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Top PagesRe: IPOB Attacks: SE Indigenes Avoid Christmas Trips Home by GorillaApp(m): 1:50pm On Dec 21, 2022
AcuraZDX:
Honestly. I wonder what they see South East as.

Maybe they think it's Borno or something.

If they go to Ariaria market today, they will close their stinking mouths.

People are busy buying things for Xmas, despite the economic hardship. All these uselèss media houses will sit in one AC room and write trash about a region, thinking it moves Igbos.

I gave my wife money for Xmas last week and after going to Aba, she planned on going there again this week. All these media houses just want SE to become another North. But Igbos no send their papa.
My neighbor downstairs has already sent the wife and kids home to Anambra. I will be rolling in by 24th. Nothing mega!
CrimeRe: Nigerian National Arrested In India With Drugs Worth Over ₦‎18 Million by GorillaApp(m): 9:19am On Dec 20, 2022
LILTJAY:
grin grin inec should help pityobi by opening polling units in Asian prisons

grin grin
Mods myndd44, nlpfmod, Dominique. I have come to understand a pattern Here. This monicker is in the habit of surfing the net and looking for Igbos in diaspora who where caught doing drug business.
Yes it is a bad behaviour. I'm an Igbo man and a proud one at that. I work real hard to get to where I'm today and will keep pushing my legit hustle..
I condemn this act just as millions of hardworking Igbos everywhere who are legit doing one business or the other. No tribe is impervious to crime but for a particular moniker to keep projecting a particular tribe always in bad light is tribalistic wickedness. Painting them in a particular shade to attract opprobrium is a new level of sadonistic satisfaction.

Keep on op. Everybody go chop breakfast las las

CareerRe: I Resigned From My Job. by GorillaApp(m): 9:42pm On Dec 19, 2022
God will fight for you no doubt
EducationRe: Benue State University Cancels Final Year Exam Over ‘Cheap’ Questions by GorillaApp(m): 1:52pm On Dec 19, 2022
LeoDeKing:
How will you ask a final year English student these types of questions?

An average JSS 1 student will answer the last question without any doubt.

In English as a subject, registers are terminologies associated with a particular field of endeavour or profession. Eg, in aviation, you have words like; air crew, cockpit, runways etc. I knew this as a JSS 2 student.
Got to know register from my then uni sweetheart.
CrimeRe: Russia Look For Naija Prisoners In India & D World To Fight, Ukraine by GorillaApp(m): 6:45am On Dec 19, 2022
Na by force? Haba!
PetsRe: Snake Killed At Our Back Yard by GorillaApp(m): 11:11pm On Dec 18, 2022
KingAfo:
Every snake in Naija is either cobra or black mamba �
There is no black mamba in Nigeria but small number of green mambas
PetsRe: Snake Killed At Our Back Yard by GorillaApp(m): 7:03pm On Dec 18, 2022
Venomous snake - cobra
PoliticsRe: 2023: Are The Ex-generals Actually Backing Obi? by GorillaApp(m): 10:42am On Dec 18, 2022
BigSarah:
No, they are all lying to him, every one knows Obi started his campaign too late when, almost every power broker has taken sides, that's why till date no valuable politician is with Obi, even amongst his own tribe.

ex-generals that can't draw governors, senators, HOR, and other elites are useless...

Obi is alone, his eyes would soon open like it did during PDP primaries..

Atiku is next, say no to rookies and drug barons
The people are solidly behind him. That's all
Christianity EtcRe: A Nairalander Released A Gospel Music. Theme: God Is Wonderful by GorillaApp(m): 6:45am On Dec 18, 2022
Good one keep it up.
Going to listen and will be back

Back....
Couldn't listen Cos it's on Facebook. Don't have a Facebook account. Kudos all the same
Jobs/VacanciesRe: UK Opens Door For Nigerian Teachers by GorillaApp(m): 10:14am On Dec 17, 2022
slydog:
Yh
Sent you a message. Thank for your understanding
Jobs/VacanciesRe: UK Opens Door For Nigerian Teachers by GorillaApp(m): 5:19am On Dec 17, 2022
slydog:
Yes, a govt approved certification
As long as the insurance agent is educated, yes he is qualified but the question how highly qualified is he? Because rem you are not competing with Nigerians but with Indians, Chinese and every other nationals immigrating to Canada, so a first degree along will not cut it for EE, aside from age factor and the need to write IELTS. Now there are other routes to come into Canada, agriculture, sch, care giver etc, now needs to research extensively and decide on the right path for himself, I have more than 2 degrees and I was younger and with over 7years working experience in Nigeria, so the EE path worked for me and I'm here.
I met a Nigerian lady who came in as a caregiver years ago, that was the path, today she runs her business as massager, and has bought a house, you might think, ordinary massage o, I paid her $105 for one hour deep tissue massage, but guess what, na handy work dey pay well here.
Can I reach out privately for my clarification? Can't send sensitive info here
I appreciate your time
Jobs/VacanciesRe: UK Opens Door For Nigerian Teachers by GorillaApp(m): 4:48pm On Dec 16, 2022
slydog:
Don't play yourself bro, Canada has a path for trades such as carpenters, plumbers, painters, roofers ,electricians and all. Just that the people in these trades esp in Nigeria are not aware and even when they are, most of them didn't go to approved schools or skill centers to earn certificates that can be verified by Canada immigration,. You know most of what we have here are boy boy who learnt the skill and settled by their oga, no valid certificates.
These trade guys are richer than bankers here in Canada, including mechanics too
I was discussing with a plumber friend that was working in my house yesterday and he is now realising this fact that they can make more over there. So for such a person, there must be a certificate of training?

Secondly, someone who has worked as an insurance agent for some years, can he move to Canada via the EE?
CelebritiesRe: Korth, Shina Rambo's Wife Calls Him Out, Say His Sister Smells (Video) by GorillaApp(m): 10:26am On Dec 16, 2022
Fountainofyouth:
You just answered my questions, that means we are capable of controlling your mind and reasoning, meaning men are weaklings

Okay.
Are you satisfied now?

Next!!!
EducationRe: How A Struggling Photographer Bagged A First Class In Law by GorillaApp(m): 7:34pm On Dec 15, 2022
AZUH:
Congratulations photo man but all these na clout chaser .
This ain't called for.
This story is inspiring and will encourage someone out there to push harder.


But op, why did you forget about your father. I don't like it when children overlook the efforts of their father. Imagine me doing everything I can now for my son, no matter how little and tomorrow him go begin hype the mother forget me?
Pls appreciate your father. Edit the post
PoliticsRe: Buhari Approves Refund Of Money Spent On Projects In Imo Airport by GorillaApp(m): 2:51pm On Dec 15, 2022
Who pays any attention to the Cow called leodeking.
Wasting his bloody Jobless day masturbating day and night on other people's matter. People wey no dey reason the verywickedfoolishgoat
PoliticsRe: Sheikh Abduljabar Nasiru Kabara Sentenced To Death By Hanging For Blasphemy by GorillaApp(m): 2:48pm On Dec 15, 2022
BigSarah:
Their land, their rules.. They are true Muslims, they practice the religion the way it should be practiced
I'm sure if it was your brother that was held for blasphemy, your tune will change
TravelRe: Second Niger Bridge Opens To Traffic Tomorrow, Fashola Does Final Inspection by GorillaApp(m): 6:24am On Dec 15, 2022
DevilSignature:
cheesy
Fashola does final inspection as what? Is he an engineer or an architect? What experience does he have in construction and engineering works? Not even experience in urban planning and beautifications. What exactly was he doing there? For just this small concrete bridge they will count it as an achievement for the ndigbo.

Yeye people
We will never vote for dead body again as a Nigerian president
My thoughts exactly. So if one section of the bridge is faulty how will he know that
PoliticsRe: The Leader Nigeria Needs (Opinion) by GorillaApp(m): 3:18pm On Dec 14, 2022
madamgrace:
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=pfbid02BucKRZmXJpAeiK9KNt9BriXY2ZdnDMfBX58QfaoWTgHbePBioxwzic1WTMVdByjyl&id=100050898281813&mibextid=Nif5oz
Another paid hack.

Okowa is a failure in Delta state. I'm on ground here.
Atiku will just fritter the resources of this country with his friends and cronies.


You op in the end will face severe hunger pang if they ever win
HealthRe: Woman Who Didn't Even Know She Was Pregnant Gives Birth In Plane Toilet by GorillaApp(m): 3:00pm On Dec 14, 2022
benqo01:
How is this possible? someone should explain
Google cryptic pregnancy.
Cc oregenal
HealthRe: Woman Who Didn't Even Know She Was Pregnant Gives Birth In Plane Toilet by GorillaApp(m): 2:59pm On Dec 14, 2022
God1000:
I don't believe this, how can she be pregnant for months without knowing.

So the baby never made a move inside her body, some people can lie sha.
Ever head cryptic pregnancy?
PropertiesRe: What Is That Diabolical Sign To Look Out For While Renting An Apartment? by GorillaApp(m): 2:56pm On Dec 14, 2022
Kobicove:
Keep quiet my friend, what he's experiencing is a natural phenomenon called sleep paralysis undecided
I know that's what you are going to say say. Well I laugh. I won't argue with you
PoliticsRe: APC Or Labour Party Presidency, A Threat To Nigeria's Unity - Harry Ariko by GorillaApp(m): 5:15pm On Dec 13, 2022
oakazzy:
PDP remain the only political party with the national spread and the party that has picked its officials from every angle of the country.
Presidential candidate and chairman of party from same region? Why is Wike and his co-travellers angry?
FamilyRe: Let's Hear Your Worst Sleepover Experience by GorillaApp(m): 3:50pm On Dec 13, 2022
ogashman:
Was usually going for sleep overs at her place.
During this time, I discovered that once it's 10pm I start hearing some rustling sounds at her backyard cos her window is at the back of the house, being made by restless rats.


I thought it a normal thing. But on this fateful night, while I was asleep, she woke up. Said she has something to tell me that I should promise I won't leave her after hearing her.


I checked the time it was around 2am. I told her I won't leave her.

This girl opened up to me that she has a spirit husband. And those sounds I hear at night re not from rats but her spirit hubby who always comes around to sleep with her.....

That he was making those sounds because I have taken his place, and he couldn't gain access.



To be honest, I literarily froze that moment. I was like babe why re u telling me this by this time of the night. I couldn't wait for dawn before emulating Chioma Ajunwa and never came back.

It was later I got to discover that was the reason why she could jus stare at one spot for a long time; later told me she does this whenever he communicates with her.


Some weird things also happened to her which she later told me was caused by her spirit husband. she could literarily go blind when reading for a test, regains her sight after some hours. When writing, her hands sometimes go numb that she wouldn't be able to hold a pen. Although, she regains herself after some hours.

This actually happened in a tertiary institution

The man tormented her till she was withdrawn from the institution
Are you for realhuh?
PoliticsRe: Pictures Of Osinbajo Dripping That Got People Talking by GorillaApp(m): 3:41pm On Dec 13, 2022
Iliveforever:
Missed as in how??

Someone who claimed to have the solution of the country but never shared it with buhari or implemented it.

He’s no different from Tinubu who claimed to also have the solution of the country after giving us buhari
Now before you start, I'm not APC nor Yoruba.

But I have mad love for Osibanjo ( no homo pls).: people like Osibanjo ought to be at the helms of affairs in this country but he couldn't work because he was surrounded by villains, devils and evil men. You really cannot comprehend the intrigue that goes on in Aso rock and other places. What you may not know is that OSI life is in danger so the idea of resigning is not an option. He can be killed for the fear of him spilling secrets
The man is actually walking a tight rope
My love is now for Obi cool

Cc; ckonnet
CrimeRe: Man Stabs Friend Over N200 Indian hemp in Adamawa (Photo) by GorillaApp(m): 11:48am On Dec 13, 2022
Imstrong2:
The guy feature for Spartacus huh huhsee sword angry angry
grin grin
Reminded me of one guy I met in avenue police station in warri one time we went to settle matter. They were calling the guy Spartacus. Him use long sword open person shoulder. kiss
From what I learnt people around there have been demeaning him and anger have been building up to boiling point. These other unfortunate fellow now went to taunt him again and "Spartacus" flew into a rage and let loose!
FoodRe: See What Almajiri Brought In My House In Exchange For Food to eat (photos) by GorillaApp(m): 11:38am On Dec 13, 2022
Weirdcamila:
Let’s see the food you offered him
Exactly. Nigerians can be very exploitative
Christianity EtcRe: My Husband And I Are Not Divorced - Pastor Ayo Oritsejafor's Wife, Helen by GorillaApp(m): 9:53am On Dec 13, 2022
erospecial:
Pastor and wife living apart yet deceiving the counterfeit Christians to be singing their praises and glory. You can deny there's no sugar boy with you in London!
They are actually living apart.

Not happy about it though
PoliticsRe: Predict 2023 Presidential Elections by GorillaApp(m): 2:35pm On Dec 12, 2022
Sorry I had to quote you here. I tried doing so on the Canadian express thread but it wouldn't allow me (locked).
Really don't know much about this but I saw you advising someone.
Kindly help clarify this issue.
My confusion stems from jobs I have done in the past.
Worked as a relationship officer with a bank, but recently worked as a senior financial advisor with an insurance company owned by a first generation bank.( Was there for over 4 yes)
Resigned last year and started my business. Now when applying for EE, what are my chances, considering my job experience. Are there any province looking for guys like us?
What's your advice?
Thank you so much
TravelRe: Canadian Student Visa Thread Part 22 by GorillaApp(m): 2:15pm On Dec 12, 2022
Pls how does one make payment for application fee for schools in the U.S?
AgricultureRe: Ugu Farming And Setup Analysis by GorillaApp(m): 5:56pm On Dec 11, 2022
veggieman2be:
Thanks
Beautiful analysis. This knowledge is what most business men lack and these are the information necessary to succeed and if you are pitching any idea to angel investors, this is what they wanna hear
CelebritiesRe: Julius Agwu Confirms Marriage Crash: ‘My Wife Said She Was Tired' by GorillaApp(m): 11:31am On Dec 11, 2022
Mindlog:
If his wife "drove" him into the hands of those so called women, he should be happy he is now free to enjoy those so called women as much as he likes, without anyone accusing him of adultery as he is no longer married. cheesy
Verywickedman grin
CelebritiesRe: Julius Agwu Confirms Marriage Crash: ‘My Wife Said She Was Tired' by GorillaApp(m): 10:02am On Dec 11, 2022
mjuvey3:
Please before you abuse the lady,do some findings.

Julius is a serial fornicator and even all the time he was sick,he was cheating on his wife with different girls.....I can't count the number of times I've seen Julius at popular hotels & hangouts on the island frolicking with prostitutes.

Why won't she leave you? Look at the way he painted it as if the wife just left her without him doing anything wrong.


SMH smiley
Shut the fvck up deputy Jesus cum Mr morality! Who are you to judge him? Do you know the wife's hidden sin? Do you know if the woman drove him into the hands of those so called women or vice Versa?
Just open your mouth like basket waaaa!

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