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Celebrities › Re: Yemi Alade Receives Coke With Cucumber Inside (Pics, Video) by Gofwane(m): 12:39am On Jan 05, 2017
kinggogo:
Dis man needs to do smthing abouh his mods angry angry
honestly! So because one olosho drink coke nah him don become something to push come front page?
So in the whole of nigeria, it is only this lady that drank coke? Phoolish mod
Family › Re: Because I Am A Woman! by Gofwane(m): 12:26am On Jan 05, 2017
Xensity:
The woman forgot to mention these:

Because you are a woman, a man is expected to pay for you when you both go out, while you just eat and enjoy.

Because you are a woman, a man is not expected to hit you.

Because you are a woman, it's expected of men to do the physically challenging and strenuous jobs, while you do the easy ones.

Because you are a woman, men are expected to protect you like they were your bodyguards.

Because you are a woman, a man is expected to provide for you and take care of you, even if you can provide and take care of yourself.

Because you are a woman, men are expected to defy their natural programming, take medications, do exercises and practice hard, just to spend an inordinate amount of time pleasing you during sex.

I despise posts like this. The writer is painting a hyperbolic picture of what women experience while demonizing men in the process. She is also victimizing her gender in such a dishonest way, and making it seem like all she said is a true representation of how majority of men view or treat women in our present day.

And I find it quite funny that the minority of women who are actually facing subjugation, like the women in the Taliban, aren't the ones creating this kind of post, it's these trend seeking, brazilian hair-wearing, face-painting, dress-slaying, gadjet-flaunting opportunists that know nothing about their world, and who have it easier than their Nigerian male counterparts, that are the ones passionately championing feminism on social media.

All you feminist apologists should just shut the fuuuck up. There has never been a better time for women in the history of human civilization than now. The world is getting better for your female gender. Fuuucking remove the ideological blindfolds from your eyes and see.

Op, why don't you borrow a time machine and take your disingenuous thread to 18th century Nigeria. That's where it would make sense.
bros, may God bless you for this wonderful post.
Women be trying to eat their cake and have it. When it comes to challenging situations, that's when they will remember that they are women huh . But if you Turn the table around, oboy, you go fear, fear!
Romance › Re: Help See What A Female Friend Sent To Me Just Now by Gofwane(m): 12:27am On Jan 03, 2017
CplusJason:
Op, how bright do you want the green light to be?



Use your pleasure rod to sign this contract.
grin
Romance › Re: Who Blinks First, A Tale Of How 3 Girls Fought Over One Guy by Gofwane(m): 11:43pm On Jan 02, 2017
That part anti talked about parents handing over their jambito daughters like a lamb to wolves aka awon punny hustlers, really cracked me up! grin
Romance › Re: My Experience With A "Virgin Hunter" by Gofwane(m): 11:22pm On Jan 02, 2017
To those people quoting the whole post, may your suffering be longer than the post you quoted huh
Romance › Re: My Experience With A "Virgin Hunter" by Gofwane(m): 11:05pm On Jan 02, 2017
Essentials1:
I will start my class in writing styles and structure soon.. and its free...

From your response I can deduce that you don't know a lot about writing.. since you can differentiate simplistic writing from creative composure.. so there is no profit trying to draw a worthy perception from you.. since you read articles with a mediocre POV.

Also I am offering her curvyibogirl a way to improving her writing skills and get noticed like E.L James
abeg mr lecturer, your wahala too much. Abeg leave us to enjoy our story. Afterall, you are suppose to be in the classroom not nairaland.
#over sabi, sabi huh
Romance › Re: Best Compliment You Have Gotten From An Opposite Sex by Gofwane(m): 10:31pm On Jan 01, 2017
sinaj:
enemy of progress sad

This is no imagination everything for real undecided
haaaaa......! This is a new year o better stop lieing oh, or is your name lietus?
Romance › Re: Best Compliment You Have Gotten From An Opposite Sex by Gofwane(m): 9:53pm On Jan 01, 2017
@op, mine was... "I don't know why i've not been able to break away from you despite all the pains you keep causing me. "

That statement really got to me and i decided to be a good boy there and then. Though we're not together anymore, those words will forever be in my heart.
Romance › Re: Best Compliment You Have Gotten From An Opposite Sex by Gofwane(m): 9:43pm On Jan 01, 2017
sinaj:
Best compliment I ever got is... Baby you smart! you beautiful! You a genius! cheesy
wake up! You've been dreaming,...

So you want me to believe you are dating dj khaled ko?

May be it's his poster you hung on your wall that is causing such nightmare grin
Romance › Re: My Experience With A "Virgin Hunter" by Gofwane(m): 9:21pm On Jan 01, 2017
thesuave10:
So which Leonardo diCaprio movie is this? grin
now if i say may your troubles be as long as the post you just quoted, you will begin to say i'm wicked.

Better go and edit that post cos it isn't funny.
Romance › Re: My Experience With A "Virgin Hunter" by Gofwane(m): 4:26pm On Jan 01, 2017
Bih, will you com and end this story or you want me to huh At you?
Events › Re: Little Boys Drink Beer To Celebrate Christmas In Benue State (Photos) by Gofwane(m): 11:50pm On Dec 29, 2016
After drinking, their next mission will be fvcking ashawo huh
Romance › Re: Who Blinks First, A Tale Of How 3 Girls Fought Over One Guy by Gofwane(m): 10:43pm On Dec 27, 2016
now that's how we roll cool Fvck her till she confesses you are the boss!
Politics › Re: Donald Duke's Powerbike At Calabar Bikers Carnival by Gofwane(m): 10:31pm On Dec 27, 2016
sammysammy111:
na for Nigeria road him want ride dat bike abi na for just inside him compound
Ì wonder oh my broda.
Romance › Re: She Carry Front, She Carry Back- See Photo by Gofwane(m): 5:20pm On Dec 27, 2016
oldfoolnigger:
I don't know why I hate women with large boobs.is a big turn off fo me
ì tell you! Ì no just like am at all. Na so d thing go just dey go down like say dem pour water inside big nylon huh
Romance › Re: For Ladies With A Man, This Is One Way To Ensure He Doesn't Cheat On You by Gofwane(m): 5:08pm On Dec 27, 2016
whitebeard:
I agree with u sister
haha, toto hustler! You are supporting kilode100 so that go like you and give you congo to shine ba?
Romance › Re: Guys Endeavour To Fvck That Gal U're Datin If U Want Her To Commit Fully by Gofwane(m): 4:41pm On Dec 27, 2016
jonaifame22:
dat no sex before marriage talk is a scam u gals use to waste people's time,


And the idea of fvckn mammy water is not a bad idea, fvckn a half woman and half fish hmmmmmmmm after fvckn her I'll cut her fish part for food
correct guy grin it will be a dream-come-true for me the day ì will get to fvck a mami-water
Romance › Re: PICS: Some Guys Are Guilty Of This by Gofwane(m): 9:41pm On Dec 26, 2016
Chai! grin
Romance › Re: Wow! See What God Did For Me This Xmas (pics) - NAIRALANDER. by Gofwane(m): 9:11pm On Dec 26, 2016
Nbote:
So a random driver jus called u up one morning to tell u he's on his way to deliver a car dat u know nothing about abi?
ì tire for the guy o. @op, things like this can only happen in dreams. It is only in a dream that you will own properties and can't say how or where you got them fromhuh
Romance › Re: I Think Am The Sexiest And Best Dressed Nairalander by Gofwane(m): 4:00am On Dec 26, 2016
@ op, why you push neck like pesin wey wan swallow yam and bread for the second picture?
Romance › Re: Blind Date:what Would You Do If She Came Dressed Like This(pic) by Gofwane(m): 3:38am On Dec 26, 2016
Love Machine:
tongue
so nairaland censored even your monicker from D1ld0 to love machine huh

Broda seun, why evulz nah?
Romance › Re: How Come It's Only Lagos Rich, Cool Boys That Use Expensive Perfume In Africa by Gofwane(m): 3:21am On Dec 26, 2016
Ì said it! This girl na olosho. So you don fvck all the men for africa to the extent you know the ones that used expensive perfumes.

Sorry for the man that will eventually marry this one. Chai!
Celebrities › Re: Phyno Booed At The Headies 2016 by Gofwane(m): 3:19am On Dec 26, 2016
rokiatu:
At least he said than you. What's wrong with people? Na wa oooh.
what do you have to say about his leaving the stage through the wrong exit undecided
Celebrities › Re: Chacha Eke-Faani Gives Birth On Christmas Day (Photos) by Gofwane(m): 3:04am On Dec 26, 2016
Wow! ...and they've even shared the baby's picture!
Unlike those jayz wannabe that hid the baby's picture and when it was finally released, the baby was looking ........................


To know what the baby looked like, watch out for part TWO grin
Romance › Re: Hi Nairalanders , Will You Allow Your Nude Pictures Leak For 20 Million Dollars? by Gofwane(m): 10:56pm On Dec 25, 2016
@op...

Romance › Re: Naija Girls Sucks When It Comes To Chat by Gofwane(m):
Yuneehk:
You've not chatted with ALL of us so how did you come to that conclusion. Besides it's only a lady who doesn't like you that'll give you one word replies.
read the whole post not only the topic before you comment. Did you not read the part where the op said 'except for few'?

Ì think this is one of the reasons responsible for that behaviour. You girls like jumping to conclusion even before the guy finishes introducing himself. A guy says 'hi', you immediately conclude the guy wants sex
Romance › Re: Naija Girls Sucks When It Comes To Chat by Gofwane(m): 9:28pm On Dec 25, 2016
Monalisa185:
the kain brains wey people dey get these days ehhhhh!!! Ohhhh my!!!!

Who said being able to keep good conversations online has a race or a particular gender? My friend! It's an individual stuff, some people put it up while some can't help it.. Some keep good convos online but fail woefully offline while sometimes the above is the reverse..

Chaiii
yeah, you are right. But naija girls, una own too much jhoor. The way you respond to chats makes you look dumb, with no idea on socialised lifestyle.
But when it comes to begging of recharge cards, that's when you will discover they know other words apart from 'k' huh
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Don’t Jehovah’s Witnesses Celebrate Christmas? by Gofwane(m): 2:27pm On Dec 25, 2016
urCreator:
Just practice what you believe in.
... So far you are not doing anything illegal or hurting anyone.
Literature › Re: Murica: My River Wife by Gofwane(m): 1:00pm On Dec 25, 2016
ritababe:
that one that cannot complete his story, two of his stories are there waiting for update since last year. He is good no doubt but he has lost the flow.
lol... but come oh, are you just gon be reading people's story without sharing your own?
Literature › Re: Murica: My River Wife by Gofwane(m): 10:20am On Dec 25, 2016
xaviercasmir:
Please dear i am not writing to discreadit you on your comment. What i mean is that the work is imaginary not a real thing.
please don'nt take offence on what i comment about your post.
yeah, ì know it's fiction that's why ì don't seem to enjoy them even the movies. Especially the ones about magic.

Though not all the fiction ì dislike. Those with normal daily and physical activities are cool. Eg, The devil who loved me by davidflo

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