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Romance › Re: Why Do People Say "Bless You" When You Sneeze? by Gaspardd(op): 6:25pm On Aug 17, 2018
izzou:
How can the question be giving you sleepless nights? angry

You no get better things to worry about? grin
Sir Isaac Newton was just thinking about apple under an apple tree when he came across gravitatiinal forces

Albert Einstien was just staring at a train through his window pane when he came about Relativity theory...thats d theory that conquered death.

So dude u see how thinking about unimportant things brought about monumental changes in human history.
So dude just shut up
Romance › Re: Why Do People Say "Bless You" When You Sneeze? by Gaspardd(op): 6:11pm On Aug 17, 2018
Blakjewelry:
na one Church bring am come
Redeem or catholic?
Most likely redeem, that church does so many meaniless things grin grin
Romance › Re: Why Do People Say "Bless You" When You Sneeze? by Gaspardd(op): 6:11pm On Aug 17, 2018
Usually i point and laugh
Romance › Why Do People Say "Bless You" When You Sneeze? by Gaspardd(op): 6:06pm On Aug 17, 2018
This question has been giving me sleepless nights.
Romance › Re: Let Us Talk About Suicide. Have You Ever Felt Like Taking Your Life? by Gaspardd(m): 4:39pm On Aug 17, 2018
kenex4ever:
There is always light at the end of the tunnel. The brightness of the light may vary but surely, there will be light.

Scientists that made the world an easier place for us to live today, most of them failed thousands of time before achieving success but today we only talk about their success because they never gave up.

I have been in a situation where my gf of over 3years left me for an illiterate that has money while I was broke. Trying to apply jobs but my age has passed the limit of those without masters, failed interviews and tests, had to learn technical job of which 80percent of my colleagues were secondary school students, I never contemplated suicide.

I thank God I'm in a better place now.
I am actually better now also, but my exp has made me developed an empathy for those that contemplates suicide or that might seem to cave in to d pressures of this world, i understand them deeply as opposed to sn who is aloof to their problems dishin out some shallow advice.
Romance › Re: Let Us Talk About Suicide. Have You Ever Felt Like Taking Your Life? by Gaspardd(m): 12:53pm On Aug 17, 2018
kenex4ever:
have ever graduated from university and seven years after, no job?

What u said is a difficult situation but some people don't even have that job experience, some are terminally ill.
When pple contemplate suicide, pple re too quick to judge them as weak but in real life they are sometimes the bravest pple.

For me, what brought about my suicidal tots was if i cant achieve my dreams, if i cant make this life meaningful for myself and for pple around me, then there is no point living this life.

I wud have gone ahead, already set date and place, told my friends that they will hear some bad news about me, on getting to the river,instead of jumpin, i pússied out and went back om.
Romance › Re: Let Us Talk About Suicide. Have You Ever Felt Like Taking Your Life? by Gaspardd(m): 10:45am On Aug 17, 2018
kenex4ever:
you are so so wrong.
R
Who told you sh*t is not happening to him?

Only lazy people think they are the ones suffering the most.
If everyone you see on the road open up to tell u what they going through, you will know that urs is not the worst.
You re a very shallow person, im sure u re one mommy's boy who had a D and thinks that life is tough

What i mearnt about that was when u have really failed at life, have u ever quit ur job and invest ur whole life to start a biz only to see the biz crumble right in front of you?

And in that situation the advice someone who has been through a similar exp will give you will be diff from the advice a random fucktàrd will offer you.
Christianity Etc › Re: What Is That Experience That Made You Feel/believe That Juju Is Real? by Gaspardd(m): 1:00am On Aug 16, 2018
The day i killed snake in ebonyi state, i hear am, Na pastor delivered me las las

I used to be an atheist but now i don believe.. power dey, Juju is real and if u say its not, well i go just dey look you like mumu
Romance › Re: I’m New Here, Can I Get A Hearty Welcome :) by Gaspardd(m): 9:21pm On Aug 14, 2018
Queenrabella:
That’s rich coming from you! angry
Im serious, i really reported u
Romance › Re: I’m New Here, Can I Get A Hearty Welcome :) by Gaspardd(m): 8:45pm On Aug 14, 2018
Queenrabella:
Bleep off
Now i am offended

Reporting you for making me feel bad embarassed embarassed embarassed
Enjoy ur perma ban
Romance › Re: I’m New Here, Can I Get A Hearty Welcome :) by Gaspardd(m): 3:49pm On Aug 14, 2018
Queenrabella:
Lol nude pics to prove my feminity? I’ll pass
Kill urself then

Btw aw is d nairaland welcome?
Romance › Re: I’m New Here, Can I Get A Hearty Welcome :) by Gaspardd(m): 3:36pm On Aug 14, 2018
Queenrabella:
I’m a lover, not a fighter kiss
Lel pússy

Btw flash us pics of ur boobs or small breast, wicever is on u, ya know, just to confirm your ladiness.

You could be another jamariwolf...a small dark dude pretending to be a female
Romance › Re: I’m New Here, Can I Get A Hearty Welcome :) by Gaspardd(m): 3:25pm On Aug 14, 2018
Queenrabella:
First off, I know you’re not referring to me by calling me a LovePeddler. Second off, you obviously do otherwise you wouldn’t have taken the time out to type me a response. Thanks darling kiss
Dont thank me, Fight me bìtch
Romance › Re: I’m New Here, Can I Get A Hearty Welcome :) by Gaspardd(m): 3:18pm On Aug 14, 2018
Another whòre who think shes a female so we shld start frying sand. undecided undecided... mthweeew.
There are over 2million members here, so go fúck yourself, no one literally gives a shìt about u.
Romance › Re: Am I Doing It Right? (pix) by Gaspardd(m): 11:13pm On Aug 13, 2018
fancy4eve:
U dey ask us, 4ur information, U re not doing it ryt, go hustle nd stop been lazy, all we need is Six cars not six pack, cum to tink of it, who ur six pack eppp?. Lazy youth.
You went full rètard. Never go full rètard
Romance › Re: Am I Doing It Right? (pix) by Gaspardd(m): 11:11pm On Aug 13, 2018
dannyrhymes600:
i started building my body early last year so i want to know if i am doing it right body builders in the house step in. trust me trying to build a body that is 6:4ft is very hard insults are allowed they make me bigger
(south south region )
Try build more with press ups and squats, thats more painful and harder, result is less visible, but in d long run with consistency it will make u more stronger and more shapey and your size ratios will ryhme, cus now you look awkward.
Romance › Re: Am I Normal? I Enjoy Being Abused by Gaspardd(m): 6:39pm On Aug 13, 2018
I wasnt brought up in a nice way also, both mum and dad were as hot as fire. It really fúcked me up mentally to the point of being a zombie.

But then i changed my name, read books, started going to gym, started making friends, learned skating, swimming, instruments, joined taekwondo, approaching cute chicks....my parents brought up a zombie, but then i created my own life, it was a long journey but i had to create it and before i knew it i grew from a chump to a champ. ..true story.

Sadly my sister never recovered, she just stayed in her comfort zone.
Romance › Re: Let Us Talk About Suicide. Have You Ever Felt Like Taking Your Life? by Gaspardd(m): 7:53am On Aug 11, 2018
HardMirror:
that is the spirit man! You need to say fvck the world! That's the spirit! Come on!
Sometimes the perfect response life is to get pissed
Romance › Re: Let Us Talk About Suicide. Have You Ever Felt Like Taking Your Life? by Gaspardd(m): 12:45am On Aug 11, 2018
HardMirror:
comeon guy! Is that how u want your life to end? You have only one shot at life, decide to make it the most beautiful anyone cld ever imagine. Yes you can do it. You owe no one anything! It it means toiling and labouring to build your life up from nothing, then so be it! Do not look at what others have, you build your own life. As for ur gf, really? Shake that off, laugh and be happy she aint ending up with u, dont u deserve better? Shame on u
Fúck you, its easy to console when shìt is not happening to you.
Romance › Re: What The Most Memorable Thing U Have Done For A Stranger by Gaspardd(m): 12:26am On Aug 11, 2018
I sent 0.75btc to a stranger....Fúck MMM, thank God say d guy don die.
Romance › Re: my fiancee sent her nude picture to a man by Gaspardd(m): 12:18am On Aug 11, 2018
I dont check my girls fone, and the moment she's phinshin my phone, shes out.
Romance › Re: Let Us Talk About Suicide. Have You Ever Felt Like Taking Your Life? by Gaspardd(m): 12:02am On Aug 11, 2018
IamPlato:
...


I Have Come To Stage In Life Where I Have learnt That Suicide Is For Cowards.



Suicide Is Not For You Dear wink
Suicide is for the bold bro, wud have commited suicide yrs ago, but i was too much of a pússy to carry it out. I'm glad i cudnt tho cus life is actually good now grin grin
Romance › Re: Addressing The Issue Of Savage Responses On Nairaland. by Gaspardd(m): 11:55pm On Aug 10, 2018
Shìt post...Thunder gbugbuo dia
Romance › Re: I Must Be Doing Something Wrong by Gaspardd(op): 2:03pm On Aug 09, 2018
Lonestar124:
Then learn how to use this "YOLO" morally.

Your fantasy is not flourishing but rather a deception that can retaliate with harmful repercussions.my advice.
Whats bad about making a fellow woman happy, showing her some lovings? The problem is the girl in question getting too attached, im not the person who is in the wrong. Being too attached is the problem.
Romance › Re: I Must Be Doing Something Wrong by Gaspardd(op): 1:06pm On Aug 09, 2018
Lonestar124:
So you're in this world to play fun, using and dumping someone sister and daughters the way you like?

So you'll end up in this pleasure without marrying?
YOLO
And btw u got me wrong
Romance › Re: I Must Be Doing Something Wrong by Gaspardd(op): 12:47pm On Aug 09, 2018
donbachi:
And na so one,go soon hook u with belle
Ko jo sir, i put on a condom and i will still pull out grin grin
Romance › Re: I Must Be Doing Something Wrong by Gaspardd(op): 12:39pm On Aug 09, 2018
Headlesschicken:
undecided codeine on a cool afternoon like this,is not good for your health...
Go be headless somewhere, not on my thread
Romance › Re: I Must Be Doing Something Wrong by Gaspardd(op): 12:36pm On Aug 09, 2018
1StopRudeness:
Just say u don't have a source of income....and that ur car is for ur brother.....but still spend like a normal employed dude...
...trust me it works cos I've been there....many girls are so inconsiderate and brainless, they don't really care if u have a job....shaaa be able to spend....the ones that will care to ask where u get cash from to trip her, just tell her u one excuse...they don't usually care much deep down
I've tried all that, but then it doesnt seem to work... Even sometimes i go as far as saying im a trash collector in a garbage company.
Romance › I Must Be Doing Something Wrong by Gaspardd(op):
All the girls i meet always want to marry me, all i want to is to meet and have a nice time, it should be short but filled with intense passion. But then i always get hooked in one way or the other which is to me a badluck

I must be doing something wrong hence giving them the impression that i am a good husband material but i'm not.
This is not a bragging thread. I need help

Wtf Niger ladies? angry sad
Romance › Re: Whelp I'm Puting My Virginity On Sale Here On Nairaland by Gaspardd(op): 1:33pm On Aug 07, 2018
Bouncingbabyboy:
2k and let me see what I am pricing b4 I pay the 2k
I go order thunder for u now angry angry
Romance › Re: Whelp I'm Puting My Virginity On Sale Here On Nairaland by Gaspardd(op): 10:58am On Aug 07, 2018
NwanyiAwkaetiti:
Male virginity is worthless unfortunately. Who wants to deal with an amateur huh
Never underestimate the power of a virgin
Romance › Re: Whelp I'm Puting My Virginity On Sale Here On Nairaland by Gaspardd(op): 10:53am On Aug 07, 2018
LivingFree:
A male virgin will buss in 1 min... after you practice finished come back and then you might be worth your asking prize! The first one is a give away so give it away grin
Stop beating down my asking price, ahn ahn, We re in buhari time, things don cost

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