₦airaland Forum

saxby:
This voting must happen today, by fire by force. She came prepared, meanwhile was that shot with the camon 11 pro? Cos it's a very clear shot

Wrong it's Kodak iyanawura 44. Rated the best camera worldwide was made in Abakaliki by Ubima Agu Olumide

Asshurbanipal:
He will reduce Buhari's vote in SW

The king of Assyria. Asurbinipal the son of Esshardon, the breaker of the bronze gate and forger of the iron septer.

You go carry hot beans, put am for kolongo for area. Make you no sherero!

MobilityExpress:
Is it only history, what of Geography and Mathematics

You get hot agege bread with agidi for side? Bring two come for iyana oponu, make you no delay like last time oh.

This is absolute trash OP, lamborghini was created and FOUNDED by Nnamdi Ezeawfor Olonrunfemi! Stop spreading misinformation!

Qsscruz:
So should we fry milk ?..Was he supposed to show off another man's son..Yeye..

If I wan fry milk I go put pepper or curry?

Johnny1013:
Good news,pray it works this time !!

Johnny how Depp na?

5thElement:
Probably Afrikaans.

Wrong it's calabari. They brought it to Nigeria.

odiks:
Follow Follow

o boy! how work? papa ibevenebo dey talk make you no dey bathe in front hin house for morning, he talk say make you use the common bathroom for the face me I face you center.

KidsNEXTdoor:
Buhari has nothing to offer


Sowore is still learning the ropes..
He wouldn't know where to start

AtikuObi is good to go .. Experienced team for the top job... Eager to start work without throwing blames around...

I'm Atikulated


Are you?

KidsNEXTdoor, why doesn't number 1 have hair? and why does he always wear glasses?

adisasegun:
My fellow Nairalanders, please i have not eaten anything today, i'm feeling hunger, please help me with anything, even N500 is not small. Account Name: Adisa Olusegun, Wema Bank Account Number: 0237345387. God bless you

Will you eat goat buttocks? post your address make I send the buttocks there, e get maggot but you go remove am.

simplyhonest:
someone should please remind me if China has the richest pastor in the world? or the biggest church auditorium?...that is what we are busy doing here in Nigeria.... *sighs

The largest church in the world is in China, "underground" Google it. Now, that's done with, you dey chop garden egg? E sweet oh if you put sugar on top.

princeSammyz:
Please what dict is this? I bet its not oxford.

Iyana ipaja dictionary, actually produced in 1940 by Oni ba je olutosin. It's recognised across western Africa as the first indigenous dictionary where English was translated from bush yoruba.

All the above answers are terribly wrong, it's a shame to see what the educational sector has trantimonoisly iburated to become. When you give a person something for free, it's known as but then again negligence is inconceivable.

highcollide:
Yoruba people be like "HIGH NECK HAS POSTPONED THE HELESHUN....

ejo o ejo o e ma disgrace mi, ejo o, our father is here, ejo o, ejo o.

jackslow:
I have large quantity of Irish potato for sale at pick up price of 21k per bag,a big paint rubber bucket is 3800,pick up location is arena in oshodi Lagos,chat this number for bucking 07017607723

Can you make sure all the potatoes are exactly the same size? Use measuring tape and measure each one, one by one for 20,000 potatoes? They must be the same size not a centimeter longer or fatter.

In ibo it is called poroko nla nnewi, in yoruba it is "awon mi ti je our father is here Ejo oh ejo oh you people should not disgrace here ejo oh " in hausa it is "danladi kuse mana" in English it's quite complicated, most scholars belive panla fish is a rare type of Panda fish, sometimes known as octopus.

Yes, especially hot beans. In fact in ancient Rome, men usually defecate inside their cooking pot after eating. The reason for shitting inside the pot is to clear the stomach fast. This is a good practice, tell a plumber to build a toilet in your kitchen or use the sink to shit.

Sneeze inside it 4 times in the cooking process, it will draw.

hinere:
House Boy Delivery...we relieve your stress.

How can I order the house boy? I want two house boys, one tall and one short to be fetching water and sweeping. How do you deliver these house boys? and where do you get them from? Hope it is legal? Not young men smuggled from Niger and Chad?

Nickijoy:
Na them sabi.. how I take get fuel now.. filling stations no open ..Chai

Pour lizard urine inside, it will take you for 6 days. The Lizard must be blue.

Yes, the PDP spokesman just now on channels TV said Johnson Suleman told him it will be postponed on the 9th of January. OP you dey chop fried goat?

My brothers and sisters, this is because Bukola Saraki spoke with Awolowo in ivory cost, when ojukwu was beside Ben Bruce in 1960! Let us understand that the information of Italy in the forth coming elections must be held in ultimatum! Sons and daughters we must underplay the hoy poloy of comic book random.

ikennaf1:
Nonsense
If you will vote for Atiku/Obi, hit like.
If you will vote Mamman/Kyari, hit share.

My guy goat no dey mess but baboon dey shit.

OP please correct the information above. That is NOT an escalade it's Innoson YYAP2 coupled in idumota branch. He made this vehicle from scratch with his bare hands when oduduwa travelled to Finland to buy isi poroko, commonly known as stock fish in the English language.

modath:
Make PDP sha nor try burn card reader for Eko ti wa... South West is ready!! No phantom votes in SW ....

Young man, if I carry hot beans to election ground I go fit chop am!?

This is not a bear, it's called an Nssuka Baboon! Please educate yourself! The woman is from nnewi central town and this happened in the forbidden bush beside opunala market square.

ZombiePUNISHER:
This forum is not for mad fellows please

O Boy! bring 2 pig come, with garri from mama muhammad, I go add cut am cut am, make you chop small.

ZombiePUNISHER:
R u OK?

Why you dey form for here? If I sound your mouth, you no be Ibrahim Danlada wey dey sell pig and fowl for Ikotun market?

[quote author=ZombiePUNISHER post=75687498][/quote]Wow those pigs are beautiful how much for the one that has teeth? Na for isi pig, they wan use am do. You go mix brokoto and palm kernal come settle am with hot mushroom.

Uyi168:
A scape goat... Yeah

Uyi hot beans or cold beans which one dey sweet with palm kernel?

mmb:
IPOBs have shot themselve on the leg.

See how Nnamdi Kanu exposed their brother Atiku.

I laugh in swahili

My brother the thing is because when Umaru Dickson met with Zik in Aburu, Bukola saraki initiated the confrontation of Lord Lugard which is why Abacha and Donald Duke aligned with the 1930 consensus.