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Programming › Re: I Asked Chatgpt To Write A Poem About Nairaland. Here's The Output by GorillaApp(m): 7:57pm On Feb 06, 2023
PPIA:
It does. But you will have to break up your thesis into parts and feed it information bit by bit.

E go write am for you finish aswear
Are you serious?
Na demon dey behind the thing? grin

I don dey fear o
Politics › Re: Peter Obi Lands In Kwara State For His Presidential Campaign Rally (Pics) by GorillaApp(m): 4:39pm On Feb 06, 2023
Domipraiz:
My president
I was there live
God bless you. Keep the fire burning
Politics › Re: Peter Obi Lands In Kwara State For His Presidential Campaign Rally (Pics) by GorillaApp(m): 4:37pm On Feb 06, 2023
BATified2023:
u igbos will cry fire
U are already crying grin
Programming › Re: I Asked Chatgpt To Write A Poem About Nairaland. Here's The Output by GorillaApp(m): 2:09pm On Feb 06, 2023
Abeg wetin be this chstgpt.

Can it write thesis for someone
Crime › Re: Popular Hair Vendor Perry Dies Few Days To Her Wedding by GorillaApp(m):
Too bad.

Life is very ephemeral.

May her soul rest in peace

Yesterday I watched a program where a man walking on the street had a cardiac arrest and fell to his knees. Two passerbys quickly put a call to emergency response. they came some minutes later and tried for over 8 minutes to restart his heart that has stopped working.

Later on, they installed a small defribillator to his heart to give the heart a weak charge each time it stops.
After leaving the hospital, He had four of such cardiac arrest and was saved by the device positioned in his heart.

He was saved because he was staying in an environment that works. if it was Nigeria, he would have died. No argument.

Nigerians, let stand up and do the right thing this time. That man survived because he was in a functional environment.

Choose wisely. Choose PO
Politics › Re: They Have Left Tinubu Behind Oo, Watch This Video by GorillaApp(m): 6:52am On Feb 05, 2023
The race is between PO and Atiku



PO for president!
Celebrities › Re: Mum Had 2 Kids Before Marrying My Dad, Then Married Another Man With Her 7 Kids by GorillaApp(m): 6:46am On Feb 05, 2023
Their headache.


Not enough reason to be hoeing around lawani
Politics › Re: 5 Types Of Nigerians During This Naira Scarcity – Which One Are You? by GorillaApp(m): 6:38am On Feb 05, 2023
Well my bae is a banker. I'm covered grin

Also have a friend who owns a shop in the market.
Na dem dey run am for me
Education › Re: Okorocha's Wife Graduates From Imsu With A PhD by GorillaApp(m): 6:34am On Feb 05, 2023
I can see my former boss in the background
Politics › Re: MC Oluomo Writes INEC To Allow Him Transport Election Materials by GorillaApp(m): 8:56pm On Feb 04, 2023
mightyhaze:
Goat dey look after yam? grin
Someone should Photoshop the infinity logo and cap on this Bat. I want to be sure
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Please Help Me Decide On This Present Job Offer by GorillaApp(m): 7:45pm On Feb 04, 2023
VeryWickedSimp:
Huge red flags!! ⚠️

1. It is a one man business. Trouble!!
2. He/she will owe you salary, manipulate and abuse you till you question your sanity.
3. No heirarchy nor structure which is obvious in paragraph 2 means ordinary cleaner can endear herself to the boss and Bleep you up.
4. They will not pay you anything no matter what you do. They will always find an excuse to ensure you don't ever meet up to that target and activate the salary.
5. Eventually, you will be fired or worse still, accused of stealing/fraud.

Advice: Stay where you are and keep applying. Don't contact them again, don't negotiate. The more you negotiate the more convinced you will be about their scam.


OR
You can defy me and return here to create a wailing thread in 2 months time. Just make sure to mention me so I can laugh well.
Oh you read the letter?
I didn't even read it before arriving at the conclusion that op will cry bitter tears if he port to new company.
Op, I take everything you hold dear beg you, don't go.
I don talk my own finish
Politics › Re: How True Are El-Rufai's Several Claims On Channels TV Interview? - Fact Check by GorillaApp(m): 7:31pm On Feb 04, 2023
Ayosman1:
What concern landmass with election, does landmass translate to development. I'm not an Igbo confirm Okpe man from the great Urhobo ethnicNationality. But with all honesty of purpose, the Igbos are one of the most successful tribe in Nigeria today. The Yorubas are not even as successful as the Igbos. That short Governor should go and sit down, a man who could protect indigenous Southern Kaduna Christians that sworn to protect
Oshare wadoo!
Politics › Re: How True Are El-Rufai's Several Claims On Channels TV Interview? - Fact Check by GorillaApp(m): 7:21pm On Feb 04, 2023
AntonVince:
Why the need to fact-check an age-long fallacy being regurgitated by one hate-filled religious bigot in the first place?
The pathetic imp should simply have been left alone to wallow in his grand delusion till the reality hits him next month.
It is necessary to do so my bro.
If a lie is told too often and not refuted it begins to resemble the truth.

Some people who are not aware can see it as a fact
Celebrities › Re: Mr Ibu Reacts To His Wife's Allegations (Video) by GorillaApp(m): 1:45pm On Feb 04, 2023
doggedfighter:
A lot is really going on in this family.



There are factions.

I think Mr ibu didn't plan his life and family well and it's coming to bite him now.

Even those his sons are not even too happy with him but every one dey hustle dem share and gats to act cool.



I think the issue here is that the wife wants him and his money for herself and her children but it it's not working reason for the blackmail.

Madam , he already had his hands and nests full before you came in so forget that garagara.


He has 14 CHILDREN and I am not sure he's as active and as rich as he used to be. So this means trouble. undecided

Jasmine seems to have so much power and say in his affairs and family. I don't know why.



In the first video the wife posted I didn't see Mr ibu assault the wife. That video was cut and joined. A blackmail tool !



For a quiet and peaceful old age every man should avoid plenty women and children.

I am sad for Ibu !
Your last sentence is gold. Every man, try and prepare your nest for old age your wife fit no reason you, even your children
Crime › Re: Court Remands Man For Sexually Molesting Toddler In Ondo by GorillaApp(m): 1:39pm On Feb 04, 2023
aidameoryou:
[color=#000000]I don go collect my PVC today, one vote in the bag for P.O
Stop playing!!![/color]
God bless you!
Let save this sinking ship called Nigeria
Celebrities › Re: Mr Ibu's Wife Accuse Him Of Manhandling Her, Not Paying School Fees by GorillaApp(m): 11:25am On Feb 04, 2023
Sucre6:
Lols, i am an igbo bro, I understand everything he said, he's clearly angry, you could say stuff when u are angry, but he didn't hit her, though he was saying he's going to do something to her that would surprise her, but of cos u don't judge without hearing the two sides of the story.

E be like woman never act drama for your head Nah why u dey talk like this. Just wait until u hear the full gist.

Post the full video on google drive if there was any violence in the video, else just stop
Don't mind all these small children. I don't waste my time on them. Women are sly and very deceptive. You can also add manipulative.

I heard one woman ranting that the man doesn't take care of them or pay school fees until the man brought out receipts and tons of account statement and the f00lish woman went mute. And so many persons have been castigating the Man.
Whenever I hear a woman says he doesn't take care of us, I always take that information with a pinch of salt. I have seen several cases that turned out to be a lie. In some case, maybe he wasn't giving enough, but who even give enough these days? Can you ever satisfy any woman with giving?
I have nothing against women but I like being balanced
Politics › Re: Pictures Of Peter Obi In Town Hall Meeting With The Business Community by GorillaApp(m): 7:20pm On Feb 03, 2023
Man on fire!

Ride on sir.

Solidly behind you. Me, my family my clan, friends and even my village stand for your back.
Politics › Re: Ayo Adebanjo: If Obi Loses, A Christian Southerner May Never Be President Again by GorillaApp(m): 12:21pm On Feb 03, 2023
PointZerom:
If an elder speaks to you in parables and you demand for explanation, the dowry paid on your mother's head was in vain - Igbo Proverb.
It's either they are northerners hiding under the umbrella of the west or they are just plain stewpid

Adebanjo's word is loaded with several hidden meaning. These are folks who are connected and have their ears to the ground. For making this comments, he must have heard something
Politics › Re: Get Me The Most Intelligent And Ardent Tinubu Supporter Lets Debate by GorillaApp(m): 6:53am On Feb 03, 2023
Shots fired!!! grin


Ihordspy, tinubuadvocate, zulum500 freestuffNG, .
Oya make Una come defend Una lord and master.
The gauntlet has been dropped!

Gbagam! Round 1

Fight!!! grin

Let me sit at ring side for an interesting convo
Politics › Re: A White Lady On Tiktok Looking For A Townhall Different From Balablu by GorillaApp(m): 11:37am On Feb 02, 2023
Goodlady:
This girl's crazy.
She should order for Balablue Vodka where she ll get high and enter the town hall different from balablu, blublu, bulaba, shedi balabala! 😆 😂 😂

On a serious note, I need to be blunt with the bros below:
Are you an Igboman or a sponsored snake from the north? Cos no sane Igboman ll type this.
To answer your question, will Igbos vote Obi if he's a Yoruba man?
The problem is the north's born to rule mentality that's making them queue behind a thief hiding in PDP for president.
I m looking forward ⏩ to a collabo of Igbos and Yorubas. It has never happened and it can happen.
The last picture cracked me up. Nigerians are crazy aswear grin

Na the economy no good, if not Nigeria would have been a fun place to live with our penchant for jokes and happiness
Politics › Re: A White Lady On Tiktok Looking For A Townhall Different From Balablu by GorillaApp(m): 11:32am On Feb 02, 2023
Ezeama400:
Tinubu is a legend in skit making

cheesy cheesy..

Sabinus should go make dem do collabo
Nigga finally discovered his God given talent grin
Politics › Re: Calabar Rally: Tinubu Didn’t Attack Buhari – APC PCC by GorillaApp(m): 6:22am On Feb 02, 2023
Apophenia24k:
Is this a threat or what?
But am sure your community has paid some price with your support for Buhari.
My account maybe 5months old but still older than your sense..
After they've killed many in benue you idi*t still want to force another calamity on us.... God go punish una
You sef be vawulence master grin


Correct one bro
Romance › Re: AI Generated Sexy Bikini Models Going Viral, Set To Replace Women (Photos) by GorillaApp(m): 11:26am On Feb 01, 2023
GRIMMJOE:
Zoom in, AI struggles alot with fingers, once you see it you cannot unsee it.
You supposed dey work as detective
Business › Re: How To Know When It’s Time To Scale Your Business by GorillaApp(m): 12:39pm On Jan 31, 2023
Nice one.
I'm here now. Thinking of scaling up and also branching out
Politics › Re: If Peter Obi is good, why these very terrible reports about him in 2012? by GorillaApp(m): 5:27pm On Jan 29, 2023
jogojogo:
Is that suppose to be the answer if Obi has really done well?
I said you are a thief, instead of you to defend yourself, all you have to say is that I am also a thief and you are not the only one stealing.
This question has nothing to do with Tinubu but alas in defending in undefendable, you have to jump to TINUBU name
I don't have time for your silly crap. Me, my family and friends, colleagues and neighbors are obidient. I'm working night and day on that
Go and do your own work too
Let me vote my own thief in peace. Go vote yours
Politics › Re: If Peter Obi is good, why these very terrible reports about him in 2012? by GorillaApp(m): 3:34pm On Jan 29, 2023
copyrites:
To answer your question on Peter Obi, kindly go through my observations here with an open mind.

November 2006, Peter Obi was impeached because he wasn't siphoning money into people's pocket. See positive reactions from Nairalanders in 2006. This is the thread:
https://www.nairaland.com/29376/anambra-governor-peter-obi-been

Fast forward to 2007 (less than 1 year), someone opened a thread on Nairaland complaining and a few people where crying in page 1 until u.rchins took the page to 33 in 2022. What do you want him to do in less than 1 year after facing impeachment? Do you want Peter Obi to kill himself knowing very well that no one can actually satisfy Nigerians?? Can you name one politicians, dead or alive anywhere in the world without negative commentaries?

Having spent enough time as governor without threats of impeachment:
This is a 2012 thread with people admitting that Peter Obi indeed tried his best:
https://www.nairaland.com/1158356/peter-obi-anambra-state-working


Now, enough of PO. Can you post any Tinubu's thread from way back with majority praising him? Can you?


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have you seen Tinubu's thread from way back?

1. What bola Tinubu Ojuyobo did - Nairalander in 2007

https://www.nairaland.com/49988/what-bola-tinubu-ojuyobo-did

2. Tinubu is a failure - Nairalander in 2007
https://www.nairaland.com/47506/tinubu-failure

3. Tinubu is the major problem of Lagos - Nairalander in 2012
https://www.nairaland.com/1074370/tinubu-major-problem-lagos-state/4

4. Monumental land fraud in Lagos by Bola Ahmed Tinubu - Nairalander in 2010
https://www.nairaland.com/462913/monumental-land-scams-lagos-involving

When you go through about 4 threads about him and his administration from old Nairalanders, you will beg that same Obi to be president for 15 years.
God bless you my brother. Like say I go fit see you physically, one carton of Heineken for fall on you this evening. Lol

Leave all these animals let them be twisting narrative and baking half truth. Only presenting the bad side which is in the minority but always failing to project the good side.

PO is no Saint but among these crop of criminals, he is the best!
Even Jesus get enemy while on earth here.
Politics › Re: See Peter Obi's Beautiful And Gorgeous Photographer by GorillaApp(m): 3:22pm On Jan 29, 2023
Beautiful lady.


Do your children a favour and save Nigeria.

Vote PO
Family › Re: Snow Sea Freezer Vs Hiscence by GorillaApp(m): 6:31am On Jan 29, 2023
AccessME:
Aiit thanks for the review I appreciate. I've decide to go for good fairly used instead of those unreliable products.
Hisense is not unreliable. I know folks using it for years. I bought mine on the day of endsarrs protest.( I'm referring to their TVs). It's just that the resolution is not the best in the market.
Personally, if I just wanted a non-smart TV, I would rather pick the hisense. But the only time I will pick a fairly used TV, is if I wanted a smart TV.
My personal opinion. You are free to make your choice. Best of luck
Car Talk › Re: Frustrated Due To Damaged Immobilizer/brainbox by GorillaApp(m): 5:53pm On Jan 28, 2023
ArticleBeast:
Tribalism just wan kee you. It is a naija slang for roadside mechanic
Exactly what I explained to the imp
Car Talk › Re: Frustrated Due To Damaged Immobilizer/brainbox by GorillaApp(m): 5:50pm On Jan 28, 2023
beardedboy:
What do you mean by Kazeem?

If what you mean is yoruba mechanics then I'm glad to tell you that they're light years ahead of those quack criminals in Abia or Onitsha.
To you everything is tribal. East or West.

I feel really ashamed for you. You should have asked before exposing your ignorance. Kazzeem refers to a road side mechanic and could be from any tribe. The onus here is someone with half baked knowledge.

This one don jump into Igbo- Yoruba war.

I guess if I mentioned Yoruba demon now you will also begin to foam in the mouth
Family › Re: Snow Sea Freezer Vs Hiscence by GorillaApp(m): 4:50pm On Jan 28, 2023
AccessME:
pls which did u buy?
I bought a weyon TV. Had better resolution than the hisense but sound is so poor. I wouldn't recommend it either. I bought it because I hardly have time to watch TV while at the office and so I know it won't be over-labored.
But given those other choice so mentioned somewhere in this thread, I wouldn't touch them.... no known performance record, no available parts and support etc.
I will still pick the hisense and maxi over the UFC, Amani, Dixon and co you mentioned. It is more durable than them and there is parts and support.

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