Jobs/Vacancies › Re: My working time table by FunnyDude(op): 10:38am On Jul 15, 2018 |
topsquino: This literally sums up my routine when I first started freelancing 4 years ago.
Good to hear that you don't care about people's suspicion about your job.
No matter how you try to liberate them from the fetter of ignorance, their naivety will still becloud their reasons.
But don't get carried away with your supposedly "big earning."
My advice for you is this: Save as much as you can while you are making the money.
And try to always upgrade your skills, too.
This is because a time will come when the existing skills you have will become obsolete and seemingly irrelevant.
Lest I forget, try to create time for exercise, maybe every Saturday, to prevent atrophy of your muscles and bones.
All the best. Truth sir. You can't say it more better than this! Skills is dynamic you have to keep up with trend. Darwin Theory of Survival of the fittest came to mind "Not the most intelligent or strongest animal survives, but rather the animal that can adapt to change or current trend. " Thanks! |
Romance › Re: Had FOUR Round Of Hot Sex Yesterday Night, And This Happens To Me.. by FunnyDude(op): 10:21am On Jul 15, 2018 |
Pentools: Lolz, omo most of your posts really do amuse,TBT, what part of Nigeria are you residing? Thanks Baba |
Business › Re: My Daily Routine As a freelancer by FunnyDude(op): 2:18pm On Jul 14, 2018 |
COLDMIND: Please be kind enough to share ur knowledge with me, i dont mind the cost. I am an uber driver and i had an accident recently with my car. I have been at home over 2 weeks now doing nothing. You can whatsapp me 0n...... . Thanks You can bring down your number. I've gotten it. I will message you before end of today when I'm less busy. Sorry for the accident. |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: My working time table by FunnyDude(op): 2:16pm On Jul 14, 2018 |
Ethan007: Freelancing is the way! What exactly do you do? Btw I’m in need of a good writer to write crypto related articles. Maybe you could point me in the right direction. I'm a writer. Copywriting, Seo, ebook, articles. I've written more than 70articles on crypto this year I used Grammarly premium to perfect my job too. You can send me a pm. Let do business |
Business › Re: My Daily Routine As a freelancer by FunnyDude(op): 2:00pm On Jul 14, 2018 |
ranson: I can relate, especially that aspect where neighbors keep wondering how you take care of your family without going to work. They can't say it to my face, but I know they see me as yahoo father.
Many people don't know yet that the goal post has changed since the advent of the internet. Work doesn't have to be the traditional 9 - 5.
Even my kids often asked why I don't go to work as other kids' father. I know I own them explanations. So I always explain things to them base on their understanding. But, to the rest of the world, they can feed their brains with whatever. Freelancing is bae. Just be dynamic about it. It is a moving train, you must keep up with the pace. Enough said! You can't say it more. The tide has changed for good. Freelancing is for hardworking people because you got orders to deliver, and and as such you need to keep working to increase your financial account. To those neighbour's, I believe so far I'm earning legitimately I owe nobody explanation. Hahaha.. Where are they when I have nothing. Anybody working online is now a yahoo boy. Nigerians sha! |
NYSC › Re: Life by FunnyDude(op): 1:55pm On Jul 14, 2018 |
[quote author=COLDMIND post=69371232][/quote]Bro you're just quoting me like a sugar daddy wooing a Slay queen. Talk wetin you want talk. |
Jobs/Vacancies › My working time table by FunnyDude(op): 12:44pm On Jul 14, 2018*. Modified: 8:00am On Aug 06, 2018 |
Actually being a badass freelancer comes with lots of working hours. I can categorically say I'm always working day and night, aside feeding and taking a few hours nap. Inside my room oo! I'm busy calculating my money , reading instructions of my various clients;because each client has their own taste and style. Even my friends going to office do seek for financial assistance from me because salary day is still long ahead. What can be more captivating that this lifestyle without a boss.
Daily time table :
WORK in the midnight mostly because that was the best time for me to think.
Sleep from 4am to 9am
Take my brush and bath 9am then Breakfast
Check out Nairaland gist for like 30minutes
Return to my office (My Room, Lols!)
WORK till like 4pm in the evening
At 4pm I stroll out for like 1hour to look for my dear slay queens .. Afterwards eat a lot of food and cool drink.
By 6pm I'm back working again till 9pm
After then, my street slay queen will come disturbing for a match, when they left.. I'll continue my work till midnight.
Then I sleep by 3 or 4am..
The most interesting aspect was that I can decide to travel on a Monday morning when everyone is busy going to office... Lols.. To greet my family . I'm with my Laptop and modem always and I'm good with it .
But my only challenge was that, people mistake me for YAHOO Boys because of the way I check my phone always online; as a fresh young guy without going out early in the morning to office. But I care less about people, so far my bank |
Business › My Daily Routine As a freelancer by FunnyDude(op): 12:04pm On Jul 14, 2018*. Modified: 6:36pm On Jul 30, 2018 |
Actually being a badass freelancer comes with lots of working hours. I can categorically say I'm always working day and night, aside feeding and taking a few hours nap. Inside my room oo! I'm busy calculating my money , reading instructions of my various clients;because each client has their own taste and style.
Even my friends going to office do seek for financial assistance from me because salary day is still long ahead. What can be more captivating that this lifestyle without a boss.
Daily time table :
WORK in the midnight mostly because that was the best time for me to think.
Sleep from 4am to 9am
Take my brush and bath 9am then Breakfast
Check out Nairaland gist for like 30minutes
Return to my office (My Room, Lols!)
WORK till like 4pm in the evening
At 4pm I stroll out for like 1hour to look for my dear slay queens .. Afterwards eat a lot of food and cool drink.
By 6pm I'm back working again till 9pm
After then, my street slay queen will come disturbing for a match, when they left.. I'll continue my work till midnight.
Then I sleep by 3 or 4am..
The most interesting aspect was that I can decide to travel on a Monday morning when everyone is busy going to office... Lols.. To greet my family . I'm with my Laptop and modem always and I'm good with it .
But my only challenge was that, people mistake me for YAHOO Boys because of the way I check my phone always online. And as a fresh young man with some funds without going out early in the morning to office. But I care less about people, so far my bank alerts is ringing.
This is my life as a freelancer! |
Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by FunnyDude(m): 8:25pm On Jul 13, 2018 |
BigChest: you made the right decision my brother... The truth of the whole thing is that to every Innobets or looopy there are 100000 losers, the other day someone committed suicide.. This is someone from a developed country in China where things are working out for them...then think of in Nigeria where things are very bad in the economy.
The truth is the money we feel we need from punting is just out of greed because when you look back on your losses then you'll see that you've even spent way more than that... I mean why not save that 10000 naira or 15000 naira you want to use to stake...because whenever you stake your money on a game that money is as good as gone.
Funnydude I'll like us to be friends... I have stopped punting for life and the earlier people realize that punting is not the way to success the better. If you have something giving you money. You won't even have time for punting. Like me, I don't even have time to check Facebook now let alone livescore. Always busy with work. |
Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by FunnyDude(m): 8:01pm On Jul 13, 2018 |
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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: My Interview Experience-you Might Learn A Thing Or Two. by FunnyDude(m): 7:56pm On Jul 13, 2018 |
charles009: Bros you be baby, my current job, I was flown into PH for the role, two nights accommodation. Over 12 years in elite multinationals and still barely 34years. Now I am bragging I've been topnotch companies interview too. I repeat nobody will give you thirty K as a job applicant. Yours is a full staff thing, so it's reasonable but op is framing. |
Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by FunnyDude(m): 7:51pm On Jul 13, 2018 |
BigChest: Pls stop punting.. Chiefheywhy lhimeet Innobets and other wankers in this thread.. Go out and hustle on more legitimate and reliable businesses... Gambling is Neva the way..if I dey lie ask funnydude and shollay90  Them won't hear. Just leave them please.. I thank God I took that decision 6months back. My money is now more than enough for me.. I can now eat what I like,give my parents loads of cash.. .Now I work hard, I play hard. Last week alone I made 40k and saved from my sweat , this week is up to 29k and still counting... Unlike those periods of punting life. |
Business › Re: I Can Write SEO Content That Will Increase Your Traffic In 24hours by FunnyDude(op): 12:23pm On Jul 13, 2018 |
Hello |
Business › Re: Freelance Writers Needed For Ongoing Work by FunnyDude(m): 12:17pm On Jul 13, 2018 |
stanssy: I need freelance writers who can come up with their own plagiarism free content . contact me if you are up for this task Sent you a pm. Revert |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: My Interview Experience-you Might Learn A Thing Or Two. by FunnyDude(m): 12:15pm On Jul 13, 2018 |
Nigerians are gullible. Which interview in this Lagos that will give you 30k for transportation alone.. Haba |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: My Interview Experience-you Might Learn A Thing Or Two. by FunnyDude(m): 5:39pm On Jul 12, 2018 |
You framed this up in your dream I smell lies |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Vacancy For A Graduate In Our Company by FunnyDude(m): 5:32pm On Jul 12, 2018 |
You're a cunny person can't recommend you |
Business › Re: Elance.com, Upwork.com And Other Freelancing Site: How To Succeed Guide. by FunnyDude(m): 7:45pm On Jul 11, 2018 |
Misterdhee1: I got this on my upwork account:
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Regards, Kenneth Upwork Trust & Safety This is serious |
Business To Business › Re: How Have Been Making Above 40k Every Week Working As A Freelancer by FunnyDude(op): 7:40pm On Jul 11, 2018 |
1EmmyKay: Pls ads me to whaysapp group 09022907925 Lols.. Please I don't have time to create a group, I'm kinda busy.. Now 24hours is too small for me |
Business To Business › Re: How Have Been Making Above 40k Every Week Working As A Freelancer by FunnyDude(op): 7:38pm On Jul 11, 2018 |
JustCalMeDBoss: please how do I pay on the world vpn site and go about getting my verified us number It's stated on their site. You can use your atm too.... About the US phone verified phone numbers.. There are Nairalanders on this business section offering such services. But please be wary of fraudster. Anyone you'll patronized ensure he has a verified feedback. |
Business To Business › Re: How Have Been Making Above 40k Every Week Working As A Freelancer by FunnyDude(op): 7:32pm On Jul 11, 2018 |
lexaydfg: @funnydude, is there any thread or lessons where I can learn this.. It is possible for you to tutor me.. Thanks Sir I'm always a busy person due to orders. I gave an hint follow it. In my own time, I just made my way anyhow and God helped me. |
Travel › Re: Masquerade Flogged Me: My Experience In Enugu Travelling Out Of East by FunnyDude(m): 6:52pm On Jul 11, 2018 |
That Yeye state I graduated from there |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Writers Needed by FunnyDude(m): 6:47am On Jul 11, 2018 |
ArticleBeast: If you can write a compelling blurb, please inbox me. Also, I need three competent writers asap.
Note: Payment is 1 naira per word (Please read this before wasting your time to contact me)
Each of the work is 500 words and turnaround time is 24 hours.
Reach me on 08110038370(whatsapp only) Slavery. Please pay your writers at least 1.5 Plagiarism free writing is not easy |
Business To Business › Re: How Have Been Making Above 40k Every Week Working As A Freelancer by FunnyDude(op): 6:42am On Jul 11, 2018 |
generationz: did you pay for the tutorial Bro to be frank nothing is free in this life. I learnt on my own and also tip someone to tutor me.. The guy is established already in the industry. |
Business To Business › Re: How Have Been Making Above 40k Every Week Working As A Freelancer by FunnyDude(op): 11:59pm On Jul 10, 2018 |
generationz: 1.@funnydude can I learn seo writing on YouTube
2.Do I have to have knowledge of webdesign HTML, CSS
3 please can you give me a step by step tutorial on how to get vpn You can but you need to get a mentor too. Someone single handedly taught me. Not at all To get a VPN is either you go playstore type in "US free VPN" or and download it. Or you can pay for subscription of the VPN site I drop.. But as a starter use the first option |
Business To Business › Re: How Have Been Making Above 40k Every Week Working As A Freelancer by FunnyDude(op): 11:24am On Jul 10, 2018 |
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NYSC › Re: Life by FunnyDude(op): 7:26am On Jul 10, 2018 |
Maj196: The earlier our eyes are open the better. Skill rules Seriously.. My skills has been paying me after Nysc. Even my so called BSc hasn't fetch me 1kobo |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: I Really Need A Job Am Almost Passing Out Cos Of Depression by FunnyDude(m): 7:00am On Jul 10, 2018 |
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NYSC › Re: Life by FunnyDude(op): 6:56am On Jul 10, 2018 |
[quote author= post=69234721]What are the skills?[/quote]From my write-up, you can infer from it. I'm into Sales copy, SEOs and marketing niche |
NYSC › Life by FunnyDude(op): 6:40am On Jul 10, 2018*. Modified: 7:59am On Aug 06, 2018 |
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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: I Really Need A Job Am Almost Passing Out Cos Of Depression by FunnyDude(m): 6:21am On Jul 10, 2018 |
I were once like you looking for mumu jobs everywhere. I got many 40k jobs which was slavery, I turned them down... Learnt a skill afterwards, since then my life has never remain the same.. Last Week I Made 40k with the skill.. I mean this is amount I would have been paid monthly assuming I allowed my potential to waste, I made 6k yesterday alone doing the skill I learnt online . It is well bro.. Just develop yourself. |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: My Fiance His Getting Frustrated Please Help! by FunnyDude(m): 6:07am On Jul 10, 2018 |
Are you still looking for job in this Yeye Nigeria? Better tell your bf to think self reliance.. The earlier d better... For how long will you earn peanut. |