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Some toilet keys look like car keys these days o...no go spread legs for janitors

Dead on arrival

Erica...the finest. She wants to eat her cake and still have it

Ceejay111:
Good day nairalanders plz I need someone that needed a female roommate around lekki or areas close to lekki. Just graduated but needed a job.

i don't really have much on me but i will like to start from somewhere. I don't mind wooden (pako) room my number is 09028311131 please help a sister if you can. God bless you all

Can you cook and wash clothes very well?

Batman returns

Seems she was positive from birth

Wicked househelp, removing people's heart anyhow.

Don't mind me, you did well. Truth is bitter to swallow at times. She ll appreciate your blunt advice in the nearest future

Emary:
It is because 2 sides are radii so they are equal.

you are right, you are still brilliant in this pandemic era

[quote author= post=92649433]WHEN you fight corruption, corruption truly fights back.[/quote]When corruption fights corruption.... the masses suffer

SeunDobo:
I have a lady that stay in my compound and I have strong feeling for her , she's quite beautiful and cool so one afternoon I walk up to her and collected her number and I call her following week when I get to work ,I normally goto work and come back every weekend, she picked the call and i explain how I feel about her and she's didn't say anything and she cut the call .. I didn't bother anymore to call so when I get back home from work ,I call her and asked why she cut the call on me may be she's angry with me and she's said No thats she not angry I told her about about my feeling again and she's quickly excuse me that she was sent an errand and said we talk on phone , I call her same evening on phone but she was telling me that is gonna be hard and I quickly said if it's not possible she should let me know and she replied is not possible ..so since then I just dey my own , I bored her but she dey give me some kind attention , if I need something she go want help me with it ... sometime I dey charge my phone shake and na she dey trying to check it for me until my phone ... I dey confuse may be I should still dey disturb her about dating me or leave her alone please help me .. insult is allow ��

Date her but don't ask her out.
She wants you to date her without asking her out

A case of a pot calling kettle black

Michelle55:
Learn to live with it.. Its nothing new and i possibly can't hate my mum for doing what she thought was best for me.
I just had to find my way around it and be happy, you can do same.
Life goes on

Hers was done in late 90s. Her mother should know better, female genital mutilation is evil

zacckid23:
Its these girl I met at a club house in February before the lockdown started... You know the normal club parole now... My fellow real niggars in the house... So I took her, even when I went to meet her her orientation was different like mere seeing her you will know these one is a novice, I took her for the night like wetin concern man, na make man knack now.. After we had sex ... She was a virgin ...

She told me thereafter that in their family they must marry any man that disvirgin them unless evil will befall them... You know now, I was like why will I marry a club girl .. She told me that she wasn't a club girl that she's from a wealthy home she just came to flirt with her friend since she always stayed indoor always..

That its her first time... I really confirmed it. I told her I was gonna give her the reply after the lockdown, I am just using the lockdown to cover face. Although we still talk online ... Please adult in the house advice me...

No insult please

Don't tell me that you believe in that crap. Don't let her scare you

Upcoming actress... Yet to see her on my screen

FuckOsuPigs:
Take it easy bro, you still need them on your way to the top. The story may be fake but it's actually a good thing for you to follow in the footsteps of a legend. Such story is even an honour to you.

Using uncouth language against them can be counterproductive.

A word is enough for the wise.

Illiterate. In journalism you dont post false news about anyone even if its positive. The image of the print media is at stake

Exmilitant:
I am still trying to comprehend the possibilities of a flesh and blood flying into heaven to live with spirits.

1Cor 2:14


The person without the Spirit does not accept the things that come from the Spirit of God but considers them foolishness, and cannot understand them because they are discerned only through the Spirit.

FahBuLous:
This is a prayer point every christian should always focus on, there are hidden battles we don't know about, but if you are strong spiritually, its a win win for you.

Wrong motive. We seek spiritual growth to know him more not because of battle to fight


Phil 3:10

That I may know him, and the power of his resurrection, and the fellowship of his sufferings, being made conformable unto his death;

A complete U turn from God

nkwuocha1:
Good.
This These are churches that are not after offerings like their existence depends solely on it.

fixed

DuBLINGreenb:
Then why you come dey smile like that

He has a smiling face

uruba23:
Na wa cctv camera in the sit room what if someone hack the ip.Secret hidden cameras are better.Gov Makinde sef you won't show abi.

Baba dey monitor things from beyond

SweetCunt97:
Widows still wear Black? In igboland it's White sha.

Black or white....no colour is evil.

Africa sha

askings:
How do expect agbada to make one big? All the same thanks for your contribution.

If you have a solution, then you don't need to create this thread

Twitter is the mother of fake stories

askings:
Dear nairaland,
I am seriously depressed. There are some occasions I couldn't talk because they would see me as small boy. And I am a 30+ year old, a programmer and a millionaire with some assets. I really have many challenges related to my small body. There was even a time I went to a bar to just have some pepper soup and these hard drinks, all sums to 25,000 naira. The lady attending to me was like who send you come buy these stuffs.

Please is there any help you can render that can make me grow big? I have used a lot of drugs and eat much goodies. I think there is a lot advantages with big bodies. Please i need a mature response and advice.

Start using a walking stick

Wear big clothes like agbada, suits. Say no to t-shirts and jeans

Idi dudu

So Teni fit fix tyre

Righteousness89:
I Celebrate being a Citizen of Heaven!
What about You?

Yinmu, you spend more time on NL than studying your Bible

Time spent online: 2 months & 11 days

rosy1992:
This is really unfair, that is why it's best you live a modest sexual life.

What's wrong with cowgirl style

Petyprincess:
Lol what about me that loves twerking?

Actually if you see how your boo looks at you for knowing how to dance seductively you d be surprised! Janemena husband usually get mesmerized when his wife is twerking seductively for him.
Most guys want wife materials with a touch of crazy Jean

flat screen wanna twerk

Mrshape:
Question 1. Solve the equation 2x²=18

x= plus or minus 3