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Politics › Re: Chinese Turns Nigerian Soldier To A Maid In A Market [PICS] by Govocrete: 1:34pm On Oct 14, 2022
Why should a soldier be used to guard VIPs, the worst thing a Chinese that have no value in China?

Even police should stop offering guard services, They should allow Civil Defense or DSS to guard VIPs.

I believe this Chinese is fronting for a serving general in the army.
Crime › Re: Police Escorted Man To A POS, Withdrew ₦100k In Lagos. How He Got His Money Back by Govocrete: 11:42pm On Oct 07, 2022
lumidee2580:
THEY HAVE REFUNDED HIS MONEY AFTER THE INTERVENTION OF THE POLICE PRO.
I trust the police on such a matter.
Crime › Re: Police Escorted Man To A POS, Withdrew ₦100k In Lagos. How He Got His Money Back by Govocrete: 9:00am On Oct 07, 2022
Send your complaint to the Crime Respond Unit of the Nigeria Police.

WhatsApp/SMS: 08057000003
Calls: 08057000001

You will get your money back after their investigation
Crime › Re: Youths Protest Against EFCC In Warri (Video & Photos) by Govocrete: 6:16pm On Oct 04, 2022
Very soon it will be out of control, I see EFFC officials in Abuja driving cars their 10yrs salary cannot buy.

Please explain the magic for us the masses, your salary is not up to 200k but you own a 2012 Toyota Camry and live in a 1.5m naira rented apartment.
Family › Re: Germany-Based Nigerian Marries An Old Man, Sparks Reactions by Govocrete: 6:12pm On Oct 04, 2022
This man has not old, it hardship associated with the struggle made him look old.

See him in 6 months, you will think he is 35yrs old.
Family › Re: Complex Marital Issue : Your Thoughts On This Please. by Govocrete: 4:46pm On Sep 29, 2022
I wish we heard the hubby's side of the story.
Hang up me, I will do just the same as the husband.

He even swallowed his manly pride and your pride will not allow you to answer or return his calls.

You better call his best friend to appeal on your behalf otherwise single ladies out there will charm ( not juju) him away from you by showing him the respect you fail to give him.
Romance › Re: Man Shares Message He Received From His House Cleaner Who Was Asking Him Out by Govocrete: 6:23am On Sep 27, 2022
I see nothing wrong here other than.

1. She expressed her feelings
2. She committed no crime
3. You are hurting her feeling by making this public
4. If you end up sacking her for this single reason, you will be judged by nature
5. You could have discussed this with her private and given her a reason why you don't want the relationship to extend beyond her job descriptions.
6. If you must sack her, you will need to continue supporting her financially for at least 2yrs.
Crime › 12yrs Old Evil Child destroyed mother home by Govocrete(op): 10:18pm On Sep 25, 2022
A 12-year-old boy reportedly destroyed his mother home because she took away his phone �


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=meZk6wa0Nag
Crime › Re: I Have Two Years Left To Finish N85bn": Man Begs For Prayers (video) by Govocrete: 7:52am On Sep 25, 2022
The devil this guy worship is very wicked. You have 2Billion Cedis without any latest items like cars, iPhone, designer wears etc.

What was the reason you were given 2 billion if you cannot have the best earth have to offer? If you have 2 billion and you must spend, charter a plane and start spraying money from the sky to those at the market.

It is only a fool that will believe this story. I was born in the night doesn't mean I was born last night.
Crime › Re: Man Finally Catches Snake That Has Been Hiding In His House For A Month (photos by Govocrete: 7:40am On Sep 25, 2022
When the snake is discovered in a house in the 70s our elders roast enough dry pepper inside the house with the doors and windows shut.

In the end either the snake finds its way out to live another day or dies in the house out of shame of being caught or fear of being beaten to death.
Crime › Re: Police Officer Shoots At A Man Wielding Machete At Him (Video) by Govocrete: 10:17am On Sep 24, 2022
The Police officer acted professionally in self-defence. I believe the young man wanted the police to help clear his doubt to know if his charm against bullets was working.

To all young men out there, don't be used as an experimental pig. When you are exhibiting your madness, fools will always cheer you up.

But when you need support, everyone will avoid you like a plight. See as everyone was avoiding the young man after he was shot.

Kudo to the police office, this will reset the brain of those present that day.

Romance › Re: Oyinbo Man Takes Ghanaian Lady Out On A Date, Pays Only His Bill (Video) by Govocrete: 1:26pm On Sep 19, 2022
There is nothing wrong here, it is called Dutch lunch. You pay for what you eat and I pay for mine.

It is only bad if she was not told, maybe she was told but doesn't understand what is called Dutch Lunch.
Romance › Re: Ladies, Would You Date A Guy That Won't Ask You For Sex Until Marriage? by Govocrete: 9:57am On Sep 07, 2022
A lady was introduced to me for marriage a few years back, after some day talking on the phone she told me plain that she prefers sex before marriage and she gave me a reason which I also adopted.

She said courtship is meant for us to know ourselves and also find out if we are compatible. She said what if we say no sex before marriage and after marriage, we are not compactable by then it's too late. Although, sexually we were compatible but in other areas we were not. Today we still relate as good friends.

Another lady told me No sex until after marriage, while we were dating she became pregnant with someone who stays abroad and promised her marriage and visa. She later found out that the guy is married abroad to a Nigerian with children.

I know of a lady that encourage her husband to have sex outside their marriage because she don't like sex. When the husband is travel, she packs condom in his bag to use

For me, sex after marriage doesn't make you a Saint unless you are a pure virgin.
Politics › Re: Troops Neutralize Three Bandits, Recover Weapons In Kaduna (photos) by Govocrete: 12:07pm On Sep 05, 2022
GamalNasser:
Abeg which kind Ak47 be this
Those are the locally made
Crime › Re: Gunmen Abduct Scores Of Travellers In Ondo by Govocrete: 7:58am On Sep 05, 2022
The government should ease the condition of applying for drone approval. While the Nigerian police or private security agencies should be allow to use drone for search and rescue mission.

Using drone will make the work of locating criminal hideout easier.

Secondly, it is not easy moving over 30 people on foot without being easily spotted. The security agencies should opt up their game.

Crime › Re: Couple Having Sex In Their Car Were Interrupted By Robbers Who Chased Them Out by Govocrete: 3:59pm On Sep 04, 2022
silvoclaira:
shocked

Too bad you can't rent a hotel room by the hour!

Thanks for the car guys!!
What is bsf,it's a call of nature.
Crime › Re: I Lost My Savings To Scammers Today. by Govocrete: 9:12pm On Sep 02, 2022
To safely use ATM/Debit cards without issue, I recommend this.

Set up two (2) accounts.

Account 1. A current account without ATM or cheque on the account.

Account 2. A saving account with an ATM on the account.

Only credit saving accounts if you want to do a withdrawal through POS or ATM. Even if scammer takes possession of your ATM card, they will get nothing.
Politics › Re: Mele Kyari: Stolen Crude Oil Found In Churches, Mosques by Govocrete: 6:37am On Aug 31, 2022
Show us evidence and those that were persecuted for the act.

We all know vessel loads and sail illegally daily.
Politics › Re: Buhari: I Won't Allow Anyone Rig 2023 Elections by Govocrete: 7:47pm On Aug 30, 2022
If you keep this promise, all your sins will be forgiven.

You can to power because someone refused to rig the election.

Please fulfill this promise
Crime › Re: Jenifer Joshua Anga: Update On 17-Year-Old Girl Who Went From V.I. To Bauchi by Govocrete: 7:07am On Aug 28, 2022
Michelle70:
what do u mean thats not her real name? Did she forget her name?

Anyways the girl is so beautiful, God bless me with a child like this when i don ready to start giving birth
Always be sure of what you want and how you want it before praying for it.

It’s wrong to pray like this “God make me be like Mr. A or Ms. B”. The best is to say “God make me to be better than Mr. A or Ms. B.

This is the reason, you are only seeing Mr. A or Ms. B appearance but you don’t know their health status etc. So let’s direct our prayers properly.
Pets › Re: US Police Shoot 18ft Pet Snake As It Strangled Its Owner To Death (Pics) by Govocrete: 6:51am On Aug 28, 2022
Just imagine someone called Senseman don’t have sense. You kept a kill at home thinking you have a pet.
Crime › Re: How I Murdered Sheikh Goni Aisami - John Gabriel (Soldier) by Govocrete: 6:53am On Aug 25, 2022
This is not the first time, this is happening. This is the reason I don’t offer lift to strangers.

Politics › Re: FG, US Sign Agreement For Return Of Fresh $23.4m Abacha Loot by Govocrete: 6:33am On Aug 24, 2022
Good news but help use the fund to pay our creditors or settle ASUU otherwise the money will be converted to campaign money for a particular political party.

On a second thought, delay the process till 2023 after the swearing in of the elected president. This government have gotten enough.
Politics › Re: Sowore Condemns Attack On Tinubu-Shettima Bishop At Dei Dei Market In Abuja by Govocrete: 6:32am On Aug 22, 2022
He was not mobbed because he is an APC support rather he was lead away when it was discovered to be one of the suspect fake bishop.
Crime › Re: BREAKING: Lagos Car Dealer Commits Suicide By Hanging After Dropping Cryptic Mes by Govocrete: 3:32pm On Aug 20, 2022
I wish I knew you and had the opportunity to talk to you. My advice below is for those, who have lost it and think suicide is the only option and for those that want ro go into use car sales.

I used to import and sell cars but lost everything yet I am still surviving because I switch businesses, it's over 6yrs now, and I stopped selling cars. I only order for those that want cars from abroad and are willing to fund.

I have a friend that lost over #30 Millon (Personal fund generated from his block production and recharge card sale from 2001 to 2007) in the car business, he travel to the States to buy his cars personally but yet he lost all. The is still surviving, trying to mend the broken pieces.

To anyone that wants to go into the car business, I don't advise you to do that as the only source of income. A car business is good if you have another source of income to support you when issues arise.

In every business, there is a tendency to fail. When Nokia CEO was giving his speech when Nokia was folding up he said and quote "Not that we (Nokai) did anything wrong but we fail"wink.

On a parting note:

The thought of suicide is not the answer. Instead of committing suicide, kill whatsoever that wants you to end it. If it's heartbreak, walk away from that relationship. If it's financing don't give up, you will recover in time.
Politics › Re: Garba Shehu: We’ll Soon Unveil Big Men Behind Oil Theft by Govocrete: 1:01pm On Aug 20, 2022
The same way, they promise revealing name of those sponsoring Boko Haram.

Why must people keep talking without result.
Politics › Re: Nigerian Navy Arrests Norwegian Ship Stealing Crude Oil In Nigeria by Govocrete: 8:26am On Aug 20, 2022
The same people that arrested a ship in the past with 2 million barrel of illegal crude oil.

When the case was being investigated, the 2million barrel disappeared and what was left was water.

How did the ship enter our water way without the Navy’s knowledge?
Health › Re: Man Accidentally Cuts Off His Testicles While Dreaming About Cutting Meat by Govocrete: 8:21am On Aug 20, 2022
He dosed off in an arm chair
He was able to get a knife
He cutoff the bodyguard guiding his most precious article that makes him a man.

I beg, the story have a K lag. Anyway, you can say these stories to wooden gods.

Health › Re: Beautiful Lady Drops Suicide Note On Facebook (Photos) by Govocrete: 9:59pm On Aug 16, 2022
I knew someone who decided to take his own life when he was deported from Holland in 2006. the only thing he had left when he arrived Nigeria was a 2006 Honda Accord which armed robber snatched from him while thinking about selling it to raise funds.

He thought of suicide but later advised himself not to because he will be setting a bad example for his siblings.

Fast forward, this week he obtained his US citizenship, he own properties in Abuja and his home state.

Suicide is not the solution, the solution is to pickup from where you fail for tomorrow will come with his blessings.
Crime › Re: Man Curses His Church Member Who Hid Illegal Cheques In A Package To UK by Govocrete: 1:46pm On Aug 15, 2022
If you must carry package for anyone, these are what to do.

1. Ask what and what they want you to carry.
2. Ask them the quantity
3. Tell them to give you the money, you will shop for it yourself and deliver same for them.

Anything out of these, don’t accept
Politics › Warning❗️shocking Moment Saudi Ambassador Drops Dead During Speech by Govocrete(op): 9:48am On Aug 12, 2022
Muhammad Al-Qahtani has been confirmed dead after he collapsed at the Arab-African conference in Cairo on Tuesday.

He appears totally lucid seconds before he falls backwards. The cause of his mysterious death is still being investigated.

Egyptian president, Abdel Fattah al-Sisi, described him as “a dean of humanity and a man of peace."

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