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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: JOB SEEKERS : Desperate Times Calls For Desperate Measures! by FunnyDude(op): 9:14pm On Jun 27, 2018
Coolcris:
As I much as I advocate for skills acquisition, I believe the major impediment that most graduates with vision are facing is lack of funds and sponsorship. It requires bulk money to acquire those IT skills and most graduates can't afford it and also to finance some business ideas.
This is not a matter of finance to learn a skill here or capital. Use your Data and learn that skill, nobody is asking you to pay a dime in learning YouTube skills
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: JOB SEEKERS : Desperate Times Calls For Desperate Measures! by FunnyDude(op): 7:45pm On Jun 27, 2018
initiate:
Your ideas are good except where you talked about soft skills. Nigeria is still a developing country and production level is still low hence we need hard skills if you get what I mean. We still import furniture toothbrushes even toothpicks. Every one has generator yet we can't even manufacture I pass my neighbour. It's in advance countries where service sector is largest that they need more soft skill. Apart from metropolitan lagos where else do you need it?
Cool. But soft skills is the internet where you need no capital to start. All what you mentioned requires capital to kick start it. In fact With the soft skills you work with it, make reasonable sum and invest in those hard skills you pointed. That's the brain.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: JOB SEEKERS : Desperate Times Calls For Desperate Measures! by FunnyDude(op): 7:39pm On Jun 27, 2018
izzou:
FunnyDude

Walk into any pub. Take two or more bottles of Heineken. Send me a pm of the address. I'm on my way to pay cool

I'm working though, but I have this plan of retiring soon and being my own boss. Your thread is challenging. Thanks
You be correct man, I go add Nkwobi and pepper soup to join.. Lols
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: JOB SEEKERS : Desperate Times Calls For Desperate Measures! by FunnyDude(op): 7:33pm On Jun 27, 2018
jeffcheddy:
This unemployment thing just tire me.... Sometimes i feel like being educated is a waste in this country. See as i just dey earn peanut with my bsc degree in physics. Na so person wan take build house,buy motor,com marry join? Naija which way na? God please pick my call. Its well!
I tells you.. On top how much wey I go take build house buy car and take care of mum... Man need double him hussle. This is Nigeria.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: JOB SEEKERS : Desperate Times Calls For Desperate Measures! by FunnyDude(op): 7:32pm On Jun 27, 2018
phase1:
Jesus Christ...

I am of the opinion that anyone who is not earning up to N200,000 in Nigeria is below the poverty line. I mean how could anyone survive with less especially you have kids to feed and send to school?

Another thing Nigerian youths must learn is work ethic. I'm an employer of labour and I tell you some youths can be too annoying, they just work for the sake of working and yet possess a high sense of entitlement without improving thing better than they met them. When you confront them and scold them, they'll tell you 'no be my papa business'. How do you expect an employer to treat you well if you don't care about his business? You don't care but you want to get paid from a business your lackadaisical attitude is helping to destroy?

A change of attitude is needed. Every employed youth should see his job as a training ground or internship where he can acquire the skills to set up his/her own venture. If they don't immerse themselves in their jobs they'll most likely fail when they set up their own. Work ethic is a virtue that grows over time like a habit. You don't learn it in a day.
Seriously, we have a long way to go no be small as
Business › Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by FunnyDude(m): 6:04pm On Jun 27, 2018
Anyone selling upwork review.. Abeg pm me
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: JOB SEEKERS : Desperate Times Calls For Desperate Measures! by FunnyDude(op): 5:52pm On Jun 27, 2018
Lalasticlala do the needful. This is front page worthy. Save our graduate and potential ones from this menace.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: JOB SEEKERS : Desperate Times Calls For Desperate Measures! by FunnyDude(op): 5:51pm On Jun 27, 2018
Finstar:
Tell me you're joking.. While an undergraduate like me is earning 6 figures monthly doing something I love.. The internet is my home..
Bro no joke here. This is real.. Bro thank God for your life for giving you such wisdom early enough.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: JOB SEEKERS : Desperate Times Calls For Desperate Measures! by FunnyDude(op): 4:02pm On Jun 27, 2018
selfwife:
help me preach the word to them o.Nigeria is no longer by grade but by skills
Seriously is not funny for graduates. I saw a friend earning 13k and the other 16k. For a whole month..I was pained to the bone marrow.

I mean these guys are university graduate of the 21st century.

Pathetic I say.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: How To Write A Standard Cover Letter With 3 Paragraphs (UPDATED) by FunnyDude(m): 10:17am On Jun 27, 2018
Nice one
Jobs/Vacancies › JOB SEEKERS : Desperate Times Calls For Desperate Measures! by FunnyDude(op): 9:06am On Jun 27, 2018
It is very pathetic to me each time I see different jobs seekers moving in helter-skelter for interview invites that only needs few person to employ. These job seekers spend thousands daily on Transportation in a state like Lagos where there is hike in transport fares. The state of the nation is not helping us rather, this further buttress why "Job Seekers" needs to put their destiny in their hands. Recently, I went to meet a former colleague of mine at Workforce office, the population of job seekers trooping in and out was a hit back to back. This sets of graduates cut across all the disciplines and grades like 1.1, 2.1,2.2 and what not. I wept inside of me,and asked myself; Is this the true purpose of our acquired education? My answer is CAPITAL NO!
Dear Nigerian Graduates,
This is the time to wake up from your slumber. Awaking the spirit of I can do in you. Take your destiny into your hands. Face your worst fear and conquer it for good. We are not to attend Universities, paid fees and be a slave of jobs with our education. I thought they say education is LIGHT.
We have Army of unemployed graduates littering everywhere now. This is no joke. In fact is getting more higher daily with new sets of people joining the already saturated market and THE Universities keeps admitting. Gosh! I feel like dropping right now.
The only solution to this problem bedeviling us as job seekers is to look inwards and be REALISTIC about our life. We are in the IT era where you can learn so much skills and be comfortable with that SKILLS for life. I mean a skill that can generate you 6 figures. You heard me right. 6 freaking figures!!
Make a research with your internet, go to YouTube and learn a hot skills by your research . How can a graduate be driving OKADA in this Internet age WHERE soft skills rules the world.
Don't die in servitude all in the name of I'm a BSc holder and be paid pockets sized sum as salary . The truth is jobs are scarce now! Take your destiny and build it to your taste.
The ball is in your court today. Take Charge!

Oops!
I'm here to make common sense.
Career › Re: 5 Common Mistakes Graduates Make After Graduation That Hurts Their Success by FunnyDude(m): 4:35pm On Jun 25, 2018
190theclown:
grin grin

I don tire
Naija Girls no get work
You lacked knowledge Mr. Seek it... Why you so obsessed about Nigerian girls? Wetin dem do your broke ass?

If I tear you one slap there ehn!
Literature › Re: Writer Needed by FunnyDude(m): 12:54pm On Jun 24, 2018
Hello. This is my recent job below :
Sports › Re: Alex Iwobi's Sister & Parents At The Stadium In Russia As Nigeria Beats Iceland by FunnyDude(m): 9:30am On Jun 23, 2018
We Igbos are the best. IGBO AMAKA. if you know you know.

Forgerit Igbo girls dey fine. Their cunt dey sweet ehn.. Ask davido
IGBO AMAKA
Sports › Re: Alex Iwobi's Sister & Parents At The Stadium In Russia As Nigeria Beats Iceland by FunnyDude(m): 9:21am On Jun 23, 2018
kehinde1588:
I can tell u categorically that majority of the westerners have no hatred for the Easterner. The little ones that hate do that for political reasons and the hatred is unnatural. And I also know that the igbos hate no Westerner too but the kind of comments I see online that the Easterners make about other tribe is detrimental to the harmony of this Nation
Sharap. Igbos hate westerners no be here. We hate yoruba people. Who na too dey two faced, rowdy and and dirtyhuh
Career › Re: Pls Where Can I Learn Data Analysis In Osun State by FunnyDude(m): 5:36am On Jun 23, 2018
It's a pity. I just left osogbo after service year. For the complete year now I've been there. I would have teach you practically.
Business › Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by FunnyDude(m): 6:41pm On Jun 22, 2018
I need my Nigerian Upwork account approved. Please who can help me out. I keep getting rejection from them.

I'm under Proofreading and Editing niche
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by FunnyDude(m): 6:35pm On Jun 22, 2018
All these weyrey teaching jobs sefhuh

Yeye job
Adverts › Re: Upwork Account Approval, Proposal Tips & Profile Revamp Guides by FunnyDude(m): 6:34pm On Jun 22, 2018
I need my Upwork account approved. I'm damn tired of their rejection more than 15 times now. Emmdam and other gurus here come and rescue me.

My niche is Proofreading and editing



Upwork is bias to Nigerians
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: How To Apply For Lafarge Cement LTD Graduate Trainee Programme by FunnyDude(m): 4:19pm On Jun 21, 2018
Na North dem go post the applicant go
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: How To Apply For Lafarge Cement LTD Graduate Trainee Programme by FunnyDude(m): 2:27pm On Jun 21, 2018
Kissup:
Na wa is there no hope for third class graduate
You finish with 3rdhuh
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Paystack Recruitment Exercise 2018, Lets Connect Here. by FunnyDude(m): 10:34am On Jun 21, 2018
amakoro:
just got their reject mail
What did you put for?
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Paystack Recruitment Exercise 2018, Lets Connect Here. by FunnyDude(m): 10:27am On Jun 21, 2018
Let be optimistic while preparing for the worst too. Life itself has no assurance. If you get it, you thank your star... If you don't, you look forward to the next. Life is short
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Paystack Recruitment 2018 by FunnyDude(m): 6:57pm On Jun 20, 2018
mrstanley1:
they were all sent same acknowledgment mail.
So we that haven't gotten reject mail. We should probably be expecting the invitation soon.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Paystack Recruitment 2018 by FunnyDude(m): 6:04pm On Jun 20, 2018
Hope they are not trying to distinguish people from the other ones because I was sent an email 2weeks ago about the application acknowledgement.

Why haven't I see anything.. Not even so called regret mail
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Paystack Recruitment 2018 by FunnyDude(m): 6:01pm On Jun 20, 2018
mrstanley1:
Couple of friends, just received a reject mail. No I haven't
Reject mail.. Which position did they applied for? I haven't seen anything here
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Paystack Recruitment 2018 by FunnyDude(m): 4:06pm On Jun 20, 2018
mrstanley1:
Mails have started coming in...did anyone get any mail too?
I've you seen yours?

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