Phones › Re: Phone Engineers On Nairaland Willing To Assist You - Part II by FunnyDude(m): 8:43pm On Aug 16, 2021 |
Hi engineers.
Pls I want to change iPhone 7plus volume key and front camera. Na how much??
Or should change the full body once? An advice needed |
Business › Re: How can I quit a 6000 naira hourly job help by FunnyDude(m): 9:21pm On Aug 15, 2021 |
Earning in USD is sweet |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: How To Find A Well Paying Remote Jobs Globally by FunnyDude(m): 8:21pm On Aug 15, 2021 |
I will comment when this hit the front page. I've earned thousands of USD with a strategy I'll be sharing. |
Family › Re: Please Help How Can I Chase This Guy Away From My House? by FunnyDude(m): 4:02pm On Aug 08, 2021 |
Op I don't usually comment here. But I would love to advise you.
Treat this issue with diplomacy. This dude can still help you later in life. I've been in this same issue before that someone accommodated me during my trying time.
But in less than 4 years I'm doing extremely well and rich enough. Table turns.
Just plead with him your woman is coming next week and she like privacy alot. Arrange a lady to do this job for you.
Just use your sense
Just |
Phones › Re: Done by FunnyDude(m): 10:44am On Aug 03, 2021 |
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Phones › Re: Done by FunnyDude(m): 9:56am On Aug 03, 2021 |
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Romance › Re: This Is Why The Husbands Always Die First In Marriages!! by FunnyDude(m): 9:29am On Aug 03, 2021 |
Kondomatic: Your stats are always wrong.
You just dish them out the way politicians dish out promises during campaign and they are all unfounded.
Now let's go back to your questions, what you wrote in the main post(the part I read) is not true. I can give you ten reasons men die more than women and what you've up there won't make this list.
Men die earlier because of so many reasons, one of them being our carelessness. We eat trash and drink rubbish and then avoid doctors. Today you're high on erujeje, tomorrow you're high on baby oku, next tomorrow you're downing bottles of stout.
We take more dangerous jobs, take uncalculated risks, and generally take bigger risks.
These are just few of the many reasons we die earlier. Will you also say that women are responsible for high mortality in boys?
See dude, I read your posts, almost of them and I have a thing to tell you.
Being REDPILL is got nothing to do with what you do here most times.
Being REDPILLed means that your eyes are opened to the truth, that you able to see the lies in the unexamined habits that we have been handed and memorized and now hold as truth. You become aware of the games women play, how they want to run things without taking responsibility. How they subtly control you by giving you the impression that you are in control.
Being REDPILLed means that you are in charge of you, that you won't let anyone woman manipulate you emotionally or trick you do things. It means that you have set and will always maintain a dominant masculine frame since you have realigned yourself and recreated yourself in defiance to the BLUEPILL conditionings.
You dig?
It has nothing to do with concocting massive nonsense about women while craving the tiniest crumb of self-confidence and, in some cases, attention from women.
What you display here isn't REDPILL. It is outright hatred for female. Nothing else.
You're not different from an average online Nigerian feminist.
Don't mind him. I love my own mother and as such I respect all women. Kudos to motherhood all around the world. Help me ask him, if not for the care his mother gave him while he was a toddler, would he be here today to write all these trash? He is a little boy I guess |
Romance › Re: Redpill Is Stupid! (pictures) by FunnyDude(m): 6:45pm On Aug 02, 2021 |
Redpilll isn't totally right or rubbish. REDPILL is good for menn. Just apply 70% of it to your life.
If not for REDPILL my eyes for don see ween from women hands |
Romance › Re: Is This Normal Or Is Something Wrong Somewhere? by FunnyDude(m): 6:42pm On Aug 02, 2021 |
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Romance › Re: Is This Normal Or Is Something Wrong Somewhere? by FunnyDude(m): 6:42pm On Aug 02, 2021 |
Reverse is my own case. I'm always gum to yellow ladies instantly. I'm dark completion xo I need a yellow lady to complement my gene >  |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Can One Rent An Apartment Of 250k Per Annum With 80k Job? by FunnyDude(m): 10:26am On Jul 30, 2021 |
Op just double your income sources. That's all.
PAY 250k and live peacefully. Your well-being matters alot. |
Properties › Re: Updated Cost Of Renting A 2 Bedroom Apartment In Lagos by FunnyDude(m): 8:14am On Jul 22, 2021 |
Give me heaven and earth. I can never live in Lagos again, FOREVER |
Business › Which Business Did You Started And Haven't Regretted Till Date by FunnyDude(op): 5:52pm On Jul 21, 2021*. Modified: 7:11am On Jul 31, 2021 |
Here is a counter thread to this highly engaging thread. https://www.nairaland.com/6653823/which-business-did-regret-startingSo... Which business have you started that looking back, you're so grateful of starting it. Mine was freelancing though. It gave me millions (thousands of USD) . Lalasticlala Seun Front page please , let help someone going through hard times CC: Samwash |
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Romance › Re: NEVER Help A Poor Nigerian. You Will Regret It by FunnyDude(m): 1:17pm On Jul 19, 2021 |
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Romance › Re: NEVER Help A Poor Nigerian. You Will Regret It by FunnyDude(m): 12:15pm On Jul 19, 2021 |
Op you're not wise at all |
Romance › Re: . by FunnyDude(m): 9:08am On Jul 15, 2021 |
Romanoff: You guys will never learn.
It's a relationship 4gorsake, not a marriage.
If the red flags are there, end the relationship. Why do you guys come to Nairaland to look for who will help you end stupid relationships?
You shouldn't be sponsoring a woman in school if you're not married to her. You can contribute but outright sponsorship, na you born her?
That's how our barber looked heartbroken the last time we were there, when we asked him what happen, Oga said his relationship of several years just ended. That he sponsored the aunty through school from OND to HND. Aunty is done with school and is preparing for NYSC, she called Oga to tell Oga that the only ground for her getting redeployment or posting to Abuja where he is, is if she has a marriage certificate.
Oga said there had to be another way as he is not financially ready for marriage, na so babe no gree call or pick up calls o. That's how the relationship ended.
This yeye barber then told us how he has been sleeping in his shop so he can meet up with her needs, guess what? Baba didn't go to school.
I just begin swear for the girl say she no go use the certificate do anything for her life. Bro, don't blame that barber, he wasn't experienced enough to read between the lines. Women are very deceptional using emotional blackmail to get gains from men. Thank God for Redpill movement of Nairaland. It is well. |
Business › Re: Help Me With This! I Don't Mind Paying You Something For It. by FunnyDude(m): 8:28am On Jul 15, 2021 |
CamelCase: Depends on how much you are willing to pay.. as I dey so now hunger put me for Gun point  Sapa  |
Romance › Re: My Weird Relationship With Yoruba Tribe by FunnyDude(m): 5:24am On Jul 14, 2021 |
Sluvist: Try Calabar or Igbo girls, they don't know anything apart from sex and they give it all. Yorubas at times are dirty. You got this right |
Romance › Re: My Weird Relationship With Yoruba Tribe by FunnyDude(m): 5:22am On Jul 14, 2021 |
AMARACHI gave me hottest se.x ever last week, her yam leg was good for touch-your-toe style. Oh amara Igbo amaka  |
Romance › Re: She Said "Yes" Yesterday But Demanding 60k Today. by FunnyDude(m): 7:15am On Jul 13, 2021 |
PDPGuy: The 60k is even more than some people’s salary. True. When I was working in the bank as a fvking teller, I'm earning 59k  |
Celebrities › Re: Sound Sultan Buried In USA (Video) by FunnyDude(m): 8:13pm On Jul 12, 2021 |
DonroxyII: Fvck you funny dude... 150years is a piece of sh.it ... what you gonbe doing ... you can't even freelance anymore at 80s ....
Don't be a liability to your kids ... they will just abandoned you cuz they ain't gonna be interested in Nairaland, Buhari, Herdsmen, Bandit, Nigeria, EndSars, Nnamdi Kanu, Igboho or Bokoharam.... They won't give a ratazz about Android, Apple or iPhone 14 pro pro max ...
You gonna be very boring to them talking about 2021 ....
Just die at 80s and bounce out Ok !
Pay your dues and get tha fvck outa here ... Death is nothing but eternal sleep ... where was you before you were born ? You said the truth man. Death scare me AS.F We all know all living things will die. But we shouldn't let that be our downfall. Most people looked forward to die the next day, but surprisingly they lived long enough without preparing for the future. Hence suffering. |
Celebrities › Re: Sound Sultan Buried In USA (Video) by FunnyDude(m): 6:06pm On Jul 12, 2021 |
Kokaine: Hmmm.. Wanted to say you're funny but then your moniker caught my attention.
Please stop deceiving yourself. No one knows the secrets of death except the creator.
Stop been too Nigerian. Every one will die at a time he/she does not know. You're not promised even tomorrow. I'm sure even tb Joshua would have said these things you're saying. Who have you seen that controlled living or dying? The grave is filled with people who were more notorious pastors than you. What makes you special. You can die tomorrow. That's reality. Guy go hustle n flex leave me alone. Dont mention anything death I still have over 100 more yrs OK. I'm not TB or sound sultan. Poor man want to die, rich man don't want to. U can coman kill me I'm in my house  |
Celebrities › Re: Sound Sultan Buried In USA (Video) by FunnyDude(m): 3:28pm On Jul 12, 2021 |
Kokaine: Many people in the graves today once said this. Some died the same day even. Yes because they don't know the secret of death. Me I've known it. So death is very far far far from me. In our family the least of us clock 90 years. Even my dad clock 90 before he go. So swerve comot my front |
Celebrities › Re: Sound Sultan Buried In USA (Video) by FunnyDude(m): 11:57am On Jul 12, 2021 |
Kokaine: worry about your own death. Its more important to you. Your own death I guess, not mine because I'm using nothing less than 150 years on earth |
Celebrities › Re: Sound Sultan Buried In USA (Video) by FunnyDude(m): 5:08am On Jul 12, 2021 |
I just break down . I just weak hearing this guy death  Good and gentle people don't live long truly |
Romance › Re: . by FunnyDude(op): 8:09am On Jul 10, 2021 |
Kriss216: She sent you 20k and has been begging you over 2 months now.
A lady that can't convert 20k to 55k in over 2 months is who you want to settle down with? How else do they define liability again Kriss  |
Romance › Re: . by FunnyDude(op): 7:54am On Jul 10, 2021 |
Queenslander: My dear the money is yours, whatever you do with it, is nobody's business... Do what makes you happy!! Oh yes. I don't normally do this coming online to rant. I'm a veteran red piller  . I have over 100 women to my di.ck But this particular really prove her loyalty, then I decided to wife her. She sent me 20k to add the rest. She has been begging me for over 2 months now. |
Romance › Re: . by FunnyDude(op): 7:50am On Jul 10, 2021 |
Kriss216: Fiancee...a word devised to drill the kpekus freely.
In your case, you're paying monthly[b] and also trying to invest heavily to get her a phone [/b]even when using the word Fiancee. That's foolishness!
Use that money to buy brain! At the bolded. I'm not investing heavily. She's dropping 20k and I add the rest. She's my wife to be. |
Romance › Re: . by FunnyDude(op): 7:44am On Jul 10, 2021 |
Kriss216: Stop deluding yourself... No Nigerian girl is loyal. They go where their interest lies. It's everyone. We all move by self interest. |
Romance › Re: . by FunnyDude(op): 7:43am On Jul 10, 2021 |
Mophor: Damn Niggar!!!!! Do whatever you like with your money at least we no dy follow u share pains nor go follow u share any heartbreak Heartbreak  I've been there though |
Romance › Re: . by FunnyDude(op): 7:26am On Jul 10, 2021 |
Tobichuks08: When your fiancee makes you happy do you come here to ask us if you should be happy or not. When you want to lay her do invite us? I have dated a girlfriend not fiancee for over 5 years and she had used over 6 phones all bought my me, new, London used.. I used my case to pass a message to you, stop living your life at the expense of other's opinions. Stick to what works for you, in your heart is she worth getting a phone for? That is what you should ask yourself and answer yourself because your dealing with her directly.. Let's stop all this attitude of seeking for online opinions to our daily life because you don't expect someone with a bad girlfriend to have same opinion with someone with a good girlfriend. Have a nice day! True talk. I really appreciate your input. I met my babe when I was struggling. She has given me money to feed when I was extremely broke those time not once. And she has been loyal, patient and met her a virgin too. All women are not the same truly. I'm a red piller. But she sweep me off my feet reason I'm marrying her. I have over 100 women to my record. |