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The Enugu fake Certificate holder went to beg the chief purveyor of fake certificates himself as comrades in crime to help him influence his current forgery case in court. He is now using the Innocent Chief of Naval staff as a cover. Continue telling us monkey story

Fact. Tinubu is the Grand patron of Forgery in the whole world. Mmesoma learnt very well from him

fergie001:
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These Tinubu lawyers are all illiterate lawyers. They all bought their way to the top. Even we that are not lawyers knows that recently there have been a ruling that the fact that Tinubu or Shettima is not a member of labour party, or they didn't contest in the primary election of labour party they don't have the loqus standing to challenge the outcome of labour standard bearer. Why are these fools wasting their time and the time of the country

The first thing you have to do towards that is to return the stolen mandate. Anything before that you are just deceiving your cartel members

OluwaLina1:
Happy sunday nairalanders.
I moved to a new area(Student area) and decided to attend a nearby church.

These are what I noticed.

-- I was the only one that used scarf.Even the choristers and the female ministers didn't use scarf.

--Almost all the female members are putting on trousers,ladies that put on gowns/skirt are not up to 20%.
I was even surprised that the two female ministers and the female choristers also put on trouser to climb the church alter.

--During prayer intersection,I noticed everybody were praying in tongues and it seems am the only person not filled with the holy spirit to speak in tongues.
Even when we were asked to pray on our offering,people still prayed in tongues.

And it just seems I'm odd among them or is it that am not modernized?

Religion is officially a social gathering. Understand that and be at peace then decide whether to join any or not

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nlfpmod:
https://thenigerialawyer.com/orosanye-report-fg-discontinues-funding-of-professional-bodies-councils/


Previous thread https://www.nairaland.com/7744252/subsidy-professional-bodies-removed

They are quick to stop funding professional bodies but I never heard them talking about the Christian and Muslims pilgrimage board. This is the two useless agencies I don't know the reasons why government should even set them up. We only need ambassadors to that countries and that should be it

Odidigboigbo:
You want to be smart here but ended up writing trash. When you go to Church on Sunday, go straight and seat on the chair reserved for your pastor. Or when you attend your village meeting, go and seat on the chair reserved for your village head, if you don't know what protocol is all about.

Seriously there shouldn't be such protocols in churches and mosques except for the pastors and Imams leading the prayer. Well religion is just a form of hustling in this country

juman:
Hmmmmmm
Christian and muslim.
Its acceptable in south west.

This is one of the reasons why the Nothern Muslims sees you southern Muslims as unserious Muslims. Choose your hustle and stick with it

Naijalarry:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbAdI13a3dk



Source- https://punchng.com/adelekes-aide-ex-senate-spokesperson-clash-at-osogbo-eid-praying-ground/

I thought the Adelekes are Christians

Haykings02:
Who ever pay your school fees wasted his money because is better to have invested the money in farming because it is very obvious you are deficient in logical reasoning for this your stupid post

Useless Tout like you who doesn't know what Schooling stands for. You are just imitating your father who is a tout for Tinubu family, you are now a confirmed tout and you will also be grooming your children to take up your family heritage. Useless wasted Generations of imbeciles

Most times if see someone driving recklessly with a car, check well he is not the owner of the car. That is what this Thief is doing. Which one is parading for him after travelling abroad. Nothing we won't see on top of this Criminal cocaine sniffer

He rejected Global alliance for vaccination for Global alliance of Locusts destroying Nigeria economy.Only reason is that he knows the Crime Boss is a thief so it is a free for all looting galore this time

orisa37:
PO HAS NOTHING TO OFFER NIGERIAN POLITICIANS. HE IS A HOOLIGAN.

Obviously he has nothing to offer Nigerian politicians but everything to offer Nigerians that is why the politicians rig him out

Very useless Idiot, drowning on stolen Ekiti peoples money stolen with his brother. Nigeria is a criminal's paradise and that is why Idiots who should be in prison is roaming the streets disturbing sane people

Newsday:
Watch video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tzSTsV2gJE

The brother to the former Ekiti State Governor, Isaac Fayose has called out The Labour Party Presidential candidate Peter Obi to stop Spreading Fake News.
He shared this across is Instagram page calling the DSS to get Peter Obi arrested.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cty4lo1ge0W/?igshid=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ==

Sorry Mr Ghana President, stop telling our President how to tackle corruption because Our Own President is Corruption himself

ijaw1stson:
Jagaban has made friends over the years sha. I respect him for that.

Once you become powerful even people who have met you just once for a few seconds will start creeping out claiming to be your friend

Hezzyluv:
My girlfriend's salary was 150k per month. The day she told me she has bought iPhone14 and showed me the subsequent day, it became down on me that I'm her deputy boyfriend already.
Because, no way her salary could buy such phone and me know sey she no get side hustle.

But bear in mind that this is Nigeria, many people makes far more than their salary from office runs

November1857:
U.S. Declares Nigerian American Oluwasheun Akorede Wanted For Heroin Trafficking


Akorede is wanted for heroin trafficking, according to information on the DEA website.



https://saharareporters.com/2023/06/21/us-declares-nigerian-american-oluwasheun-akorede-wanted-heroin-trafficking

Tinubu's Nephew

A house fit for a senator or House of Reps member is in the region of 5 to 10 million naira now in Abuja so the cost may not be too much. The only problem is that they don't put the same consideration for ordinary civil servants in Abuja

airsaylongcome:
Dagbo 5G

5G that cannot sustain HD voip call na 5G be that?

5G when neither Airtel nor MTN sell 5G sims is that one 5G?

You will assume that these silly networks provide 5G until you need them for mission-critical real time communication. Na that time you go know say their 5G na for mouth

None of the 5G is available on your phone SIM for now. For you to enjoy MTN 5G for now, you have to purchase their router at the cost of 50k first. I'm sure you are not using the 5G router because as at now it is damn very fast

Akpabio DG of savings

Tinubu boys on rampage

Flets:
Before you all get carried away with the media propaganda associated with this FG, here are the actions to date and how it affects you (you might not feel the impact immediately but its gonna sting soon)

1. Fuel subsidy is removed and you will buy fuel for 500 to 900naira per liter (depending on the exchange rate). The savings will be looted like that of kerosene and diesel. There will be no commensurate succor/ palliative for your suffering. Instead of going after the subsidy thieves and stopping the smuggling across boarders, they have transferred the responsibility to the helpless Nigerian people.

2. Naira has been devalued (though they call it floating). The FG has handed over the exchange to the market forces where speculators and banks are king. Naira continues to fall in the I/E and parallel market. Anybody who tells you Naira will appreciate is a joker, for a corrupt country like ours, the banks and speculators are the new cabal and will drive the rates how they deem fit. Don’t believe…. Just observe. What most don’t get now is that CBN now has no obligation to provide FX at a particular rate to the market, a such the new FG players can access FX from CBN without noise.

https://www.nairaland.com/7730320/goldman-sachs-naira-devaluation-not#123835682

3. FG funding for tertiary education has been removed. Students will pay upwards of 400K tuition fee starting next session. A lot of students will drop out and cannot complete their education anymore. The so-called student loan will be almost impossible for an average student without connection to access. Guess what happens to the savings from this funding…. To b looted by the same people who have impoverished the nation.

4. All the FG has done so far is abandon almost all responsibilities it has over the people through the bills being signed since May 29. All Tinubu has done is to make available funds to be shared by him and his goons at the expense of the people. Not a single bill or action aimed at ameliorating the suffering of the already downcast Nigerian people rather adding to the pain in the guise of elitist policies

5. Guess what…. Same old political criminals are back in power, Gbaja, Akume, Asari Dokubo etc and you expect any real change apart from increased suffering?. How do you expect Tinubu to pay back the these same criminals who supported him into power?

Nigerians…. Suffer no dey tire una?

Abeg tell the barman closest to you to give you your brand, I'm coming to pay for us to discuss this your most intelligent analysis further

dre11:
How Top Military Officers Pressured President Tinubu To Drop Nuhu Ribadu As National Security Adviser



https://saharareporters.com/2023/06/15/exclusive-how-top-nigerian-military-officers-pressured-president-tinubu-drop-nuhu-ribadu

The President has the right to appoint whoever he likes as NSA and the Army chiefs must work with him but because Tinubu is an illegal President who stole the mandate he is parading, he is been pushed up and down by all the forces that helped him rig the election and he must obey or they will scatter everything. Nigeria is under siege by unknown forces

taylor89:
Your parents living together till death isn’t a yardstick for good marriage

The reason for divorce and bad marriages of today na material things

You used your C300 Benz of 12million to snatch a hustling guys babe and tomorrow you’ll expect her to be faithful when a man who divers 2022 Lexus LX600 of 80 million

Another reason is too much of sexual expectations in marriages

Man would dump his organic wife at the sight of a big ass BBL lady

Woman will dump her organic man looking for a billionaire with 6 packs that has cucumber penis that can last 80hrs

The other day I overheard a woman defending her promiscuous act shouting on top of her voice that she cheated because her husband doesn’t give her head

I shock. Bcuz since them born me till today I never hear my mom telling my dad to give him head

Who invented this head giving sef

You can’t even use the word head in public again unless you have to be specific like head of charger head of fish head of family

So you were expecting to hear your mum telling your Dad to give her head. Are you normal at all?

Someone that has upto 30 children. The resources of a state can never be enough for him because all the children, wives and uncountable number of concubines need to be settled. I pity the Nothern masses and their ignorance.

abc115:
https://punchng.com/breaking-nlc-suspends-planned-strike/

I hope Idiots will confirm to us that it is still Peter Obi that asked the Labour to shelve the strike for now

Only an slowpoke supports a Thief who stole his property. Criminal Daughter and Father

Bvlgari:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqDIpXAdN58

Hawker caught selling tap water inside bottle water to customers

what do you expect from someone living under the bridge. Nigeria is a survival of the fittest. That is how Bola Tinubu moved from under bridge to Aso Rock today.

apache4:
To the best of my knowledge and for the interest of all my fellow youths in Nigeria and in Diaspora, Tinubu is a great and good man . ..

President Bola Ahmed Tinubu is the best thing that will ever happen to Nigeria as a Country and he is unarguably the best, enlightened, brilliant and the most energetic man for the Job .


God Bless Nigeria and Bola Ahmed Tinubu once again

30k crew I can see you are doing your job well because no topic that Tinubu is mentioned that you won't be in front page. Only issue is this your dog job has no promotion. Poor soul, you just have to eat to survive first

Our problem is not subsidy removal, it is that by now Bola Tinubu and his children are eyeing another set of properties to buy in America, Europe and Middle East, businesses to buy up abroad, His lieutenants like Keyamo is already pricing another Mansion abroad. Subsidy cannot be removed for the money to be stolen and stashed abroad. Bola Ahmed Tinubu and his lieutenants are gang of Criminals, subsidy must continue at least that will be our only gain