Investment › Re: Buy Safemoon Cash Now... E Get Why by FunnyDude(m): 5:21pm On May 16, 2021 |
Jitefarms: It's going for N3500 for 1billion safemoon cash, just imagine if the coin reaches 1kobo... you're made for life.... 08131255932 is the number on WhatsApp.. my DM is open Payvon delivery bro |
Business › Re: 19 Ways To Save Money In Nigeria by FunnyDude(m): 5:26pm On May 13, 2021 |
Wawelexy: oga, nothing concern politician and yahoo boy with all this list, guess u re talking to the salary earner gang. Sincerely |
Family › Re: Help!!! My Environment Is Draining Me Psychologically. by FunnyDude(m): 3:11pm On May 13, 2021 |
Guru9ja: Osogbo is the best for me. Its quite,steady light ,and its assure promising future for youth like me. Hi you stay in Osogbo  |
Career › Re: Bank Work Or Bolt Driver? by FunnyDude(m): 7:58am On May 10, 2021 |
LucemFerre: Shut up Don't mind him. Empty barrel make loudest noise |
Career › Re: Bank Work Or Bolt Driver? by FunnyDude(m): 7:39am On May 10, 2021 |
EduBrazil1991: My little advice! Sell the car and invest the money in FinAfrica and continue your job and save again to buy another car while your investment is growing. Then resign and go make money. Fear remains our worst obstacle. True. My life chanted after resigning from my then bank job. Fear remains our worst enemy |
Literature/Writing Ads › Re: Stop Paying N1/word For Writers by FunnyDude(m): 8:43am On May 04, 2021 |
generalpelu: What I wonder is why you go get jobs and not do it yourselves but outsource it and pay peanut, but you want a 5 star rating delivery. You're high on Buhari government. Exactly |
Literature/Writing Ads › Re: N1/word Is Slavery by FunnyDude(m): 7:55am On May 02, 2021 |
CC: Heycorleone
I'm not an employer though.
From my experience, most writers here are still learning how to write properly like a native English speaker.
The good ones have gone ahead to start profitable writing business.
You think it's easy to write for the Whites?
Hmmm...
Until you got slammed with 1 star reviews or rating back to back, you'll be humbled.
If you're clamoring for higher pay, it's pretty easy, let your job do the talk.
Those native US, UK, Canada, and Australia clients can crash your profile if you're not good enough.
They don't joke with their $$$
So... dear young writers, leave money for now, it'll come at the right time. Just Improve on your SKILLS.
Then you can command the world with your writing prowess.
PS. I started writing for low fees here on Nairaland in 2017 to gain that KILLER experience. I had a lot of learning curve from my employers that helped me.
Just an advice tho. 1 Like |
Literature/Writing Ads › Re: N1/word Is Slavery by FunnyDude(m): 7:42am On May 02, 2021 |
HeyCorleone: Dear fellow writers
Please, let us learn the habit of shaming clowns who come on this platform to post jobs with a measly rate of N1/word. Like what does that even mean?
These same people earn at least $20 for 1k words on sites like Upwork or Fiverr. Can’t they pay even half ($10) for the job? Even N3000 for 1000 words is not bad.
So someone must write 1000 words before they can get 1k to buy fuel? The worst thing is these set of slave hirers usually demand for excellent work. On top how much pay? Are you stupid? They ask for samples, no plagiarism, blah blah blah. Do you think you deserve that? In your hearts of hearts, can’t you understand that you are a fool and a thief?
I understand that jobs are hard to come buy but you must give yourself value as a writer. You are a professional. N1/word is totally unreasonable and should not be condoned in any form.
Let us make it a habit to shame such people who post the jobs and report their post and even accounts to the mods. They are simply thieves!
Let us promote quality here. No more shitty rates. If you have N1/word for a job, give it to your father or mother at home. Don’t stress professional writers here looking to make some bread. This is not good enough. |
Literature/Writing Ads › Re: Stop Paying N1/word For Writers by FunnyDude(m): 7:36am On May 02, 2021 |
freeamie: You guys are really funny. People are building houses, traveling anyhow and buying cars through writing. The major problem here is that the pro writers are all busy, so there is shortage of quality writers.
I started here in NL with a free test. Later, I worked with a big shot here who paid me monthly for a very long time. I learned, grew and became better before launching out on my own. Today, I am ready to pay but where are the talented and skilled writers? Maybe, it's my niche. I have seen hundreds of samples which are just thrash. My boss is here, so I won't mention the moniker. I started with around 1.2k per article but, at a point, I was being paid 10k per article. In short, the problem is quality writers, payment no be wahala. You grab. Some are just here to earn a few cash and go low. They aren't motivated to deliver quality job. This is why few people are on the writing value chain. Those whites don't take low standard job. They will just rubbish one's account with bad reviews if they discover low quality. This I know. 1 Like |
Literature/Writing Ads › Re: Writers Needed by FunnyDude(m): 7:32am On May 02, 2021 |
cybae: Contact me on +2347068392235 for high-quality articles. I charge N2 per word. You write for crypto niche? |
Literature/Writing Ads › CLOSED by FunnyDude(op): 7:26am On May 02, 2021*. Modified: 1:35pm On May 02, 2021 |
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Phones › Re: Phone Gurus In The House, I Need Your Help, What phone can I get with 12k? by FunnyDude(m): 7:08am On May 02, 2021 |
Randerl: At least with that #120k you can an iPhone 11 Pro max from reliable sources. Where? |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: How Did You Cope After Getting A New Job Without Cash At Hand? by FunnyDude(m): 6:45pm On Apr 27, 2021 |
iLegendd: I coped by never getting a job in the first place. Word J - just O - over B - brokenness |
Politics › Re: Odumakin: Oyetola, Fayemi, Makinde, Ooni Pay Last Tributes, Extol His Virtues by FunnyDude(m): 6:25am On Apr 25, 2021 |
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Romance › Re: Have You Dated A Sex Addict by FunnyDude(m): 7:15am On Apr 24, 2021 |
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Career › Re: Which Path Should I Take? I Am Confused! by FunnyDude(m): 6:59am On Apr 24, 2021 |
jclassiq: Its so sad how we always believe the grass is greener on the other side.
Business is not a walk in the park and it takes years to break even.
Persevere in the business you understand and dont go chasing shadows in Lagos -- the same Lagos you ran away from years back.
My two cents. Well said. Most people think Lagos is greener. I laugh deep, same Lagos people spent almost all their life without seeing one tangible achievement. It's well. |
Programming › Re: Remote Work: Your Experiences As A Remote Worker by FunnyDude(m): 9:52pm On Apr 23, 2021 |
Online work made me become who I am today.
I ain't revealing any information here though. |
Romance › Re: How I Got To Know I Was Still Single. by FunnyDude(m): 7:59am On Apr 18, 2021 |
gnykelly: he will learn the hard way Him no wise na.. 99 per cent of Women will easily fall for this kind of test |
Literature/Writing Ads › Re: Closed. by FunnyDude(op): 5:07pm On Apr 09, 2021 |
Ammishaddai: There is nothing like "intimitent" ; it is intermittent.  Na mistake oh my brother |
Literature/Writing Ads › Closed. by FunnyDude(op): 4:06pm On Apr 09, 2021*. Modified: 6:49pm On Apr 09, 2021 |
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Romance › Re: I Want To Break Up With My Girlfriend. by FunnyDude(m): 5:36pm On Apr 03, 2021 |
[quote author=SonOfSatoshi post=100374575[s]]We've been dating for the past 3months, and I just realized that I don't love her.
She's a year older than me, what really attracted me to her at first was her big yansh, it doesn't interest me anymore.
I have told her that I don't love her, but she don't want to go, she said she love me so much and can't live without me.
She doesn't have anything to offer in the relationship, asin she's a big liability.
Please guys, I need break up lines! [/s][/quote]Break up lines indeed |
Romance › Re: Common Mistakes Men Make During Sex. by FunnyDude(m): 5:31pm On Apr 03, 2021 |
Allsingles: [s]Men make lot of these mistakes in bed and it’s really important we always talk about it until these mistakes become a thing of the past.
I had to write about this after a reader sent a message complaining about the mistakes her man keeps making in bed and how he won’t learn.
As a sex Coach I have this listed as mistakes that our men keep making in bed which their women don't like. Therefore sit back let me educate you.
1. QUIET DURING SEX Most men are guilty of this and most, if not all women don’t enjoy the annoying silence from their man during lovemaking. When you are quiet in bed, you make her wonder if she’s really pleasuring you. Show your woman you enjoy every bit of her while making love to her. stop the silence.
2. CONCLUDING WOMEN LOVE IT ROUGH IN BED Most men think women always want it hard and rough in bed. This is so wrong. No woman wants to leave the bed in serious pains and in need of medical attention after a rough sex. Though women love it rough sometimes, it’s important she consents to wanting it rough. Even when she says she wants it rough, it’s also important you don’t take it too far.
3. APPLYING FORCE ON THE CLIT Applying too much force on the clitoris is another common mistake men make. The clitoris is extremely sensitive and you need to go easy with it.
4. NOT BEING SENSITIVE TO HER WANTS When in bed with your woman, try to be sensitive to her wants. Don’t just pound until you cum. Learn to understand her wants in bed and use it as a guide. It’s important you are sensitive to her wants and not your wants. Before you are want her in your bed think about it his two things, 1: Satisfying her, 2: avoid been selfish.
5. NOT USING THE FINGERS CAREFULLY Don’t use your fingers like you forgot something inside of her. Your finger isn’t a chewingstick so stop using it as one. It’s really sad to see men finger their spouse with the vigour reserved for lovemaking. Make sure your fingers are well trimmed and make sure you wash your hands first and lastly, don't pinch the CLITORIS because it's very sensitive and painful when pinched.
6. RUSH pre-intimacy Rushing pre-intimacy is so wrong. Take it slowly and enjoy every part of your woman, stop acting as if she about to run away. A well-paced pre-intimacy leads to a more fulfilling sex. Take your time and don’t appear too desperate. So take it gently and hardly on her this will help her to reach Orgasms or cloud 8, Enjoy your joystick. [/s] Read more at.. https://4evertogeda..com |
Romance › Re: ... by FunnyDude(m): 5:29pm On Apr 03, 2021 |
GatewayP: [s]Please I need your help on this matter, it has been giving me sleepless nights and I want to know how to deal with it. Ny problem be say the girl that I'm dating now is disturbing me with some issues. We started dating around this time last month and we have be okay since then, but she suddenly changed and started demanding money from me, like for subscriptions, food, bills and others. I tried to explain to her that I'm broke and need some time to hustle and work hard for me enough money to give her, but she doesn't want to reason with me and it has been annoying. So she started to deny me my rights like sex, kissing and other stuffs, I asked her why, and she said she's not in the mood. It has been hard for me to keep my mind away from other girls but I managed to. So I recently borrowed some money from my friends and paid for her subscription— data, gotv and also paid her bills. And gave her some cash. So I spent around 50k on her around that period. She has been happy and cool with me since then, and we have been having fun, calling each other and stuffs, I mean she really changed for me after everything, unlike before. But my problem now is that I'm now owning my friends and she has been calling me to sub for her and pay her Bills again and that the last one expired. I wanted to broke up with her but I still love her so much and would like to marry her when I get money, because I'm still Hustling. She has been avoiding me for now and it's giving me concern. She said that I don't love her because I don't give her stuffs or take her out or buy her things. But the thing is that I love this girl so much and I would like to make her my wife, but she's been disturbing me and it's a distraction to me now. Even now I've been avoiding some of my friends because I dey own them, please how can I make her reason with me, I mean how can I make things right for her. She changed because I didn't have her what she wanted. [/s] |
Romance › Re: I Think Friends With Benefits Is Better Than Having A Nigerian Girlfriend...... by FunnyDude(m): 10:58am On Apr 03, 2021 |
Ilekokonit: I [s]think Friends with benefits is better for Nigerian men rather than having a Nigerian girlfriend
Since Nigerian women have become so dishonest, sly, unreliable, foolish, materialistic, combative, greedy, selfish, uncontrollable, unmanageable, cantankerous, ungrateful, cunning , treacherous, crafty, down right dishonest, unreasonable, unreadable and all round nasty pieces of work and not fit for the purpose of having a meaningful, healthy and honest relationship with, I think it is better for Nigerian men to start gravitating towards the idea of NOT committing to a relationship with these new breed devilish Nigerian women but instead for Nigerian men to start having Friend(s) with benefits and when either i) the benefits are no longer forth coming or ii) she starts getting nasty, unduly possessive or becomes a drama queen, then its time for the man to move on.
I think this is the solution for Nigerian men until the universe allows your paths to cross with that level headed, loyal, peace loving, honest, transparent and straight forward woman the universe has for you. (and it doesn't have to be a Nigerian woman) . [/s] PROBLEM SOLVED |
Romance › Re: I Think Friends With Benefits Is Better Than Having A Nigerian Girlfriend...... by FunnyDude(m): 10:58am On Apr 03, 2021 |
gameboy727: I swear I laughed so hard reading this. Naija babes don suffer. Sincerely everyday Nigeria girl this or naija babes that. Ion know why men (young boys) are so obsessed with women issues. |
Romance › Re: Why Nice Guys And Simps Don't Get All The Women They Want by FunnyDude(m): 10:53am On Apr 03, 2021 |
emmanuel596: Let Me Tell You Something. If The Woman You Are Dating Doesn't Think You Have Options. There's No Way That Relationship Will Last. Remember This. Women Want What Other Women Want & If A Woman Has What Other Women Want But Can't Have She Sticks Around. This Is Why Women Date Players. A Player Is Wanted By Different Women & They All Love The Competition. Nice Guys Lose Because There's No Competition. Trust Me When I Say If A Woman Thinks No Other Woman Would Date You. There's No Way That Relationship Will Go Anywhere. As A Man You Need To Have Options. You Don't Have To Cheat But You Need To Have Options & Any Woman That Deals With You Must Know That You Can Do Better. Otherwise You'll Just Be A Toy For Them To Play With. If A Woman Doesn't See Other Women Showing Interest In You. She Wonders Why She Should Be The One To Give You A Chance. What's Wrong With You? Which Is Why Nobody Gets Pussy Like Married Men. A Single Man Is Not Immediately Attractive. When You Are Married You Become High Value Because They All Want To Break Your Wife's Heart. Remember That These People Don't Like Each Other. So Their Greatest Motivation Is Competition Get a life op  |
Romance › Re: Good Girls Don't Exist. by FunnyDude(m): 12:34am On Apr 03, 2021 |
Stephen2324: Good girls don't exist.
The very same sweet innocent girl is a nasty freak as well
It just depends on her perception of you.
And that perception is based on how you carry yourself.
If you carry yourself like a simp then she will potray to you a holier than though character.
If you carry yourself like an alpha then she'll show you her nasty side
Never ever think she's too innocent, it's just part of her act
She's selling PURITY - doesn't want to be judged
The very same girl telling you "no sex till marriage" will gladly give her virginity to a guy she barely knows
That girl who's telling you I don't do ABCDE during sex, telling you her asshole is a taboo will passionately give it up when she meets an asshole. "No no not my girl" you say
Well, if you were to dig around you'd find that very sweet innocent girl of yours has some dirty secrets that are hard to digest.
With any female you're involved with. Either she's a
•past hoe •current hoe •future hoe All these posts about women. Are you advicing guys not to marry or what? Or you're saying there are no good girls... at all? Can you say this for your girl child? I keep saying it, there are very good women out there. Until you find yours. |
Romance › Re: Most Men Will Marry Runs Girls by FunnyDude(m): 12:21am On Apr 03, 2021 |
Mcslize: Have you been able to find one? I am looking for a virgin too. Bro it's a long long story |
Romance › Re: Most Men Will Marry Runs Girls by FunnyDude(m): 9:08pm On Apr 02, 2021 |
ibkonekt: Insist on virgins. Exactly bro. This I did too |
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