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Family › Re: Snow Sea Freezer Vs Hiscence by GorillaApp(m): 2:59pm On Jan 28, 2023
pocohantas:
The resolution is poor. You just won’t notice because you are used to it. But when you go to another place and watch from Samsung or LG, you will realise what you have been going through.
I have already. The TV I bought in my office has better resolution
Family › Re: Snow Sea Freezer Vs Hiscence by GorillaApp(m): 7:56am On Jan 28, 2023
pocohantas:
When I talk am for clearance thread, some people wey their head no too balance go dey argue with me. Even if you dash me Hisense product, I won’t collect it. cheesy
What about their washing machine? I have been using their TV since endsarrs period ( bought exactly on that day). And it's been working very well
Politics › Re: Peter Obi Introduced At Dunamis Church Nations Worship (Video/Pictures) by GorillaApp(m): 6:37am On Jan 28, 2023
tuoyoojo:
Applying his own rules to himself

That's a principled man

This is why people love him

A bullion van of new naira notes cannot buy this love

The love was earned
Aswear! Never seen this type of natural, organic love shown any politician in Nigeria before
Romance › Re: Have You Ever Had Sex With Someone & Started Having Nightmares? by GorillaApp(m): 9:37am On Jan 27, 2023
Voiceofthestree:
Not for people like you
Lol
Romance › Re: Have You Ever Had Sex With Someone & Started Having Nightmares? by GorillaApp(m): 7:32pm On Jan 26, 2023
Voiceofthestree:
You don’t know nothing
Then explain. I actually wanted you to explain
Romance › Re: Have You Ever Had Sex With Someone & Started Having Nightmares? by GorillaApp(m): 5:46pm On Jan 26, 2023
Voiceofthestree:
When you wake up early morning around 5am before talking with anyone piss for your hand drink small use the rest rob all your body wait for some min for the piss to dry in your body then take a bath with water put sea salt in the water to bath come back and thank me
Hahaha bros you wicked aswear!
See advice
Politics › Re: This Is The Tinubu They Said Can't Hold A Cup Of Tea - Twitter User Shares Video by GorillaApp(m): 5:37pm On Jan 26, 2023
lhordspy:
A wise man once said:

The difference between human and Animal is that animals will never allow the dumbest in their midst ; mislead them.

The most significant take-away for me in this election period is that it unravelled, unbuttoned, unriddled, exposed lot of mysteries about the mental state of some Nigerians. The deficiency in their reasoning faculty and ability to take, breakdown, consume information before digestion.

SOS. We need help.
Well spoken!
Animals will never allow the dunbest and the weakest to lead them
Here in Nigeria, imps like this one I quoted is praying for a man who is tired, spent and suffering from dementia? To rule over able -bodied, cerebral men.
If na Osibanjo you dey support sef, I for dash you money. Tinubu is old and tired. He should go rest
Politics › Re: Koka Flyover, Asaba Commissioned By Atiku Abubakar by GorillaApp(m): 10:38am On Jan 26, 2023
Femich18:
We don't even know which ti believe. Some Delta guys said he Improved the state which others said otherwise and he's vying for the VP
As the case may be let us all just vote wisely..Feb 25 is here already
If you have any friends in Delta, call them and get the exact position. Font mind the paid agents here. Delta state receives so much with little to show for it
Crime › Re: Chimpanzees Killed, Meat Used To Make Pepper Soup In Bayelsa Community (Pix) by GorillaApp(m): 6:53am On Jan 26, 2023
Adaisback:
God help us o. How can you eat a creature that basically looks like you?
Not only look like you but have 97% genetic resemblance with you
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Do You Have A Hustle Story? by GorillaApp(m): 12:58pm On Jan 25, 2023
@Rubyjade.
It was easy for you because you were living in your parents house( no rent).
Almost free transportation to work.
And I'm certain you are a lady.( Don't get me wrong though, a lot of door open for ladies and lots of freebies too).

Most persons didn't have these kinds of advantages to act as a cushion
Foreign Affairs › Re: Massive Number Of Ravens In Kiev’s Skies Causes The Locals To Fear ( Video) by GorillaApp(m): 10:18am On Jan 25, 2023
FERNANDEZISBACK:
This dude might be back with his alternate to wail about end times. 😂😂😂
#clown #lifeless god!! 😂😂

This is one of his numerous account used for hyping his god... Lol😄🤣
Wetin consign you. Read and pass simple!
Computers › Re: AVAILABLE: 100k & Below Laptops by GorillaApp(m): 9:11pm On Jan 24, 2023
FluxEmpire:
Still available
Can I see more pix
Food › Re: Unboxing Of A 3million Naira Alcoholic Drink (pics/video) by GorillaApp(m): 2:31pm On Jan 24, 2023
iHateFraudsters:
Do I look like Dangote?
Of course you are not...that's why you can't understand it. The extremely wealthy don't splurge on vanities like this

EOD.
Don't bother mentioning me. We all have different outlook
Properties › Re: What Kind Of House Can I Build With 3m by GorillaApp(m): 11:24am On Jan 24, 2023
lavylilly:
What kind of house can I build with 3m
Don't be discouraged
Food › Re: Unboxing Of A 3million Naira Alcoholic Drink (pics/video) by GorillaApp(m): 11:23am On Jan 24, 2023
iHateFraudsters:
Broke question
Can Dangote buy this drink?
Food › Re: Unboxing Of A 3million Naira Alcoholic Drink (pics/video) by GorillaApp(m): 11:16am On Jan 24, 2023
Cutehector:
poverty mindset question.
In all honesty, do you think Dangote will buy this drink .
Food › Re: Unboxing Of A 3million Naira Alcoholic Drink (pics/video) by GorillaApp(m): 10:37am On Jan 24, 2023
Abeg the drink dey give enternal life?
Family › Re: How Lagosians Desecrate The Institution Of Marriage by GorillaApp(m): 7:15pm On Jan 21, 2023
judedwriter:
A guy rent a single room and occasionally brings girls to sleep with.

I thought this guy was single until I saw him with his wife and son!!

Truly, the institution of marriage has been battered beyond measures....

Worst still, the fear of God is becoming extinct.
Is the wife and child living in the one room?
How did you know it's his family
Politics › Re: Mass Resignation Hits PDP In Delta State by GorillaApp(m): 9:23am On Jan 17, 2023
Efewestern:
Igbo population won't be the reason Obi will win Delta state. They are not majority and they alone can't determine the outcome of the result. This is for Delta state, can't speak of rivers.

Obi is simply loved by all. You'd be surprised at the way he's accepted in places like Warri and sapele. Keke riders are using their own funds to print banners etc. No presidential candidate has enjoyed such massive acceptance in this zone since 2015.

Also, these plenty resignations have nothing to do with the presidential election. They all have more effects on the gubernatorial elections.

As for Delta South, they have not shown any interest whatsoever in the presidential election. It would be foolish for any party to bank on them.
Spot on!

Some people go just open their mouth dey yarn puan!
Politics › Re: Mass Resignation Hits PDP In Delta State by GorillaApp(m): 9:21am On Jan 17, 2023
OvisFranko:
Bros, make you reason Obarisi, Sen. Ovie Omo-Agege on election day o.
Governor - Agege
President - Obi
Politics › Re: Mass Resignation Hits PDP In Delta State by GorillaApp(m): 8:40am On Jan 17, 2023
garfield1:
I haven't realized everything.I always knew obi will do well in delta because of the number of igbos there just as in rivers,the level of education and awareness there and due to the level of urbanisation there...I always adjust my projections based on development happening,I am flexible.if not that okowa is running mate and delta south gives bloc votes,I'll have given delta to obi
Are you on ground here? We are fully here and have our ear to the ground. Okowa is a failure. You need to see the state of roads in Delta and the general decadence here. people are angry. To make matters worse, he brought in a notorious tout and Jaguda, well known to everyone as a thug and forced him down our throats.
I have interviewed so many persons and they are rooting for Agege.

Omo- Agege has brought in some development into Delta. He attracted the new polytechnic, brought street lights and a massive water project to Adeje( I saw these with my eyes when I was working on a project there) he also carried out some rural electrification project in Ugbokodo- Okpe just to mention a few
Pls I'm not APC. I am obidient. But Deltans have woken up and will not longer queue up behind anyone because of party
Politics › Re: Mass Resignation Hits PDP In Delta State by GorillaApp(m): 8:26am On Jan 17, 2023
Vinnie2000:
All thanks to the 'Roadmaster'and his STEALING PARTNER, Oborevwori whom he wants to Install by Fire by Force! undecided

Abeg for Presidential, Deltans should vote PETER OBI. cool

Governorship, Omo-Agege. Let's Try him and See! smiley
Balanced permutation.

This is words on the street cool
Politics › Re: Mass Resignation Hits PDP In Delta State by GorillaApp(m): 8:25am On Jan 17, 2023
lordm:
They will regret. Delta State is pdp
E go shock you grin
Music/Radio › Re: Remembering Dr Sir Warrior: Oriental Brothers- Nwanne Awu Enyi by GorillaApp(m): 4:48pm On Jan 16, 2023
nogasimplicity:
Oriental is one of the best with deep reflection, words of encouragement, advice, scintillating tunes. Word like "Oji oso agbakwuru ogu" ozu sibe usi enyi ka nwanne alala", oke no na olulu onwere nso"., elibe uzo libe enyi", agamefu adighi mma na aju", etc I do play ihe oma almost everyday. He Sir warrior and the surviving members like dansatch, ichita and kabaka are legends in highlife music. God bless Oriental brothers
The way you guys write read this Igbo makes me envy you guys. I can't do same and it annoys me
Music/Radio › Re: Remembering Dr Sir Warrior: Oriental Brothers- Nwanne Awu Enyi by GorillaApp(m): 4:39pm On Jan 16, 2023
Useku:
When chips were down for me as a uni boy,I drew strength from his songs playing cassettes from my transistor radio.

I remember,
Ozo wu iwem,and I fought never to have a generational pattern web me in.

I remember ,

Onye mezie ndu ya emezie,and I vowed to leave right and shun temporal pleasures

I remember,
All the lyrics of nwanne awu eyin and I chose to learn from the wisdom of the ancients!

I have their songs in my office laptop,car stereo and in my bedroom.

Rest on dey warrior.
Can I have them pls
Politics › Re: ARISE To Onanuga: Journalists Shouldn't Be Harassed But Allowed To Do Their Jobs by GorillaApp(m): 7:25pm On Jan 14, 2023
Aufbauh:
AriseTV Is it by force to cover someone's activities?
When you decide to run for presidential position, you are no more a private man.
Politics › Re: IGP, DSS, AGF Sued For Alleged Negligence To Peter Obi’s Safety by GorillaApp(m): 8:07am On Jan 14, 2023
occfx:
Na so, the man dey stay inside bush dey do the video. He no get church
I for like follow up that man
Romance › Re: I Accused My Gal Friend Wrongly by GorillaApp(m): 8:02am On Jan 14, 2023
I'm tired of reading all these childish post on nairaland

U Neva marry woman u put am for House? If she die na wahala. If na some tribes, you go marry the deadi bodi and do burial. Some tribe go say make you build house.

Instead of thinking of how to grow in life na woman matter u carry for head like gala this early morning. Smh.

People wey go advice you dey come.


Back to my hustle
Politics › Re: IGP, DSS, AGF Sued For Alleged Negligence To Peter Obi’s Safety by GorillaApp(m): 8:00am On Jan 14, 2023
occfx:
One prophet said this when TB Joshua died, I no believe am. That time PO has not even declared to run but he said an Igbo man will be the next president of Nigeria, everything is just playing like a movie. Me wey no dey believe nonsense prophecies. The same man who said TB Joshua may go back to God that month and 6 days later, TB Joshua died. I am waiting for any standard 2 odd he will prophecy one day.. Lol.

PO is indeed sent by God, may his will be done
For real?
Family › Re: I Am Depressed by GorillaApp(m): 5:27am On Jan 14, 2023
breakthrough22:
I didn't chase her away ,She did herself .If she doesn't come back,I will move on .I will always be there to help financially
Someone up there, kobojunkie said you should tackle your anger issue and trust issues. Beating a woman is a big no no for me. It brings you down to their level and even beneath. Follow what kobojunkie said in the first page and lastly, even if she comes back after January or even in march, accept her
You fvck up. Real men don't beat their women
Crime › Re: Leaked Nude Video: Actors Guild Calls For Arrest Of Empress Njamah’s Ex-lover by GorillaApp(m): 5:14am On Jan 14, 2023
OkpaAkuEriEri:
Maka gini?nwanne guy man fall,guy man e lie ya.
Empress a dago maga.

Biko mpa bupute part 3 na part 4.
Isi umu nwanyi afonj agbalisichago
Igbo dey sweet me. Wish I can be this fluent

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