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morningstar55:
Your write up signifies the girl is living in your neighbourhood.
You know what to do already...simply change apartment

I packed into the neighborhood barely 3 weeks ago.

greatnaija01:
dude,
am amazed you think she is a lazy of EASY virtues.... when u obviously have NONE whatsoever.

SO bleeping is now no longer interesting unless U damage an INNOCENT virgin abi? or you BRING DOWN a lazy who is saving herself for marriage....

Imaging how low you have come..... how your mind is happy to plot things like these... YOU ARE ENDANGERED but you wiil not know...

WHAT COMES FREE IS MOST EXPENSIVE.

this so called lady of easy virtues is TOUGH to get by other men.

your PSYCHOLOGY is damaged when it comes to relationship... UNLESS YOU HAVE NO PLANS TO EVER MARRY then you can continue having fun till you are OLD... else.... you will be awoken to the bitter truth that YOU CAN NOT EAT YOUR CAKE AND HAVE IT.

She also will tell her friends that you are EASY and can never say NO to her....

You can rant and form hard man all you want... BUT YOU ARE IN BONDAGE TO A HABIT that many can not come out of.

CUT off totally from this girl and make a better meaning to your life. Marry and settle down and raise kids who will not be victims of guys like you OR victimize OTHERS.

Bros easy.

I need advice to get rid of her attention not destructive criticism like yours.

Who told you that I'm wrecked psychologically about relationship?

When the time comes I'll get marry to my heartrobe.

Gadamn it... I'm just 27 of age.

I'm building an empire for my unborn kids. OK!

He who sins not should cast the first stone.

There was a lady that's really disturbing my life now with s**. She is a girl of easy virtue. I used that means to bring her home one night like that, afterwards she started getting attached seriously.

Maybe how I rapport with her struck her emotion.

Hence, we bleeped for straight a week back to back.

Now she is blocking the way for the good ones to come into my life. I just came into the new territory.

How do I chase her away.

I'm tired of her, she is a girl of easy virtue.

Atimes she comes at midnight.

Advise needed bruv!!!

It's true kingAzubuike, even this babe I bleeped recently did that. She rushed like a lightning in the thunderstorm to urinate asap.

Haahaa..

I felt good as a man that morning... Lols

Thanks man for bringing up this topic.


Love it or hate it. NL Romance section do relieved my stress for the day after Writing for longer hours.

VIVA Nairaland

God is your strength.

CalciumB3:
I trade fire in hell

I sell ice in winter

I am a true hustler

I'd even sell water to well


God knows am not waiting for any salary job...

Am a good graphics designer

Am a good fashion designer

I have a blog

And am also about to learn studio engineering.
And also some good jobs listed I still wanna learn.


If one no bring money today, another will...
I won't wait for the bribe called salary just to forget my own dream..

Thank you.

I'm a copywriter

I'm a Market research expert

I'm a book writer and publisher

I'm a Statistician (by qualification)

I'm a data scientist


All these gives me money left and right...( lols)

I'm still learning

I am building a system that will make me earn passively for life.

Guys don't wait for any job create your job with Internet.

Last last we will be OK.

LucemFerre:
Hehe... Wake da fvck up. Talk and do, talk and sleep or do and die. If you ain't lucky you're fvcked. Life isn't all mathematics. But, a little hope there, a little faith here, a little luck there... That's how it is.
All these motivational speakers that will tell you to "go out there and get it" as if their fada keep am for somewhere make you go carry.

Work as hard as you can in life, hope for the best, expect the worse. You won't be surprised. Nothing is guaranteed. You can work extremely hard and die wretched, it's life.
The Nigerian mentality is that, when you have no job or ain't doing good, you are termed as lazy and not doing anything about it or lying down and waiting for miracles.
People just sit in front of their phones and type n0nsense without knowing what people are going through. I no blame dem sha. Na me carry myself come Nairaland

Dude, find somewhere sitdown. You haven't done any research and you don't know sh!t. I'm not telling people to be lazy but, there are like billions of kinds of graduates. No 2 people are the same in this world.

Peace

Thank you. The Op is an A** hole.

The question is did his family create any company that will employ you after service?

He thought is just by talking and typing rubbish on keyboard.

What is obvious to one, may be obscure to another.

Life is a misery.

"Life isn't Arithmetic, where 2+2=4"

Everyone has their destined time to succeed.

Time..Time..Time

You can have the whole skill and best of results yet still struggling to earn a living.

Just do what makes you happy.

Finally,we all gonna die someday leaving all of it behind someday.

BASIC OF COPYWRITING

Sales is everything.

It's so important that when you no longer making sales in your business, traces of bankruptcy will emerge.

Most people get confused with the term "Copywriting."

To some, copywriting is a rocket science that's so difficult to grab its modus operandi.

Copywriting is an art.

The act of selling online through the use word is Copywriting.

Let go a bit further...

"What Is Copywriting?"

Copywriting is salesmanship in print.

It is the act of selling on online without getting involved physically.

It involves writing of advert scripts, web content, email letters, product descriptions and lots more.

We have B2B and B2C Copywriting.

There are various processes involved in each aspect.

But generally, to become a great copywriter you will learn the acts of :

a. Percuasive marketing .
b. Storytelling

These are the major keys �� to your success.

Barca 2 - 3 Lyon

Enjoy your wealth bro. Hardwork pays


See as Ighalo look like 16years. Money good oo

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sircrabo:
Please I am trying to register on cloudpeeps, I don't understand the hourly rate charges. I do SEO, pls give me an idea of how the hourly rate works and how much you think I should use as my hourly rate.

Thanks

Hey! FunnyDude here.

Cloudpeeps hourly rate isn't your main priority.

Their rate start from $50

Put it.

It doesn't matter.

Types and causes
Viral infections of the liver that are classified as hepatitis include hepatitis A, B, C, D, and E. A different virus is responsible for each type of virally transmitted hepatitis.

Hepatitis A is always an acute, short-term disease, while hepatitis B, C, and D are most likely to become ongoing and chronic. Hepatitis E is usually acute but can be particularly dangerous in pregnant women.

Hepatitis A

Hepatitis A is caused by an infection with the hepatitis A virus (HAV). This type of hepatitis is most commonly transmitted by consuming food or water contaminated by feces from a person infected with hepatitis A.

Hepatitis B

Hepatitis B is transmitted through contact with infectious body fluids, such as blood, vaginal secretions, or semen, containing the hepatitis B virus (HBV). Injection drug use, having sex with an infected partner, or sharing razors with an infected person increase your risk of getting hepatitis B.

It’s estimated by the CDC that 1.2 million people in the United States and 350 million people worldwide live with this chronic disease.

Hepatitis C

Hepatitis C comes from the hepatitis C virus (HCV). Hepatitis C is transmitted through direct contact with infected body fluids, typically through injection drug use and sexual contact. HCV is among the most common bloodborne viral infections in the United States. Approximately 2.7 to 3.9 million Americans are currently living with a chronic form of this infection.

Hepatitis D

Also called delta hepatitis, hepatitis D is a serious liver disease caused by the hepatitis D virus (HDV). HDV is contracted through direct contact with infected blood. Hepatitis D is a rare form of hepatitis that only occurs in conjunction with hepatitis B infection. The hepatitis D virus can’t multiply without the presence of hepatitis B. It’s very uncommon in the United States.

Hepatitis E

Hepatitis E is a waterborne disease caused by the hepatitis E virus (HEV). Hepatitis E is mainly found in areas with poor sanitation and typically results from ingesting fecal matter that contaminates the water supply. This disease is uncommon in the United States. However, cases of hepatitis E have been reported in the Middle East, Asia, Central America, and Africa, according to the CDC.

Autoimmune Hepatitis

Autoimmune hepatitis is a rare form of chronic hepatitis. Like other autoimmune disorders, its exact cause is unknown. Autoimmune hepatitis may develop on its own or it may be associated with other autoimmune disorders, such as systemic lupus erythematosus. In autoimmune disorders, a misdirected immune system attacks the body’s own cells and organs (in this case the liver).

Symptoms
When symptoms occur, they can include:

Jaundice (a yellowing of the skin and eyes)
Abdominal pain
Loss of appetite
Nausea and vomiting
Diarrhea
Fever
Clay-colored bowel movements
Painful joints


Yellowing of skin and eye


Complications of hepatitis
Chronic hepatitis B or C can often lead to more serious health problems. Because the virus affects the liver, people with chronic hepatitis B or C are at risk for:

Chronic liver disease
Cirrhosis
Liver cancer
When your liver stops functioning normally, liver failure can occur. Complications of liver failure include:

Bleeding disorders
A buildup of fluid in your abdomen, known as ascites
Increased blood pressure in portal veins that enter your liver, known as portal hypertension
Kidney failure
Hepatic encephalopathy , which can involve fatigue, memory loss, and diminished mental abilities due to the buildup of toxins, like ammonia, that affect brain function
Hepatocellular carcinoma, which is a form of liver cancer
Death
People with chronic hepatitis B and C are encouraged to avoid alcohol because it can accelerate liver disease and failure. Certain supplements and medications can also affect liver function. If you have chronic hepatitis B or C, check with your doctor before taking any new medications.

HeliosHay:
That's your opinion and you're welcome to it. However, my knowledge and my time is not for free. There is no such thing as something for nothing and I wouldn't want to mentor people with that kind of mentality. It's irritating

Wait....

Do you know what 250k is in this Buhari regime?

Do you know how much an entry graduate level earns as remuneration in First bank or even the CBN ?

How much does an average graduate earns, I mean those that have good job after their service year ?

Maximum say 200k.

You want to charge 250k just to train struggling Nigerian youth.

Fear God.

Go and rob the bank

Or

Opt in for Yahoo Yahoo and Wire-Wire because nobody will pay you that kind of sum here.

This is for your information.

Where is that fat loudmouthed Cubana chief priest

bros1234:
150k, you mean, 150,000 words?

This should be like 7-10 books.

Or, is it a fiction book?

Fiction books have the toughest competition. If it is non fiction, I think you should consider breaking it down

How is the Kenp and Koll royalty funds calculated?

frontpage79:
pls i need the e-book too hopeconsultant2013@gmail.com. thanks

Check your mail

Drizhystc:
Please I’m interested in the ebook how do I get it my email is olusegunfaulkner@gmail.com

OK. Check your mail

"Money tree do exist."

But you have to build them.

There is a common saying that goes like this: "Money doesn't grow on trees."

This quote originates from a flawed mindset that most people subscribe to.

It suggest that money is scarce and that they'll not "magically" appear for you.

So you can not obtain them unless you actively work and work hard.

This is where you start working hard till you starting getting aging.

The reality is that you can build such "trees" for yourself.

Only that they're not called "trees" rather "systems."

We have 3 sources of income and they're called: The active, residual, and passive sources of income.

Your salary kind of earnings is the "active source".

"Residual source" is like your side earnings of any kind.

"Passive source " is what you earn even why you sleep and don't work.

Until you get to the point of earning passively , you're not financially free yet.

A business system is the heart of a passive source.

If properly set up will sprout money in form of CASH FLOW while you sleep.

In the beginning, you'll need to properly attend and take care of the systems, just like a young tree.

But after a while, the systems will be able to stand on its own.

It will then need only little of your attention.

Providing you with gifts of your labour for decades.

This is a top secret to avoiding the trap of everlasting penury.

To your success.

guysis:
Please,is this still available?

Yes it is. You can send me a pm

Do you need new clients for your business this 2019?


Start with the art of storytelling..

Truth is Story telling content sells more than sales pitching ..



Sending countless of DM's to your connections is now old fashioned..


No one will take you serious..


Don't sound too salesy in your writeup..


Put your story out there for the world to see..


Connect your emotions with your storyline..


Articulate your words and points to connect with people's emotions..


Stylishly Pitch in your business in your storyline..


Do this often times with your audience..


Thank me later.

Tapout:
pls push this to front page... People need to see this..

With all the public funds These old fools steal, they cant even provide a healthy accommodation for those incharge of conducting elections that will bring them into power in order for them to steal more funds . I'm currently at one of the camps on the island in lagos and I can tell u its the same story(i wonder what the faith of those on the mainland will be especially in places like ikorodu) . People are sleeping on the ground like dogs. Others who a lucky are sleeping on benches and these are individuals that a meant to conduct a whole presidential election in a few hours time. I myself can't even sleep cos the whole place is infested with mosquitoes.... I never knew this is what ad hoc staff go through for elections until this very moment. I swear This is very very bad. Like I never expected such a thing. I've totally lost hope in this country

Modified: i know some people will be like I wasn't forced to do it, but I forgot to mention I'm a Corp member. Just decided to participate for the sake of the experience.(u can only do nysc once) I have no regrets tho cos if not of this, when I hear someone complaining about this, I might not know it's this horrible

I have told myself never to participate in any adhoc election again after what I saw in INEC 2015 process... God saved me with Gun shot.

Savvyweb:
Hello guys, I just received my first Payooner fund
Now I Have some questions;

Which card should I order for?
Can I order both USD and Euro CARD
Is it free?

Also, I just updated my ID, how do I know it has been accepted?

your reply to the above question will go a long way

Thanks

See as this bros dey shine teeth. You don collect Payoneer Funds. Lol

yemiezay:
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From my research, most people are actually lazy and lack the ability to research what will put food on their table.

They prefer receiving salary at the end of month that creating their own wealth that will sustain them for long.

If I tell you that you can learn on YouTube something worth a million of dollar, you will disagree.

Most people ain't looking in this direction yet.

We all cut out for 9-5 jobs even though such job have a bad boss with poor pay and meagre amount as salary at the end of month.

Wake up dear youths. Your destiny is in your hand.

The internet is a blessing, use it to get your way out of poverty.

Leverage on the internet to your success.

Enough said!

united442:
Pythondancer1

i just like you i dnt know why i just like you

who knows,may its because i like delusional and pathetic sub-human psycho's like you

shey u don spoil the trend finish

We should not leave him alone, he needs some rehabilitation

Pythondancer1:
Lol zombie you are a typical example of less privilege son of ashawo like you. DM me and u'll know all what u want to know and u'll see all what u want to see u dumb coconut head. Keep in displaying your poverty and hunger here. If u re poor and frustrated there is nothing u won't say under the influence of brokeness. Bleep off go and join ur father in his armed robber and kidnapping businesses useless ritualist.

Shut up you talk too much. You've been busted.

Aboki pikin, with your Bokoharam blood, keep throwing bombs and continue destroying your territory.

I know you're jobless but I do have job for you

Go join Yinusa to sell sugarcane and suya in Kano

Haaahaha

Tundexxy:
Who fit render help no dey brag....if you know you know

I told him before now those who have don't make noise. Lols

Rubbiish:
I want to appeal to job seekers to always do background check before asking people for job favor. Imagine the number of people that has been asking this jobless and hopeless Pythondancer1 for job. Someone that couldn't pass police screening after receiving countless number of slaps and running like a thief. What people gain from lying is what i don't get. Those of you that has been sending him messages, know now u have been sending messages and begging one jobless and hopeless soul. He can't help himself let alone helping others.
Staying out of job is frustrating, but do not be carried away by things u see online, 99% are lies.

cc noble2faith Nchetttaa FunnyDude Generaloluseye Haywhy433 mousano et al



Same person last month



You are a disgrace!

Bursted already. Thanks for this, he never knew we have CIA on Nairaland. The animal is psychologically depressed. He seriously needs help hence he'll run agog.

He was claiming to have many connections yet suffering for ordinary police job.

He's a nitwit.

Pythondancer1:
See this son of ashawo. You are not even ashame of saying you met rich kids children. Look at how poor ur father and family is, always making example with people riches. Go and make the money you dumb ass broke ass nigga frm a poverty generation. Baba i swear to Good i only do subscription and recharge with the so call NYSC alawee..
I'm in Federal govt payroll, state payroll and LG payroll since primary school up to my degree level and you expect me to brag with 19800 that is not up to a chicken change? Shit that Bleep up and get a brain zombie olodo look at the level of ur poverty and brokenness. Baba i can feed you, your father and his ancestors.
Stop making example with people riches zombie be a man and make that money if you are connected.
You are talking under the influence of envy ,anger and frustration. Bleep off dumb broke poor asshole.

I will clear your doubt and believe you me some people will come here and testify, making reference with my name. By then you will know who is who and u will know that i pass ur father level and your entire generation.

Shut up jor.. You not even ashamed saying you're on government payroll. Go hussle for your money and stop depending on government to settle your bills.

I doubt you've seen $1, 0000+ in your entire life sef

See, I depend on no govt but I can feed you and your family in $ and keep you on my payroll for 5 straight years.

You need a proof?




Mumu boy

Nchetttaa:
How can I go about freelancing?

Follow this thread
https://www.nairaland.com/4605959/how-make-above-40k-every/21#75069727