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Christianity EtcRe: Typing Amen On Facebook Picture Stories by funnyx(m): 12:53pm On May 12, 2013
Very very annoying
PoliticsRe: I Stand By My Statements And I Have More To Make.! (Video) - Asari Dokubo by funnyx(m): 12:11am On May 12, 2013
jmaine: LOL, Asari dey convulse with vexation grin. . . .I found myself laughing all through his seething rage . . . .

The confidence he exudes shows he has some stern backing somewhere even outside the shores of Nigeria . . .

Things are about to get awry if they underestimate his threats. . . .
No doubt this is not an ordinary threat, truly the people of Niger delta has been malign and cheated for too long, my fear however is will they even fair better in the hands of militants like Dokubo or corrupt leaders like Alams?
PoliticsRe: I Stand By My Statements And I Have More To Make.! (Video) - Asari Dokubo by funnyx(m): 11:26pm On May 11, 2013
Desola: stupid bufoon! He came out raising dust on the North when in actual fact, he bears every resemblance to the North he is trying to fight. The North has so much colonised their minds that as an ijaw man, he takes identity not only in attire with the north but also in religion. A very confused child who reminds me of another similarly confused 33 year old that was taught a bitter lesson in the 60s. These people do not learn and as it was during the civil war, so shall it be now.

Moraucker!

Stupid feudalistic overweight, over pampered spoilt and rotten brat! professing death on 160million people like say na im papa born them.
Sis, don't underestimate these guys o, they now have so much access to money. His threat that they'll match them bullet to bullet may not be an empty threat o. The future doesn't look promising for Nigeria.
PoliticsRe: Another Threat From Another Niger Deltan! by funnyx(m): 11:14pm On May 11, 2013
See threats made by Asari here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4fwIMscB_c
PoliticsRe: Another Threat From Another Niger Deltan! by funnyx(m): 11:12pm On May 11, 2013
babyosisi: It is getting very nauseating I tell ya
Every area boy or girl can now open mouth and talk rubbish
They think they can hold the nation to ransom because of oil
How long did it take to wipe out Odi?
The problem is that when they do all the inciting and the chips are down,innocent women and children will be slaughtered
The Noise makers will be in their Abuja and Lagos homes eating nkwobi
Sis, I'm begining to believe that these guys just don't boast for nothing, with the kind of money they have there is a possiblity that they have stockpiled enough arms to meet the Nigerian army bullet to bullet.

It is becoming obvious that 2015 may be the begining of the end for this entity called Nigeria
PoliticsRe: Pics Of Slain Police Officers From Nasarawa Killings. by funnyx(m): 4:41pm On May 11, 2013
polokor60: I'm asking again,are you using a counterfeit brain?what is the meaning of General olusegun obansanjo rtd?He left the military but the military never left him(once a soldier is always a soldier and you are nothing but a bloody civilian in the eyes of any military man).Who was the petroleum minister during the tenure of OBJ your supposed civilian president?


You want the odi treatment for this community when it is obvious that the governor and his fulanis had conspired with security operatives to flush out this community but the reversed became the case.The security operatives went in for a massacre but they got more than what they bargained for.It is a very complicated issue that requires a sensitive approach but plonkers like you won't understand what is going on in that state.


So you want GEJ to commit genocide/ethnic cleansing(which happens to be the wishes and desires of the rampaging fulanis and the their conspirators in the helm of affairs).The job of the president is to resolve any dispute without any aggravation.The president has to think before he acts unlike you plonker that type before you think.

Speaking about logic and rationality,you plonker have a long way to go because a learner is better than you,just like a Kindergarten,you seems to be a pre-learner. wink wink
It looks like the table turned against the governor as he attempted to intimidate the community using police, the hunter became the hunted.
PoliticsRe: See You At The Polls, Mr. Asari Dokubo By Chiechefulam Ikebuiro by funnyx(m): 9:56am On May 11, 2013
Unfortunately, Asari Dokubo and many like him are not looking forward to the poll they are already perfecting the act of rigging.
PoliticsRe: Okupe Clashes With Saharareporters Sowore On Aljazeera Show by funnyx(m): 11:48am On May 09, 2013
ballabriggs: Success to you is lies and propaganda because you are a paid wh0re, to me it is about humanity. It is about solving development challenges of humans and not fakes like you. Iraq, Libya and Sierra Leone's economy grew faster than Nigeria in the past year. Nigeria grew at 9% around the 1990's, however, it means nothing to me if the development challenges still remain. That is my focus, that is the training I received and so if you have a problem with it you can jump into a lagoon. The training you received is how to suck Okupe's nuts, carry on in your world, I have no problem, however do not drag us into it.
Thank God we still have sensible people like you!
CelebritiesRe: Yinka Olonode's Suicide: Bros,so U Finally Killed Urself? (tribute) by funnyx(m): 4:21pm On May 08, 2013
[quote author=baby_mama]People kill themselves not because they want to do so but because of an illness called depression so condemning this young man if indeed he committed suicide is wrong
Let this story make you to watch out for signs of depression on loved ones and point them to help
Sometimes that help can come from a psychiatrist
We don't know what was going on in his head
We don't know the deep despair he was in
The saddest thing in this story should be that a young man in his prime was so tortured mentally and he received no help or maybe even had no one to trust or turn to and suicide became his only option.
may his soul RIP and may his parents and relatives be comforted.



I have been in a situation where someone cried out for help with dark poems and even talked about suicidal tendencies ,I wrote a word of encouragement but withheld myself from reaching out even though my first instinct was to give my phone number.My common sense kicked in and I didn't want to appear intrusive.
He is now dead .[/quote]Thank you for enlightening some people here about the dangers of depression.
Music/RadioRe: Chief Commander Ebenezer Obey Fans Thread by funnyx(op): 2:49pm On May 08, 2013
As usual this track covers a very important part of human life, being a good friend and not an enemy friend. Please sing along with me:
Abi ore to n soju s'aya alaya ni ti e?
Bi emi bi ah! rara emi ko o
Music/RadioRe: Chief Commander Ebenezer Obey Fans Thread by funnyx(op): 2:46pm On May 08, 2013
Evergreen song of the day is Evergreen song 39 track one titles 'Orisirisi ore lowa'

here is the Youtube link:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfFIRu7MBqA
Music/RadioRe: Chief Commander Ebenezer Obey Fans Thread by funnyx(op): 2:42pm On May 08, 2013
As I am usually very busy to maintain this thread they way I would love to, I have decided that the best way to keep the thread alive is to provide an evergreen song of the day evry now and then. Anyone who is interested in Ebenezer Obey group on FB can join either of the group below on FB and let us miliki together:
https://www./ebenezerobeyclassicmusicfanclub/
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Chief-Commander-Ebenezer-Obey/61076345281
PoliticsRe: Yoruba May Determine Who Wins The Presidency In 2015 by funnyx(m): 2:32pm On May 08, 2013
django1: Bro please ignore that monkey
Thank you bro, there's no point arguing with a mad man in the market square.
CultureRe: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here. Everybody Is Invited! by funnyx(m): 2:25pm On May 08, 2013
Moyola: Ah!
Mo miss kiko Yoruba!
ede atata! ede abinibi!
ede karojire! ede ti omo'lu abi nso ti ngba yi lawujo' cheesy

Eyin ololufe Yoruba! eku ori ire o! kiss
Eyin te korira Yoruba! eku ori ike o! tongue

shaa!. . .emabawa kalo!
Kare omo Yooba to gbayi
E ku deede asiko yi, ara o le bi?
PoliticsRe: Yoruba May Determine Who Wins The Presidency In 2015 by funnyx(m): 2:21pm On May 08, 2013
tomakint: shocked shocked shocked the one and only Akiniku and Sango Olukoso of AYTN has issued Tomakint a warning and I am now quaking in my boot! Look son if you think flexing muscle online is the inthing for you then you never see anything, bloody hypocrite and bigot undecided
Say whatever you like m0r0n it's not by force now? I've stated earlier I don't want to descend to your level, I don't want to be a lost soul, I don't want to be an ethnic bigot like you, look for people within your level monkey, I'm far beyond your class.
PoliticsRe: Yoruba May Determine Who Wins The Presidency In 2015 by funnyx(m): 12:40pm On May 08, 2013
rhymz: Guy don't get touchy with me abeg, I am only discussing politics not tribes or Yoruba, no need to come up to me with per-suppositions and assumptions of what you think I am saying. I don't do tribal mudslinging neither do I shy away from political discussions steeped with heavy tribally parochial sentiments. If you have nothing to contribute why not just ignore me and just read, no need to take the debate personal or try tell me what to discuss and what not to discuss, as long as I am not insulting the Yoruba tribe.
I do not intend to take the debate personal in any way,why should I? You may be taking my post out of context as I'm just trying to state that we should avoid making a sweeping/generalised statement about another region or tribe as evident from your earlier posts. If the original article was written by a Yoruba man I will probably understand your reaction but that was not the case.
PoliticsRe: Yoruba May Determine Who Wins The Presidency In 2015 by funnyx(m): 12:30pm On May 08, 2013
oluamid: And what does your comment makes you? Another bigot, no?
don't mind them, on NL a bigot will be the first person to accuse you of bigotory despite having bigotory written all over him. Bigot= probably the most abused word on NL.
PoliticsRe: Yoruba May Determine Who Wins The Presidency In 2015 by funnyx(m): 12:19pm On May 08, 2013
rhymz: I did. . it has parochialism written all over it. There was no mention of the author's name so how did you know it was not written by a Yoruba person? Apart from Gbawe whom I believe his opposition to the GEJ presidency is understandable, the rest of the Yoruba commentators can be petty when issues are about GEJ. They like to give this delusional suggestion that the SW decides who becomes Nigeria's president even when evidence shows otherwise, in fact, here are the figures that came from the "extremely influential SW states:
OYO States-484758
Ogun- 309170
Lagos-1,281688
Osun-188409
Ekiti-135009
ondo-387376

Abeg make una help me do the calculation, sum it all up and tell me how this region votes can affect elections strongly.
By the way I exaggerated the total votes from the southwest region in my earlier post:here is the real total figure 2786410. So much for deciding the outcome of an election. I suspect the SW is gradually losing relevance hence the constant attempts to always shout and tout about the region being the deciding region of any election. The same way they they arrogated such powers before the 2011 elections only to come out with a dismissal total votes. una wan start una shouting again, SW will not decide anything jare, go tell such claptrap to political ode.
Unfortunately you are doing what you accused others of doing which is pettiness.Let's stop listening to hear say and get over too emotional with the current politics, its seems every one is quick to side with his tribe or region and do not bother to think twice before making a sweeping statement about other tribes/region.
In the end we all have to agree that 2015 is still far and a lot can happen between now and then, so instead of getting defensive or making unguarded statements about other tribes why not use the same energy to unite ourselves to demand for good governance from the current govt of the day?. Truth be told no one and I repeat no one can come out to say he knows how each region will vote especially when the election is still far away and no aspirant has been declared as any party's candidate, the analysis of the writer is his personal opinion to which he his entitled to so don't use that as an avenue to say yoruba are this or Yoruba are that or loosing their relevance bullsh1t. Yoruba are always comfortable in the opposition and I believe my people will vote for whoever they believe will protect their interest. So if you want to fault the article that is fine but there is no point making statements that are not only insensitive but lack any form of substance.
PoliticsRe: Yoruba May Determine Who Wins The Presidency In 2015 by funnyx(m): 9:46am On May 08, 2013
tomakint: Now you can see why I called you a funnyman undecided a man like you came up with some points instead of you to bring up your strong reasons or points to counter his points you turn it into a 'bolekaja' wao, I pray especially for you that hatred will not kill you before your time son cool
Could you please desist from quoting me you deluded lost souls? you called me a bigot yet you have no proof, you claimed to choose your word carefully yet all your posts proves otherwise. I have told you before and let me remind you again, I DOT NOT ENGAGE WITH PEOPLE LIKE YOU WHO HAVE PROVED TIMES WITHOUT NUMBERS THAT THEY ARE INCABLE OF REASONING LIKE HUMANS SO PLEASE WAKA PASS.
PoliticsRe: Yoruba May Determine Who Wins The Presidency In 2015 by funnyx(m): 9:43am On May 08, 2013
rhymz: Not to sound insulting to the Yoruba political class but I have noticed that they are in the habit of exaggerating the relevance of the SW votes in the way they tailor and talk about votes from there. This is not the first time I have seen such antics. Truth be told, the SW is just a sub-region, they can never have a voting effect similar to any region no matter how much noise they make about some imaginary effect they are going to have in the next elections.

Like I have always reminded the people of the SW that like to bask in such wishful thinking, how much effect did the SW vote had on the victory of GEJ in the last elections? Lagos was the only SW state that could deliver up to a million votes to the GEJ and the reason for that is so obvious; Lagos is not your typical Yoruba state. We are yet to see this "almighty" voting power replicated in the core Yoruba states, even Oyo state with a fairly big population could not even give up to a million votes yet you lot are in the habit of exaggerating how your votes can cause any candidate to win or lose, so laughable and childish. I dare any of you to come up with the total votes from the SW to GEJ in the last election and compare it to those from other sub-regions, I can bet it that SW probably was the least or close to the least. make no mistake about it, Jonathan still would have been the clear winner if those SW votes, about 4.5 million votes were removed from his total votes. abeg make una stop to dey shout SW like say each SW person votes go count as 2 at the poles. . na wa o
The article was not written by a Yoruba man, did you read the article at all?
PoliticsRe: Yoruba May Determine Who Wins The Presidency In 2015 by funnyx(m): 9:40am On May 08, 2013
I cannot but laugh when I see a lot of deluded lost souls on NL claiming to be Yoruba, today its their mum that is Yoruba, tomorrow its their father yet all they go about on NL is to attack anything Yoruba who is fooling who?.
A Yoruba adage says Omo ale nii fi owo osi juwe ile baba re another one says ti a ba ta ara ile eni lopo a o lee ri ra lowon
Please we have heard enough of how much Yoruba you are, could you just make your contribution and waka pass.
PoliticsRe: Yoruba May Determine Who Wins The Presidency In 2015 by funnyx(m): 8:45am On May 08, 2013
oddy4real: We Yorubas have to be the most arrogant and ethnocentric people created by God. We have this 'I-TOO-KNOW' wahala. See dem Gbawe and Berem analysing politics like it is mathematics. Who told them that most of us Yorubas would vote for the APC? Who told them we are following Tinubu?
If GEJ doesn't win in 2015, I would shut down my Law Practice and return my practising certificate
May be your lineage is the most arrogant set of people in Nigeria, that na your own problem. And if GEJ doesn't win in 2015 no need to close your virtual law firm you may as well get a rope and hang yourself like a real man.
PoliticsRe: How Muhammadu Buhari Murdered His Colleagues! by funnyx(m): 9:09pm On May 07, 2013
The thread has lost its relevance, the OP has been exposed as just been mischievious and obvioulsy hate GMB, time to unfollow grin grin grin i'll leave the carcass of this thread to the vultures grin grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: How Muhammadu Buhari Murdered His Colleagues! by funnyx(m): 8:30pm On May 07, 2013
[quote author=eagle,eye]Go back and tell your paymaster that the assignment failed, it was dead on arrival.........
The man who sent chose the wrong person for his hatchet job, I recommend that you should be replaced.[/quote]exactly! The OP hasn't got a clue, he's just turning round in circles grin grin
PoliticsRe: How Muhammadu Buhari Murdered His Colleagues! by funnyx(m): 8:12pm On May 07, 2013
PointB: Thank you my brother. I understand that the counter coup was a revenge coup. But the question now is would you part Buhari on the back and say weldone sir for butchering your defenseless comrades, who mostly had no hand in the first coup?

Secondly, do you think someone whose hands and head are stained with blood of unarmed comrades, is fit for national leadership? Why do you think so?
A lot of Igbos see Nzeogwu as a hero but he was responsible for killings his defenceless comrades including WOMEN who are not soldiers so what would you call such a man?
Nairaland GeneralRe: Why Do We Have The Bulk Of The Prostitutes From The Eastern Part Of Nigeria? by funnyx(m): 6:08pm On May 07, 2013
@OP
Seriously what is your point? You've conducted your own survey of prostitutes obviously from patronising them shey? You better use your time now for something useful rather than hoping from one prostitute to another.
PoliticsRe: A Nigerian in South Africa by funnyx(m): 5:15pm On May 07, 2013
Na wa o huh
Christianity EtcRe: Femi Aribisala: Every Pastor Who Collects Tithes Is A Thief by funnyx(m): 12:02pm On May 07, 2013
elviszzz: “Do NOT think that I came to destroy the Law or the Prophets. I did not come to destroy but to fulfill. For assuredly, I say to you, TILL heaven and earth pass away, one jot or one tittle will by no means pass from the law till all is fulfilled. Whoever therefore breaks one of the least of these commandments, and teaches men so, shall be called least in the kingdom of heaven; but whoever does and teaches them, he shall be called great in the kingdom of heaven.’ (Matthew 5, 17-20). Most say tithing is under d law n shouldn't be regarded cos we r under grace.pls explain the verse above.
Fine, can you explain why Christians no longer have to avoid eating pigs, separating menstruating women, stone adulterers, practice eye for an eye, make burnt sacrifices etc?
PoliticsRe: Group Petitions Jonathan Over “Hausanisation & Islamisation” Of Nigeria Police by funnyx(m): 11:03am On May 07, 2013
Hausanisation huh huh Nigerians! Na wa o

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