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Business To Business › Re: How Have Been Making Above 40k Every Week Working As A Freelancer by FunnyDude(op): 10:08pm On Jul 09, 2018
raphemmanue:
bro abeg na Nigeria IP you used during registration. Or did you used VPN. Please Which country are you flaging
Are you a learner? Those guys don't accept Nigerians.. Use your IP, get verified Number from US
Business To Business › Re: How Have Been Making Above 40k Every Week Working As A Freelancer by FunnyDude(op): 10:04pm On Jul 09, 2018
raphemmanuel:
bro abeg na Nigeria IP you used during registration. Or did you used VPN. Please Which country are you flaging
They don't accept Nigerians there.. I flagged US
Business To Business › Re: How Have Been Making Above 40k Every Week Working As A Freelancer by FunnyDude(op):
Good day everyone,

Since I released the 'Top Secret Book' has been various testimonies and appreciations from different persons;

Thank God i'm impacting some people in my little capacity;

Freelancing really pays;

It has been paying my bills since the first day I started;

The noise of hard economy or unemployment is a joke to any freelancers;

Thank God for Nairaland as well.

Business To Business › Re: How Have Been Making Above 40k Every Week Working As A Freelancer by FunnyDude(op): 6:46pm On Jul 09, 2018
Nyerhovwo101:
with a Nigerian flag?
Which one be Nigerian flag again.. Who na no dey tire? What will be yours will be.
Business To Business › Re: How Have Been Making Above 40k Every Week Working As A Freelancer by FunnyDude(op): 6:44pm On Jul 09, 2018
generationz:
stagger what niche are you on
Stagger na don oo... Remember am from that victor101 thread then..
He is an authority in Copywriting or related to that. I've forgotten.
Romance › Re: Had FOUR Round Of Hot Sex Yesterday Night, And This Happens To Me.. by FunnyDude(op): 5:16pm On Jul 09, 2018
[quote author=Vyntra post=69221108]i don't know what people enjoy from sex eww.cursed be the day i would plan on partaking in this will bending activity [/quote
I hear you.. Sex is good for both your health and balls as a man..You know what I mean na.
Business To Business › Re: How Have Been Making Above 40k Every Week Working As A Freelancer by FunnyDude(op): 4:02pm On Jul 09, 2018
davinchecodes:
What about a web developer?
It's for everyone with skills no matter your niche
Business To Business › Re: How Have Been Making Above 40k Every Week Working As A Freelancer by FunnyDude(op): 4:02pm On Jul 09, 2018
davinchecodes:
What about a web developer?
It's for everyone with skills no matter your niche
Romance › Had FOUR Round Of Hot Sex Yesterday Night, And This Happens To Me.. by FunnyDude(op): 3:40pm On Jul 09, 2018
grin Children of God; come closer, I have sweet gist for you. Take your vaseline and tissue paper near you, because my story will make you masturbate if you don't have sexual partner around.... cool

Bleep STORY YESTERNIGHT

....Oh blood of Zacharias! I've heard in the past about how Benue girls Pu.ssy was...Yesterday night I went for one Benue babe i've been eyeing for sometime now..I bought my "Baby Okwu" herbal mixture together with her we went inside my small room grin

We started the first round of sex and I cummed in 15 minutes..We gisted a little..Started second round after thrusting back and forth for like 50 minutes I cummed..No problem we slept off..

Interesting part..Children of God, I can swear with my Nokia phone that "Early Moning Sxx" is the sweetest in this my own life. grin

About 3:30am , I slided my LAMBA from behind, the pu.ssy atmosphere was warmth and ready to take me all in..the sensation is second to none..The pleasure on the slay queen face as if she's crying was my greatest moments..I'm still thrusting back and forth really hard and faster this time because my LAMBA is about 9inch approx...she's enjoying it..praising me like i'm her father...she shouted; "please mess me die, you owns this honeypot."

And as a good-bad guy, I increased my gear to the highest echelon... I used more than an hour ..then I cummed in my CD.


...ROUND 4

After we're done with our 3rd round, she didn't want to go another again..Then I began my teasing.."I sucked her both oranges till like 30minutes non-stop." Not knowing i've awaken the beast in her....


I mean she's freaking HOT this time! she can't resist it any longer ..pulled out the KISS condom and inserted it on me... Imagiing someone that doesn't want to go another was the putting me condom!..Imaine..We began banging real bleeping hard..That her voice is loud, I played my DJ Badoo NON STOP mixtape to cover the noise...After a while she demands riding me like a cowgirl cool

I obeyed as if i'm being remote controlled..This time she's on me, i'm sucking her breast and same time dicking from below..she's going up and down and shouting with great ecstasy of pleasure, I can see it in her face, as she sucked my nipple..I kept doing what I love doing best ,,,sucking her tip, and giving her real hard..All thanks to the BABY OKWU I tooked the night before... We lasted about an hour..Then she cummed on me...

I can't believe i'm the one writing this..But it happens sha

BENUE girls are the best in football match..God punish fulani herdsmen wey wan wipe out these set of creatures.

My major worry was that i'm just sleeping since then...i'm weak, my balls is heavy grin

I can't write now and as a Copywriter, I got orders to complete in next 24hours..I FEAR WOMEN!



I'm your FunnyDude..Big boy with Big God.
Career › Re: 3 Helpful Tips On How Low Income Earners Can Survive In Lagos by FunnyDude(m): 10:21am On Jul 09, 2018
I will rather die outside Lagos than to live in Lagos now.. Everywhere is tight no space for friendly ecosystem
Business To Business › Re: How Have Been Making Above 40k Every Week Working As A Freelancer by FunnyDude(op): 6:28am On Jul 09, 2018
JustCalMeDBoss:
we know u want to sell Grammaly premium but noted I am also looking for a good free lancibg platform.
How will I sell Grammarly premium,? You not making sense bro. Grammarly is a premium and it belongs to the company.. You can only subscribe for it for your own use which is even expensive to average Nigerian.

I pray this week will be higher than next week. I will still give my testimony again.
Business To Business › Re: How Have Been Making Above 40k Every Week Working As A Freelancer by FunnyDude(op):
mostflourishing:
Sir, I will grateful if you can show me how to go about it. What must I do?
I've said it already, you need to have a passion for what you're doing. Then develop a marketing technique around it.

Make your own research.. YouTube tutorial to learn anything you need. That's how I did mine.. I spent sleepless nights on Mtn free browsing to up my skills in Copywriting.

Business To Business › Re: How Have Been Making Above 40k Every Week Working As A Freelancer by FunnyDude(op): 6:04pm On Jul 08, 2018
penance:
Abeg leave them continue ur story..we wey dey freelance understand.
How did u source for clients? Are they local or foreign?
Presently, I'm a freelancer for a US based agency I met on LinkedIn.


I have Nigerian clients too, even here on Nairaland.

www.Cloudpeeps.com pays $50 atleast .. Google it, register with them.. If you're successful with your application.. You'll be contacted for jobs depending on your niche. They don't charge 20 percent.



www.Contently.com pays more than upwork and fiverr.. Because they don't deduct 20% charge unlike the high rate of those two popular sites.


Do your personal research about them.
Business To Business › Re: How Have Been Making Above 40k Every Week Working As A Freelancer by FunnyDude(op): 5:47pm On Jul 08, 2018
BabaCommander:
grin grin

Another eBook peddler wannabe.

Sack urself from a bank marketing job cos u made #40.
From your write-up, I can deduce who you are. You have poor mindset. How much is Npower graduate earning per month?

People are earning 12k here teaching secondary school. I mean graduate oo...

Marketing job want to pay me 36k monthly as at when I left, and I'll need to get up as early as 5am to go work...What of Transport fare expenses in Lagos? We're even told to look out for a target of 3million monthly .. I'm seeing such amount in just 7days still doing what I love best .. What can be more captivating than that?

Nigeria is a comedy!


Oops! I'm not selling any book at all.. I don't even have such energy.
Business To Business › Re: How Have Been Making Above 40k Every Week Working As A Freelancer by FunnyDude(op): 5:43pm On Jul 08, 2018
penance:
Congrats bro seems u have shown the guy who scammed you of ur 15k, say u gey sense pass am.
Abi oo.. Seriously that job is a blessing in disguise. It's a win-win situation here.

It cost 10k per month for that premium
Business To Business › Re: How Have Been Making Above 40k Every Week Working As A Freelancer by FunnyDude(op): 5:35pm On Jul 08, 2018
chigo4u:
Is it Fiverr ot upwork
Neither of the two platform.
Education › Re: I Am Finished. Bet9ja Virtual Has Ruined My Education,my Life And My Soul. HELP! by FunnyDude(m): 5:25pm On Jul 08, 2018
stagger:
Anyone without an income has no business betting. Betting itself requires skill and research.
You this guy again
Business To Business › Re: How Have Been Making Above 40k Every Week Working As A Freelancer by FunnyDude(op): 5:11pm On Jul 08, 2018
davinchecodes:
Can i DM you?
Please ask what you like to ask here. No time
Business To Business › Re: How Have Been Making Above 40k Every Week Working As A Freelancer by FunnyDude(op): 5:10pm On Jul 08, 2018
Nyerhovwo101:
what niche
I'm into Copywriting and SEO's... I used Grammarly premium of $29.68 monthly subscription to perfect my job.. And the people keeps coming back for more jobs.
Business To Business › How Have Been Making Above 40k Every Week Working As A Freelancer by FunnyDude(op):
My Ultimate Top Secret book is out for grab.

My mission is to make others earn too as I earn, I believe the world will go round that way.

In it contains some explosive information that will blow up your phone with alert messages in the next coming days if you followed my instructions diligently.

In the book, I wrote about my Ultimate step by step secrets of how I've been earning above 40 Thousands Naira weekly as a Freelance Writer.

Just a tip of it...

You will learn how to be a successful Writer,
my mistakes and how you can avoid it.


You will learn how to write different Sales Copy hacks with samples.

You will know how to produce an SEO and with lots of examples. friendly contents with keywords

About plagiarism in writing and how to avoid it in your work.

Your clients, how to source for them.

Many more explosive information.

See, I'm not here to peddle falsehood.

You must take action of what you read.

It cost NGN 2000.

Amount made last week in total ..proof below for the doubting Thomas.

Business › Re: 5 Major Reasons Why You Will Never Be Rich by FunnyDude(op): 1:27pm On Jul 08, 2018
ednut1:
show us ur account balance angry
Thomas
Business › Re: 5 Major Reasons Why You Will Never Be Rich by FunnyDude(op): 10:37am On Jul 08, 2018
Lalasticlala
Seun
Mynd

Front page worthy please
Help the people instead of Tiwa savage and Wiz news
Business › Re: 5 Major Reasons Why You Will Never Be Rich by FunnyDude(op): 10:35am On Jul 08, 2018
truemudia:
Really Great compilation!!

I think number 1 should probably have been: Being UnAmbitious

Many people tend to think about what they can achieve in small terms. They get scared of thinking big and brush big ideas aside, settling for the small ones instead as if to say "This idea is too big to be meant for me. It has to be implemented by the next rich dude not me."

I like to call it the poverty mentality and It's sad but I see it in alot of people daily.
Nice one. You can't say more better.. Apt.
Business › Re: 5 Major Reasons Why You Will Never Be Rich by FunnyDude(op): 10:30am On Jul 08, 2018
BeingFrank:
You are so on point. No. 3. Has dealt brutally with so many people. Especially those working in private firms. I know someone must always be available to work for others, but self development and subsequent attainment of a financial independent status, shouldn't be taken as an option but rather as a must, by smart employees.
Seriously. Every Nigerian youth should heed to this advice for financial freedom. My uncle was sacked last week after 10 years of hard labour for his company.
Education › Re: I Am Finished. Bet9ja Virtual Has Ruined My Education,my Life And My Soul. HELP! by FunnyDude(m): 8:56am On Jul 08, 2018
You need a therapy. The stuff wrecked me during those day. But today I'm a free man. Earned 30k in 3days with my skill.. No more betting again
Business › 5 Major Reasons Why You Will Never Be Rich by FunnyDude(op): 8:42am On Jul 08, 2018
…Hi everyone! Have you ever wondered why two friends with the same level of academic qualification never have same financial comfort in life? It’s called information. You will agree with me that "Knowledge is Power!"
Knowledge distinguished the rich from the poor folks. Learning to take responsibility of your life is a “hard nut to crack.” This is why many people worked all through their lives only to end in penury.

Being rich or broke is a result of our individual life decisions. Let quickly list below top 5 major reasons why you will never get rich;

1. What would people say syndrome:
This is a menace among us today. You might unable to achieve your desired financial goal if you keep listening to what people will say about your life. You know what? Nobody really care about you. If what you’re doing is legitimate, you don’t need to be bothered about people’s opinion. Let quickly go to number 2

2. Risk Taking:

Life itself is not fair. Not taking risk in life is a risk on its own. You need to take that risk Today, face that your fear and conquer it for good. Being over-cautious has made so Many people lost their life fortunes. If you’re adverse risk taker, then know you’re just sitting on a gun powder yet to explode you into life- long poverty. So, do you have a great plan today? Go for it.

3. Working for others all your working life:
Depending on a paid employment during your working life might make you comfortable during those times of your life, no doubt. What of if the income stops due to age retirement or retrenchment, what will happen to your family? Think about it.

4. Not willing to pay the price:
The word “Success” has many friends and it’s desired by all. Very few persons are willing to pay the price for success. “Nothing is free not even in free town!”
Don’t get me wrong please; prices might be by getting a business mentor in your field, learning a marketable skill, reading books of great Authors, leaving your comfort zone, and so on.

5. Procrastination traits:
This problem cut across all age group. As the popular saying goes “Procrastination is the thief of time.” Never buy into the postponement of that plans of yours. Are you seeking employment in an oil company? Are you seeking new business opportunities this year? Then get started now. Life promise no one fortunes, only persons that dare life consequence get best results.

I'm yours FunnyDude,

Thanks for reading this article!
Career › Re: Bloggers Now Steal Articles; Fails To Reference Author! by FunnyDude(m): 5:00am On Jul 08, 2018
This can only happen to stingy bloggers that doesn't want to hire writers...


Anyways, Do you need traffic for your blog or web?
I'm an SEO expert, I'll generate mad traffic and sales for your blog.


Holla me
Business › Re: Freelance Writer Needed by FunnyDude(m): 1:55pm On Jul 07, 2018
appsdope:
I need a freelance writer asap. Interested persons must have an excellent command of English language. Pay is 1.5 per word. Just send a pm
Do you still need a writer ?
NYSC › Re: Nysc Allawee June 2019 Not Yet Paid! by FunnyDude(m): 6:46am On Jul 07, 2018
It is well. Them go pay una this work
NYSC › Re: Nysc Allawee June 2019 Not Yet Paid! by FunnyDude(m): 6:46am On Jul 07, 2018
Make una endure oo.. I was once in your shoe last year.

Allawee money dey sweet sha

Excorper
Business › Re: Upwork by FunnyDude(m): 6:33am On Jul 07, 2018
I will provide a US approved upwork account with US location, verified phone, tax information all in 24hours.
This will enables you apply for a job restricted to US only
Business › Re: I Need An Upwork Freelance Account!!! by FunnyDude(m): 6:27am On Jul 07, 2018
dan47:
I've been trying to start working on upwork for a month now, but every time I open an account, and submit an application, it gets rejected 30 minutes later. So please nairalanders, I need help.
I will provide a US approved upwork account with US location, verified phone, tax information all in 24hours.

This will enables you apply for a job restricted to US only

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