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darbeelicous:
seat=checked!
Lights off=checked!
Glasses=checked!
Popcorn=checked!
Op....... U can carry on.

make i sit down behind you, incase the story begin to dey hot

Adeyeyeaki:
No pix to demonstrate

no mind the op

anetuno:
I pray to God to Provide Sense (PS) to all you MMMites. And I hope you people will be willing to Get Sense (GS).

guy, you wicked oh

3 years? they try well, well. If to say na for we country, it won't even take up to 1 week. By then, another kata-kata for don com divert everybody's attention- even the family members of the victims.
Chai!!!!

guente02:
You're expected to simply give no fvcks but yet you still gave a few. Move on bouy, i wasn't talking to you in the first place. #asslicker

asss licker??
Well, atleast it's a female booty i'm licking unlike you, that is a professional gay asss licker

guente02:
It seems the both of your are of the same breed. I barely give fvcks BTW.

good! That's how it should be! Mind your business and don't give a fvck instead of insulting the op. Can't you share your views without insulting someone?

So up till now, update never drop?

oh God, is it too much to ask for an op that is different from the Other OPs on nairaland
There has never been a story on nairaland that the op did not disappear just like this op is doing.

Kimberlylouis:
well he has sworn 2 me that he wud neva leave me no mata wat!!! I make him go nuts!!! #i jst hope oo

don't mind those fvcktards. You alone know your boyfy very well.
I'm telling you, there are perfect relationships out there as against what all these mofos think.

Erhmmm . . . What tribe is your boyfriend?

guente02:
Kaiii your mumu is on a higher pedestal. Chaiii i kant belive that somebody can be this stupid during their lifetime.

why are you insulting the op like that? The fact that your boyfriend used and dump you doesn't mean other guys will do the same thing. Okay?

E be like say the op don go drink enough ogogoro wey pass him power sotey he fall from okada com land inside gutter

cornel00:
Lol my name is Cornelius so i decided to shorten it to cornel

lol... My name sake!!!! this is second Cornelius i've come across.
I tell you, guys that bear that name are very unique!

...But why you com short? Every Cornelius is a tall handsome guy- even the one in the bible!

Gold digger alert!

Divay22:
Where are the rest....






Mean while....


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i find this one quite hilarious!

PoliticalThuG:
I just noticed that i could not talk to two or three people without saying "oya wereh ni" meaning "are you mad"?

I know that before you could learn a new language, you have to learn the easiest part of it like how to curse and all that but mine is becoming so childish..

How do i stop it?

you are just wasting your time. Stop trying to change. It has already been fitted in you. Shebi your name is politicalthug. That's how they talk.

Kimberlylouis:
m jst so crazy in love wit my boyfriend and I kno dat he really loves me too but d problem here is that I don't wnt him to kno dat I really do love him! he complains n thinks dat I dont love him despite d fact that I use 2 tell him dat I love him!(barely tho, mostly via sms or whatsapp)
my boyfriend is super handsome n has had too many girls in d past n sometimes I dnt bliv dat he loves me because he has dated prettier grls! I jst dnt kno y m feelin dis way, y cant I jst show him care? I find it difficult callin him on phone but yet I feel so hurt when he doesn't call. whn eva ma phone rings n if he is d one calling I jst feel super amazing but yet dnt wnt 2 b the one 2 call. smtyms i jst ignore his calls on purpose. i jst feel lyk if I show him how much I love n care dat he wud start evaporating gradually! he gets super jealous n it makes me feel lyk heaven! Smtyms he acts lyk he dosnt give a F n am sure its cos of ma stupid act I jst feel terrible smtyms coz he complains bitterly most tyms!
please! wat do I do? m jst so scared of loosin him coz he is just my mr perfect n am sure no guy can eva show me love d way he does why am I lyk dis? m jst loosin it 4 real!
I kno I deserve yabbs 4 my act plus my typin errors n all dat but plsss spare me n advise me oooo! infact y did I even fall so badly 4 dis guy seff!!!

everything about the whole of this post looks suspicious to me-from the spellings, to the choice of words.

cornel00:
Thanks

who authorised you to use cornel as your name. Do You realise that's my name?

judefcc:
now ure trolling



enjoy

...and you are still here running your mouth?
The only way you can redeem your pride is by committing suicide

PabloOmoEscobar:
carry your sermon go joke section

buahahahaha... Bahd guy. See how you just rubbished d girl's comment

Ojuju calaba, me wasa da yara.

@op,

AntiWailer:
Ok let's see if we can help.

Look for a way to raise money. Get his measurements and swing into action.


1. Buy him the kind of shoes you like and clothes and keep the ones that annoy you away.

2. Buy him the kind of clothes you like also.

Select clothes for him when going out.

My baby does that almost all the time. Before I am out of the bath, she would have selected the shirts, jacket, even the color of socks and my tie.

I am left to make only decisions on the shoe I wear and trust me when she wants to limit my shoe options, she selects a brown belt.

And even if I dnt like what she selected, as soon as I am in front of the mirror, I hear waoo u look so good.

All those tea girls in your office should stay away else....

So over period , I have trusted her selection and I dnt complain .

So do so with wisdom.

Appreciate him as much as u can.


My 1 cent.

haaa!!! So you are a fully grown man? A working class! You are even married?
Wonderful! I swear, i'm still in shock!
Due to your comments, your monicker, and signature, i thought you were still a jambite.

colik:
You're a funny one.

Oh and Thanks for the indirect compliment.

haha you dey laugh ko? Continue... Before you will know what is happening, you will see yourself, grabbing that guy's cassava and even trying to put it into your mouth

knightsson:
@allconcern this is for you.
you shouldn't only speak out a problem, its imperative you also come up with a solution. if you can't, then you re wack.

yeah! ...I don't know why they always do that. Even those prophets that were prophesying on new year's day, none of them gave any solution.

Op, now that you have list out the things we shouldn't do, can you list the ones we were supposed to say?

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