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RomanceRe: . by FunnyDude(op): 6:40am On Jul 10, 2021
MJBOLT:
stop claiming what you are not abeg,make I no vex for you angry
Which part of the redpilll asked you to pay your girlfriend salary??
Fiancée not girlfriend
RomanceRe: . by FunnyDude(op): 6:04am On Jul 10, 2021
daewoorazer:
First of all, you were never a redpiller but an ogbonge suegbe-piller

Paying salary to a retired okpo

Spits…when last u buy Nokia3310 for ur sisters?

Anything u do, abeg I no wan hear red-piller for ur mouth again…
Calm down
Romance. by FunnyDude(op):
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BusinessRe: Which Business Can A 65-Year-Old Man Do With ₦3.5M Capital? by FunnyDude(m): 6:52pm On Jul 09, 2021
Don't start a physical business. Nigerian is gone
RomanceRe: Am I Not In A Toxic Relationship Like This? by FunnyDude(m): 6:57am On Jul 09, 2021
Run
CelebritiesRe: Coral Edgar Used To Lure Her Ex To Flat Where He Was Tortured To Death (Pix) by FunnyDude(m): 6:25pm On Jul 07, 2021
MITCHELL96:
Big time rule bro, I feel you!
I did this recently, met her on FB in my state, it turns out well though. Beeped her 3 times.

What will be will be
Make God dey save man grin.
CareerRe: Share Your Experience As A Freelancer by FunnyDude(m): 5:49am On Jul 05, 2021
I have earned 8 figures (millions) from Upwork. There's huge money in freelancing.
CareerRe: Share Your Experience As A Freelancer by FunnyDude(m): 7:45pm On Jul 04, 2021
Meklex:
I make at least 500k/per month on Fiverr (not steady)
Senior I remember you
BusinessRe: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by FunnyDude(m): 5:51am On Jul 03, 2021
spill:
I have to post this to encourage someone to keep pushing on Fiverr.

I started my journey on Fiverr few years ago after reading the posts by Beatzone(God bless him).

This is my first time of making over $2,000 in a month. I have been close to 2K USD severally but it happened today.

Note: I'm a Nigerian Architect, working with Nigerian profile, with my real picture and I have never purchased review since I joined Fiverr.

NEVER GIVE UP!!!
You've completed upto 729 orders. Thumbs up. Keep protraying the "green white green" to the world.
2K is not small joke for buhari economy grin
BusinessRe: Share Your Experience As A POS Vendor by FunnyDude(m): 9:27pm On Jul 02, 2021
Hausa:
Do actually people do that?
I can never sha.
Yes GBoys that owns pos outlet do that alot
RomanceRe: My Friend's Cousin Is Sleeping With A Married Woman by FunnyDude(m): 5:03pm On Jul 02, 2021
DaudaTheSexyGuy:
You need to try it to know.

Married women toto dey sweet no be small grin
Really, hmmmn person wife
RomanceRe: Do You Know That Some People Cannot Be Infected With Hiv? by FunnyDude(m): 3:38pm On Jul 02, 2021
Thank God ooh. Now I can relax and do Cynthia next week cheesy grin
BusinessRe: Share Your Experience As A POS Vendor by FunnyDude(m): 6:36am On Jul 02, 2021
Chai people are making money here oo, imagine I started this pos business in 2017 i for don buy house for Abuja , now d biz is so saturated grin

You pos people always hacking people's card and wiping all funds at night. God is watching you all
Jobs/VacanciesRe: I'm 27 Years Old And I Have No Job And I'm Living With My Mom, Have I Failed? by FunnyDude(m): 7:24pm On Jul 01, 2021
lokoventurex1:
You have not failed bro.

I was 32 last year May. I was staying with my mum and if she didn't come back from shop, I might not get food.

I was very determined though. I was almost frustrated. All jobs I applied for were not bringing any interview. So, my younger sister said I should try POS.

That was it. I didn't have money and she couldn't even help with money too. I cherish that her single advise till tomorrow.

I solicited for help from friends and family and raised the needed money. I built a kiosk and got a terminal.

I have made over 1.5M savings and over 2.5M profit between September last year till now and it keeps getting better.

This was how I moved out of my mum's house and gives her allowance every month.

Meanwhile, I prayed and still praying. Surely, God answers prayers .

Don't just see yourself a failure cos I never saw myself as one even despite am older than you.

Gather yourself up and be sincere with yourself.

It's not necessarily a salary job. Wish I knew this earlier..
Bro don't lie POS can't give you 2.5m profit within September till now.
Untop the 100 naira and 200 naira charges
CelebritiesRe: Habeeb Uthman: Obama DMW Buried (Photos) by FunnyDude(m): 5:07pm On Jun 30, 2021
Good
BusinessRe: FREELANCERS: Here's A Working Strategy For Snagging Quality Clients On LINKEDIN by FunnyDude(m):
Heyyy, anyone reading this thread... If you're smart enough, you will get a pen and some jotter... stay in the front seat of this class.

Value is all I see here.
InvestmentRe: What Investment Can One Do With 10million Naira In Nigeria? by FunnyDude(m): 6:44pm On Jun 27, 2021
GayPontiff:
Totally forgot this thread. Like say u know whatsup. Started asking most of them what they do. I shock o. 4 out of 7 na yahoo fronting legit biz and they just couldn't advise me proper. Only the older men were legit and into Car spare part and car sales.
Younger guys advised I leave d country and go somewhere life will favor me
Reason why I laugh at people shouting start a business. Most people doing well in business are fronting it. They have shady secret they won't tell. Nigeria isn't favorable for legit hussler.

Know this and know peace
BusinessRe: Share your Nairaland success stories and Lift One Nairanders UP by FunnyDude(m): 6:26pm On Jun 27, 2021
I made my big break through information gotten on NL
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Please I Need Your Advice by FunnyDude(m): 3:29pm On Jun 27, 2021
Bahamas95:
I learnt how to service generator on YouTube, since last year engineer never chop my money again. cheesy
No be juju be that... Make me sef gon learn mine too grin
RomanceRe: ....... by FunnyDude(m): 1:53pm On Jun 24, 2021
Joyless004:
A friend asked me to help him post this. He is in serious need of a wife!



Good morning all.

Age; 30+
State; South East
Location; portharcourt
Occupation; An engineer
Religion; christian (anglican)
Attributes; Very strict,humble,jovial, and God fearing.
Likes; sincerity, neatness
Dislike; lies, disrespect,non challant attitudes towards things or people who matters in ur life!
Height; 5"8
Complexion; dark
Kids; I have none and have never been married before now.



I seriously need a lady for a serious relationship that will end in marriage in the shortest period. Here is my spec…Pls feel free to insult me or ignore if you don't fall within the underlisted spec to avoid coming to shout "he used and dumped me"

Age; 23-32yrs. (Age ain't a no too,pls don't bother to chat me if you don't fall within this range. I don't have d patience to endure some shits)

Height; not less than 5ft

Occupation; must be a graduate or seriously have a good job preferably in medical or teaching line. (Pls don't get close to me if u feel d only thing u can offer a man is sex. I don't need headache in my life anymore.)
Also don't need someone the only thing she can offer in a relationship is "have u eaten?"…"how was ur day in office?" " How was it nyt?"
I don't need ur money as well but d MOST important thing is that u must be working or v something doing. E GET WHY!

State; anywhere within or outside the country

Religion; must be a strong christian (not a fanatics) someone who can really pray. I mean real prayers not speaking strange languages.

Attributes; Neatness,calmness, smartness and ability to come up with new ideas.

Turn off; 1. lies (If u know u ain't ready to be with one person,pls avoid me. U won't be comfortable playing games around me)
2. Having thousand male besties(I can't tolerate this.take note)

Also feel free to insult me. Thanks n do have a nice day!



NB; this is how he sent the message to me. Please feel free to send me a mail if you are interested.
Guess you go mould a clay, then convert it to a wife shocked

Cos most Nigerian ladies I know can't meet up to 60% of your spec
CareerRe: Can A Graduate Survive With N50,000 Salary A Month? by FunnyDude(m): 7:12am On Jun 24, 2021
teminhi:
He should take it.

I earned 50k for 4 good years in a 'big company'. I kept looking for other alternatives the moment I started the job. None came and I decided not to pause my life because of that. I got married on 50k salary two years into the job. Two years later I got another job and was earning 150k. I thought my prayers were being answered, I didn't know God just started. Three months into the new job, God opened a way and now I earn 1.5m monthly, yes you read right.

If you are not lazy and you have good focus, you will grow. Experience is very key, start somewhere.
This is 3,200 USD working as a freelancer remotely.
Without stepping outside.
There are tons of opportunities in this life, one just need to be smart and prepare for it. God factor too.
Congrats. More wins.
CareerRe: Can A Graduate Survive With N50,000 Salary A Month? by FunnyDude(m): 6:45am On Jun 24, 2021
Nicholaspepe:
I am four months old here.
I need a job pls, no matter how menial or humbling it may be. I'm really pained. I'm depressed,sad and devastated. I'm beginning to have suicidal thoughts. Someone should pls help me.
Calm down bro, you'll actually get tired of any job if you don't do what you love.
I'm once like you here. I worked in a bank for just 6 months before I resigned. Develop a passion and go full in. Don't worry about the money just keep adding value money will come.
CareerRe: Can A Graduate Survive With N50,000 Salary A Month? by FunnyDude(m): 6:42am On Jun 24, 2021
dotun674:
One of The biggest mistake anyone can make is spending all his time schooling without an income revenue growing by the side. But not to worry, even if you are a graduate, is is never too late to start. The best thing in life is to follow your desire(what you enjoy doing). Example: you love taking pictures, you love cooking, you love pressing cloths etc. if you do something with love, that is, you don’t get tired from it, take it up as a source of income and you will never regret. The thing about doing something you enjoy as a source of income is, you will never get tired. It will be as you are enjoying yourself doing what you love and at the same time getting paid. Once you have the love for that thing, you tend to be amongst the best in that field effortlessly and people would always look for you. Follow your passion and develop it. You might initially suffer for let’s say a year or two but once you kick off and gain grounds, days of suffering would be over. You might be making the 50k in a week or a matter of minimum days or even on just one transaction. All in all, you need patience. Remember: This only works when you do what you enjoy doing. Some extra tips: Save money(if you get 20k, put 14k in a savings account and survive on 6k). You are not just saving money for savings sake, after a year or two, you would have saved so much money to improve yourself to the next level by getting a shop or a bigger shop or improving your business generally(big moves bring big money). Also, stay away from expensive clothes, parties, clubs, a girl,friend, family member that always demand for money(you can’t solve everyone’s problem). Always learn to say no if you feel uncomfortable giving out money. Some people will get angry(sense of entitlement) but don’t worry, they should hustle for their money too if it’s easy.
Funny enough, I followed this crazy advice after my nysc, fast forward to 3 yrs after, today I've earned thousands of usd with my passion. My clients cuts across the globe.
Most of my past prayer points as at yesterday are now a reality today.

It's good to do what you love, you grow fast in it.
Nice share bro
RomanceRe: If Your Girlfriend Can't Prepare This - Change Her!! by FunnyDude(op): 9:31am On Jun 22, 2021
ukaface:
Is that really egusi soup?

It's looking weird
Low budget nkowbi grin
RomanceRe: If Your Girlfriend Can't Prepare This - Change Her!! by FunnyDude(op): 9:28am On Jun 22, 2021
2shaw:
I learnt how to cook soup last year when no one showed me the way. Al the girls I fuckd kept scamming me. I will sendbu 10k to cook soup. The soup won't have better meat fish pomo shaki. U will buy those useless fish they sell 3 for 200nand 50naira pomo a d bring to me. Chai. Till I swallow pride begin enter food market begin cook. My eyes don open since 2018. The only tin I buy out na akara and maimai and pounded yam. The rest I dey cook them. Naija girls are scams.i never me anyone with good heart. They are all thieves
Naija babes no get joy oh, they can sniff a mugu from far
RomanceRe: If Your Girlfriend Can't Prepare This - Change Her!! by FunnyDude(op): 9:27am On Jun 22, 2021
Okiajnr:
You are using hot plate which means there is light and you don't use prepaid meter.

btw for your first I must say you no try at all.
Say someone that doesn't know how to boil egg.
I'm using a prepaid meter, and I pay my bills
RomanceRe: If Your Girlfriend Can't Prepare This - Change Her!! by FunnyDude(op): 8:11pm On Jun 21, 2021
IAMPEDRO:
On a serious note, Are there really women who can't cook? Tho, Not a specific food.
Frankly speaking, some can't cook a meal, either salt is much or too much pepper and less taste >:
I've seen quite alot of them.

Came in contact with one recently
CrimeRe: EFCC Arrests Two For N768.5 Million Fraud In Lagos (Pictures) by FunnyDude(m): 5:39pm On Jun 21, 2021
M
RomanceRe: If Your Girlfriend Can't Prepare This - Change Her!! by FunnyDude(op): 5:30pm On Jun 21, 2021
Romanoff:
Don't cover up by calling me a feminist.

Answer my question first.
Your type na him those calabar house help go collect your husband. Just continue u hear
RomanceRe: Anytime I Ghost Her, I Get Dream Attacks And My Business Slowns Down. by FunnyDude(m): 5:27pm On Jun 21, 2021
IyonelO:
She's not. She prays a lot
You're still a learner. Na dem pray pass

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