Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Unemployment: How Have You Been Surviving After NYSC? by FunnyDude(op): 12:44pm On Jan 26, 2019 |
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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Unemployment: How Have You Been Surviving After NYSC? by FunnyDude(op): 12:57pm On Jan 25, 2019 |
obamartins: Men! this life is funny until God opens your eyes to see the billions of dollars on the internet. I have done several crazy jobs and received peanuts called salary until I asked God for direction and He came to my rescue. I worked in a place where the owner of the company treated everyone like shit. I took the bold step to walk away in 2017 despite having nothing to fall back on. A couple of months ago he called as was Like "Can you please come back, I will increase your salary and pay you guys regularly. I asked him a simple question. Sir, can you pay me up to N500,000 a month? He was proposing N80,000 a month from 60k which he was paying but not regular. I told him, sir, you can't pay me.
Today, I earn over N300,000 a month from the comfort of my home. I am not cut out for 8am - 5pm jobs God forbid. Folks no need to search for jobs, you can make it on the internet without defrauding anyone. All I do is write books and publish on Amazon. All the materials you need to write on any topic is on Youtube, stop the laziness and get your butts down to work. Serve no master. The problem with our so-called graduates is lack of research and laziness. They don't have the energy to research on what will put food on their table. I will never search for a job any day any time. Targeting N1,000,000 a month from book sales before June 2019. Will be spreading my tentacles to Amazon FBA very soon. By The end of 2019, i should average N5,000,000 per month by God's Grace. The millions is in your laptop connected to the internet.
PS: Nobody should PM for any tutorial or guide. I won't respond. All you need is on youtube and the internet, Take your time say one month to research and you will be glad you did. Convert Youtube Videos into books and sell on Amazon.
Final comment: Any computer scientist looking for a job in this era of ICT is a fool.
Attached is my sales report for last month. I want to ask you this, do you make use of your real name and Nigeria as your country when registering for KDP? Because we know how these whites perception towards Nigeria. |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Unemployment: How Have You Been Surviving After NYSC? by FunnyDude(op): 6:06am On Jan 25, 2019 |
Pythondancer1: And who are you? I'm entitled to my opinion so is not of ur business, make that noise when you reach that level. Bloody looser. Which level are you.. Smh I created this thread Pride cometh before fall When you die I hope you'll take all what you have achieved to the grave with you, where are those who owns it yesterday? I don't mean any offense but please remember there are people who are more privileged than you do and are no more alive today without reasons. The thread is to help other members for beneficial tips and other advice not to brag about ephemeral things. |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Unemployment: How Have You Been Surviving After NYSC? by FunnyDude(op): 8:24pm On Jan 24, 2019 |
Pythondancer1: Lol baba i'm Christian and proudly one. Just accept the fact that aboki own and control Nigeria and you people are Minority and u don't have any hope. If you want me to proof my self DM me i'll even show u my academic qualification and even bank statement and i'll show u my appointment from many government agency that i'm collecting money from.
Drop ur pride and ask for help and tell me to show u d way and help ur ministry. Your pride and arrogant will lead you to know where. I have the power to enrol you in many para military, military or white collar job of ur choice. Zero ur pride and arrogant Nigga. Let me clear ur doubt for once. You talk too much bro. Empty barrel makes the loudest sound. |
Business To Business › Re: How Have Been Making Above 40k Every Week Working As A Freelancer by FunnyDude(op): 2:46pm On Jan 24, 2019 |
samuelfive: Hi FunnyDude, i left a message for you but it seems you haven't had the time to check it. Please brother I'd love to have your e-book (oluseguncimple@gmail.com) ,wouldn't mind if it will cost me. I have been reading about your freelance journey and its fascinating. Please do write back. I have replied you, check your mail. |
Romance › Re: Nigerian Man Is Searching For This Kind Of 'wife Material' To Marry (photos) by FunnyDude(m): 8:17am On Jan 24, 2019 |
highpriestess: If only ladies will start applying some little sense after seeing how you men describe them after begging to sleep with them. I'm sure you knelt down and promised her heaven and earth so that she can allow you put only the head. I'm sure you also gave her your life savings but the way you will come here to scribble bunkum just to garner some schmuck appraisals from uncouth talibans still amazes me.
Some of you Nigerian men are very much disgusting, immature, loud, lousy. Geese!!! If girls haven't learnt from the past one year you guys have been ranting and displaying your idiocy on this site, then the said lady is doomed.
You men are the biggest who're one can think of; worst is that you guys do with impunity, but believe me, some women are actually coming out stronger, this whoring thing is the new revolution on the female gender since you guys think is right to body shame women after doing the same thing with them.
Some of you guys have crayon dicks, sagged balls, the hole on the tip of your dick is so wide than the express way due to excessive cum, 1 minute men, very smelly putrid balls, but ladies hardly say bad about guys when they sleep with you men.
Every man has 53 litres of sperm to produce in his life span, but some of you have used 50l and not even married. Some of you no longer produce thick cum, your cum has become so transparent that it can't even impregnate a woman, cos of used and reused dick. Let me stop here, but just know that this act of being lousy on social media is pitifully irritating and I believe ladies are so much learning( if only ladies can work their asses out, and stop depending on guys money, and parents stop depending on their daughters getting married to rich in law who would give them everything; something they didn't work for when they were young, then, most ladies will actually see the fact that some of you loud and uncouth men have little or no input)
Ps: my comment is for the loud and ill mannered men like this guy, I believe there are much mature men out there. You talk much sissy |
Business To Business › Re: How Have Been Making Above 40k Every Week Working As A Freelancer by FunnyDude(op): 7:13pm On Jan 23, 2019 |
muyiwaadekunle1: Hi Funny bone, i left a message for you but it seems you haven't had the time to check it. Please brother I'd love to have your e-book (kunleoyesanya@gmail.com) ,wouldn't mind if it will cost me. I have been reading about your freelance journey and its fascinating. Please do write back. OK. Check your mail. |
Business To Business › Re: How Have Been Making Above 40k Every Week Working As A Freelancer by FunnyDude(op): 7:11pm On Jan 23, 2019 |
undisputed12: I need your contact to get the ebook....
Here's my mail ohileboeriki@gmail.com
I really need to buy it. You can chat me on whatsapp
081-0474-9919 |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Unemployment: How Have You Been Surviving After NYSC? by FunnyDude(op): 9:46am On Jan 23, 2019 |
haywhy59: Glory be to God for forex and Cryptocurrency, I trade full time at home, I have even forgotten what I studied in school.. This Forex of a thing how is it sef.. Gist me small |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Unemployment: How Have You Been Surviving After NYSC? by FunnyDude(op): 9:45am On Jan 23, 2019 |
tosyne2much: Cryptocurrency and content writing is bae.. It has really been helping Especially that crypto Whitepapers review writing If you know you know |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Unemployment: How Have You Been Surviving After NYSC? by FunnyDude(op): 9:42am On Jan 23, 2019 |
[quote author=pagorino post=75027228][/quote]Freelancing is the ability to work remotely with a particular skills in exchange for money. You earn from the comfort of your room. Below is my thread.. You can read it up for more exposition https://www.nairaland.com/4605959/how-make-above-40k-every |
Business To Business › Re: How Have Been Making Above 40k Every Week Working As A Freelancer by FunnyDude(op): 9:40am On Jan 23, 2019 |
badruu: Kindly help me with the PDF
Lanre923@gmail.com
Cc: Funny side
Thanks OK |
Business › Re: Upwork Account Up And Running For Sale by FunnyDude(op): 12:21am On Jan 23, 2019 |
greatest9836: 08054511002, funnydude abeg message me for whatsapp, or better still , type ur number bro pls Ok |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Unemployment: How Have You Been Surviving After NYSC? by FunnyDude(op): 8:58pm On Jan 22, 2019 |
Seandisputed: baba find me better odds na, as Nigeria don cast graduates finish. LOL.. Serious casting oo |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Unemployment: How Have You Been Surviving After NYSC? by FunnyDude(op): 6:54pm On Jan 22, 2019 |
Oduok: Was teaching during my service year. Finished ending of 2016. Applied and taught in a private secondary school throughout 2017. Then early part of 2018 I had a temporary job to provide safety supervision for a project offshore. The project lasted for 6 months. Later part of 2018 I commenced NPower teaching in a technical college. Apart from the above, I produce liquid detergent, aftershave, Izal, bleach, methylated spirit, and hair cream which I learnt during my NYSC. I was engaged by an ICT Academy to teach an engineering software - Aspen HYSYS - in December last year. A service that lasted for 10 days. I do home lesson, assist university students in design projects. That's how I have been surviving. God bless your hussle |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Unemployment: How Have You Been Surviving After NYSC? by FunnyDude(op): 6:07pm On Jan 22, 2019 |
ThatKING: you were 2016 batch B right? No I'm not |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Unemployment: How Have You Been Surviving After NYSC? by FunnyDude(op): 4:22pm On Jan 22, 2019 |
Carmal90: Show me ways to make money online.. Depression is coming Don't be depressed sir. Internet is really a blessing to our generation, please leverage on it. My way of making a living online after service year has been through freelancing and other smart opportunities that came my way. Never give up |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Unemployment: How Have You Been Surviving After NYSC? by FunnyDude(op): 4:20pm On Jan 22, 2019 |
monddy25: it has never been easy, well as you approach the Labour market, my brother, get experience and learn a trade! bullshit ur pride, and learn a trade, it will help when ur are in the Labour market and have nothing doing. do any kind of legit job that can at least put some cash in your pocket, while u continue searching. save a lot of money and probably start a simple business that can fetch u some money or still relocate to one of the top 3 big cities in the country, (but be smart), and fetch yourself any legit job there. get connection on the job, no matter how little, then move one step @ a time. God willing, your breakthrough might just be alittle bit close. Nice input. |
Jobs/Vacancies › Unemployment: How Have You Been Surviving After NYSC? by FunnyDude(op): 3:05pm On Jan 22, 2019 |
We all know life after the one year mandatory Nysc is no joke for graduates. Some are privileged to have job immediately after service which has kept them going. On the other hand, there are some graduates that find it so difficult in getting paid employment.
So, share your thoughts to help others that are in such dilemma or those that are about finishing their service year.
After service year life truly begins...
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Sports › Re: Onyekuru Hat-trick Helps Galatasaray Secure Biggest Win In 32 Years by FunnyDude(m): 10:11am On Jan 20, 2019 |
Buhari caused it |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Depression Pls.. I Don't Want To Fall In by FunnyDude(m): 7:49pm On Jan 18, 2019 |
pweedie: okay thanks. I wouldn't mind. I actually wen into freelancing writing towards ending of last year. People I wrote blocked me off during my payment week. I wouldn't mind to be tutored. Thanks That's why I say freelancing required some mentorship. There are rules. Never pile up job for any clients until you are comfortable to an extent with such person. Let your job be pay as you do. Don't be in an hurry to work with anyone without making your findings about them. And many more. |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Depression Pls.. I Don't Want To Fall In by FunnyDude(m): 4:07pm On Jan 18, 2019 |
Please someone should help this lady if you have the means. 50k a month is too meagre as a salary in Lagos
My own help is this, if you have time to yourself why don't you venture into freelancing.
I will give you my ebook that's sold for 2,000 for free.
Get a laptop and Data connection. Read the book and practised what I wrote effectively.
In a week you'll be earning nothing less than 30k in the comfort of your room. I'm serious!
I will personally guide you through this.
I'm once like you this time last year after my NYSC. God helped me and gave me a head on to freelancing. YouTube also helped ever since I'm thanking God for his grace.
I'm a living testimony.
Read up on my thread in the business section.
Don't be depresed. When there is life there is hope. |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: My Brother Needs A Good Job; Please Help by FunnyDude(m): 3:58pm On Jan 18, 2019 |
Your brother has bad luck problem. If I reveal what he should do to solve this problem you will be amazed. If care is not taken such may see him through 50.
Tell him to go for cleansing |
Business To Business › Re: How Have Been Making Above 40k Every Week Working As A Freelancer by FunnyDude(op): 11:30am On Jan 18, 2019 |
0coded80: pls Sir, I am in need of the email, I don't mind if I am to pay for it tayoakinsete@yahoo.com Check your mail |
Business To Business › Re: How Have Been Making Above 40k Every Week Working As A Freelancer by FunnyDude(op): 11:28am On Jan 18, 2019 |
jiggar: "Taps mic and clears throat"
Good day sir. I just got to know about this, and I've read from page 1 to the last page.
I'm highly interested, how do I get the ebook?
If it's free, my email... lastborn511@gmail.com
And, if for a token, how do I make the payment?
Whichever way, God bless you abundantly. Darkness and sorrow, will never visit you.
"Drops mic and leaves" Check your mail |
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Politics › Re: Essien Excel, Nigerian Soldier Killed By Boko Haram Terrorists (Photos) by FunnyDude(m): 6:59pm On Jan 16, 2019 |
I was enlisted for this year SSC training.. Oh boy
MO JAPA
My mum must not cry for me... Haaaa |
Literature › Re: FRAUD ALERT! Writers : Beware Of Fraudulent Clients That Won't Pay! by FunnyDude(m): 4:06pm On Jan 14, 2019 |
Writers should be careful and smart enough.
I have been there, in the past I worked for someone of about 10k+ words or so.. He went AWOL.
RULES:
1. Never accept a job from anyone to chatted you from the blues.
2. Never accept a job from those client that do give short time frame with huge project.
3. Don't be desperate. Don't be greedy.
4. Don't pile up jobs.. It'll be cool if you can do a job and receive your first payment to gain trust. 1 Like |
Business To Business › Re: How Have Been Making Above 40k Every Week Working As A Freelancer by FunnyDude(op): 9:37am On Jan 14, 2019 |
Good day everyone,
Since I released the 'Top Secret Book' has been various testimonies and appreciations from different persons;
Thank God i'm impacting some people in my little capacity;
Freelancing really pays;
It has been paying my bills since the first day I started;
The noise of hard economy or unemployment is a joke to any freelancers;
Thank God for Nairaland as well.
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Business › Re: Upwork Account Up And Running For Sale by FunnyDude(op): 9:26am On Jan 14, 2019 |
djbasket: What are services the account offers Writing |
Romance › Re: ... by FunnyDude(m): 3:18pm On Jan 11, 2019 |
LadyBeee: say whatever u have to say here It's discrete. Don't want it public. |
Romance › Re: How Do I Tell My Fiancee That I Am Tired Of Incessant Sex? by FunnyDude(m): 3:10pm On Jan 11, 2019 |
baralatie: have you tried running for your life I had an encounter with a lady mid last year. We had sex every single day of that relationship. The sex reeks of fun. Afterwards I got so exhausted and tired of the whole shit. MO JAPA |