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Celebrities › Re: Burna Boy’s Police Escort Shoots Two At Lagos Club by Govocrete: 1:04pm On Jun 12, 2022
I just need to make my point know.

1. Why are Five (5) armed policemen assigned to a private citizen, are the police meant to be rented.

2. In the same way, you assign over Ten (10) armed policemen and Five (5) civil defense to a senator, why?

3. Government should stop allowing our police to be use as errand boys (Burna boy sending an inspector to go and call him a lady). Other use the police to collect food for them at parties, some will use the police as their bag-boys at the airport. The most painful one is a policeman holding an umbrella for a Chinese man under the sun.

4. It is about time, civil defense only should be use to guard VIP. They should be assign with only stunt gun or guns with rubber bullet.

I have come to realize that in Nigeria everything now intoxicating (Power drunk).

1. Driving a car with siren
2. Wearing a uniform
3. Driving a car with a FG plate number
4. Being related to an officer
5. Being a cashier in a bank
6. Fuel pump attendant

The list is endless, please add your own observations
Romance › Re: Have Your Parents Ever Tried To Match Make You Before? Share Your Experience by Govocrete: 6:41pm On Jun 11, 2022
Run, I say run are you still there, run far
Properties › Re: 5-Storey Building Collapses In Ebonyi (Photos) by Govocrete: 2:10pm On Jun 09, 2022
This actually happen based on any of these factors:

1. Using an architect as a Building Engineer
2. My brother have building experience and he can build it with my budget
3. Cutting corners and compromising quality
4. Prefer cheap bidder

Now it is penny wise pound foolish, the blame will now be on the innocent old people you brandish as witches.
Romance › Re: I've Started Bleaching Coz Girls Like Fair Guys More(photo) by Govocrete: 11:00am On Jun 08, 2022
Girls like fools that will be there for them to foot their bills, wash their clothes, plate and who will be their errand boys.

Bleaching is not enough, instead of you thinking about money, wisdom and knowledge that will make girls flock around you, you decide to bleach because you have a complex.

Continue you will only attract your likes. Read what it takes to satisfy a lady and be wise.

Politics › Re: Pictures Of APC Delegates Casting Their Votes At The Convention by Govocrete: 8:26am On Jun 08, 2022
Pauldollars:
If Tinubu wins all Northerners will dump APC to escort Atiku to Aso Rock. Let Southerners and delegates not deceive themselves.
Northerners don't believe in any Poltical Party but play regional politics
This is a statement of fact. No matter who APC choose this will be the result for Atiku:

North: 85% vote
East: 58%
South South: 60%
South West: 45%

APC lost the election, when PDP choose Atiku. Even though Atiku is not perfect, APC don’t have someone that will defeat him.
Politics › Re: Yahaya Bello Angrily Walks Out Of Northern APC Governors Meeting by Govocrete: 9:05pm On Jun 06, 2022
The white lion is being drag into muddy water. See face, I heard you took Kogi 10yrs back and you want to rule Nigerua my country.

Crime › Re: Whatsapp Message That Made Glo Accountant Commit Su*cide Surfaces by Govocrete: 10:09pm On Jun 04, 2022
Omoluabi16:
Last last only you can give yourself happiness. Millions of married people out there with hordes of children who are depressed as hell. 47 IS NOT that old. She was obviously doing well career wise. I wish she adopted children..
I support you, I have been preaching from the book of happiness chapter 1 verse 3-5, I read:

“Under the sun, there is nothing that can give you happiness except the happiness you create from within yourself. Fame, wealth, children, education will not give you happiness”.
Crime › Re: British Man Arrested In Dubai Over £1.3b Tax Fraud Case by Govocrete: 1:00am On Jun 04, 2022
Indians are noted, as criminals. They are good at laundering their funds.
Romance › Re: A Lady Lists Her Conditions Before She Can Accept A Guy's Proposal by Govocrete: 11:00am On Jun 03, 2022
Bro., You have heard the weather forecast, while are you still living under threats and danger.

Move on, there is no time for liabilities anymore. Tell her to keep her extended intestine under lock and key.
Romance › Re: A Lady Lists Her Conditions Before She Can Accept A Guy's Proposal by Govocrete: 10:58am On Jun 03, 2022
Bro., You have heard the weather forecast, while are you still living under threats and danger.

Move on, there is no time for liabilities anymore.
Politics › Re: Is Tinubu Ready For This Fight He Has Started ? by Govocrete: 9:01am On Jun 03, 2022
I knew it will get to this level, when you want power by all means and after swearing to the gods and tell the world you must be president by all means, what do you expect.

A dog destine to die will never hear his/her owner whistles/call.

Baby be wise to throw in the towel now than to be disgrace further. Remember what happened to Adams Osho when he refused to hear the whistle.

Buhari and others don’t want us to have another sick president. BAT should retire from politics and enjoy his old age.

Politics › Re: Tinubu: Gov Dapo Abiodun Wouldn't Have Been Governor Without Me by Govocrete: 7:00am On Jun 03, 2022
If not for me Buhari would not have been president.

If not for me Osinbajo would not have been VP.
Are you telling us, you have been manipulating/ corrupting the system all along?

I pray Tinubu loss the primary so he will sing like a bird exposing all the Illegal dealings.

Everyone is realizing what will become of APC should Tinubu becomes their flag bearer at the pool.

Foreign Affairs › Re: 'We Are Not A Bird But A Nation': Turkey Changes Name To Türkiye by Govocrete: 6:43am On Jun 03, 2022
Take goat tie rope or take rope tie goat na the same thing.
Crime › Re: My Newly Registered Sim Keeps Displaying Another Name. by Govocrete: 2:01pm On Jun 02, 2022
StacyAspace:
Reeks of unprofessionalism to me.




Thank you for the information.
Names that appeals when you dial a number are not control by your service provider. I strongly believed it is third party like Truecaller that are responsible.
Crime › Re: My Newly Registered Sim Keeps Displaying Another Name. by Govocrete: 12:09am On Jun 01, 2022
There is nothing you can do base on these reasons below:

1. You new sim card is a recycled SIM card. It was dormant and telecom company recycled it.

2. Someone saved the previous own name with the number, which automatically make the name to appear on app like Truecaller.

You need to let your contact know you are not xyz.
Politics › Re: Journalists Barred As APC Screens Tinubu, Amaechi, Others by Govocrete: 6:00pm On May 30, 2022
APC need a game changer if they want to retain the number 1 seat.

With Atiku as PDP candidate, I don’t see Tinubu winning the election base on the following:

1. The Norther will collect whatsoever Tinubu offer them for their vote but on the day of election, 85% will vote for Atiku.

2. Baba would rather hand over to a Northerner in any political party than a Westerner.

3. Tinubu will not get 30% vote from the East or South South.

4. Tinubu can be assure of 65% vote in Lagos State.

5. I will not be surprise if PDP choose a Southerner or Easterner as a running mate.

Politics › Re: PDP Presidential Primary Election - Live Updates & Situation Report (Photos) by Govocrete: 2:27pm On May 28, 2022
It is just between two (2) people, Wike and Atiku. The rest are just numbers.
Car Talk › Re: Does Catalytic Converter Actually Reduces Fuel Consumption? by Govocrete: 7:13am On May 28, 2022
Clonelord:
You need to find the street name of that catalytic converter else men no go know wetin you dey talk About
Indomie
Foreign Affairs › Re: Sudanese Ram Sentenced To 3 Years In Jail After Headbutting Woman To Death by Govocrete: 9:21pm On May 26, 2022
Someone needs to sue the Sudanese government, I don't believe the sheep got a fair hearing in court. The sheep might have acted itself defence.

The Sudanese government need to have a retrial, this time, four (4) hungry lion should be brought to court to defend the sheep and they should be allowed to move freely without a chain or cage.

Foolish story with corresponding comments.
Politics › Re: Sheriff Oborevwori Kneels, Thanks Okowa After Winning PDP Governorship Ticket by Govocrete: 8:14pm On May 26, 2022
Buckeyemedia1:
Shameless thing he could kneel in public, what will he do behind closed doors?

Any which way, he is a joker.
Let remember our tradition in everything we do including politic. Our Urhobo tradition demand men to go down on one kneel to thank someone or great an elder while ladies are to go on two knees.

He went down on one kneel to thank Okowa, base on tradition, there is nothing wrong here.
Crime › Re: 16 Year Old Arrested In Attempt To Steal Body Parts Body Parts In Niger State. by Govocrete: 6:27am On May 25, 2022
The Nation is turning into something else. The living are worried and scared of terrorists, bandits, kidnappers and herdsmen. The living are afraid of leaving their homes, while the dead no longer rests in peace.

I know very soon, that someone will propose mounting CCTV and deploying police, army, and civil defence to start guarding every commentary in the country.
Events › Re: Man Celebrates Birthday Party At A Cemetery (Photos, Video) by Govocrete: 9:51am On May 24, 2022
WibusJaga:
A mortuary would have been a better place. kiss
Not one of them (Celebrant and Guest) will enter the mortuary and stay for 10 seconds. He chose the cemetery because no facial contact with the corpses that are so serious without a smile.
Family › Re: My Stingy Elder Brother by Govocrete: 10:38am On May 23, 2022
Gottiii:
I still can’t believe my elder brother is planning to send me a Es330 (2006) from the United States.

I have told him several times i can’t drive such car, I am already imagining the look of people when they see me. I mean people wey dey my area. People for area know say I be big boy.

I don tell am several times say I no need car wey dey less than yr 2017. The money dey but very stingy. I sure say na the wife dey give am wrong advice.

The car clean sha, full option but below my level. I go just sell am.

Abeg, make una advice me.
Let us know which brand, model and year of car, you are using presently.
Crime › Re: Police Nab Two POS Robbers In Umuahia, Recover English Made Pistol by Govocrete: 10:03pm On May 22, 2022
They should provide information on who supplied the pistol and bullets.
Politics › Re: Yahaya Bello: I'll Ensure Nigerians Have Access To Healthcare, Basic Education by Govocrete: 7:51am On May 21, 2022
onojaintegrity:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHdBC7C_ssw

Nigeria may take her pride of place in education and healthcare again as the governor of Kogi State and top presidential aspirant under the All Progressive Congress, Alhaji Yahaya Bello has said that he has a roadmap for the national education reform and healthcare coverage. Bello reaching out to party delegates, stalwarts, and the entire Nigerians ahead of the APC primary said his administration will provide free basic education and ensure all Nigerians have access to quality healthcare if elected as the president.
What is the present score card on education and healthcare in Kogi state.
Travel › Re: People Push A Loaded Truck Up A Sloppy Road In Anambra (Photos, Video) by Govocrete: 5:19am On May 21, 2022
bamdly:
there is nothing new in this
I still Push my Toyota venza when the ba3 died on me today
can't even tell if it moving sef
naija and their ways...
Did you push your venza to start or pushed it off the road due to the dead battery?
Politics › Re: Brigadier-General S. Fulani Attacked In Abuja, His Vehicle Stolen by Govocrete: 9:13pm On May 19, 2022
SmartPolician:
These comments are hilarious!

But generals usually go with orderlies, did they leave the man and run away? grin
Many Generals I know don’t like orderlies when they are off duty, they prefer to lay low like civilian. You can see them in jeans trousers with polo T-shirt, they don’t want people to know they are generals not because of fear but they want people to associate with them freely unlike corporals and sergeants that want the whole world to worship them.
Crime › Re: Unknown Gunmen Threaten To Attack 10 LGAs In Anambra (Full List by Govocrete: 4:51pm On May 18, 2022
Peace is the only solution to war and agitation. Why destroy lives and property.

I believe if there was peace in the South East by now, Kanu would have been released or placed under house arrest.

The more the destruction of lives and properties, the more the federal government will keep him in detention.

While in detention some people from the East are also feeding fat while the masses are suffering.
Crime › Re: Can A Woman Be Kidnapped Without Being Raped? by Govocrete: 12:13am On May 16, 2022
Fadafada231:
I know a woman that was kidnapped three months ago, the kidnappers didn't see her pants all they wanted is the ransom and the woman is as hot as Nicki Minaj. It depends on the kidnappers Sha.
How did you know the kidnappers did not see her pants? Where are you there? Your explanation makes you a suspect.
Culture › Re: Why Must I Knock 3 Times Before Entering A Room A Dead Body Is Being Laid? by Govocrete: 12:17pm On May 13, 2022
favour32:
As una dey say na nonsense or superstition na so I use enter one mortuary unannounced some decades ago.
Dead bodies here and there.
Some arranged erect and others horizontal.
E be like market.
But I left after some minutes after rolling out the dead body of a young man we came to bury as nobody was willing to go inside except me.
I hear am for night.
Nor be everything person dey talk.
But there are vibrations in mortuary whether you believe it or not.
Two years ago I entered the mortuary to identify my father for burial, it was not funny.

When I reached the middle of the mortuary that is when I realized there are spirit around. I lost my soul for about 10 seconds but being bold I did what I needed to do and left.

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