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Romance › Re: All The Nairaland Girls Ive Fork Please Come Inside by Gofwane(m): 11:18pm On Jan 30, 2017
FoolishPig:
deborah my black toto ghanian princess wink
Yaa welcome to the meeting wink
buahahahaha... This guy ehn, you well at all! See how you just finish the girl grin

Chai!
Romance › Re: As Pretty As I Am! If I Slap Your Mother, Will You Slap Me Back? (pictures) by Gofwane(m): 10:29pm On Jan 30, 2017
Slap her? Nah, i can't do a thing like even if it was my gate man she slapped.

This is what i will do to the biitch...

Romance › Re: My GF doesn't like me commenting on her fb post by Gofwane(m): 10:21pm On Jan 30, 2017
seunny4lif:
Deputy Boyfriend grin grin grin
Mine will fight me, if I don't comment grin grin grin
I don't like commenting on females pics lipsrsealed undecided
same here. I see guys that comment on ladies picture as asss lickers
Romance › Re: Oh Shit! What Is She Wearing? (picture Added). by Gofwane(m): 10:52pm On Jan 29, 2017
huh

Romance › Re: Young Nigerian Lady Who Acts P*rn, Shares Acts Photos On Social Media ( Photo ) by Gofwane(m): 3:51pm On Jan 29, 2017
carzola:
This op should be ban
I came here to see the photo
You typed in your headline
Only to see link..
don't mind the reptile parading himself as an op.

After opening the thread, and i didn't see anything, thought perhaps the photos are extremely explicit that's why the op didn't post them here.

So i followed the useless link only to find a picture of a girl fully covered and even wearing a tie!
Phones › Re: Which Is Better Android Or A Windows Phone by Gofwane(m): 10:18am On Jan 29, 2017
zumarock9:
Op
Toyota venza and keke napep which is beter
My sister wants to buy for me in 3 days
bro, don't go for any of them. Fuel is very costly now. I will advice you to opt for a wheel barrow instead grin
with wheel barrow, you won't need fuel or mechanic. Just be using it to pack bags of maize or beans for market. You'll make alot of money there grin
Romance › Re: What Is This, Bikonu? by Gofwane(m): 9:21pm On Jan 26, 2017
makydebbie:
If you have nothing sensible to say, just shut the hell up, and never quote me.
but truth be told, the guy fine pass . . .
Events › Re: Kenyan Couple Wed Dressed In T-shirts (Photos) by Gofwane(m): 9:01pm On Jan 26, 2017
@op, are you sure?
E com be like say na drama dem dey act for church
Education › Re: Weirdest, Oddest And Most Amazing World Records. by Gofwane(m): 8:49pm On Jan 26, 2017
jamalchance:
Anambra gals ... biko come and see
grin haha... Next pilgrimage to jerusalem will be filled with cucumber ladies trying to break the record of 'largest pvssy to accommodate the largest cucumber in the guiness book of records
Foreign Affairs › Re: President Trump's First Ride On Airforce One, Marine One(Photos). by Gofwane(m): 8:20pm On Jan 26, 2017
Wetin consine me? Me too i'm about to take my new ride for a spin. @Selinabrown baby, i'm off to your place.
Please chain doz your dogs oh

Crime › Re: Ada Ugo-Ngadi Jailed For 10 Years For Fuel Subsidy Fraud, Burst Into Tears by Gofwane(m): 7:42pm On Jan 26, 2017
SergeyMavrodi:
Imagine, Just 10yrs and she's crying, i know a sane country like US will sentence her to 66ys imprisonment and china will execute her straight away no wasting of resources.
bros, this your user name better change am before all this mmm victims on nairaland sight you grin
Christianity Etc › Re: "Pastor Prays For Recharge Cards From Heaven Into His Members Phones". Photo by Gofwane(m): 7:17pm On Jan 26, 2017
Papasmal:
Scammer ........watch!



Make the pastor command bank alert make we know say God don finally win.

anitin short of dat na wash.
about 2 years ago, i attended a communion service @ christ embassy ilorin, i was so broke that day to the extent i didn't have money to go back home.

So it happened during the service that the yahoo pastor came to the mic and said he wants to pray for miraculous money into our accounts!
Chai! Na der i turn to prayer warrior. I didn't pray for any miraculous money oh, because i'm not greedy! I only prayed that God should send my salary alert cos it was well pass the usuall date we normally get paid at work.

After prayers, i didn't rush to check my phone. I waited till testimonies start coming in from all those oyinbo dem inside tv. I pulled out my phone and i saw '1 new message' my heart beat increased and i started sweating. all my thoughts were: so this miracle thingy is real! I opened the message and to my surprise, it was a message from........................... Your guess is as good as mine. It was a message from all those mtn caller tunes 4100 huh . Chai! That day, my hatred for mtn quadrupled.

Nobody got any bank alert in that venue, the dummies were just shining their teeth and clapping for the oyinbo peeps inside tv. Infact, no single black man or woman was among those testifiying inside the tv.
Celebrities › Re: Fan Accuses Skales Girlfriend Of Loving Him For His Celebrity Status by Gofwane(m): 6:41pm On Jan 26, 2017
Which one among them is skales?
Investment › Re: Why MMM Top Guider, Chuddy Ugorji And His Wife Fled Nigeria by Gofwane(m): 5:59pm On Jan 26, 2017
Buahahaha... I just like this chuddy guy. Uncle chuddy, pm me so that i can give you a sweet advice at the cost of 10k. Or better sef make i give you the advice for free. Just go any chemist for phillipines, buy bleaching cream, use am for 1 month, grow beards and head back to naija and join your magas to be shouting 'chuddy don run with our money yeh' grin

none of them will be smart enough to recognise you,
Health › Re: Lady Who Lost Both Breasts To Cancer Shows Them Off by Gofwane(m): 9:19am On Jan 25, 2017
sinaj:
Kai daz not fair!

This picture can go a long way in motivating other patients out there.

She is a fighter nd a brave one at dat.

Not every go thru dis nd come out alive. So give her d credit pls.
don't mind the kangaroo hiding in human skin
Education › Re: Man Masturbates In Front Of A Benson Idahosa University Female Hostel (Pictured) by Gofwane(m): 8:59am On Jan 25, 2017
pyyxxaro:
How does this rubbish pik , prove he was wanking

Where's his cucumber

Where's the carton of Vaseline


Bloggers naaa devil go punish unaa oh tongue
God bless you for this comment. Nothing in that picture depicting a man wanking. The mod and those people shouting @ the guy are all high on dried ewedu leaves huh
Romance › Re: Would You Report A Rape By A Woman On You? by Gofwane(m): 12:27am On Jan 25, 2017
beneviv:
Whoever dat wants to report should contact me... Am ready to rape u
aunty, please come and rapè me. I can even pay you to rapè me if you want cheesy
Romance › Re: Would You Report A Rape By A Woman On You? by Gofwane(m): 12:23am On Jan 25, 2017
harffie:
If she's fugly...ima report sharply
haha... grin correct guy.
@ op, You can't expect me to report a case of rapè by kim k or Beyonce. NEVER! ! ! huh
Romance › Re: Viewing Thru #mnga (picture Added) by Gofwane(m): 12:08am On Jan 25, 2017
Na so e dey take start. Please someone should go and collect that baby before the op gets tempted to feed her with cassava
Romance › Re: . by Gofwane(m): 10:54pm On Jan 24, 2017
SINZ:
Na october o grin
grin haha... Atleast she better pass d mama lawo wey dey january huh
Romance › Re: Lady Recounts How She Was Ejaculated On At Diamond Bank by Gofwane(m): 8:54pm On Jan 23, 2017
no mind the crazy girl. Shey the sperm get wings wey e use fly comot from the guy's trouser?

That is how is crazy girl posted some jargons about a guy sitting behind her in a bus and using his preek to touch her. ,

my question is how is that possible? Shey guy preek long to the extent that e dey touch the person 4 d next sit huh Abi the guy preek get wifi or bluetooth wey e take dey use connect with her pvssy? huh
Romance › Re: 10 Real Life Female Giants (with Pictures) by Gofwane(m): 10:55pm On Jan 22, 2017
CorGier:
Omoh, doggie style go gats be with ladder..
*dies* grin

Investment › Re: MMM May Not Survive This Week – Help Provider by Gofwane(m): 6:48pm On Jan 22, 2017
reyscrub:
Cry, cry and cry until you loose all your blood an strength on another man's matter.

I don't know your problem on MMM matters.

Bunch of fools.
buahahaha... grin bros no pun intended, i swear i can feel the pains in this your comment grin
Romance › Re: Two Teenage Lesbians Expresses Love For Each other On Facebook by Gofwane(m): 6:34pm On Jan 22, 2017
cummando:
What was that jargons you just typed?
Run along boy your indomie is ready





Monkey
me, monkey abi? guy you be the banana. I go just chop you if you try me. Bloody civilian
Romance › Re: Two Teenage Lesbians Expresses Love For Each other On Facebook by Gofwane(m): 6:22pm On Jan 22, 2017
cummando:
Check my profile does it seem like I'm looking for attention? I bet you still peep through bathrooms looking at Lil girls like this.....perv!!
hey, mr man, did you not read the comment that told you to clear so that we can see road?
Romance › Re: Two Teenage Lesbians Expresses Love For Each other On Facebook by Gofwane(m): 6:17pm On Jan 22, 2017
BiafranBushBoy:
Wasted pussies!!

And niggurs are jerking off because of lack of pussies around!!

Bullshit!
am telling you. We wey dey here day and night with our digger and shovels working hard to get a pvssy to knack nahim dis 2 dey waste precious pvssy. Oh God, why? Why is life so unfair? grin
Romance › Re: . by Gofwane(m): 5:53pm On Jan 22, 2017
decatalyst:
Buy a medium size cucumber.

Medium size cucumber, I repeat, medium size cuz you are not as experienced a chidimma grin grin
grin chai!
Romance › Re: Who Can Answer This Riddle? by Gofwane(m): 5:48pm On Jan 22, 2017
ikp120:
Dick and pussy na grin grin grin grin Since the thing dey romantic grin grin grin grin
bros you no well i swear grin . Me too been dey reason d same answer as per say na romance section be dis.
Romance › Re: Why Do Some Guyz Love Multiple Dating!!!? by Gofwane(m): 10:54am On Jan 20, 2017
Because variety is the spice of life! If you continue to eat rice everyday, won't you get tired of it?

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