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Romance › Re: ... by FunnyDude(m): 2:51pm On Jan 11, 2019
LadyBeee:
it is your own sisters that will marry drunkards and efulefu. Not me. Uncultured bastard son of a bitch
Reply your pm
Business › Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by FunnyDude(m): 11:34am On Jan 08, 2019
frankmoney:
what niche
Writing
Business › Upwork Account Up And Running For Sale by FunnyDude(op): 1:04pm On Jan 04, 2019
have an Upwork account for sale if you interested. It goes for just 7k. Up and running. UK country
Shoot me a message
Business › Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by FunnyDude(m):
I have an Upwork account for sale if you interested. It goes for just 7k. Up and running. UK country

Niche : Writing

Shoot me a message
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by FunnyDude(m): 12:38pm On Jan 04, 2019
odimbannamdi:
Sorry about the loss of your friend.
What state was he from? I think i may know him
Ede, osun state
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by FunnyDude(m): 10:14am On Jan 04, 2019
I was shortlisted but ain't going no where.

Not dieing for a failed state like Nigeria

My blood is precious

My moral is so low

After going through University suffering paying school fees, will I end it fighting Bokoharam for the Abokis that created it?

My family friend was given a slot last 2years as an officer, he was killed last year in the army


The even the timing to fill the forms is damn short

It further shows that Nigeria doesn't have its citizen at heart. Imagine the short period for preparation.

One candidate down from Lagos state

Bleep NA
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by FunnyDude(m): 5:01pm On Jan 02, 2019
I was shortlisted for the SSC list but unfortunately I won't be going for it.

I didn't make any arrangements prior to now.

I saw the list very late 2 days to go.

I'm yet to print my forms.

Bokoharam in the north east.

Who's up for my slot?

100k
Literature › Re: A Scammer On The Prowl AGAIN (fidelis Aganyi) by FunnyDude(m): 12:08pm On Dec 20, 2018
The guy is a serial Scammer
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Business › Re: I Need Tips On Online Businesses/jobs That Can Sustain Me As An Undergraduate by FunnyDude(m): 9:14pm On Dec 17, 2018
winnerr:
Hello guys. I'm 20. I am currently in ND 2 in a Nigerian Polytechnic, and as you might know by now, we are on strike. But I think this is a good and bad time for me right now, why?
It gives me the opportunity to think and plan as to how I want to generate income when we eventually resume by next year, but nothing of substance has been coming. I've been going through Nairaland Business Threads for over a month now.

School might resume next year and I don't want to be a child that'll bug his parents over petty things in school. I need a side hustle. Anything I could do legitimately to generate income.

For starters, I could write or rewrite articles. I can do graphic designs.

Guys, I need a mentor or tips on what online businesses are the most fruitful. I am hardworking and ready to go the extra mile. I don't want it quick and fast. I can build gradually. I just need help.

Thank you so much guys.
What you should do is to position yourself strategically and the rest will be an history for you. There is what we called Profiling. Go for freelance writing job too in the Literature section since you can write as well, that's what I started with. It pays alot.
Get a laptop with internet connection and your skills, you good to go.
Business To Business › Re: How Have Been Making Above 40k Every Week Working As A Freelancer by FunnyDude(op): 4:20am On Dec 16, 2018
pendragon35:
Hello Sir,I emailed you.
OK
Business To Business › Re: How Have Been Making Above 40k Every Week Working As A Freelancer by FunnyDude(op): 1:44am On Dec 11, 2018
Hello all,

Trust you all are doing great?

To those that have the book and acted on what's being said;

To those still hoping to get one for themselve;

Well, it's really worth it, the amount of time put in to produce the masterpiece ;

With loads of accolade pouring in daily;

Lots of encouragement words coming in as well ;

I can boldly say the book worth its value;

Thanks, you all are amazing ;

The book is still on sale;

Complement of the season!
Health › Re: I Have The Feeling To Urinate After Every One Hour, Please Help A Sister by FunnyDude(m): 3:27pm On Dec 07, 2018
@Op your condition is critical. Consult your male pastor for proper deliverance.
Business To Business › Re: How Have Been Making Above 40k Every Week Working As A Freelancer by FunnyDude(op): 12:07pm On Dec 01, 2018
Hello everyone
Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by FunnyDude(m): 8:02pm On Nov 27, 2018
I don't usually comment here. Uncle Deborah or Aunty Deborah.. Lol please clear their doubt wire the 10k money to my Non governmental organization account for charity.

You can do this Aunty Debora

It's for the needy and orphans.
Business › Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by FunnyDude(m): 12:14pm On Nov 26, 2018
Upwork changed my life forever within 7months
Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by FunnyDude(m): 12:44pm On Nov 25, 2018
I said it, my spiritual eyes has saw it coming for the fellow. That's why I no more play bet. You can't be playing bet and has such eyes.

I'm not here to bet

I'm not here to seek for anything

I was asleep the vision came and directed me here to deliver it before it happens

I'm a prophet. I foresee things. The lord shows me the vision of the hussle I'm benefiting from now.

Note: I do have visions before thing happens even in other aspect of my life.

Thanks for the critiques anyway@ Calibrator

Congrats to the fellow as well.
Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by FunnyDude(m): 12:42pm On Nov 25, 2018
I said it, my spiritual eyes has saw it coming for the fellow. That's why I no more play bet. You can be playing bet and has such eyes.

I'm a prophet. I foresee things. The lord shows me the vision of the hussle I'm benefiting from now.

Note: I do have visions before thing happens even in other aspect of my life.

Thanks for the critiques anyway@ Calibrator

Congrats to the fellow as well.
Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by FunnyDude(m): 12:42pm On Nov 25, 2018
I said it, my spiritual eyes has saw it coming for the fellow. That's why I no more play bet. You can be playing bet and has such eyes.

I'm a prophet. I foresee things. The lord shows me the vision of the hussle I'm benefiting from now.

Note: I foresee things before it happens even in other aspect of my life.

Thanks for the critiques anyway@ Calibrator

Congrats to the fellow as well.
Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by FunnyDude(m): 11:28am On Nov 25, 2018
Calibrator:
Your account balance is what I sent to my siblings this week for their feeding allowance.


Be humble!
The first 3digit of my account balance will make you run agog; I promise to feed you, your siblings and entire household for a year without feeling it.

Need my address?

Shoot me a pm
Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by FunnyDude(m): 11:17am On Nov 25, 2018
Calibrator:
Insanity is when you make a resolution and greed can't make you follow it through.


Crumby
You've been notice

Lols. That's why I said lot of teenagers still feeding from their momma pot has now proliferated Nairaland. Can you point it out in my post where I pleaded for any crumb as imagined by you?

Oh, You think I'm like you guys lurking around this thread to beg for meagre amount just to bet?

Go prepare for your semester exam man,

You can pm me your GTBank account number, let me tip you for foodstuff.
Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by FunnyDude(m): 11:05am On Nov 25, 2018
Calibrator:
I never knew that money can resurrect.
I thought you said that you are out of the game.
Why comment on the issue at hand if not for begging sake.
Are you insane?
Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by FunnyDude(m):
lagostaxiguy:
30k is not astronomically.
I don't usually comment here. My spiritual eyes has directed me to inform you that you're winning this game.

Congratulations in advance though

Next time try to remain low key with your sucess, a lot of people don't wish you well in life let alone Nairaland.
Career › Re: Am I Cursed Or Just Unlucky? Please Advice Me!!! by FunnyDude(m): 5:51pm On Nov 23, 2018
Looking at your moniker Thewriter2018.. I guess you're a writer. Why not be contented with your writing and save up just the way I did.

Could you believe I'm once in your shoe pre-Nysc and Nysc year? Ever since I stopped betting and looked inward for a legit hussle that suits my interest while saving from it, then my life changed for good. Within three months I saved Six figures in Naira.

I bought my first land with the savings

What I could not buy when I'm chasing the euphoria of betting, I now buy more than enough of it. Stop betting (Loosing money)

The secret is be contented. Double your hussle. Save up.
Business › Re: How Old Were You When You Made Your First Million?, And How? by FunnyDude(m): 8:18am On Nov 19, 2018
You will like to know when I made my first milli?

That was year 2016, during "Ponzi schemes" boom

I made over close to 2 million Naira

Life was good, that I became a "money Jagaban" when I went for my convocation ceremony

but I lavished it on youthful exuberance and adventures


Spent heavily on liquors, clubs, bitches and gamble


Boom.. The funds absconded into thin air like thunderstorm in a lightning cloud

I became depressed during service year.

I was introduced to freelance Journey

I made another million through Freelance and the rest has been history


Never despise your humble days
Business To Business › Re: How Have Been Making Above 40k Every Week Working As A Freelancer by FunnyDude(op): 5:15pm On Nov 17, 2018
Skills one can use to make a living with Freelancing are:


Data entry - You can use Excel for this

Transcription - You transcribe and audio tape to a written document

Mobile app developer - You can download software from playstore for app development

Editing and proofreading - Just get a grammarly software for this, you'll be good.
Romance › Re: Zubairu, Student Buys Nihat, 16-Year-Old Girlfriend A Benz And iPhone X Max by FunnyDude(m): 3:35pm On Nov 16, 2018
In Northern Nigeria, religion is meant for the poor dirty Mai ruwa.

Zubairu? This boy is Alhaji's son. His father is a notable politician in kano state . He's not yahoo+ boy at all. Not smart for such.

In Kano many of these rich kids are everywhere. Spend lavishly in clubs. I know of a friend that buy his girl 4Matic early this year. With wears of 40k each in 10 places.

You need to date a Northerner to know what I'm saying.
Business To Business › Re: How Have Been Making Above 40k Every Week Working As A Freelancer by FunnyDude(op): 3:56pm On Nov 15, 2018
Touchypro:
I've been running from one freelancing thread to another yet no body has been able to attend to me. Is it that my own bad luck is too much.

Funnydude please what will it take me for you to teach me this work please.
If possible can I have your contact even if it's email
Pls bro don't ignore me like others

I don tire I want to earn not just seeing figures online it makes me depressed.
I can teach you, just that I'm kind of getting more and more occupied with responsibilities both offline and online as the day matures. 24 hours is too short.
Career › Re: I Was Scammed By A Company After Training. We Were Excalated. by FunnyDude(m): 8:26am On Nov 14, 2018
I know this is:

Outcess outsourcing limited

Remind me of when I was strugglinh for jobs those days. You've been scammed already
Career › Re: Who Knows About-pushcv Talent And Transformation Team For Union Bank Nigeria by FunnyDude(m): 10:34am On Nov 13, 2018
Corporate world is not for me. Scored 36.2%
Laughing chai
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nigerian Air Force DSSC Enlistment 2017 by FunnyDude(m): 6:43pm On Nov 08, 2018
Can 2.2 apply as well?
My kid brother is kinda interested
Business › Re: I'm Buying Established Quora Accounts (if You Have For Sale, Come In) by FunnyDude(m): 3:37pm On Nov 05, 2018
virus05:
Hello guys, Please if you have a quora account or quora accounts for sale please hit me up. It must have at least 20k views and must be at least 6 months old.
I have. It cost 20k

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