doing even much more than full staff

Quite funny....And your best penalty taker is always on the bench

fratermathy:
They are asking workers below grade level 12 to work from home. How can a typist or messenger or cleaner work from home ?

Those in the higher grades need assistance from those in the lower cadre.

That's why essential workers are exempted

Houseofglam7:
Her name's "concilla"
How do I pronounce that without being amused?

Kon-si-la

Ogun girls and greed.....

Fake baptism. Who goes for baptism showing cleavages

Ravens everywhere

Prof. X , we have a new recruit here

Toto?

In the toilet, reading the epistle

eloKarl:
Greetings Nairalanders...

This is my fourth time applying for Nigeria Airforce recruitment right from my 2nd year in the university, but to no avail, graduated with good grade, finished my youth service but the next story is hard to tell (we know the nature of finding a job in this country), although as a man I can't be idle, currently I'm engaging into menial freelance services together with laboring jobs as a means to survive since there're bills to take care of even though it can be energy draining atimes - but wetin man go do...

I have this passion and motivation of being a part of Nigeria airforce, but due to Nepotism - is as if I'm not qualified when I know that I'm over qualified ...

I'm the first born in my family and atleast some of you knows what it means to be chesting alot of responsibilities...

please if there is anybody who can help me to secure this job in this ongoing recruitment I will be deeply greatful. i have successfully applied already, hoping that God's grace will find me this time.

if God want to use you to help me, you can reach me on 07044521038 or Email: Elokarl8@gmail.com


God bless.

Start doing something else while waiting for your dream job if it ll ever come

Naijasurveys:
If you experienced loss of smell or taste or both between Jan & June this year and you live in Nigeria, kindly check on my signature

how much you go pay

MRAKPORS:
Hmm

I am 5'2 and financially ok
I proposed love to this lady who should be about
5'1 but she turned me down saying I am too short

Please is 5'2 also short? I am tired o

Not even 5'6. You are short for an average man

Bbn is not for agberos

Demolish everything.. Modern Lagos is all we want

rawpadgin:
Okay, was having a drink with a friend of mine last night & he told me he no longer find his fiancée attractive. They got engaged a year ago & the babe is already pregnant for him. He is however still planning to wife her because the girl is a wife material & he will grow further financially with her by his side but believes he might be cheating on her after marriage.

According to him, the said girl has done a lot for him mostly during the pandemic period but believes he shouldn't be getting married to a girl simply because she has assisted him on many occasions. All my effort to convince him that the feelings will come after marriage proved abortive.

The pregnancy is the problem

She's worth a standing dick

Tell the scamdemic crew