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jessca048:
but am not lying am saying the truth you need to have your brain replaced with a new one if this is all you can think of

So all you think of 24/7 is how to move this country forward?

jessca048:
go get a life! look at what a human with full brain sat down today to analyze and we wonder why the country is in this shape.

You re too salty, pple like u still single at age 40 will end up accusing there innocent grandmothers that they diabolically replaced their ugly head with that of a goat.

QueenSekxy:
they have started again.

ladies this,ladies that.
go get a life.

You look like u re not a day older than 17, you body count shld be a big fat zero, but i can bet it with my tongue that u re way way above that.
I just wonder what it will be at 29

I'm assuming the ideal age an educated lady should get married is 29, that said, her dìck intake range should be within 18 - 29. Thats giving her 11yrs of freedom before she finally gets married to her man.

Now to the analysis
Lets say for a modest, homely well cultured lady, she meets 2 guys in a yr, in 11yrs
Thats 2*11=22guys in her whole life time.
And thats if she didnt cheat on her spouse which is most likely impossible.

So according to that analysis, a well cultured girl shld have met with atleast 22guys in her life time. Anything below that is just purely pathetic and damn i seriously shake my head for such fellow.

It can be above tho, lets say she meets 4 guys in a yr which is still ok, then thats 44guys in her whole life time.

Anything beyond 44 is just plain stupid but below 22 is not only stupid but pathetic as well, and pple like that should face a mirror and cry.

Legend
Guy = No of guys that have dìcked her

I still do not understand how you live with yourself, seriously i thank God everyday that im not you.

Goddyss:
Someday the bee may be so unfortunate and hit his wings and fall.

Pessimist

According to scientific research, bee's wings re too tiny to make them fly, but bees dont give a fúck, they fly anyway

Lol

I think someone needs to file a lawsuit

Recently, fiance who makes more money than i do, was telling me she needed to get some things at the supermarket with her own money, she called me to ask for what i want, i said nothing. She came back telling me about all the things she got, (in my mind i was just plusing, plusing, plusing and plusing....Holy shiet this is too much baby, you could have given me this money to get some necessary stuffs for my job)...tho i didnt say that out loud.
Fact is, i'm not entitled to her money. She can help me with some money of which i will accept it with respect and gratitude but then i'm not expecting anything from her.

ekanDamie:
Overly stern. But yh, I get ur point.
U can't blame people for not having manly hormones tho.
Some people came to this world without key body parts too
But yh, hormones can be worked on..I will work on mine.
Thanks

I was overly stern so that you can man up, tough love my bro, and although its just to humour u, and its good you really got my point, it shows u re intelligent,

About me, what gives me more daily concern is if i complete my work out routine, or complete my hours of meditation...etc, things like that take up my attention as opposed to whether a girls picks my call or reciprocates my nice gestures, all those things re simply not on my radar.

You re a pussy ass nigga, you lack purpose and passion, and u clearly lack some manly hormones from birth or sth. You shld be d one leading the relationship but she is.

Maybe shes wanting u guys to take a step forward in ur relationship of which u didnt get d clue, or u re just too much of a gossip bìtch and shes tryin to curb things to a minimum.

If i were you, either way i wont give a shìt, i have my focus and passion. Go read some purpose driven life.

EzendiEgo1:
hahaha

If she agrees so be it if she don't so be it.

I love my new bae

Pls tag me on ur new thread next week about how a nigerian girl broke ur heart and made you feel suicidal after choppin ur money

Mizk:
Nope, but its a blessing you died and came back to life in seconds

Lol

Goddyss:
Whenever one's soul is commanded to appear in a spiritual mirror, the spirit responds through physical action of sneezing. Not all sneezing has spiritual connotation attached to it...some are especially early morning, noon and midnight

donbachi:
It was just a superstitious believe,that when people sneeze.the devil want to take the soul of the person...so,to prevent the devil from stealing the soul.the incantation"bless you" was uttered to release the soul from the devil to it's rightful owner.

Then yelling Jesus' name should have been the appropriate reaction

Mizk:
Because when you sneeze, your heart stops for micro seconds then start beating again.

Is it a blessing for sn's heart to stop beating for some micromini seconds?

Desiree47:
why redeem? there are so many churches why most you choose to mention redeem?

I gave the reason nah

izzou:
How can the question be giving you sleepless nights?

You no get better things to worry about?

Sir Isaac Newton was just thinking about apple under an apple tree when he came across gravitatiinal forces

Albert Einstien was just staring at a train through his window pane when he came about Relativity theory...thats d theory that conquered death.

So dude u see how thinking about unimportant things brought about monumental changes in human history.
So dude just shut up

Blakjewelry:
na one Church bring am come

Redeem or catholic?
Most likely redeem, that church does so many meaniless things

Usually i point and laugh

This question has been giving me sleepless nights.

kenex4ever:
There is always light at the end of the tunnel. The brightness of the light may vary but surely, there will be light.

Scientists that made the world an easier place for us to live today, most of them failed thousands of time before achieving success but today we only talk about their success because they never gave up.

I have been in a situation where my gf of over 3years left me for an illiterate that has money while I was broke. Trying to apply jobs but my age has passed the limit of those without masters, failed interviews and tests, had to learn technical job of which 80percent of my colleagues were secondary school students, I never contemplated suicide.

I thank God I'm in a better place now.

I am actually better now also, but my exp has made me developed an empathy for those that contemplates suicide or that might seem to cave in to d pressures of this world, i understand them deeply as opposed to sn who is aloof to their problems dishin out some shallow advice.

kenex4ever:
have ever graduated from university and seven years after, no job?

What u said is a difficult situation but some people don't even have that job experience, some are terminally ill.

When pple contemplate suicide, pple re too quick to judge them as weak but in real life they are sometimes the bravest pple.

For me, what brought about my suicidal tots was if i cant achieve my dreams, if i cant make this life meaningful for myself and for pple around me, then there is no point living this life.

I wud have gone ahead, already set date and place, told my friends that they will hear some bad news about me, on getting to the river,instead of jumpin, i pússied out and went back om.

kenex4ever:
you are so so wrong.
R
Who told you sh*t is not happening to him?

Only lazy people think they are the ones suffering the most.
If everyone you see on the road open up to tell u what they going through, you will know that urs is not the worst.

You re a very shallow person, im sure u re one mommy's boy who had a D and thinks that life is tough

What i mearnt about that was when u have really failed at life, have u ever quit ur job and invest ur whole life to start a biz only to see the biz crumble right in front of you?

And in that situation the advice someone who has been through a similar exp will give you will be diff from the advice a random fucktàrd will offer you.

The day i killed snake in ebonyi state, i hear am, Na pastor delivered me las las

I used to be an atheist but now i don believe.. power dey, Juju is real and if u say its not, well i go just dey look you like mumu

Queenrabella:
That’s rich coming from you!

Im serious, i really reported u