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obadiah777: VERY SHORT SIGHTED POST. YOU CANT ESCAPE YOUR DESTINY. WHEN IT IS TIME TO GO, DOESNT MATTER IF YOU ARE IN SOWETO OR SWEDEN. WHATS THE POPULATION OF NIGERIA ? 180 MILLION. I AM PRETTY SURE THEY WERE ALL BORN IN NIGERIA ( MOSTLY ANYWAY ) AND THERE ARE 180 MILLION OF THEM WALKING AROUND AS LIVING PROOF AND TESTAMENT TO THE COMPETENCY OF OUR DOCTORSI disagree, a lot of people die before their destined time and there's no doubt this lady is one of them. |
That's good now, when hunger nack us well well we go know say we need to return to farming. But some yeye people go dey talk say northerners are parasites, when hunger nack them wella they know say khaki no be leather. |
Very unfortunate |
ngozievergreen: Guy, remove Lagos from the equation.Shut the fck up and go get a life! What really is your problem with Ibadan? You don't belong there so keep your bigoted opinion to yourself. If you're really concerned about others you can book the next flight to Egypt. Shio! |
Rossikk: They also show a lack of aesthetic sense among the govt and people.Why can't you people mind your own business? Have they re-roof all the houses in your own town with modern materials? What kind of people are less concerned about the beam in their eyes but spend all their energy criticising someone with a speck in his eyes? |
Someone once said that if Jonathan visit a g string factory he'll try one on ![]() |
[quote author=akinzy_akin]Dahz all[/quote]Dude what's your obsession with Ibadan sef abi dem swear for you? If you no get job and your life is so boring go meet Abati or Asari to fix you now. Fcking reta5ded mofo. |
geeez: But why is there a KFC outlet open in Ibadan and none in any city in the SE?You hit the nail on the head, those who want to continue to foam in the mouth and bad mouthing Ibadan can continue, they are mere noise makers. |
Roll call of the vultures ![]() |
The report didn't state that he was chased by the police but by 'some men'. He must have had some dealings with these men otherwise they can't just single him out for a chase for no reason. |
coogar: that's america for you, an advanced 3rd world country. a man carried 143-pound tësticles for 5 years before he could be treated. that would not happen to anyone in the UK(legal or illegal) - law abiding citizen or a serial killer.It is ridiculous to say the least, the US govt should be ashamed of themselves, they are able to spend several billions of $ on war mongering but couldn't look after their own in time of need. People like Afam just want to belong at all cost, he is completely ignorant of what he argues about He may not even know that Scandinavian countries like Norway, Sweden, Denmark etc have far better standard of living than the US or even the UK. |
By the way I have just finished watching a documentary about a 10 stone testicle man who was neglected and allowed to rot away by the American govt just because he has no money. http://www.channel4.com/programmes/bodyshock/4od This type of incident will never ever happen in the UK, each time I see things like this happening in the US coupled with several cases of hailing Americans who resort to crimes just to get treatment I cannot but laugh at ignorant folks who believes USA is eldorado, their heaven on earth. ![]() |
[quote author=bbpreye.]See how your insulting the personality of Mr. President... Can you talk to your dad like this? Honour your Father and Mother, so your days may be long... Don't let fallacies block ur sense of reasoning, be a constructive critic. GEJ remains my mentor. No apologies.[/quote]It is myopic, dumb and ridiculous to compare the president to your father. Your father is your father and not the president, if you hire a manager to manage your office will you regard to him as your father dumbo? The job of a president is not an appointment by birth, those who feel competent enough applies for the job and if they are hired they should be ready to be criticised, abused and verbally battered. If your mentor cannot stand the heat tell him to get out of the kitchen. People like you are always quick to attach yourself by force to people you deem successful just to belong otherwise who in their right senses will call someone he never met nor contribute anything personal to his life as his mentor? How does he mentor you? By teaching you the act of corruption, political bullying or cluelessness? |
@OP do a google search on Yoruba, you'll also see a lot of unprintable and ridiculous statements about Yorubas posted on the Internet by fellow Nigerians. You can do a google search on other tribes and it won't take you long before you conclude that Yorubas are the most abused ethnic group in Nigeria courtesy of fellow Nigerians because google don't manufacture these links it merely direct you to the websites where they originate from. |
Gbawe: You guys still wasting your time with the ultra-ignorant Afam4eva? When a considerable number of diasporans based in the UK are busy facing the responsibility of providing financial support for many back home in Nigeria, this joker is here telling us he feels sorry for Nigerians in Britain because of some deportee pals. Like someone said earlier, doubtful whether ignorant home-boy has ever stepped outside Nigeria anyway.Dude just hate the UK and obviously obsessed with the US its not anyone fault if many people he knows were deported from the UK and fed him with several tales of their suffering. |
la morena: you are a fool then what are you still doing here. im not even sure you are a nigerian.Go back to school ![]() |
Afam4eva: There are still loads of opportunities in the US and Canada for those who are disposed to using them. These countries are much more open for people to achieve the greatest heights of human endeavor. Australia is also not bad. The UK on the other hand is all bad news. They're still living on the past.On what basis are you making your comparison? For your info, apart from British citizenship I also have a Canadian PR which I don't even use, I knew a lot of people who relocated to Canada but are now on their way back to the UK. So its not anyone's fault if those returnees of yours failed to see the opportunities abound in the UK so to each their own. |
Afam4eva: The same Afam4eva has seen American returnees who are hustlers, and illegal immigrants making it big in the US. It just goes to show that the UK is not a country of opportunities and the opportunities therein are limited to a select few. Mostly the British. That's why the UK is not the best destination for immigrants. The country is just as dead as third world countries in terms of opportunities. The only positive in that country is for people who want to school or visit. Other than that the UK is a 1st 3rd world country. I pity any NIgerian who lives there without anything tangible to show.He he he go and pity yourself. |
Thank you dros, cap28 and his ilk like to blame others for their self inflicted problems. |
Imanuelle: bros, what do you understand by the term 'nip off in the 'bud'?The high commissioner is telling us what we already know and mind you many UK citizens are against this plan and its unlikely it will see the light of the day. The opposition within the UK against this plan is enough to choke it so this have nothing to do with Jonathan's diplomatic prowess. |
polokor60: Shut upE dey pain you ![]() |
Redoil: So the britons they fear gej gov't like this.Fear for wia? Rather its people like you that are quick to jump to conclusion, the scheme has not been fully developed and may still need to get parliamentary approval yet some Nigerians are already cursing the UK and threatening retaliation but many of you are quick to say that the UK is finished I cannot but wonder why many Nigerians are so much concerned about this 'finished' country ![]() |
Laide Bakare don enter one chance Anyway they both deserve each other, Tunde Oriowo a confirmed 419 and an iredeemable womaniser he go use am like others and dump her azz very soon ![]() |
worry 359: buttaHe he he lwtmb |
justwise: If they got nothing why then are you complaining? You should be happy and save your 3000 pounds after-all Nigeria is better and you have everything you want in Nigeria don't mind him he's just consoling himself. |
Katsumoto: The Fulani did not over run any villages. The Fulani successfully held on to Ilorin but Oyo was sacked by Ilorin whose forces were made up of Solagberu's Yoruba Muslims from Oke Suna and Afonja's Yoruba armies mixed with Hausa slaves (Gobirawa). Ilorin could only sack oyo after Lanloke laid siege to oyo Ile. There were several powerful kings/chiefs who were no longer the influence of oyo and who were all suspicious of the others. Some of there were Adegun (Onikoyi), Atiba (who would be Alaafin after fall of oyo Ile), lanloke (Ogodo). Alaafin Amodo in wanting to increase his power sought an alliance with lanloke by giving his daughter to lanloke. Unfortunately, lanloke killed the Alaafin's daughter and fearing that he would be attacked decided to attack oyo ile first. He successfully laid seige to oyo ile and after oyo sucummbed to his siege, Ilorin walked in and destroyed oyo Ile.Katsumoto, thank you for your priceless contribution. |
[quote author=tpia@]i still have no idea why someone would start displaying a gulder advert in a gathering where he knows alcohol is not consumed and where he claims to be a member. he didnt have money to buy a keyholder or what was your explanation again? ![]() why doesnt he just go to a church where drinking is not frowned at?[/quote]He didn't display any advert but you can give it any meaning you like, my point is not even about his chastisement but the way and manner in which it was carried out. |
anonimi: That may not be entirely true.That's why I stated that its the major undoing of course there were other contributory factors. |
cogitoErgo: my heart skipped a bit on reading d jihad part! Yorubaland was nearly overrun by those jihadists, had it been that Nupeland was strong like the Tiv people, the game would have been different.Internal strife was the major undoing of the Yoruba kingdom then, it wasn't as if Fulani could have overun Yorubaland so easily but because of the division it was easy to conquer village by village. The table turned when the great warriors of ibadan intervened and sent fulani back. |
See as im come sober ![]() |
Wahala90: Kumuyi never barred his members from TV. The TV has both negative and positive aspects. After teaching, some members threw away their TV and there is nothing wrong with that if you think your TV will cos you to miss heaven.He promote gulder with the keys in his pocket? The keys not even bought with his own money? Abeg park well jor! |
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I cannot but wonder why many Nigerians are so much concerned about this 'finished' country 