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Rickyzagy:
Kill yourself

Ipob pigs always approaching every issue with violence, we are discussing how to make love not war here, fúcking criminals

Teeaprof:
People are outchea snatching dicks with jazz and you're here saying you don't need yours again. Lol

Are you a virgin?

You prolly lack good game. I tell them im a garbage man working in a trash collector company.

Shìt works wonders everytime. Maybe you shld try it but not on social media. Do it in real life and report back your success stories

Shìt is a fun stopper and fúcking wastage of energy

How do i achieve this feat?

Olodo

*Grammarnazi over to you

lefulefu:
be careful with the way u get into physical fistcuffs with ppl on the street or u fit enter into unnecessary wahala with a cultist.u no know whos who..na naija we dey oo.u beat up person in d afternoon and for night im go gather boys carry go ur pad and dat will be dat. Man must not survive by muscles alone but by im number six and im sixth sense if im get dat one.

Yea true, i am always being careful but yea with this cultist revenge stuff, i have to be super super careful also. Thanks for that cuz i neva really thought of that.

lefulefu:
Stop watching too much of bruce willis action movies biko

You want pics of swollen hand?

IamPlato:
...


Which Year Did This Film Come Out To The Market

Today

Straight to the point
I was somewhere today and all of a sudden a fight ensued btw a friend of mine and some other shítheads, i wasnt there initially but i later joined the fight. Reason for the fight i didnt care initially but for the fact that it was sn against my friend and whatever the case maybe i would have to back up my nigga.

Now some little stories about me, i lift weights and i had some training in taekwondo so i am pretty little bit confident when it comes to physical combat but i have to make sure it doesnt go beyond fist fight otherwise i would bow out. So well some minutes into this fight, i grabbed my victim by the neck, gave out a strong jab and it connected well with his jaw, i knelt down in another fit of acrobatic display, threw another punch straight to his stomach, the weight of the punch threw him backwards.

Now still on my knees, i checked the damaged i had caused to his jaw and stuff and damn i was so proud of mysel so to seal the victory, i sprang towards him, threw out another punch but this time around i didnt look very well, suddenly i felt a very sharp excrutiating pain on my knuckles followed by a crack sound, that was when i realised that instead of punching his face, my hand had landed on a wall.

I let out a shout while dangling my hand back and forth in the air but this time pple, mostly girls had already gathered around looking at what was happening. I even saw a lady i was trying to toast the other day.

Anyway long story short, news would be in town by now about a dude that punched a wall in a fight and was yelling. I wud be a laughing stock and damn that will kinda ruin my chance of ever getting a date.

Im typing this with one hand while the other is dipped into a warm water, with earpiece attached to my hear just to not hear all d chuckles flying around.

mhizace:
thanks

Him checking your chats is just a sign that he his a psycho and not fit to be with. That you guys are dating does it mean you do not have a right to your own private life?

But i kno its cus of the money he is giving you that is why you are acting like mumu, too bad you sold your soul and freedom because at such a cheap rate.

Take this as a sign that God is trying to liberate your slave ass and giving you another chance to be free.

I had to check the date of this thread, i thought it was made in the year 1930. Op we are in new millenium.
You might end up marryin at 40 with this ya prudish attitude and las las what you re using to do yanga will just turn to free thing for small boys.

Millenniumlady:
You were never direct to me rather you were beating around the bush....




Everyone likes gift

With this your gift hunting attitude, you must be a latrine by now.....just saying

Why do dress like that? OP, are you into bible sales?

You probably have small boobs thats why

I have been heart brokened 23 times within span of 8 yrs and i am just fine OP, Man up and stop being a crying betch.

Advice gbu gbuo gi dia

I was reading through my bible this morning, the book of Hosea 9:13-15

Ephraim, as I saw Tyrus, is planted in a pleasant place: but Ephraim shall bring forth his children to the murderer.
Give them, O LORD: what wilt thou give? give them a miscarrying womb and [/b]dry breasts.[b]
All their wickedness is in Gilgal: for there I hated them: for the wickedness of their doings I will drive them out of mine house, I will love them no more: all their princes are revolters.

Now what does dry breast mean? I feel it could be synonymous to a small breast or sagged breast but then we all know that sagged boobs is as a result of recklessness and stupidity, so def what the bible meant is small breast bereaved of milk.

So if we can establish that, then by logic,

[/b]Small breast = curse or some form of devine punishment.[b]

This is not a bashing thread nor neither is it conclusive, my prefix cud be wrong but i am open only to valid arguement.

http://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=bible.kingjamesbiblelite

Amakababe:
Yes, i saw him last semester (around first week of June) walking towards my direction with his close friend. And I was leaning onto a pole when I heard voices behind me from a distance.
I turned back and our eyes met. He immediately changed his smiling facial expression to something I've never seen before.

I saw it, yes I did. The hate in his eyes when he saw me, it came all the way from beneath his soul.
I'm no kid, I knew what I saw, unexplainable.
If looks could kill, I probably won't be typing this.
And I thought he wanted me all along. Foolish me. The tears I cried for him , the hurt.

I know better now

I'll never forget that look, neither will I forgive him for looking at me that way. Never.

Not like i give a shit, but you re like a mad man on methamphetamin ranting up and down the neighbourhood wrecking havoc, just that you re doing that on Nairaland.

nancyv:
I have been celibate since the day I was born. Its good to have sex at the right time and with the right person.

Lol smh, you have been lied to and u believed it, and u re paying for it dearly.

I am ashamed to be on nairaland with pple like OP, its like i will soon deactivate my acc sef

Famousqueen:
very funny

But i am not fat though, u didnt see the humour

Famousqueen:
no, please can you sop, Mr fat

Lol alright, go marry some bony lawyer or some accountant nerd and be happy

Famousqueen:
disgusting,

If i proposed to u with a mercedes wud you say yes?

Famousqueen:
are you ok

I dont kno but I love to sweat, the smell of my greasy fat body turns me on, and i love to lick butt... Im i ok?

Colourich:
I ain't gat no strength for fight niccur!

Well go home to mum and go eat dinner

Colourich:
Hey, that's harsh.

Fight me bìtch

[quote author=Famousqueen post=70632463][/quote]Pússy

Dudeweedlmao:
Cool story bro. But you're still _fucked up, you are the same guy that licked a girls butt and to you it tasted like milk.

Is it your lick?

fineboynl:
you all are stupid, they are looking for already made, what they do with their youth age eh? fucking around and playing with boys.?


the have nothing to offer and most of them still sleep with their old boy friend and that won't stop even if you marry them. marry a girl not later that 25 at most 28

I didnt read all what you typed, but i feel your brain stopped growing at age 4.

LivingDead:
hmm... Insightful

I am a fighter, imagine in old days, wen pple walk arnd shirtless with sword in hand, always battle ready at any time T, Things have changed now on the surface, but the fundamentals still remain. Fight fight fight. Not some aboriginal savages but economic woos, deamons, bìtches and societal conditionings. But large percentage of pple didnt realise that there is a war going on. Pple just stay in there comfort zone and they die a slow death.

1Sharon:
They said the average sexual partners for a woman is 15

Thats if u marry so early which is bullshit or u re meetin 1.3guys in a yr on a span of 11yrs, which is pathetic too, def such a lady wud definitely cheat as she lacks enuf social life to cope with mundane realities of life.

Colourich:
Truth be told, I've not had sex with upto 10guys and I'm a Nigerian lady. Please don't generalize.

10/yr?