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youngest85:
ass licking wt poo on it!

Ew.

How about this:

Me: I need to pee.

Him: Will you pee on me?

Youth :/

Blackfire:
what did u eat?

Rice and fish. You?

Blackfire:
but u live in planet earth? Or u live in andromedea?.

Location ain't a problem.

Like they say once there is a will , there will always be a way.

I already send you PM Mr Stubborn

Blackfire:
this one pass me... Am trying to repent.

@foolinlove i will see u later.

Hope I haven't upset you. Talk soon

Blackfire:
but u understand what i was talking about?

Don't want to be anybody's rebound.

Nor do I. And I doubt you will be. I don't live in Africa so it's pretty much impossible to be a rebound...?

Kalani:
I am not having troubles moving on. Decided i don't want relationships for now for personal reasons but the fear is i can only speak for myself and don't know if she would have problems moving on. Plus i still want us to be friends.

So talk to her about it. And be prepared for no friendship to exist.

Truly, is any other partner going to accept the friendship between you two? Hers or your new partner? I think not.

Some people can talk dirty and some people have no talent for it.

Have you ever been in a situation where your partner was trying to talk dirty but it fell flat?

The worst dirty talk line said to me is
"I wanna wrap my snake around your booty".

It doesn't even make sense!

What's the worst dirty talk you've heard?

Blackfire:
is an inborn thing activated when am happy.
Have u eaten?

Yea I ate.

No contact rule. For real.

You broke up. If ur having trouble moving on, u need a break from talking/texting etc.

halfricanadian:
no its amusing

Thank you my sister

Blackfire:
since u ve numerous PM, are u sure u will recognised mine??

I'm sure I will. I can read.

Blackfire:
i nearly had an heart attack till i saw the last part.

Am calling the police for unintended intended murder under section 4 of ...em em em em

Lol you're too much. I joke a lot!

halfricanadian:
Hain dats too mch

Its just dat nt everyone take wickedness lightly not all

Yeah I've noticed my humour style often gets misinterpreted here :/ my bad. Still learning!

mizzbouqui:
According to this article, these are the things men find unattractive about us women, written by a woman.

1. Makeup:
Keep it natural. Men don’t want to go in for a kiss and come out looking like they just joined the circus. Remember, foundation is supposed to be invisible to others and blend in with your skin. Stay away from glittery or shimmering eye makeup and NEVER use clumpy mascara. Minimal makeup is sexier.
 
2. Hair:
While a fancy hairstyle may be okay for a glamorous night out, men prefer natural-looking hair. It’s more attractive to look at and feels nicer to touch when it’s free of gels, ridges or sticky products.

3. Shaving:
For the love of all that’s smooth — please shave. Men associate hair with testosterone and testicles so they don’t want to see it on a woman. Men like touching soft skin so say bye bye to the fuzz and make sure you use moisturizers and lotions to keep your skin smooth. It will send the message that you care about your hygiene. 

4. Dental Hygiene:
Let’s face it ladies — men look at our mouths. Bad breath and discolored teeth are unattractive to the opposite sex. Cut down on the coffee or red wine. Use whitening toothpaste or strips to brighten your smile and ALWAYS carry gum or breathe helpers in your purse. You never know when that kiss may be coming.

5. Alcohol:
Sure, a man likes to hang with a woman who knows how to have a good time but know when enough is enough. No man wants to see a woman puking in the bar bathroom or falling down on the dance floor.

6. Negativity:
Men like happy, positive women. So don’t complain about the lack of service at a restaurant or how long you had to wait in a line. Show your upbeat personality.

7. Swearing:
Men like ladies with a little class so dropping the f-bomb in every sentence is a turn-off and does not show how sophisticated you really are.

8. Nagging:
No one wants to be told over and over again that they are doing something wrong. Choose your battles ladies. If they leave the toilet seat up, quietly put it down. If they don’t shave for a couple of days, deal with it. Let him hog the remote control once in a while. Remember, there are probably things they don’t like about you too.

9. On Being Needy:
Don’t ever drop your girlfriends and family for a man. Being too dependent on your man to make you happy is a turnoff. Expecting him to change to meet your needs is also very unattractive. They want to be loved for who they are.

Same goes for men. Don't swear and drink too much. Don't nag me and tell me what to do all the time. And so on.

halfricanadian:
Lol pls i cant laugh no one is perfect but i dont take wickedness from nobody b it relatives sef

Its a good name

Say NO TO WICKEDNESS

Lol. I couldn't find a name that means vajay destroyer - I'd call all my kids that one.

halfricanadian:
Mine is going to be firece anaximander

I always thought Dayanara is a cool name for a girl.

It means husband slayer

Blackfire:
*sips cold water*

looks at u.

*sips cold water*.

Views u.

*sips cold water again*.

Gazes at u.

*sips cold water*

Slaps you.

*sips cold water*

Slaps you.

Just kidding lol

Blackfire:
tupac nwa nna!
*remember early 90s my guy was shot*.

@foolinlove happy new month

do still want the PM?

Happy new month to you

PM of course.

agoadiv:
well mine is simple.
if its a boy ill name him thiago meaning saint James


if its a gurl ill name her camelo.



wad abt urs, lets hear it

It's spelled Carmelo - and that's a boy name. Carmela is the girl name.

Otherwise it's just camel. With an "o" at the end.

Dekatron:
@foolinlove : I also thought about that... Numbers for naming children.


Okay, if male, it would be Max

. If female, it would be Osinachi.

Other names would be :
Male :- Ife, Dekatron II.... Pet/personal nick: 14

Female: ESPN, Laura, Mmesoma.

I like to think about kid names...

Like just call all my girl children my name. And all my boy children my husband's name.

Look, people. Here it is:

1. People can wear what they want, male or female.

2. Thereis no justificatoon for rape EVER.

3. Poor behaviour and disrespect to people cannot be justified by gender, age, sexual orientation, class, religion, money or even WHAT THEY WEAR.

4. If you choose to behave poorly to people based on clothing, GOOD, it makes it easier to identify judgemental a$$es and avoid contact with you. Most people don't want judgemental a$$es in their life.

5. Women are human beings same as men. Stop trying to control and repress them.

Foolinlove OUT.

Vizkizzy:
Ok professor defender of the Galaxy.

My eyes are still on you.

All eyez on me... just like Tupac.

Should I have children, they shall be mamed by order of birth.

First born will be called One. Second born will be called Two. And so on.

Vizkizzy:
No i wasn't referring to that. I was talking about your previous comments too.

It take 10 comments for you to get to know who a person is. #psychology

Well excuse me DOCTOR FREUD.

Defending women is not the same as hating men.

I actually think men are capable of being better than anyone (including men) gives credit for. Maybe you should read all my comments before jumping to conclusions.

truthsayer007:
Notice the word i used extra ordinarily, and Not Talking.

How can we determine it is extra ordinary? She says she keeps ro herself - she doesn't know if he's helping others in the same way or not.

What's she supposed to do: ask? That would offend his pride if he's a genuinely nice and caring man and present herself as olosho.

Besides, lots of people are kvery generous.

What about the thread recently about a guy who paid a girl tuition fee and didn't have sex with her even though she asked. Everyone called the girl olosho.

I really don't understand this method of thinking. Apparently women are supposed to read minds.

Vizkizzy:
Made a joke? About? I guess I need to boost my sense of humor cuz I didn't see no jokes

The bit about lying to him that she's pregnant etc.

Vizkizzy:
Yeah, misand-whatever you got my point.

You are actually becoming one with these comments they kindda reflect your experiences in reality. I guess

Because I made a joke? Get over yourself.

Vizkizzy:
personality

translation: set of qualities that make a person distinct from other people

"your comments illuminate the reason behind you being a misandry"

Still don't understand?

The word is misandrist.

And I'm not one.

How do my comments "illuminate" my misandry?

Vizkizzy:
personality

translation: set of qualities that make a person distinct from other people

"your comments illuminate the reason behind you being a misandry"

Still don't understand?

The word is misandrist.

And I'm not one.

Why do my comments "illuminate" my misandry?

Lights off or seriously dimmed.

Don't look at me.

Cutezt:
Ma'am, You Need Re-orientation About Men.

I don't think this way about men. READ the comments. Jeez.

Vizkizzy:
Your comments keep illuminating the reason behind your personality each day

The reason behind my personality? What does that even mean. You make no sense.