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FamilyRe: My Stingy Elder Brother by Govocrete: 10:38am On May 23, 2022
Gottiii:
I still can’t believe my elder brother is planning to send me a Es330 (2006) from the United States.

I have told him several times i can’t drive such car, I am already imagining the look of people when they see me. I mean people wey dey my area. People for area know say I be big boy.

I don tell am several times say I no need car wey dey less than yr 2017. The money dey but very stingy. I sure say na the wife dey give am wrong advice.

The car clean sha, full option but below my level. I go just sell am.

Abeg, make una advice me.
Let us know which brand, model and year of car, you are using presently.
CrimeRe: Police Nab Two POS Robbers In Umuahia, Recover English Made Pistol by Govocrete: 10:03pm On May 22, 2022
They should provide information on who supplied the pistol and bullets.
PoliticsRe: Yahaya Bello: I'll Ensure Nigerians Have Access To Healthcare, Basic Education by Govocrete: 7:51am On May 21, 2022
onojaintegrity:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHdBC7C_ssw

Nigeria may take her pride of place in education and healthcare again as the governor of Kogi State and top presidential aspirant under the All Progressive Congress, Alhaji Yahaya Bello has said that he has a roadmap for the national education reform and healthcare coverage. Bello reaching out to party delegates, stalwarts, and the entire Nigerians ahead of the APC primary said his administration will provide free basic education and ensure all Nigerians have access to quality healthcare if elected as the president.
What is the present score card on education and healthcare in Kogi state.
TravelRe: People Push A Loaded Truck Up A Sloppy Road In Anambra (Photos, Video) by Govocrete: 5:19am On May 21, 2022
bamdly:
there is nothing new in this
I still Push my Toyota venza when the ba3 died on me today
can't even tell if it moving sef
naija and their ways...
Did you push your venza to start or pushed it off the road due to the dead battery?
PoliticsRe: Brigadier-General S. Fulani Attacked In Abuja, His Vehicle Stolen by Govocrete: 9:13pm On May 19, 2022
SmartPolician:
These comments are hilarious!

But generals usually go with orderlies, did they leave the man and run away? grin
Many Generals I know don’t like orderlies when they are off duty, they prefer to lay low like civilian. You can see them in jeans trousers with polo T-shirt, they don’t want people to know they are generals not because of fear but they want people to associate with them freely unlike corporals and sergeants that want the whole world to worship them.
CrimeRe: Unknown Gunmen Threaten To Attack 10 LGAs In Anambra (Full List by Govocrete: 4:51pm On May 18, 2022
Peace is the only solution to war and agitation. Why destroy lives and property.

I believe if there was peace in the South East by now, Kanu would have been released or placed under house arrest.

The more the destruction of lives and properties, the more the federal government will keep him in detention.

While in detention some people from the East are also feeding fat while the masses are suffering.
CrimeRe: Can A Woman Be Kidnapped Without Being Raped? by Govocrete: 12:13am On May 16, 2022
Fadafada231:
I know a woman that was kidnapped three months ago, the kidnappers didn't see her pants all they wanted is the ransom and the woman is as hot as Nicki Minaj. It depends on the kidnappers Sha.
How did you know the kidnappers did not see her pants? Where are you there? Your explanation makes you a suspect.
CultureRe: Why Must I Knock 3 Times Before Entering A Room A Dead Body Is Being Laid? by Govocrete: 12:17pm On May 13, 2022
favour32:
As una dey say na nonsense or superstition na so I use enter one mortuary unannounced some decades ago.
Dead bodies here and there.
Some arranged erect and others horizontal.
E be like market.
But I left after some minutes after rolling out the dead body of a young man we came to bury as nobody was willing to go inside except me.
I hear am for night.
Nor be everything person dey talk.
But there are vibrations in mortuary whether you believe it or not.
Two years ago I entered the mortuary to identify my father for burial, it was not funny.

When I reached the middle of the mortuary that is when I realized there are spirit around. I lost my soul for about 10 seconds but being bold I did what I needed to do and left.
PoliticsRe: National Assembly Begs Chinese Govt To Rescue 62 Kidnapped Train Passengers by Govocrete: 10:47pm On May 11, 2022
It have gotten to this level, this is the First Nation in the world to ask the Chinese to help rescue it citizen from kidnappers/bandits/terrorist.

If this is the case, all service chief and IGP should resign in shame. Secondly, NSA, DSS, CID etc should be scrap or be headed by Chinese too.

The government told us they know who these people are and they know their sponsor. While not arrest them?
CrimeRe: Delta Police Show Of Force Over IPOB’s Threat Of Enforcing Sit At Home by Govocrete: 12:40pm On May 10, 2022
Igbojew:
Thank G-d you mentioned those three tribes that hated Delta Igbos from day one to a point of frustrate Asaba not becoming the capital of Delta but all thanks to our beloved late sister Maryam Babangida and Babangida that stood their ground.Also if not for Anambra people that we welcome in our land to checkmate you people's excesses you people's would have occupied most of Anioma land by now and that is why you Itshekiri,Ijaw,Urhobo hate Delta Igbos and our kins from South East with passion....I am that Igbojew
My comment is directed to those trying to enforce their selfish sit at home on the people of Delta.

I realized you just joined the forum, I will advise you address issues fairly.
CrimeRe: Delta Police Show Of Force Over IPOB’s Threat Of Enforcing Sit At Home by Govocrete: 10:06pm On May 09, 2022
When Niger Delta were fighting their cause in the creek, where was Ipob?

Everyone left the Niger Delta people to carry their cross. IBOP should carry their cross and avoid Delta State.

Remember that Urhobo, Itsekiri and Ijaw are warriors that intermarry and also fight amongst themselves when there is a misunderstanding. If you try Delta, these three (3) groups will unite and hit IPOB so hard beyond recognition.
PoliticsRe: Fulani Group Buys APC Presidential Nomination Form For Goodluck Jonathan. by Govocrete: 7:40pm On May 09, 2022
Wonder never end in Nigeria.

PoliticsRe: Yohanna Maigona: Dutch Declares Interest To Run For Governor In Plateau by Govocrete: 7:19am On May 09, 2022
BSdetective:
How many of your sons and daughters are appointed as governors abroad or voted as president?
Am glad you realized I said appointed. In your response, you talked about appointing a Nigerian as a governor or president.

Governorship and Presidency is by election and not by appointment. The world is moving on from tribalism and religion into a global village even in politics but Illiterate Nigerian (People in Nigerian goes to school but illiteracy is still remains in their blood/ DNA) will new allow a change.

Below are facts to support my earlier comment which you objected. Until we remove religion and tribalism from our politics, we will remain where we are now as a nation.

39-year-old Kemi Badenoch (full name Olukemi Olufunto Badenoch) was named the new Minister of Children and Families by the new PM. The official role title is “Parliamentary Under Secretary of State for Children and Families.”

Seven Nigerians have been elected into the United Kingdom’s parliament in the election held on Thursday. Two are representing the Conservative party and five the Labour Party.

The winners are: Chuka Umunna representing Streatham, Bim Afolami, Hitchin and Harpenden, Fiona Onasanya, Peterborough; Chi Onwurah, Newcastle, Kate Osamor, Edmonton, Kemi Badenoch, Saffron Walden and Helen Grant, Maidstone and The Weald.

As the first African-American to be appointed Assistant Secretary of the Treasury and a strong advocate of multilateralism, Adewale Adeyemo is expected to help the US overcome its worst economic crisis since the 1929 crash.

Three Nigerian-Americans, Esther Agbaje, Oye Owolewa and Nnamdi Chukwuocha, have won their electoral bids in the United States election held on Tuesday.

Ms Agbaje, who contested to represent District 59B in the Minnesota House of Representatives on the platform of the Democratic Party, won with 17,396 votes.

The 35-year-old Harvard law graduate defeated Republican Alan Shilepsky and Green Party candidate Lisa Neal-Delgado to represent downtown and north Minneapolis in the state House.
PoliticsRe: Yohanna Maigona: Dutch Declares Interest To Run For Governor In Plateau by Govocrete: 9:48pm On May 08, 2022
When our sons and daughters are appointed into political offices abroad we celebrate, why are some people trying to kick against someone who is a citizen by birth or paper?
PoliticsRe: Petrol Queues Resurface In Abuja by Govocrete: 9:31pm On May 08, 2022
Is it subsidy that is the problem, all I see is corruption in the name of subsidy. What is the use of government spending billion year on refineries that are not productive?

Have a look at these newspapers stories and you will realize that corruption and pure evil are the problem we need to tackle to enable us move forward as a nation.

Punch Newspaper 12 September 2021

Kaduna Refining and Petrochemical Company reported a loss after tax of N55.77bn last year; Port Harcourt Refining Company recorded N28.67bn loss; and Warri Refining and Petrochemical Company posted a loss of N23.85bn.

Salaries, wages and other fringe benefits paid to Kaduna refinery workers fell to N26.02bn in 2020 from N34.52bn in the previous year.

Port Harcourt refinery put its aggregate payroll costs (wages, salaries and allowances, redundancy and pension costs) at N22.55bn, up from N18.62bn a year earlier.

Warri refinery said its aggregate costs of employees, comprising direct labour cost and indirect labour and staff welfare cost, dropped to N20.51bn last year from N30.86bn in 2019.

Gaurdian Newspaper 21 March 2021

Federal Executive Council (FEC), presided over by Buhari, last week approved the sum of $1.5b (about N575b), for immediate commencement of rehabilitation works on the largest refining company in the country, the 32-year-old Port Harcourt Refinery.

Guardian Newspaper 7th September 2020

Nigeria Natural Resource Charter (NNRC) indicates that the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC) spent a whopping $396.33 million between 2013 and 2017 to carry out repair works under the Turn Around Maintenance (TAM) scheme on three of these decrepit refineries in Port Harcourt, Warri and Kaduna, which largely contribute less than 10% to the country’s GDP.

Premium Times 1st September 2020

In 13 months, three refineries in Nigeria cost the country ₦148 billion in expenses, but produced less than 40,000 metric tonnes of crude oil, a June report published by NNPC has shown.

Daily Trust 28 May 2018

The Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC) spends an average of N92 billion yearly to run the three refineries in the country even though they are operating at half of their installed capacity.
CelebritiesRe: I Can Never Be Broke Again - Portable Brags (Photos, Video) by Govocrete: 10:25am On May 07, 2022
After several years of studying the “I can never” shows me that it always end in negative. I always advised people to stop stop using “I can never (this or that)”.

I wish Portable the best nature have to offer.
PoliticsRe: Pastor Tunde Bakare Picks APC Presidential Nomination Form by Govocrete: 4:03pm On May 05, 2022
IgOga:
Where una dey get this N100 milla?
PoliticsRe: Osinbajo Receives ₦100m APC Nomination Form. Support Groups Raised Funds For Him by Govocrete: 4:01pm On May 05, 2022
Why are these support groups not intervening in the ASUU strike or helping their communities with portable water and street light?

CrimeRe: Help!!! Our World Is Wicked. I Lost All My Lifetime Savings To A Scammer. by Govocrete: 7:48am On May 04, 2022
Send him a message that you need an assurance from him that he will refund your money with interest by December and you should only communicate with him to know the progress of the farm. This is to avoid him discarding his SIM card.

Once that is done, get the police involve and let them track him and with a court order let the police put a no debit on his bank account. If this is done and he start getting ATM card error, he will visit his bank and get arrested.

Play as a fool he think you are until you get hold of him. I don’t think he is in Jos but he might have relocated.
CrimeRe: SAD: Unknown Gunm3n K!ll Soldiers On Their Way To Their Wedding In Imo State by Govocrete: 5:34pm On May 03, 2022
This is evil. Too much innocent blood are being spill for the wrong motive. These evil need to stop.
CrimeRe: SAD: Unknown Gunm3n K!ll Soldiers On Their Way To Their Wedding In Imo State by Govocrete: 5:32pm On May 03, 2022
This is evil. Where is Kama?
PoliticsRe: Casual Workers Ground Activities At Warri Refinery by Govocrete: 10:20pm On Apr 28, 2022
lordm:
Thought it was faulty
You read my mind. Local refineries that are not working while maintain staff. Or are the re-refining imported fuel, Kerosene and Ago?
PoliticsRe: Confusion As Thief Carts Away $75,000 At APC Headquarters by Govocrete: 9:03pm On Apr 27, 2022
They should tell us if we are not officially using dual currency (US$ and NGN).

What was the purpose of the Dollars in the first place, we need to know because APC promised to fight corruption.

Car TalkRe: See What Happened To Me After I Changed My Car Tyre For The First Time (graphic) by Govocrete: 1:10pm On Apr 27, 2022
You need to thank God and nature for grace over your life.

We that do that often, mix concrete weekly are glad to see your palm. Glad that we are tough, not glad that you are hurt.

Next time you visit or hire the services of artisans, please pay without bargaining and tip them when they deliver satisfactory services.

Sorry for the discomfort, it is for a little while.
RomanceRe: Prophet Zagabe Chiluza Marries 4 Virgins At Once by Govocrete: 10:07pm On Apr 26, 2022
I have searched and zoomed the page looking to find any of the four virgin but to no avail.

If you see any of the virgin in the pictures, let me know.
CrimeRe: Policemen Beat NSCDC Commandant, Kill Orderly In Imo by Govocrete: 10:00pm On Apr 26, 2022
Naijanascam:
Esprit de corp
Abeg correct me if I'm wrong grin grin
This is called: Ex spirit de corpse
CrimeNew Kidnappers Tactics Expose, Read And Be Guided. by Govocrete(op): 7:31pm On Apr 26, 2022
The message below was forwarded to me to put me on guide. Although, on several occasions I have turned down job offer from River State, Ogun, Oyo etc.

On Sunday, I got a call from a lady who called hersel Esther with phone number 0814 164 8710 claiming to be a contractor. She claimed my services is urgently needed in Asaba. She said I should be in Asaba immediately as the company owner want to se me before hi will travel.

I asked her for the address and she sent me a known factory with instructions to call here once am there and she will pick me up.

I informed her that I requested for address and not a description, after much talk I told her I wil send someone over. She and her gang never knew I have an agent in Asaba since am based in Abuja.

I briefed my agent, I told once the lady arrive he should snap her picture and car plate number on WhatsApp before following her. My agent called her after he arrived the place she want me to wait. He called and she didn’t answer. I called that my agent is thee wait and she said she is leaving to meet him up. My agent waited for over 4hrs she didn’t show up, after waiting for over16hrs, I called her, she answer after hearing my voice she hanged up, I called over 10 times but she refuse answering. I ended up sending her message that her kidnap plan have failed the is when she switch off her phone.
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Here is the story on how someone fell a victim:

Good morning everyone, hope we all had fun during the Easter holidays. My own fun started quite late 'cause of situations beyond our control, and that's what I want to share with us so we all would be careful out there.
So my younger sister who lives in Abuja (she owns a solar company) was contacted by some guy who claimed to be a philanthropist and a politician in Portharcourt. He told her he's heard about her company and needed their services, he said he wants to give his community a borehole and put Solar Street lights from his house to the main road. To cut the long story short, transactions was initiated and all necessary information/documents presented via email, Initial deposit made and concluded, so my sis got her engineers ready for work but went ahead of them to survey and sign the final documents. The said man sent his supposed driver to pick her up from the airport and that was the beginning of our nightmare... Lo and behold they are Kidnappers!! They kidnapped my sister on Saturday evening and demanded 10mil. Of course they took back the initial deposit they paid and wiped her account clean, shot her on the leg, killed about two guys whose family was not coming fort with the ransom demanded, promised us they'll kill my sister too and sell her body parts like they'll do the ones already dead.
Hmmm!! You can imagine the fear and confusion that was going through our heads at this point, coupled with the fact that we lost our eldest brother a year ago this month... It's a situation I don't wish on anyone, it's a terrible terrible experience.
Eventually we negotiated and paid the ransom that night, she was then released Sunday afternoon around 2pm... She's still traumatised but alive to the glory of God.
So guys be careful out there, be at alert when seeking for jobs or contracts. These guys sounded so genuine eh and I mean they made a deposit of 2mil... Smh.
God's protections on us all�. Please let's be careful. God will save us from evils one.
CrimeNew Kidnappers Tactics Expose, Read And Be Guided. by Govocrete(op): 7:21pm On Apr 26, 2022
The message below was forwarded to me to put me on guide. Although, on several occasions I have turned down job offer from River State, Ogun, Oyo etc.

On Sunday, I got a call from a lady claiming to be a realtor that my services is urgently needed in Asaba. She said I should be in Asaba immediately as the company owner want to se me before hi will travel.

I asked her for the address and she sent me a known factory with instructions to call here once am there and she will pick me up.

I informed her that I requested for address and not a description, after much talk I told her I wil send someone over. She and her gang never knew I have an agent in Asaba since am based in Abuja.

I briefed my agent, I told once the lady arrive he should snap her picture and car plate number on WhatsApp before following her. My agent called her after he arrived the place she want me to wait. He called and she didn’t answer. I called that my agent is thee wait and she said she is leaving to meet him up. My agent waited for over 4hrs she didn’t show up, after waiting for over16hrs, I called her, she answer after hearing my voice she hanged up, I called over 10 times but she refuse answering. I ended up sending her message that her kidnap plan have failed the is when she switch off her phone.
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Here is the story on how someone fell a victim:

Good morning everyone, hope we all had fun during the Easter holidays. My own fun started quite late 'cause of situations beyond our control, and that's what I want to share with us so we all would be careful out there.
So my younger sister who lives in Abuja (she owns a solar company) was contacted by some guy who claimed to be a philanthropist and a politician in Portharcourt. He told her he's heard about her company and needed their services, he said he wants to give his community a borehole and put Solar Street lights from his house to the main road. To cut the long story short, transactions was initiated and all necessary information/documents presented via email, Initial deposit made and concluded, so my sis got her engineers ready for work but went ahead of them to survey and sign the final documents. The said man sent his supposed driver to pick her up from the airport and that was the beginning of our nightmare... Lo and behold they are Kidnappers!! They kidnapped my sister on Saturday evening and demanded 10mil. Of course they took back the initial deposit they paid and wiped her account clean, shot her on the leg, killed about two guys whose family was not coming fort with the ransom demanded, promised us they'll kill my sister too and sell her body parts like they'll do the ones already dead.
Hmmm!! You can imagine the fear and confusion that was going through our heads at this point, coupled with the fact that we lost our eldest brother a year ago this month... It's a situation I don't wish on anyone, it's a terrible terrible experience.
Eventually we negotiated and paid the ransom that night, she was then released Sunday afternoon around 2pm... She's still traumatised but alive to the glory of God.
So guys be careful out there, be at alert when seeking for jobs or contracts. These guys sounded so genuine eh and I mean they made a deposit of 2mil... Smh.
God's protections on us all�. Please let's be careful. God will save us from evils one.
CrimeRe: Suspected Yahoo Boy Spotted Stealing Panties From A Building (Video) by Govocrete: 6:56pm On Apr 26, 2022
Angel55555:
It looks staged ?
I might be wrong
Yes, I support your opinion, the action start when the camera started rolling, if this was a cctv Clip it would have been believable.
HealthRe: Can I Still Grow Taller At 21? by Govocrete: 7:07am On Apr 24, 2022
You should be considering tall pocket (making money) at 21 than thinking about getting taller.

Work you way to riches and fortune. Who height help?
HealthRe: I’m Pregnant With A Sickle Cell Baby - Help by Govocrete: 7:30pm On Apr 22, 2022
My former pastor when I was in Lagos will say “Instead of having a sleepless night vigil for a SS child, check you genotype before entering into any relationship”.

The Holy book says “Wisdom is profitable to direct”. You and your partner realize this in time but failed to allow wisdom direct you.

All I can say, is have faith.
CrimeRe: n.n.... by Govocrete: 7:23pm On Apr 22, 2022
Long time ago, a friend of mine was blaming his father for not preparing a better future for him.

Many years later when he complain about how he is struggling to paying his children school fees, I told him this was the same way, his father struggled to provide for him but he never appreciated it. “He later told me, looking back now, my father tried”.

Avecdeo, nobody visited the market to purchase the age of 50 and above. Those of us above 50 believe those before us did not try.

You should be blame the political elite that are amassing wealth thinking that one day the will be able to bribe death.

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