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Celebrities › Re: Kate Henshaw Celebrates Her 49th Birthday Today by Gofwane(m): 5:00pm On Jul 19, 2020
bull67:
i am in love with this woman long time ago chai--------------
Good taste you've got there.
Celebrities › Re: Kate Henshaw Celebrates Her 49th Birthday Today by Gofwane(m): 4:59pm On Jul 19, 2020
True definition of a milf grin
Romance › Re: Habits You Won't Like Your Kids To Inherit From You? by Gofwane(m): 6:14pm On Jul 09, 2020
Hot temper and drinking. I can drink and fight for 24hrs nonstop. I'd like my kids to be gentle like my mum.
Romance › Re: What's Your Favorite Memories Of Being In A Relationship? by Gofwane(m): 5:39pm On Jul 04, 2020
Raeheemwayne:
I'd say mine is the warm fuzzy feeling of being with my partner.

Although I've given up on relationships, I must admit that a part of me still misses that.

Feel free to share yours too.
There was this day my ex visited me, we got so busy and didn't realize that time was far gone. I escorted her home and saw her gate was locked. Had to push her over the fence and she fell down when she landed inside her compound.

She texted me and blamed my D!ck game on the incident. My sister saw the text and taunted her on her next visit. We still laugh over that incident.
Romance › Re: Guys: What Would You Do If A Lady Slaps You With Or Without Reason? by Gofwane(m): 6:41pm On Jul 02, 2020
BadRadio:
As for me I will beat the living daylight out !

This is Africa.

No woman should dare try to get physical with me, in as much as I respect women I wouldnt smile and walk away and then pretend to be a gentle man if she slaps me with or without a reason.

I beat people for fun so play nice ! grin
A guy like me? I will give her the Randy Orton treatment. RKO things.
I am a very quiet person but my temper gets the best of me any time I was disrespected.
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Told Me She's Having Feelings For Another Guy, What Should I Do ? by Gofwane(m): 6:18pm On Jul 02, 2020
stop fvcking her and keep giving her money. In fact, surrender your ATM card and password to her. huh
Education › Re: How Does A Boy Who Doesn't Know How To Cook Survive In The University? by Gofwane(m): 7:18pm On Jun 28, 2020
Jackossky:
Hmmm. My brother...


You would have to get comfortable with eating spaghetti, indomie, bread, tea, garri(doesn't even need cooking)

However, if you are rich enough, you can negotiate with a particular restaurant and get to eat your three square meal there. I have a friend who does that.
That’s my format grin I pay Iya Aisha 18k monthly.
Politics › Re: SERAP Sues Health Ministry, NCDC Over ‘failure To Account For COVID-19 Money’ by Gofwane(m): 8:40am On Jun 22, 2020
DModeCntStopMe:
shocked

It has never been heard anywhere that this SERAP or whatever won any case. They are one of the most useless organisations we have in Nigeria. Myetti Allah is even better than them.

They are just there to make noise
Exactly! I just hope that agency is not funded by tax payer's money.
Romance › Re: 5 Things Every Nigerian Guy Has Suffered Dating A Nigerian Girl. by Gofwane(m): 8:49pm On Jun 13, 2020
lefulefu:
if u no want ur things to miss then no dey carry street girl come ur house cheesy.its safer carrying them to hotels.Some of my guys wen they need privacy and dem beg me to allow dem use my pad wen i see say the girl is kinder looking street(runzgirl) i no dey gree oo.i no want anything for my house to miss.
words of wisdom from the legend of the streets. grin
Romance › Re: The Question Of What Can A Lady Offer More Than Sex? by Gofwane(m): 8:25pm On Jun 13, 2020
Professorcplus:
Lol
why you dey laugh na?
Romance › Re: 5 Things Every Nigerian Guy Has Suffered Dating A Nigerian Girl. by Gofwane(m): 8:21pm On Jun 13, 2020
RealSolution001:
Peace stylishly made away with my Red Man U. Jersey. From give me let me wear for the night, to let me wear and pass from here to work and I'll return it later. Na so she take do away with my lovely Jersey.
Na their format be that.
Romance › Re: The Question Of What Can A Lady Offer More Than Sex? by Gofwane(m): 8:19pm On Jun 13, 2020
shestrong:
Mtcheww
open your legs lemme fvck you and not pay and see if you won't complain afterwards.
Romance › Re: 5 Things Every Nigerian Guy Has Suffered Dating A Nigerian Girl. by Gofwane(m): 8:14pm On Jun 13, 2020
lefulefu:
the glory na runzgirl.when a girl is fond of stealing then know for sure na street babe cheesy
Na confirm street babe. Picked her up when she was an IT student in my place of work.
Romance › Re: Your Ex Sent You A Text: “I Am With Someone Better Than You” – Reply In 3 Words by Gofwane(m): 6:04pm On Jun 13, 2020
I pity you, sir.
Romance › Re: The Question Of What Can A Lady Offer More Than Sex? by Gofwane(m): 5:50pm On Jun 13, 2020
JOACHINpedro:
I can't help you Sir, I don't even know anything about that institution sef.

But there is a rumour that says “sisters know the bad and good ones”. undecided
then your initial comment is invalid. Join the Gulder ultimate search and quote me when you've won.

Peace!
Romance › Re: 5 Things Every Nigerian Guy Has Suffered Dating A Nigerian Girl. by Gofwane(m): 5:42pm On Jun 13, 2020
I can relate to number 4. That was how Glory tiff my Chelsea jersey.
Romance › Re: The Question Of What Can A Lady Offer More Than Sex? by Gofwane(m): 5:21pm On Jun 13, 2020
Professorcplus:
lol! Atleast there's still 0.0001 of them. Seek 4 them.
show me one you know from that figure and I will gladly pay her bride price for you to marry.
Romance › Re: The Question Of What Can A Lady Offer More Than Sex? by Gofwane(m): 5:02pm On Jun 13, 2020
JOACHINpedro:
You've been meeting the wrong types bro.
Let me guess, b**bful, assful and hot cakes type.
grin busted. Could you please recommend one good one? Cos even the innocent looking ones I met are devils when I dug deeper.

I wan try marry next year.
Romance › Re: The Question Of What Can A Lady Offer More Than Sex? by Gofwane(m): 4:50pm On Jun 13, 2020
Abeg, 99.9999 present day Nigerian ladies can't offer any of these.
Crime › Re: Nigeria, U.S. Fight For Hushpuppi’s Custody From UAE — Premium Times by Gofwane(m): 4:39pm On Jun 13, 2020
Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright
If this guy get sense make he Plead guilty

I know why
grin reduced sentence
Autos › Re: How Do We Recover Our Money From A Car Dealer? by Gofwane(m): 4:21pm On Jun 13, 2020
Awoof transaction gone wrong grin
Politics › Re: Full Speech Of President Buhari On June 12, 2020 by Gofwane(m): 8:39am On Jun 12, 2020
Fvck you angry
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Is Double Dating Me With Another Guy, Please Advice Me by Gofwane(m): 6:28pm On Jun 08, 2020
Millennialaku:
mtcheww, wait till she gifts you something angry angry
That’s gonna be Covid-19 or Covid-20 version.
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Is Double Dating Me With Another Guy, Please Advice Me by Gofwane(m): 6:20pm On Jun 08, 2020
Fineboy444:
I don tire for all this woman matter
Commit suicide if you dont know what to do next. Fool
God bless you and your local government
Romance › Re: Please I Need Names Of Funny Movies, I Have A Girl Coming Over by Gofwane(m): 6:05pm On Jun 08, 2020
Spartacus and Game of Thrones. Very funny movies that made me laugh out loud angry
Romance › Re: 18+ Redpill : Artificial Vagina Has Replaced Women by Gofwane(m): 3:40am On Jun 06, 2020
SultanOfAbia:
@ilegendd needs this more than anybody else. He is the horniest goat I've ever seen on this forum. He might even destroy the device with his konji
Ilegendd now. . .

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