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Whykidstarboy:
Good morning folks.my name is anonymous, a finalist from one largest uni in Nigeria, definitely I expected to u guys to get the name better. I was in the school park and there is no bus/shuttle to pick us back to off campus.fortunately, I saw one empty shuttle not knowing it has been ordered by some girls there also. But as an hard guy I try to chance the girls but Immediately I heard one of them saying be romantic and next thing started romancing my beards for seconds. My question is can this be categories as sexual assault since it's from a strange lady or just a normal play/teasing. Kindly let me know views on it.

Final year and full of beards.....how many years you wan spend for higher institution

How much will you sell the wagon without the "G"

SonOfSatoshi:
We've been dating for the past 3months, and I just realized that I don't love her.

She's a year older than me, what really attracted me to her at first was her big yansh, it doesn't interest me anymore.

I have told her that I don't love her, but she don't want to go, she said she love me so much and can't live without me.

She doesn't have anything to offer in the relationship, asin she's a big liability.

Please guys, I need break up lines!

Babe....you are too good for me. I need to set you free for the right man to find you.

2. I will be selfish, If I didn't allow you to go. Your guy is out there ....go n get him. Don't let us keep him waiting any longer

3. Babe! I am at fault, you ve done nothing wrong and this is not a rejection. It's high time I released you for the right man

doggedfighter:


Musa understands that religion is just for fun and shouldn't be taken seriously.

He knows too that it's all imaginary nothing true or real about any religion.

Catch your fun,Musa !

Ignorance!

Praises unlock victories

5mb or 5 GB

confirmedniggae:
Good evenning all.

I have been having this thought of quitting my job to learn driving in order to pick up an UBER or BOLT job but the fear of getting a car on hire purchase is always coming as an hindrance.

I am a family man whose salary of just #85,000 is not even enough to cater for the family .Before the salary even comes in ,there are always debts that have been incurred .


Most times,I dont even get up to #20,000 as a result of debts and seriously I am fed up .Infact ,i think of suicide sometimes because i am so depressed right now .I have rent of #140,000 hanging on my neck too.


Please will it be wise to quit to learn driving for purpose of commercial driving job?

Combine both, Uber comes with its own job risk too

The return of mediatek....still don't trust them though

Mercisharelove:
Most of you would have experienced my personality over the period we have been together on nairaland.

Went for a vacation to an isolated beach reserved hotel to have a quiet time and probably refill myself, I was chilling inside my luxury tent, unzip to receive fresh air, before this dream man came chasing shadows, I was surprised he lacked manners, why would you be hoping to cash into someone you barely know or have encountered.


I know and I am aware that most ladies are incredibly cheap, what I mean is, as long as you fit in to the kind of rich man they desire, their legs are widely open and there you swimming.

Cheapest cheaters.



I was so glad he promised on his knees that he will never dare try such again for the rest of his sex urges full fake life.

I have his confessions recorded and all the sickening stuffs ladies has been through in his hands and how he used charms to subdue so many rich ladies to fund his miserable lifestyle.


How it looked like his charms failed, because he actually activated them, because he knew who I was and have been trailing me all along, he planned it to happen here because he actually wanted something more than sex.



I am not cheap and sex don't dictate for me, if you're thinking that because I look sexy that I will be easily seduce, you are on wide ranging of superstitious melodies. Don't try that with me.



Pictures loading. Please be patient. I shall upload, let me discuss with my advisors.

Don't mind them....you are almost sexy

CaptainPrice1:
It's a lie. No one will tell you this. Do you think it's easy to change your name completely? All dz beer parlour lies and Twitter Fabu sef.

It's true....people sworn affidavit easily this days

Klass99:
The first picture of father/son is so touching and heart warming, it indeed speaks louder than words.

I love the 2009 version with the dog in it. Dogs make a household feel complete.

Modified to add: Only people who grew up around dogs in their homes can understand my preceding paragraph.

Our dogs were a beautiful addition to our home and they contributed to a wonderful childhood experience for me.

It's okay if you can't relate, because we all had different childhood experiences, just waka pass and don't begin to vibrate or take tramadol over my comment and experience.

You once had a dog. Yes, we know, unfortunately the message in the pix has nothing to do with dog

She's not ready to settle down.....she doesn't.need husband material now

ribegav:
Each quarter is four months. The end of the first quarter is end of April not March.

BigSarah:
Yes Ndidi? I get it

"yes indeed"

OlayemiAshraf:
Ta lo sope kor Po keh ?

OPP: O pọ pa

OPG: O pọ gan

Looking malnourished

Cerebrocrust:
How Do I Overcome This As A Lady?

I'm a newbie here but, I'll like to drop this issue as it is getting me quite depressed lately.

I'm quite cute (average maybe) and I'm quite bashful as well. Whenever I go for an event, I developed this habit of frowning or squeezing my face to the dislike of the audience. On several occasions, I've seen guys pull over their car while trying to call my attention and I just snub or ignore them.

Even at a wedding party, most of the grooms men would want to approach me but, will back down really scared cause of my serious look.

I really don't know what to do as this is taking a toll on me.

Is there any possible way wherein I can practice to get my smiley face back or perhaps overcome this issue??

Please help.

You have a spirit husband. You need to make yourself available for cleansing

iLegendd:
Killing 3 birds with one stone.

1. He called himself big head — act of humor.
2. He made himself seem less smart when compared with the wife — act of humility.
3. He is actually smarter than the wife.

Every smart person knows smart people give other smart people praises in fields the other person is better. It's only intelligent people that get jealous if of other intelligent people. To them, it's competition.

In all you do, be smart and intelligence will be given for free.

Don't mind him, he's using reverse psychology on her. To control a woman or be in charge...make her feel that she's in control

AndikanEssien:
I did same two days ago. I believe that acting promptly and fairly contributes to peace

Why can't you wait till the following month and pay all once

Guest911:
My tenant just reminded to come and collect rent lol. Who else have experienced stress free tenants before.

He even called and said please add electricity bill so I can pay everything lol

Is Nigeria getting better?

Before the money got diverted, you better collect it

rita25:
A GOD FEARING MAN IS A MAN THAT FEAR GODS SHIKENA WHICH INTERPRETATION IS BETTER AGAIN

More like a Man that ll not cheat on her

PrimadonnaO:
A God-fearing man is not an overly-religious man! That makes it sound like something negative.

Na them

Ijawwomaninoyo:
So, when two people packed each other inside room, marriage don start? Abeg, where be your village make some Aboki come pack una for free.
In this civilized age?

Didn't you see "with the blessing and support of the families involved"

Ijawwomaninoyo:
20 years of cohabiting [baby mama/baby daddy] is different from 20 years of marriage. Bride Price symbolizes marriage.

he married her when he had nothing.

Bride price is not marriage, It's the evidence that the woman that was given out is invaluable

Marriage is man and woman coming together with the support and blessings of families involved

Not when the guy is rich...... marriage can come later

saintbillion:
Yes ooo the heading has said it all guys. Share the most embarrassing moment you had with a nurse or doctor that you will never forget. Please liars keep off

Never being to a hospital in years. I can't relate

orohbiro:
Good day guys, I met this girl 2019 July on my way back from work I approach her ask her out and the rest was history. we began dating I fell in love with her though I never demand for sex until October last year wish she refuse telling me she loves me that this is not the right time to do it. this is the same girl I have spend almost 47thousand naira on her head even her pant I haven't seen since we have been dating, so yesterday she came to my place we were talking from there I touch her breast rub her lap i was really excited she was about to let me in but this girl told me it was not the right time, I plead with this girl almost on my kneels this girl still turn me down and worst still the idiot is not a virgin she told me she has had it just once. she left my house am thinking of putting drug in her drink so that I can have my way because my money I have spent on her can't go like that please I need your advise please. am loosing patient

Stop spending on her, anytime she asked for money, tell her "It's not the right time"

suasmablow:
I drafted this oath agreement for my girlfriend to take.
But after reading it when she got to my house for this purpose, she vehemently complained about all the points and outrightly refused to take the oath.
Are the oath points too difficult?
What should I do now?
Continue or end the relationship?

Bad handwriting...you cannot even write steadily on a line. No wonder she rejected the oath

Mrshape:
Felt bad today when my sss1 students jokingly accused me of being an internet fraudster using teaching and corporate dressing as cover up.
I have to sit them down and school them there are teachers doing very well and show them some evidence that all my money is from teaching.
I don't really blame them some of their elder once might have told them you can only make it big with yahoo.

Have you being falsely accused to be an internet fraudster (yahoo) ?
How did you handle it?

I m always indoor, they have come to accept me as a lazy govt worker

DoubleFingers:
N/B: This could be a bit lengthy, but please, read to the end.

I have been making preparations since late last year to settle down with my fiancee. I intend going to collect the marriage list this coming April to kick start the marriage processes.

My girl and I are very compatible in almost all ramifications you can think of. Honestly, she's the perfect definition of a supportive wife, well mannered and loyal to the core, just to say a few.

We now lived in different states, but we've known ourselves and have been seeing/dating each other in the same city between December 2016 and September 2019. I even made her to redeploy during her NYSC in 2018, to be close to me because of my intentions for her.

As usual, we've been praying and trying to seek the face of God to get divine revelation.

So on the 9th of this month (March), my fiancee and her mum visited a priest for normal pre marriage talk/counseling. The priest of course asked my girl some questions about me, which she answered sincerely. The priest then advised my girl and her mum to put everything in God's hand and be praying about it.

About a week later (around 16th or so), my fiancée's mother had a dream where my fiancée's hair was cut in the dream. In trying to understand the dream, my fiancee then called her cousin who is a Reverend, and the cousin told her that the dream is a bad dream, that it means "someone is trying to take her glory."

That dream compelled my fiancee and her mum to have two days midnight prayer (19th and 20th precisely) to cancel any bad dream.

Reaching today, my girl and her mum visited the priest again, to let him know about the dream. The priest then asked my girl about her understand of the dream. My girl said it means "widowhood." But my girl's mum was having a different understanding.

In summary, the priest then asked my girl if she had gotten a divine revelation, as to whether we're meant to be husband and wife. My girl said no has not.
Personally, I've fasted and prayed severally to God to show me reasons not to marry my fiancee, but I'm yet to see reasons not to.

Honestly, apart from divine validation which I'm yet to get, I'm yet to see reasons why I shouldn't marry my fiancee. And my girl have been worried since this afternoon, thereby getting me worried also.

Now my questions are:

1.) What does it mean for someone's hair to be cut in a dream?

2.) Is it 100% compulsory that one must get a divine validation to have a peaceful and happy marriage?

Please, your honest contributions will be appreciated.

Mods, please help a brother if this piece isn't in the right section.

And help send it to front page for more response.

Thanks.

Nonsense!

OP, you are the first priest of your life.For every info from God by any priest, there should be confirmation from you too . Any revelation that's contrary to the word God is bullshit!