Romance › Re: My Boyfriend Wnts To Breakup With Me,help Pls! by Gaspardd(m): 2:37pm On Sep 11, 2018 |
mhizace: thanks Him checking your chats is just a sign that he his a psycho and not fit to be with. That you guys are dating does it mean you do not have a right to your own private life? But i kno its cus of the money he is giving you that is why you are acting like mumu, too bad you sold your soul and freedom because at such a cheap rate. Take this as a sign that God is trying to liberate your slave ass and giving you another chance to be free. |
Romance › Re: I Need Advice Regarding A New Relationship by Gaspardd(m): 2:03pm On Sep 11, 2018 |
I had to check the date of this thread, i thought it was made in the year 1930. Op we are in new millenium. You might end up marryin at 40 with this ya prudish attitude and las las what you re using to do yanga will just turn to free thing for small boys. |
Romance › Re: I Need Advice Regarding A New Relationship by Gaspardd(m): 1:58pm On Sep 11, 2018 |
Millenniumlady: You were never direct to me rather you were beating around the bush.... 
Everyone likes gift With this your gift hunting attitude, you must be a latrine by now.....just saying |
Romance › Re: This Girl I'm Planing Future With Is Telling Me Another Thing by Gaspardd(m): 4:26pm On Sep 05, 2018 |
Why do dress like that? OP, are you into bible sales? |
Romance › Re: I Think I Am Stupid In Love by Gaspardd(m): 4:15pm On Sep 04, 2018 |
You probably have small boobs thats why |
Romance › Re: My Love Life Is Cursed.... by Gaspardd(m): 4:02pm On Sep 04, 2018 |
I have been heart brokened 23 times within span of 8 yrs and i am just fine OP, Man up and stop being a crying betch.  |
Romance › Re: PLS Help.virgin Girlfriend Had Sex With Someone Else Few Weeks After We Broke Up by Gaspardd(m): 4:05am On Sep 04, 2018 |
Advice gbu gbuo gi dia  |
Romance › Is It A Curse To Have A Small Breast? by Gaspardd(op): 12:57pm On Sep 03, 2018 |
I was reading through my bible this morning, the book of Hosea 9:13-15 Ephraim, as I saw Tyrus, is planted in a pleasant place: but Ephraim shall bring forth his children to the murderer. Give them, O LORD: what wilt thou give? give them a miscarrying womb and [/b]dry breasts.[b]All their wickedness is in Gilgal: for there I hated them: for the wickedness of their doings I will drive them out of mine house, I will love them no more: all their princes are revolters. Now what does dry breast mean? I feel it could be synonymous to a small breast or sagged breast but then we all know that sagged boobs is as a result of recklessness and stupidity, so def what the bible meant is small breast bereaved of milk. So if we can establish that, then by logic, [/b]Small breast = curse or some form of devine punishment.[b]This is not a bashing thread nor neither is it conclusive, my prefix cud be wrong but i am open only to valid arguement. http://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=bible.kingjamesbiblelite |
Romance › Re: He Looked At Me With So Much Hate In His Eyes. by Gaspardd(m): 4:11pm On Sep 02, 2018 |
Amakababe: Yes, i saw him last semester (around first week of June) walking towards my direction with his close friend. And I was leaning onto a pole when I heard voices behind me from a distance. I turned back and our eyes met. He immediately changed his smiling facial expression to something I've never seen before.
I saw it, yes I did. The hate in his eyes when he saw me, it came all the way from beneath his soul. I'm no kid, I knew what I saw, unexplainable. If looks could kill, I probably won't be typing this. And I thought he wanted me all along. Foolish me. The tears I cried for him , the hurt.
I know better now
I'll never forget that look, neither will I forgive him for looking at me that way. Never. Not like i give a shit, but you re like a mad man on methamphetamin ranting up and down the neighbourhood wrecking havoc, just that you re doing that on Nairaland. |
Romance › Re: Why Do Most Ladies Not Find Interest In Sex? by Gaspardd(m): 10:50pm On Aug 30, 2018 |
nancyv: I have been celibate since the day I was born. Its good to have sex at the right time and with the right person. Lol smh, you have been lied to and u believed it, and u re paying for it dearly. |
Romance › Re: Why Are Ladies Like This? by Gaspardd(m): 10:37pm On Aug 30, 2018 |
I am ashamed to be on nairaland with pple like OP, its like i will soon deactivate my acc sef |
Romance › Re: A Note To Some Fellas Here. by Gaspardd(m): 7:00pm On Aug 30, 2018 |
Famousqueen: very funny But i am not fat though, u didnt see the humour |
Romance › Re: A Note To Some Fellas Here. by Gaspardd(m): 10:07pm On Aug 29, 2018 |
Famousqueen: no, please can you sop, Mr fat Lol alright, go marry some bony lawyer or some accountant nerd and be happy |
Romance › Re: A Note To Some Fellas Here. by Gaspardd(m): 8:11pm On Aug 29, 2018 |
Famousqueen: disgusting,  If i proposed to u with a mercedes wud you say yes? |
Romance › Re: A Note To Some Fellas Here. by Gaspardd(m): 7:06pm On Aug 29, 2018 |
Famousqueen: are you ok  I dont kno but I love to sweat, the smell of my greasy fat body turns me on, and i love to lick butt... Im i ok? |
Romance › Re: A Note To Some Fellas Here. by Gaspardd(m): 9:10pm On Aug 28, 2018 |
Colourich: I ain't gat no strength for fight niccur! Well go home to mum and go eat dinner |
Romance › Re: A Note To Some Fellas Here. by Gaspardd(m): 8:19pm On Aug 28, 2018 |
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Romance › Re: A Note To Some Fellas Here. by Gaspardd(m): 8:14pm On Aug 28, 2018 |
[quote author=Famousqueen post=70632463][/quote]Pússy |
Romance › Re: Am I Normal? I Enjoy Being Abused by Gaspardd(m): 1:48pm On Aug 27, 2018 |
Dudeweedlmao: Cool story bro. But you're still _fucked up, you are the same guy that licked a girls butt and to you it tasted like milk. Is it your lick?  |
Romance › Re: Girls Above 30 Are The Cheapest Girls A Player Can Easily Bleep by Gaspardd(m): 11:03am On Aug 27, 2018 |
fineboynl: you all are stupid, they are looking for already made, what they do with their youth age eh? fucking around and playing with boys.?
the have nothing to offer and most of them still sleep with their old boy friend and that won't stop even if you marry them. marry a girl not later that 25 at most 28 I didnt read all what you typed, but i feel your brain stopped growing at age 4. |
Romance › Re: Am I Normal? I Enjoy Being Abused by Gaspardd(m): 9:54am On Aug 27, 2018 |
LivingDead: hmm... Insightful I am a fighter, imagine in old days, wen pple walk arnd shirtless with sword in hand, always battle ready at any time T, Things have changed now on the surface, but the fundamentals still remain. Fight fight fight. Not some aboriginal savages but economic woos, deamons, bìtches and societal conditionings. But large percentage of pple didnt realise that there is a war going on. Pple just stay in there comfort zone and they die a slow death. |
Romance › Re: Whats The Appropriate Body Count For Women? (analysis In Thread) by Gaspardd(op): 7:40am On Aug 27, 2018 |
1Sharon: They said the average sexual partners for a woman is 15 Thats if u marry so early which is bullshit or u re meetin 1.3guys in a yr on a span of 11yrs, which is pathetic too, def such a lady wud definitely cheat as she lacks enuf social life to cope with mundane realities of life. |
Romance › Re: Whats The Appropriate Body Count For Women? (analysis In Thread) by Gaspardd(op): 7:36am On Aug 27, 2018 |
Colourich: Truth be told, I've not had sex with upto 10guys and I'm a Nigerian lady. Please don't generalize. 10/yr?  |
Romance › Re: Whats The Appropriate Body Count For Women? (analysis In Thread) by Gaspardd(op): 7:35am On Aug 27, 2018 |
Gerrard59: Two objections here:
- Have you met very religious/pious and somewhat prudish ladies who insist on no sexual interaction when dating?
- If we agree that such (avoiding sexual interaction) does not make sense, what then is the point slut shaming ladies for desiring to have sex when dating? 1. You are not listening 2. Nobody is slut shaming, we re just stating facts |
Romance › Re: Whats The Appropriate Body Count For Women? (analysis In Thread) by Gaspardd(op): 10:44pm On Aug 26, 2018 |
Gerrard59: Lemme get you properly... You're against certain ladies desiring not to have sex during a relationship? Yes or no? I am not against that, what im sayin is that it simply doesnt exist, i mean when a girl says that to you, its either she's politely telling you that u re a piece of shìt and that u shld fúck off while tryin not to make u feel bad or she is just some mentally fúcked up human which doesnt even fit in into my analysis. But then either way, you shld run away from girls like that. |
Romance › Re: Whats The Appropriate Body Count For Women? (analysis In Thread) by Gaspardd(op): 9:41pm On Aug 26, 2018*. Modified: 7:44am On Aug 27, 2018 |
Gerrard59: [/b]FYI, there are lots of ladies who will refuse to have sex during a relationship and only when married.[b] Their choice, which should be respected. However, majority of NL males and other social media sites criticise women who decide not to have sex, yet they desire sex in a relationship. Jesus christ, what is wrong with you?, you re part of Niger girls problem if u still think like this... Seek help or u sufffer for ur own ignorance. |
Romance › Re: Whats The Appropriate Body Count For Women? (analysis In Thread) by Gaspardd(op): 9:19pm On Aug 26, 2018 |
Gerrard59: Totally unnecessary.
If these ladies decide not to have sex, will you not be the first to complain about Nigerian ladies and their prudish behaviour?
Live and let's live. No mentally well adjusted lady will agree with u on this point. Why wud a lady just decide not to have sèx, except she is mentally fúcked up |
Romance › Re: Whats The Appropriate Body Count For Women? (analysis In Thread) by Gaspardd(op): 9:19pm On Aug 26, 2018 |
Gerrard59: Totally unnecessary.
If these ladies decide not to have sex, will you not be the first to complain about Nigerian ladies and their prudish behaviour?
Live and let's live. No mentally well adjusted lady will agree with u on this point. Why wud a lady just decide not to have sèx, except she is mentally bleeped up |
Romance › Re: Whats The Appropriate Body Count For Women? (analysis In Thread) by Gaspardd(op): 6:05pm On Aug 26, 2018 |
Wilfredpat22: IN a year we NIgerian ladies can banng 13-19 guys. Now multiply that by 8 years. It’s not easy sir. It is the economy that is making us open our legs Multiplying by 11yrs instead makes it 143 - 209 guys, wow, so much wow. I guess my analysis was just the ideal number, while realistically its wrong considering on diff factors. But hey i'm assuming u re speakin for urself tho |
Romance › Re: Whats The Appropriate Body Count For Women? (analysis In Thread) by Gaspardd(op): 5:43pm On Aug 26, 2018 |
Raydans: 31,680 thrust. Lmaoo. That is no longer a pucci. That is an oil rig Alright, go marry ur sweet girl with 0 thrust and be happy.. Fúckin pedo  |
Romance › Re: Whats The Appropriate Body Count For Women? (analysis In Thread) by Gaspardd(op): 5:41pm On Aug 26, 2018 |
Different4rmu: You actually sat down to analyze this? You try o, it's part of the Laziness Buhari talked about. Kudos dear, don't channel your sense to something more profiting. Too much negativity in ur post, i gave u a like just to add a positive energy to it |
Romance › Re: Whats The Appropriate Body Count For Women? (analysis In Thread) by Gaspardd(op): 5:20pm On Aug 26, 2018 |
Bluezy13: Let's say each guy had sex with her 3 consecutive times, that will give 44*3 = 132 times of sex in 11 years.
Assuming out of the 44 guys, with 132 times of sex, each guy had a maximum of 3 rounds per sex, that will give 132*3 = 264 rounds of sex in 11years.
Now, if the 44 guys with 132 times of sex and 264 rounds of sex, had a maximum of 120 strokes/thrust per sex, that will amount to a total of 264 x 120 = 31680 strokes/thrusts per round of sex.
So the girl had an average of 31680 strokes of a d!cks in 11 years. Good analysis, thanks for developing it from where i stopped. Only sn very intelligent can do this |