₦airaland Forum

nazablossom:
The "congratulation " echoed yes .
Op,i know you wanted to type congregation but let me laugh small.

Little bom boy, how much is hot beans for CMS bus stop? White one oh no be brown one. The one wey don rotten finish.

decatalyst:
And he was lying their like a corpse hoping when the thing go dey opened, nah inside one beautiful house he go be


Why this you people cast him nau


He fit be say he was snoring sha

Dapo, dapo how many times I call your name? You get hot Akara and gorilla nose peppersoup?

okosodo:
She make up na

Okosodoo! okosoodooo! babaga! The jagaban of Congo! mama tolu dey find you!

ChiefSweetus:
The car go soon reach naija as tokumbo

Hello child does tokumbo have dada?

fuckerstard:
Interesting! I'm waiting for video evidence otherwise na another washing.

Oh Boy! akpu dey scent but hin owner they swallow am! As hin dey swallow am na wham wham wham e go dey do for belle! but if na beans na buttocks e go scatter!

Ewedu and hot beans with pomo and cow shit has immense health benefits.

Katherine47:
Chai all of this yahoo guys will not kill us

Madame catherine you get okpeyi rice with turkey buttocks?

mrMeen:
Duck sellers son from Niger Republic, I thought na jubril from sudan abeg this people are confused they will soon tell us to check his hands it has cellulose from chasing ducks all his life awon oshi.

He is correct. If you check buharis nose, it is shaped like Ahmadu of Niger, the billionaire duck seller in Niger which means he is his son. Also when buhari walks that little limp you see is called duck sellers limp which comes as a result of bending to catch running ducks.

Born2Breed:
Its past bedtime kid. Go hug your teddy bear.

Nothing like berebere of auchi.

Little child, make sure you carry your pampas to daycare ehear! No shit for class oh! I go flog you if I hear that one.

Kelklein:
Nigerians should stop comparing crowd... In other climes, even more crowds gather because of Music concerts and Sports (such as NFL).

Let's look at the issues, take time to read their manifestos, hold them to their words when they fail to deliver.


Demand good governance.

But in Saner climes 1 mudu of yam is 2 pence. Akara in McDonald's is just 2 shillings. Akamu in burger king and Starbucks is just 3 shillings. In Target ekuke meat is just 1 dollar.

Binikingdowm:
why should I cry you a river? It makes no sense.

The Benin is always superior no matter where they are, it's our gift.

Ooni is just another branch of Edo kingship family

Is the Iberebere of Auchi as important as the Oba? It was said in the 1930s that the Oba bowed to the Iberebere of Auchi and licked his buttocks. Is this true?

Crayfishseller:
Between v24-30

You get monkey head? fresh one. Na 10500 one.

Crayfishseller:
Between v24-30

You get monkey head? fresh one. Na 10500 one.

SEONaijaExpert:
All judges must sit up

There's a new sheriff in town.

It's NO MORE business as usual

All these unethical practices were the trademark of Onnoghen, no wonder Atiku and his law friends wanted to die on the case.

Their plans was shattered


Maybe some people don't understand what we are saying and why we're loyal to this cause.

We are simply worried as a Nigerian to know:

1) How can a judge have over 10 dead Justice on his approved list of election tribunal? For what? Obviously to take signatures after election regarding the outcome.

2) How can Onnoghen be operating 5 DOM accounts. Is he a bureau de change?

3) How can you claim to forget declaring $3million in his DOM accounts. What was he thinking?

4) What kind of judgement was former CJN passing for PDP to have such amount of money in his foreign accounts?

5) How did he gathered over 50 properties and all of them were undeclared assets. Was he awarded an oil block?

6) How can you be indicted by the CCB and be confirmed guilty by the CCT as the same time and you're not ashamed to think of resigning?

In all honesty, I doubt the sanity of anyone supporting the nefarious act. This is corruption at it's peak.

This decision is one of the best made by President Buhari and it's highly commendable.

Comrade Ntapia O Ntapia! Rose to power, when colonel Otapia N Otapia was caught inside General Tapia F Tapia garden egg.

FlyoruB:
They are Nigerians and therefore have the right to support any candidate of their choice.

Your name na Ndantoyo OKONta Umoh abi? eperisiba kom mpok kom kom kom abasi

mycar:
who are the presidential candidates?

If I see goat wey dey craze for road I go know?! eh! oboiss! no be shurere oh! But na isi nla oloma shee ohh! oya make you dey dance! e Don hit your okada oyibo repete!

sarrki:
Pdp are liars

They don’t even know what the constitution says

O boy! I dey find fried cockroach buttocks. I hear say you dey sell am? Na 4 cockroach buttocks no be fried na boiled.

You fit do goat sacrifice? No just bitter leaf you go pour for Im belle before incantation.

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You dey sell isi poroko? Na 2 dozen mama oyibo say make you bring.

Agidi dey white but pomo dey brown.

monkey no get buttocks but kunu dey purge belle

sarrki:
You need help

As soon as possible

I wan cook beans for kettle. I go put hot water first abi garden egg for inside the beans? The beans dey do shurrarshurara for pot no be say no shegege but the thing be say na monkey dey chop groundnut.

Realmo:
Nigeria is in deep sh***t. I pity those in the military.

How does shit get deep? Can you elaborate on how faeces proceeding from your rectal region becomes deep?

Use a Tank-Goat the government won't hear. A goat is more secure than all these armoured vehicles. A war tank goat can be gotten from a Mai Goat. In saner climes where industries are built by people who have no business building industries a war tank goat is used in war front not this metal nonsense.

ProsidentBuhari:


How come he still looks more lively than me the president of Nigeria. I don't know the kind of technology that was used in making him lively.

That family must be probed.




~ProsidentBuhari

Tell the minister of agriculture to go to the archives and find grazing routes.

Mama Do Strong get hot beans for under tree.

Just put hot beans inside your fulfulde

Hot beans good for belle! Chop hot beans! Mix am with dodo and ewu meat and torotoro tongue.

Zombiekiller010:
Dont watch the video,i watched it ,its a waste of data

Young man does torotoro have buttocks? eh do you think torotoro has Buttocks?! Take your time! What sort of nonsense is that? How much is buttocks in the market that even caterpillar will not nduke of no be center but na tobeyy how far na?

obinna58:
Isn't that a rattlesnake? Compared to this python has a smooth skin.
very poisonous
You guys are lucky

Obinna Obinna OBINNA! How many times did I call your name? Eh? How many times?! That is not a snake, it's called Lion Earthworm, only found in akure bush beside fountain river in shagamu central owerri.

There is no comparison, suzuki beats G-wagon hands down! It moves at a speed of 2000 miles per hour and can even fly for 5 minutes! Funny enough it was compares to airbus A300 just yesterday due to how it flies! Stop this op! Don't compare them suzuki suv even flies people to dubai and back and Emirates have been begging them not to steal their customers! There is no comparison, suzuki beats G-wagon hands down! It moves at a speed of 2000 miles per hour and can even fly for 5 minutes! Funny enough it was compares to airbus A300 just yesterday due to how it flies! Stop this op! Don't compare them suzuki suv even flies people to dubai and back and Emirates have been begging them not to steal their customers!