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PoliticsRe: Rotimi Amaechi Has Been Suspended From PDP by funnyx(m): 1:32pm On May 27, 2013
GEJ learnt a lot from OBJ, I remember how Ladoja was impeached..... na wa for these elements of People Destructive Party... cheesy
PoliticsRe: Clark - President Is Too Powerful, Let's Have Prime Minister by funnyx(m): 1:26pm On May 27, 2013
[quote author=CROWÉ]I think he means Federal system and Unitary system rather than Presidential and Parliamentary because Canada's government is more like America's than it is like the English. The core of his argument though is that the presidency is too strong and that is the truth.



Nigeria's problem is that the president is too strong, you don't need to switch to Parliamentary system to rectify that.[/quote]Apart from the president being too strong, the presidential system of govt is too expensive especially with the bi-camera legislature and their retinue of aides.
PoliticsRe: Clark - President Is Too Powerful, Let's Have Prime Minister by funnyx(m): 1:01pm On May 27, 2013
Parliamentary system of govt is the best for Nigeria especially they type we practiced in the first republic.
HealthRe: Leprosy Outbreak In Gombe, Children Stricken by funnyx(m): 12:03pm On May 27, 2013
Yomieluv: if that's the case, they should all be killed then, to prevent transmission of the deadly diseases
Are you for real undecided
PoliticsRe: We Have Forgiven Killers Of Our Operatives - SSS DG by funnyx(m): 10:02am On May 27, 2013
[quote author=Frank-C]This is not for nairaland kids hidden away somewhere in Ogbomoso or Kaura-namoda who only hear of SSS or see them with what looks like toy guns, but I must say that anybody who have ever had a brush with those boys knows that any operative must be able to do one thing- never forgive. If fact, when SSS guy, especially those with innocent faces smile at you after an encounter, watch out for a big hit.

It is not that SSS does not want to forgive the men that killed their brothers, they are actually incapable of forgiving them. In fact, 50 years from today, they are still avenging their loss. That is SSS for you.[/quote]So in your mind Ogbomoso is a jungle inhabited by neanderthals? Why can't you make your point without being controversial?
PoliticsRe: Wole Soyinka's Interview About Chinua Achebe by funnyx(m): 7:14pm On May 25, 2013
Can you guys just leave this issue and let it go? Whatever we post here does not change anything about these 2 men and their great achievements which will continue to be of great benefits to incoming generation.
PoliticsRe: Michael Oluwatobi Adebowale Is The 2nd Woolwich Suspect by funnyx(m): 9:28am On May 24, 2013
onatisi: the word nigeria is fast becoming common in terrorist news all over ,from boko haram to the ayullatub guy in usa and now this.i predict a hard time for visa applicants to these western nations from nigeria.i am expecting a serious crack down on nigerians and blacks in general living in uk in the next couple of weeks
What crack down? UK is not like Nigeria where police do whatever they like, in fact the incident is bringing people together in unison to fight terrorism.
Foreign AffairsRe: British Soldier Beheaded In Woolwich, London by funnyx(m):
mygirrl: You don't get my point this isn't about whether I have lived in the UK or not. how many white british citizens with PHD will you find doing a call centre Job? When you apply and there is a section where they tell you equal opportunities and ask you to tick options stating if you are black, british black or white what do you think they are going use tthe information to do
Mygirl, the UK is institutionally racist no doubt but so also is US and even Nigeria! Its one of the challenges that we all have to deal with but in the midst of these challenges if you're proactive, open and tough you can weather the storm. So no need comparing the 2 countries there are Brits who have migrated to the US and there are Yanks who have crossed over to the UK.
Foreign AffairsRe: British Soldier Beheaded In Woolwich, London by funnyx(m): 10:12am On May 23, 2013
samilo88: Its you who needs to sort yourself out cos from your post so far you look like someone who's mental state is in serious doubt. So if I intend to choose which country to reside I can't rely on info from my friends and family who have had one or two experiences there? From your senseless reasoning, it is fair to say that anyone who wants to settle in a foreign land should go there and spend some time there before finally deciding if it is the right thing to do. You might not agree to your stupidity on this forum, but thank God for conscience, am sure deep within you, you cant deny how stupid you have been thus far.
Blah blah blah blah blah. ......
Foreign AffairsRe: British Soldier Beheaded In Woolwich, London by funnyx(m): 9:24am On May 23, 2013
samilo88: So where do they get their info from? Isn't it from a third party? Gosh, never knew I was exchanging words with a ret*rded mind ever since. Stupid people like you would swallow every info hook, line and sinker without applying your God given brain just because its coming from someone with a journalist name tag attached to him or her. If you don't know those so called journalist are people like you, always tilting their findings to what they personally feel.
You have never lived in the UK or the US and have no statistics to prove that one is better than the other but relied on tales from your friends, surely you must have a PhD in mumulogy grin you're daft beyond redemption, go and sort out you life first before you post anything.
Foreign AffairsRe: British Soldier Beheaded In Woolwich, London by funnyx(m):
mygirrl: I never said anything about America in my post. you don't know me or the kind of qualifications I have got, besides I can't remember using myself as an example. The truth is that many Nigerians and when I say many I mean very many Nigerians do call centre jobs even with their PHD
Of course I don't know you, you're just being confused by my choice of words and I can understand grin As you stated that you've lived in the UK before I believe you should know better and understand that big qualifications is not what matters. Unfortunately many of the Nigerians you wrote about failed to drop their Nigerian mentality at MMIA, PhD does not translate to big job in the UK, sad but true.
Foreign AffairsRe: British Soldier Beheaded In Woolwich, London by funnyx(m): 8:58am On May 23, 2013
samilo88: What a silly thing to say. So those foreign journalists who never stepped foot in Africa, but still go ahead to paint pictures of Africa which irrational people like you affirm to be true aren't making a fool of themselves right? That I don't reside in both countries means I can't draw comparison but they (foreign reporters) can? Reason your statement again and it can't be glaring that you succeeded in making a fool of yourself.
Journalists don't rely on tales from their friends or relatives they do their findings in a professional manner but stupid ones like you draw your conclusion from tales by moonlight.
Foreign AffairsRe: British Soldier Beheaded In Woolwich, London by funnyx(m): 8:46am On May 23, 2013
mygirrl: white collar jobs, ok how much are your friends earning, is your company going to renew your visa when it expires. You will find that its only big organisations that will do that for you, don't get me wrong I have friends who do contract jobs where they are paid 200- 500 pounds per day but a large number of Nigerians work in call centres or take up customer service roles in my own opinion that's crap because many of them should be able to get better jobs
Even graduate Brits do call centre job, its called competition mate. Also why would you expect employers to help renew your visa when there are many Brits who can do your job? Don't tell me employers in the US get visa for every tom d1ck and Harry with no special skills. It looks like you were expecting a red carpet in the UK just because you've got some qualifications which is not rare.
Foreign AffairsRe: British Soldier Beheaded In Woolwich, London by funnyx(m): 7:22am On May 23, 2013
samilo88: Are you saying that the Britain is a better place to live in than the US, especially for foreigners? Telling ourselves the truth once in a while wouldn't hurt. As a neutral who isn't resident in both countries but has close friends and family in both countries, I can vividly infer that the US is a better place to reside and settle especially for foreigners.
If you do not reside in any of these countries you're not qualify to compare what you know nothing about. However, if you want to make f00l of yourself like sweatlemon you can go ahead.
Foreign AffairsRe: British Soldier Beheaded In Woolwich, London by funnyx(m): 4:20am On May 23, 2013
Sweetlemon: You really need to see how envious you sound honey. You'd be ashamed of youself! Gosh! can't you even try to hide your jealousy?
Jeez mehn!
You need some self-esteem builder asap!
You need to stop making f00l of yourself, you know nothing about the UK.
Foreign AffairsRe: British Soldier Beheaded In Woolwich, London by funnyx(m): 10:28pm On May 22, 2013
Those guys were walking free at least 30 minutes before the police arrived, that is ridiculous! I am very sure if they attempt this act on the street of Lagos they'll be lynched before the police arrive even with their weapons. The problem is that over the years Britain has created fear into the psyche of any average British resident with ridiculous laws and political correctness.
PoliticsRe: It’s Jonathan Or No Peace – Annkio Briggs by funnyx(m): 6:54pm On May 22, 2013
[quote author=val_dee]Yeah at the bolded especially when they have their man at the helm of affairs now.[/quote]Unfortunately they are too preoccupied with 2015.
PoliticsRe: Wole Soyinka's Interview About Chinua Achebe by funnyx(m): 6:52pm On May 22, 2013
Ola Johnson: It appears you don't understand common English: CA himself rejected the title. Why are you crying more than the bereaved?
Exactly! A tag that Achebe himself find ridiculous?
PoliticsRe: Wole Soyinka's Interview About Chinua Achebe by funnyx(m): 6:48pm On May 22, 2013
DerideGull: Some folks on this forum are merely crutching straw for dull passage of time. What is there for Awolowo to defend in Achebe’s book tagged “There was a county” when the tribal icon had arrogated the policy of starvation as a weapon of war to his abler self.

Only ill-educated African will get excited over the Nobel Prize crap. The Nobel Prize joke runs parallel with the so-called Rhode’s Scholarship.
There's nothing for Awolowo to defend? That's your own point of view, I really don't see what Achebe has to defend in Soyinka's interview either.
PoliticsRe: Wole Soyinka's Interview About Chinua Achebe by funnyx(m): 5:37pm On May 22, 2013
[quote author=eagle,eye]I thank God for NL. I had nothing doing in the office today, so I decided to indulge myself by opening this thread. I wasn't disappointed at all.
Tribalism was trending, this time it wasn't about Ojukwu or Nigeria-Biafra war (In Flow's voice, "Or so I thot"wink. It was about Wole Soyinka, Nigeria's only Nobel prize winner and Chinua Achebe the widely recognised and acclaimed "Father of Modern African Literature".
Some have argued Jealousy, and others said it was not Jealousy but Fact as there was nothing like "father of Modern African Literature".
What is my view?
I think that the same way WS pointed out that "Achebe should not have written his last book" Is the same he should have refrained from saying anything "controversial" about Achebe, since Achebe is no longer here with us to defend himself.
I for one I'm a student of Literature and have read most of the two writers' work and as a Nigerian, I am proud of both men.
Soyinka's "TELEPHONE CONVERSATION" still remains one of my best poems.
May the Great Literary Icon, Chinua Achebe continue to Rest In Peace. Amen.[/quote]You really don't need to use your thread as a bait before you know that tribalism exists and trending. What is ironic is that people like you that are quick to accuse others of tribalism are guilty of the same. Isn't it obvious that many contributors on this thread leans towards 'their man' rather than look at the facts and issues raised in the interview?
You stated that Soyinka shouldn't have said anything about Achebe because Achebe is not around to 'defend' himself yet I see no attack to Achebe's personality in that interview. Also in your biased mind you forgot that in Achebe's last book he attacked the personality of Chief Obafemi Awolowo when he knows that Awolowo is no more around to defend himself, what an irony?
PoliticsRe: Wole Soyinka's Interview About Chinua Achebe by funnyx(m): 12:03pm On May 22, 2013
rhymz: Your pretense and hypocrisy smells to the high heavens. You are in the habit of trying to moderate how others comments about things associated with your tribe while unwittingly talking down on others, abeg carry your yeye antics go rest jor!
What pretence? What hypocrisy? What habit?
Do you just post for the sake of it or you mistake me for someone else?
PoliticsRe: Fulani ‘Mercenaries’ Arrested Over Benue Bloodbath by funnyx(m): 9:22am On May 22, 2013
[quote author=IGBO-SON]^^^The full legal route should be followed, and then they should be used as an example and publicly executed! These bastards cup is full, and i'm sure some or all of them are illegal aliens.[/quote]Exactly! Public execution after due legal process to serve as deterrent and to show others that the authorities will no longer tolerate their criminality.
PoliticsRe: It’s Jonathan Or No Peace – Annkio Briggs by funnyx(m): 9:15am On May 22, 2013
I can understand the position of Niger Delta people, they have been raped, robbed and brutalised by Nigeria for too long. Polluted water, polluted air, polluted land with nothing to show for it however, the best time for these 'activists' to demand for resource control is now! They need not trade words with retards like kaita, rather they should channel their energy to demand for true federalism and resources control, the people on Niger Delta deserves more than producing the president they deserve the right to control their own destiny.
PoliticsRe: Wole Soyinka's Interview About Chinua Achebe by funnyx(m): 7:17am On May 22, 2013
[quote author=Riba_man]And he is a pioneer in many ways, don't you understand contextual use of language! Re the title "father of African literature", Achebe never attached that accolade to himself. Again and again, Achebe makes clear the message that long before what we now know as African literature, literature existed and thrived in various parts of Africa. In fact, in his beautiful book 'There Was A Country", Achebe takes great pains to point out the various strands and genres of literature that predated the Oyibo man's arrival.
Abeg, quit attacking this man for the fun of it. A writer is measured by the amount of books he/she is able to shift, this man must have done something right to shift over 12 million books in his lifetime.[/quote]How has he 'attacked' Achebe? Sometimes I wonder how many chose their words on the public forum any disagreement with their point of view is termed as an attack and taken personal.
PoliticsRe: Riot In Onitsha? by funnyx(m): 6:00pm On May 20, 2013
[quote author=o'boy]what do you score in your English in jamb?
the question the op asked if there was a riot going on in onitsha,you are here telling us about Awka
smh[/quote]The right way to put is: what did you score grin grin
PoliticsRe: Wole Soyinka's Interview About Chinua Achebe by funnyx(m): 11:45am On May 20, 2013
Olong: won over? rest then
Far from it, there's just no point arguing about a virtual award especially coming from some white men. If there will ever be an award of such it will be institutionalised and awarded by Africans.
PoliticsRe: Wole Soyinka's Interview About Chinua Achebe by funnyx(m): 12:35pm On May 19, 2013
Afam4eva: So, are you saying Achebe is popular because he wrote in English? Was he the first writer to write in English? Don't forget that in thaat same "things fall apart", a lot of Igbo idioms and proverbs were used.
No! Don't get it twisted, you asked a question and I provided you with an answer!
PoliticsRe: Wole Soyinka's Interview About Chinua Achebe by funnyx(m): 12:27pm On May 19, 2013
Afam4eva: Why do i have to google him to know him. I know Shakespeare and Charles Dickens. I never said there were no writers before Achebe. I only asked for a writer before Achebe whose works are globally or even nationally of villagely(permit my french)acclaimed. How many writers use Ahmed Baba as a point of reference as much as Achebe?
Nationally/locally there were many writers but because their work were not written in English so you may not know. For instance Yoruba writers like Dr DO Fagunwa is very popular even till today. There will be similar writers too in Igboland, Hausa land and all across Africa.
CelebritiesRe: PSquare, AY, Chioma, Kanayo In Economy Class (Pictures) by funnyx(m): 11:39am On May 19, 2013
Marotzke: Yes according to brother komek ogunlewe is now an Mbaise rep. What ever happened to Bethel Amadi and Emeka ihedioha. Nobody duped no-one but sombody's money went into someone's pocket, andthe matter ended there, no duping according to Mazi komek.
Pardon me I know nothing about SE politics even though some of my family members are half Igbos, I just believe that the name Ogunlewe is Yoruba so how can a Yoruba be a house of rep member for Mbaise?
PoliticsRe: Wole Soyinka's Interview About Chinua Achebe by funnyx(m): 11:27am On May 19, 2013
bobthebuilder99: babyosisi...I think you missed the point.

WS was calling these people illiterate fools, and stating that it is giving oyibos license to look down on us (because now they think African literature is a baby).

In this particular instance, your tribalism is damaging to every person with black skin. So I am going to have to ask you to stop.

Were Egyptians not African? Did they not write?
What about the scrolls in Timbuktu? Were they not written by Africans?
What about all the ancient Ethiopian texts? Were they not written by Africans?

I could go on, and on, and on. Go read a book! Africans have been writing since before your "Father of African Literature" was born. Centuries before. And if you read what WS said carefully, you would see that he says that Achebe himself thought the title was ridiculous.
Thank you, some people believe they are the mouthpiece of Prof Achebe just because they are Igbo. Achebe himself rejected the idea because he find it ridiculous but some people want to tag him by force.
We as Nigerians can come together and award Achebe the father of Nigerian literature, that can be compared to the English award to Shakespeare ( which is even debatable). The English didn't regard Shakespeare as the father of European literature because they simply can't do that as there are other literature icons from other European countries that his people may believe he's better than Shakespeare.
African literature is rich and had existed for centuries even before either Soyinka or Achebe were born so how can you call someone a father of what has existed before him?
CelebritiesRe: PSquare, AY, Chioma, Kanayo In Economy Class (Pictures) by funnyx(m): 9:48am On May 19, 2013
komek: Ur type are the problems we have in Nigeria. Clem and co nver duped KOK. It was a business gone bad.
Ogunlewe who is holding that Mba ise seat in house of rep did not defeat KOK. He asked to witdraw with a promise and u no what that means in Nigeria financially. KOK did not spend his personal dim in that campaign. Just say what u no my brother. Everything is not supposed to be said on this forum, I wud have tutored u more on KOK. Even if he is not rich, I no quite well that he has not begged u ones to feed u and his family, so base on that assumption KOK is a rich man
Ogunlewe holding Mbaise seat in the house of rep? cheesy grin

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