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RomanceRe: Why Do People Refer To Sex As Just Mere "10mins Enjoyment"? by Gaspardd(op): 10:42am On Oct 08, 2018
Teespice:
I am going to sound really vulgar.

the person who said it is just ten minutes enjoyment needs to be stoned.

do you know the work both parties put in to make it pleasurable and memorable

do you know how many orgasms are involved that can make one so satisfied, sated and sleepy afterwards. then you wake up feeling relaxed, stronger, and active to work

nobody should sha annoy me this morning.
Thats not vulgar, You re just being scientific
RomanceRe: Why Do People Refer To Sex As Just Mere "10mins Enjoyment"? by Gaspardd(op):
balaclava:
Because dts just what it is.
My exp do not concur with this. Have u ever achieved orgasm b4?
RomanceRe: Why Do People Refer To Sex As Just Mere "10mins Enjoyment"? by Gaspardd(op): 8:21am On Oct 08, 2018
Rekyz:
Re-phrase... ''Why Do '10mins' guys Refer To Sex As Just Mere "10mins Enjoyment"?
Shikina!
Nope, while the longetivity is paramount but then surprisingly mine was just roughly btw 8 to 10 mins. But the effect has been overwhelming
RomanceRe: Why Do People Refer To Sex As Just Mere "10mins Enjoyment"? by Gaspardd(op): 7:26am On Oct 08, 2018
Cr7sBabe:
Tchew, have u prayed this morning, or thought of any reasonable thing?
if u have, u won't post this
Have u ever had an orgasm before? I bet its a No and i am sure u never will
RomanceRe: Why Do People Refer To Sex As Just Mere "10mins Enjoyment"? by Gaspardd(op): 7:24am On Oct 08, 2018
JudgementHammer:
Was it 10 hrs u used?
Surprisingly just 5 mins.
RomanceWhy Do People Refer To Sex As Just Mere "10mins Enjoyment"? by Gaspardd(op): 6:17am On Oct 08, 2018
Like its so rampant, everytime its always sth like
.....yea i cannot come and go and do sth cuz of 10 mins enjoyment. Or Just cuz of 10 mins enjoyment u had to travel 6hrs journey?.

On normal days these are the feeling i battle with; inner hyper-tension, hyper active brain activities, sleeping problems, constant repetitive and useless self talks, indecisions and others.

I had sex like 5 days ago which ended with me roaring like an untamed raging lion due to the orgasm i had and since then i have been feeling kind of urbane, this subtle inner peace, chilled, calmness and contentment which makes me walk around with my hands in pocket. These are spiritual values every religion advises us we shld imbibe.

I know these feelings wud soon wear off but then back to my question, why would pple refer to sex as just mere 10mins enjoyment?
RomanceRe: I Have A Thing For Yoruba Girls They Are Beautiful. by Gaspardd(m): 10:33pm On Oct 07, 2018
Nothing special about them, apart from their back side they seem boring. As a yoruba boy that stayed in the east for a very long time, igbo girls >>>>>>>yoruba girls at every time "T"
RomanceRe: Men Are The Cause Of Females Entitlement Mentality! by Gaspardd(m): 7:07pm On Oct 06, 2018
I saw this girl with nice boobs yesterday, approached her with a nice smile, raised one of my arms up to hug her and she went all... NO PULIS I DENT HUG STREINGAS.
i was like... carry your hug o, make u put am for pocket
RomanceRe: Whats The Appropriate Body Count For Women? (analysis In Thread) by Gaspardd(op): 9:57am On Oct 06, 2018
Chubhie:
I've come to appreciate that in business, Numbers don't lie. The devil is always in the details. An accountant, A lawyer and a philosopher is a winning team in any negotiations.

I'm rather embarrassed that numbers are being used to analyze stuffs that reduce and ridicule the essences of women instead of empowering them. Somethings are best left unsaid.
How does having sex reduce and ridicule the essence of a woman?

The problem of women are faggóts who judge women and think wowen do not have the right to freedom of who and when to have sex, like wtf?

How does a lady trying to exp orgasm reduces and ridicule her?
RomanceRe: My Love Life Is Definitely Cursed. caught in being a nice guy by Gaspardd(m): 10:15pm On Oct 05, 2018
egwekwe:
I don't get it.......is it a must to be in a relationshiphuh


Is clear that most people nowadays are bleeped up and will just mess your life.



Meanwhile, anybody saying you should not spy on the privacy of your spouse/fiancee really needs to have his head check...So it's better to marry a cheat and w.hore all because you don't want to invade privacy.....Hiv infection is awaiting people with such stupid mentality in this cheating generation.
Onye ara
RomanceRe: Whats The Appropriate Body Count For Women? (analysis In Thread) by Gaspardd(op): 10:11pm On Oct 05, 2018
funmisticqueen:
i have decided not to have sex and become a nun, i am in my house, come and beat me
Lol, i am at your door step, come and open your wooden door angry angry
RomanceRe: My Love Life Is Definitely Cursed. caught in being a nice guy by Gaspardd(m): 5:33pm On Oct 05, 2018
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RomanceRe: My Love Life Is Definitely Cursed. caught in being a nice guy by Gaspardd(m): 5:32pm On Oct 05, 2018
confusedGuy:
hmmm...thank you
I see that you re a wimp, a fucking pússy ass nigga, and then instead of changing girls maybe u shld change urself.

I think we were in thesame boat, my girl once had an abortion, Excpet she told me about it herself and thats cuz i made her realise that i dont judge. My response to the situation was that... if u have not been tru d bad, u re never gonna recognise d good. She has been tru d bad, and i hope she has leant her lessons.

What i look for in a girl is sn who is focused, has kind of bubbling energy as opposed to some moody bítch, and how open she is. I dont really care about past cus it doesnt matter much. I focus on d essense.

What you should ask yourself is ... who is this girl really? Dont judge her by situations cus u re def gonna impose ur ideals on her.

Well i know you will prolly get more irked by this but then dude just break up with her and go look for some shít virgin and be happy from day 1 till death part u guys.

Edit. Never invade pple's privacy without invitation or permission. Always respect pples privacy. If u invade even a goat's privacy enuf, shìt is gonna fight u, let alone a human being
RomanceRe: Relationships And Money by Gaspardd(m): 4:59pm On Oct 05, 2018
NwanyiAwkaetiti:
Pls shut it. A responsible man will take care of his woman.
Onye Ara
RomanceRe: Why do we take other people's perception about us too serious? by Gaspardd(op): 8:35am On Oct 05, 2018
LuciferKristi:
I can't eat you.
Lol pússy
RomanceRe: Why do we take other people's perception about us too serious? by Gaspardd(op): 8:27am On Oct 05, 2018
LuciferKristi:
Heaven does not exist.

See a shrink.
Your opinion does not exist nor important

Eat shít
RomanceRe: Why do we take other people's perception about us too serious? by Gaspardd(op): 8:24am On Oct 05, 2018
milemimi93:
I only take two judges serious.

The one in Heaven and the one in court.

Their judgements can decide how I live the rest of my life.

Any other judge and his/her judgement is useless to me..
Wow i think i will have to wire my brain towards this.

Heaven and court
RomanceRe: Why do we take other people's perception about us too serious? by Gaspardd(op): 8:12am On Oct 05, 2018
And it goes both ways too, while we tend not to do things we really want to do, then again just to gain pple's approval we expend unneccesary large amount of energy backing up our fake lives just to get likes or making a shit pple like us.
RomanceRe: Why do we take other people's perception about us too serious? by Gaspardd(op): 8:08am On Oct 05, 2018
milemimi93:
This statement "WHAT WILL PEOPLE SAY" has buried a lot of dreams.



Since I started not to give a fvck and stop fearing the consequence, my life has been super awesome..
Well i think its easy to just say " hei emma stup gevy a feck" but then its fucking hard. Pple judge a lot, and while in reality their judgement doenst change anything, but then it grips us so bad by d balls
RomanceWhy do we take other people's perception about us too serious? by Gaspardd(op): 7:52am On Oct 05, 2018
This days the room temperature is kind of high as the weather is getting hotter day by day, usually i take shower every now and then just to cool off the heat. But yesterday i decided to protest against mother nature by not taking shower and refusing to change my clothes. At some points i couldnt take the shít anymore and in a bit to stay resolute i just decided to go get some weed and ya kno, get high. On getting to agent's place, i saw this woman from the church i attend, somehow i shyed(shied?) away from there as i couldnt get what i wanted cus i just didnt want her to know that i weed.

Now the question is this, Yesterday i could have been at the most high chilling and being at the moment, but then i fúcked it up by trying not to look bad in another person's eye. And fact is weed is not bad, its like vegetable, infact it is. Except when some pple prefer to cook it, some smoke it just like the way you do to fishes.
I konw this but then i still allow her wrong perception of things to affect me.

I have had to pass up so many opportunites just cuz of this shít reason, like cute girl hovering around me and instead of stepping up, that will be the time i wud remember that pple re staring at me.

So guys why does this happen? And i am sure this affects most of us. cry cry
PoliticsRe: Sanwo-olu Defeats Ambode In Alausa by Gaspardd(m): 12:02pm On Oct 02, 2018
Wow great but then ogbasaram?
RomanceRe: I Want To Stop Ejaculating by Gaspardd(op): 1:47pm On Sep 28, 2018
nobisgod:
wetin concern me
Nice tiles
RomanceRe: I Want To Stop Ejaculating by Gaspardd(op): 1:44pm On Sep 28, 2018
Rickyzagy:
Kill yourself
Ipob pigs always approaching every issue with violence, we are discussing how to make love not war here, fúcking criminals
RomanceRe: I Want To Stop Ejaculating by Gaspardd(op): 1:42pm On Sep 28, 2018
Teeaprof:
People are outchea snatching dicks with jazz and you're here saying you don't need yours again. Lol
Are you a virgin?
RomanceRe: A Lady I Met On Social Media Suddenly Changed After I Told Her This by Gaspardd(m): 1:40pm On Sep 28, 2018
You prolly lack good game. I tell them im a garbage man working in a trash collector company.

Shìt works wonders everytime. Maybe you shld try it but not on social media. Do it in real life and report back your success stories
RomanceI Want To Stop Ejaculating by Gaspardd(op): 1:32pm On Sep 28, 2018
Shìt is a fun stopper and fúcking wastage of energy cry cry

How do i achieve this feat?
RomanceRe: Thread For Single Not Ready To Mingle by Gaspardd(m): 11:52pm On Sep 27, 2018
Olodo

*Grammarnazi over to you
RomanceRe: I Think I Have Ruined My Chance Of Ever Getting A Date In This Town by Gaspardd(op): 5:49am On Sep 26, 2018
lefulefu:
be careful with the way u get into physical fistcuffs with ppl on the street or u fit enter into unnecessary wahala with a cultistcheesy.u no know whos who..na naija we dey oo.u beat up person in d afternoon and for night im go gather boys carry go ur pad and dat will be dat. Man must not survive by muscles alone but by im number six and im sixth sense if im get dat one.
Yea true, i am always being careful but yea with this cultist revenge stuff, i have to be super super careful also. Thanks for that cuz i neva really thought of that.
RomanceRe: I Think I Have Ruined My Chance Of Ever Getting A Date In This Town by Gaspardd(op): 10:36pm On Sep 25, 2018
lefulefu:
Stop watching too much of bruce willis action movies biko
You want pics of swollen hand?
RomanceRe: I Think I Have Ruined My Chance Of Ever Getting A Date In This Town by Gaspardd(op): 10:32pm On Sep 25, 2018
IamPlato:
...


Which Year Did This Film Come Out To The Market
Today
RomanceI Think I Have Ruined My Chance Of Ever Getting A Date In This Town by Gaspardd(op): 10:20pm On Sep 25, 2018
cry cry cry cry cry cry cry

Straight to the point
I was somewhere today and all of a sudden a fight ensued btw a friend of mine and some other shítheads, i wasnt there initially but i later joined the fight. Reason for the fight i didnt care initially but for the fact that it was sn against my friend and whatever the case maybe i would have to back up my nigga.

Now some little stories about me, i lift weights and i had some training in taekwondo so i am pretty little bit confident when it comes to physical combat but i have to make sure it doesnt go beyond fist fight otherwise i would bow out. So well some minutes into this fight, i grabbed my victim by the neck, gave out a strong jab and it connected well with his jaw, i knelt down in another fit of acrobatic display, threw another punch straight to his stomach, the weight of the punch threw him backwards.

Now still on my knees, i checked the damaged i had caused to his jaw and stuff and damn i was so proud of mysel so to seal the victory, i sprang towards him, threw out another punch but this time around i didnt look very well, suddenly i felt a very sharp excrutiating pain on my knuckles followed by a crack sound, that was when i realised that instead of punching his face, my hand had landed on a wall.

I let out a shout while dangling my hand back and forth in the air but this time pple, mostly girls had already gathered around looking at what was happening. I even saw a lady i was trying to toast the other day.

Anyway long story short, news would be in town by now about a dude that punched a wall in a fight and was yelling. I wud be a laughing stock and damn that will kinda ruin my chance of ever getting a date.

Im typing this with one hand while the other is dipped into a warm water, with earpiece attached to my hear just to not hear all d chuckles flying around.

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