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raphemmanue:Are you a learner? Those guys don't accept Nigerians.. Use your IP, get verified Number from US |
raphemmanuel:They don't accept Nigerians there.. I flagged US |
Good day everyone, Since I released the 'Top Secret Book' has been various testimonies and appreciations from different persons; Thank God i'm impacting some people in my little capacity; Freelancing really pays; It has been paying my bills since the first day I started; The noise of hard economy or unemployment is a joke to any freelancers; Thank God for Nairaland as well.
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Nyerhovwo101:Which one be Nigerian flag again.. Who na no dey tire? What will be yours will be. |
generationz:Stagger na don oo... Remember am from that victor101 thread then.. He is an authority in Copywriting or related to that. I've forgotten. |
[quote author=Vyntra post=69221108]i don't know what people enjoy from sex eww.cursed be the day i would plan on partaking in this will bending activity [/quote I hear you.. Sex is good for both your health and balls as a man..You know what I mean na. |
davinchecodes:It's for everyone with skills no matter your niche |
davinchecodes:It's for everyone with skills no matter your niche |
Children of God; come closer, I have sweet gist for you. Take your vaseline and tissue paper near you, because my story will make you masturbate if you don't have sexual partner around.... ![]() Bleep STORY YESTERNIGHT ....Oh blood of Zacharias! I've heard in the past about how Benue girls Pu.ssy was...Yesterday night I went for one Benue babe i've been eyeing for sometime now..I bought my "Baby Okwu" herbal mixture together with her we went inside my small room ![]() We started the first round of sex and I cummed in 15 minutes..We gisted a little..Started second round after thrusting back and forth for like 50 minutes I cummed..No problem we slept off.. Interesting part..Children of God, I can swear with my Nokia phone that "Early Moning Sxx" is the sweetest in this my own life. ![]() About 3:30am , I slided my LAMBA from behind, the pu.ssy atmosphere was warmth and ready to take me all in..the sensation is second to none..The pleasure on the slay queen face as if she's crying was my greatest moments..I'm still thrusting back and forth really hard and faster this time because my LAMBA is about 9inch approx...she's enjoying it..praising me like i'm her father...she shouted; "please mess me die, you owns this honeypot." And as a good-bad guy, I increased my gear to the highest echelon... I used more than an hour ..then I cummed in my CD. ...ROUND 4 After we're done with our 3rd round, she didn't want to go another again..Then I began my teasing.."I sucked her both oranges till like 30minutes non-stop." Not knowing i've awaken the beast in her.... I mean she's freaking HOT this time! she can't resist it any longer ..pulled out the KISS condom and inserted it on me... Imagiing someone that doesn't want to go another was the putting me condom!..Imaine..We began banging real bleeping hard..That her voice is loud, I played my DJ Badoo NON STOP mixtape to cover the noise...After a while she demands riding me like a cowgirl ![]() I obeyed as if i'm being remote controlled..This time she's on me, i'm sucking her breast and same time dicking from below..she's going up and down and shouting with great ecstasy of pleasure, I can see it in her face, as she sucked my nipple..I kept doing what I love doing best ,,,sucking her tip, and giving her real hard..All thanks to the BABY OKWU I tooked the night before... We lasted about an hour..Then she cummed on me... I can't believe i'm the one writing this..But it happens sha BENUE girls are the best in football match..God punish fulani herdsmen wey wan wipe out these set of creatures. My major worry was that i'm just sleeping since then...i'm weak, my balls is heavy ![]() I can't write now and as a Copywriter, I got orders to complete in next 24hours..I FEAR WOMEN! I'm your FunnyDude..Big boy with Big God. |
I will rather die outside Lagos than to live in Lagos now.. Everywhere is tight no space for friendly ecosystem |
JustCalMeDBoss:How will I sell Grammarly premium,? You not making sense bro. Grammarly is a premium and it belongs to the company.. You can only subscribe for it for your own use which is even expensive to average Nigerian. I pray this week will be higher than next week. I will still give my testimony again. |
mostflourishing:I've said it already, you need to have a passion for what you're doing. Then develop a marketing technique around it. Make your own research.. YouTube tutorial to learn anything you need. That's how I did mine.. I spent sleepless nights on Mtn free browsing to up my skills in Copywriting.
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penance:Presently, I'm a freelancer for a US based agency I met on LinkedIn. I have Nigerian clients too, even here on Nairaland. www.Cloudpeeps.com pays $50 atleast .. Google it, register with them.. If you're successful with your application.. You'll be contacted for jobs depending on your niche. They don't charge 20 percent. www.Contently.com pays more than upwork and fiverr.. Because they don't deduct 20% charge unlike the high rate of those two popular sites. Do your personal research about them. |
BabaCommander:From your write-up, I can deduce who you are. You have poor mindset. How much is Npower graduate earning per month? People are earning 12k here teaching secondary school. I mean graduate oo... Marketing job want to pay me 36k monthly as at when I left, and I'll need to get up as early as 5am to go work...What of Transport fare expenses in Lagos? We're even told to look out for a target of 3million monthly .. I'm seeing such amount in just 7days still doing what I love best .. What can be more captivating than that? Nigeria is a comedy! Oops! I'm not selling any book at all.. I don't even have such energy. |
penance:Abi oo.. Seriously that job is a blessing in disguise. It's a win-win situation here. It cost 10k per month for that premium |
chigo4u:Neither of the two platform. |
stagger:You this guy again |
davinchecodes:Please ask what you like to ask here. No time |
Nyerhovwo101:I'm into Copywriting and SEO's... I used Grammarly premium of $29.68 monthly subscription to perfect my job.. And the people keeps coming back for more jobs. |
My Ultimate Top Secret book is out for grab. My mission is to make others earn too as I earn, I believe the world will go round that way. In it contains some explosive information that will blow up your phone with alert messages in the next coming days if you followed my instructions diligently. In the book, I wrote about my Ultimate step by step secrets of how I've been earning above 40 Thousands Naira weekly as a Freelance Writer. Just a tip of it... You will learn how to be a successful Writer, my mistakes and how you can avoid it. You will learn how to write different Sales Copy hacks with samples. You will know how to produce an SEO and with lots of examples. friendly contents with keywords About plagiarism in writing and how to avoid it in your work. Your clients, how to source for them. Many more explosive information. See, I'm not here to peddle falsehood. You must take action of what you read. It cost NGN 2000. Amount made last week in total ..proof below for the doubting Thomas.
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ednut1:Thomas |
Lalasticlala Seun Mynd Front page worthy please Help the people instead of Tiwa savage and Wiz news |
truemudia:Nice one. You can't say more better.. Apt. |
BeingFrank:Seriously. Every Nigerian youth should heed to this advice for financial freedom. My uncle was sacked last week after 10 years of hard labour for his company. |
You need a therapy. The stuff wrecked me during those day. But today I'm a free man. Earned 30k in 3days with my skill.. No more betting again |
…Hi everyone! Have you ever wondered why two friends with the same level of academic qualification never have same financial comfort in life? It’s called information. You will agree with me that "Knowledge is Power!" Knowledge distinguished the rich from the poor folks. Learning to take responsibility of your life is a “hard nut to crack.” This is why many people worked all through their lives only to end in penury. Being rich or broke is a result of our individual life decisions. Let quickly list below top 5 major reasons why you will never get rich; 1. What would people say syndrome: This is a menace among us today. You might unable to achieve your desired financial goal if you keep listening to what people will say about your life. You know what? Nobody really care about you. If what you’re doing is legitimate, you don’t need to be bothered about people’s opinion. Let quickly go to number 2 2. Risk Taking: Life itself is not fair. Not taking risk in life is a risk on its own. You need to take that risk Today, face that your fear and conquer it for good. Being over-cautious has made so Many people lost their life fortunes. If you’re adverse risk taker, then know you’re just sitting on a gun powder yet to explode you into life- long poverty. So, do you have a great plan today? Go for it. 3. Working for others all your working life: Depending on a paid employment during your working life might make you comfortable during those times of your life, no doubt. What of if the income stops due to age retirement or retrenchment, what will happen to your family? Think about it. 4. Not willing to pay the price: The word “Success” has many friends and it’s desired by all. Very few persons are willing to pay the price for success. “Nothing is free not even in free town!” Don’t get me wrong please; prices might be by getting a business mentor in your field, learning a marketable skill, reading books of great Authors, leaving your comfort zone, and so on. 5. Procrastination traits: This problem cut across all age group. As the popular saying goes “Procrastination is the thief of time.” Never buy into the postponement of that plans of yours. Are you seeking employment in an oil company? Are you seeking new business opportunities this year? Then get started now. Life promise no one fortunes, only persons that dare life consequence get best results. I'm yours FunnyDude, Thanks for reading this article! |
This can only happen to stingy bloggers that doesn't want to hire writers... Anyways, Do you need traffic for your blog or web? I'm an SEO expert, I'll generate mad traffic and sales for your blog. Holla me |
appsdope:Do you still need a writer ? |
It is well. Them go pay una this work |
Make una endure oo.. I was once in your shoe last year. Allawee money dey sweet sha Excorper |
I will provide a US approved upwork account with US location, verified phone, tax information all in 24hours. This will enables you apply for a job restricted to US only |
dan47:I will provide a US approved upwork account with US location, verified phone, tax information all in 24hours. This will enables you apply for a job restricted to US only |
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Children of God; come closer, I have sweet gist for you. Take your vaseline and tissue paper near you, because my story will make you masturbate if you don't have sexual partner around.... 
