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CrimeRe: BREAKING: Lagos Car Dealer Commits Suicide By Hanging After Dropping Cryptic Mes by Govocrete: 3:32pm On Aug 20, 2022
I wish I knew you and had the opportunity to talk to you. My advice below is for those, who have lost it and think suicide is the only option and for those that want ro go into use car sales.

I used to import and sell cars but lost everything yet I am still surviving because I switch businesses, it's over 6yrs now, and I stopped selling cars. I only order for those that want cars from abroad and are willing to fund.

I have a friend that lost over #30 Millon (Personal fund generated from his block production and recharge card sale from 2001 to 2007) in the car business, he travel to the States to buy his cars personally but yet he lost all. The is still surviving, trying to mend the broken pieces.

To anyone that wants to go into the car business, I don't advise you to do that as the only source of income. A car business is good if you have another source of income to support you when issues arise.

In every business, there is a tendency to fail. When Nokia CEO was giving his speech when Nokia was folding up he said and quote "Not that we (Nokai) did anything wrong but we fail"wink.

On a parting note:

The thought of suicide is not the answer. Instead of committing suicide, kill whatsoever that wants you to end it. If it's heartbreak, walk away from that relationship. If it's financing don't give up, you will recover in time.
PoliticsRe: Garba Shehu: We’ll Soon Unveil Big Men Behind Oil Theft by Govocrete: 1:01pm On Aug 20, 2022
The same way, they promise revealing name of those sponsoring Boko Haram.

Why must people keep talking without result.
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Navy Arrests Norwegian Ship Stealing Crude Oil In Nigeria by Govocrete: 8:26am On Aug 20, 2022
The same people that arrested a ship in the past with 2 million barrel of illegal crude oil.

When the case was being investigated, the 2million barrel disappeared and what was left was water.

How did the ship enter our water way without the Navy’s knowledge?
HealthRe: Man Accidentally Cuts Off His Testicles While Dreaming About Cutting Meat by Govocrete: 8:21am On Aug 20, 2022
He dosed off in an arm chair
He was able to get a knife
He cutoff the bodyguard guiding his most precious article that makes him a man.

I beg, the story have a K lag. Anyway, you can say these stories to wooden gods.

HealthRe: Beautiful Lady Drops Suicide Note On Facebook (Photos) by Govocrete: 9:59pm On Aug 16, 2022
I knew someone who decided to take his own life when he was deported from Holland in 2006. the only thing he had left when he arrived Nigeria was a 2006 Honda Accord which armed robber snatched from him while thinking about selling it to raise funds.

He thought of suicide but later advised himself not to because he will be setting a bad example for his siblings.

Fast forward, this week he obtained his US citizenship, he own properties in Abuja and his home state.

Suicide is not the solution, the solution is to pickup from where you fail for tomorrow will come with his blessings.
CrimeRe: Man Curses His Church Member Who Hid Illegal Cheques In A Package To UK by Govocrete: 1:46pm On Aug 15, 2022
If you must carry package for anyone, these are what to do.

1. Ask what and what they want you to carry.
2. Ask them the quantity
3. Tell them to give you the money, you will shop for it yourself and deliver same for them.

Anything out of these, don’t accept
PoliticsWarning❗️shocking Moment Saudi Ambassador Drops Dead During Speech by Govocrete(op): 9:48am On Aug 12, 2022
Muhammad Al-Qahtani has been confirmed dead after he collapsed at the Arab-African conference in Cairo on Tuesday.

He appears totally lucid seconds before he falls backwards. The cause of his mysterious death is still being investigated.

Egyptian president, Abdel Fattah al-Sisi, described him as “a dean of humanity and a man of peace."
CrimeRe: Police Helicopter Films Violent Bloody Shootout On Highway by Govocrete: 6:01pm On Aug 11, 2022
Jakumo:
The cost of flying a helicopter per hour will always mean that helicopters are only launched when there is very strong evidence of targets in a specific area.

Since several thousand zoom camera drones can be bought used for the price of one used helicopter, drones are the best option for cash-strapped nations like Nigeria.

If every police station in the country was issued with several zoom camera drones, a trained drone operator and solar-powered drone battery charging stations, the crime prevention dividends of such a venture would accrue a lot faster than if one single police helicopter is assigned to cover vast areas of land from the air.
Well said, a king who is a rewire vice Marshal has a zoomed camera drone about four he uses to monitor his domain and the vigilantes.

If the money donated by our government to other countries is used for drones to secure the populace, security will be improved.
RomanceRe: Nigerian Hairstylist, Tosin Idowu, Weds His German Lover (Photo, Video) by Govocrete: 8:20am On Aug 11, 2022
How will these insane be called, Mr. & Mr. or what?

What a shame aaahhhhhhhh

CrimeRe: Police Helicopter Films Violent Bloody Shootout On Highway by Govocrete: 10:44pm On Aug 09, 2022
Our own police Helicopter is to transport or escort VIP’s. It’s a taboo to use it in searching for kidnappers and criminals.
RomanceRe: How Do I Get A Nice And Religious Husband For This Ex Neighbour Of Mine? by Govocrete: 11:23am On Aug 09, 2022
Obudupikin:
If she get nyansh, gimme her number. Something must kill man.
The number is

NYSCRe: Youths Protest Against Demands To Scrap NYSC by Govocrete: 4:50pm On Aug 06, 2022
I whole heartedly support scrapping of NYSC or have it restructures. The NYSC scheme should be use as a means to improve our agricultural sector.

Every States should create a State Farm and enroll graduates to serve on these farms for a year. In this way, we will develop our agricultural sector.

Other than that the NYSC should be scrap.
CrimeRe: Scam Number. by Govocrete: 7:46pm On Aug 05, 2022
TaliWhich:
Hi, I'm a Journalist writing about scams for Which? - https://www.which.co.uk/news/tag/scams
Can I use your image of the Emirates scam to warn readers?

Thanks.
Have a book written about scam, final editing stage. Do you have any offer or deal?
CrimeRe: Army Begins Probe After A Policeman Was Beaten To Death By Soldiers In Lagos by Govocrete: 7:41pm On Aug 05, 2022
Why are they not venting their anger on terrorist
PoliticsRe: Police Intercept Truck Carrying 147 Passengers From Zamfara Heading South by Govocrete: 9:33pm On Aug 03, 2022
The advance team, just that we do not know which faction they belong to. Either APC advance campaign team or Bok......... advance team you can fill in the blank for 50 marks.
PoliticsRe: FG Confirms Purchase Of N1.4 Billion Worth Of Vehicles For Niger Republic by Govocrete: 9:30pm On Aug 03, 2022
Christology:
Pls be like the school I go na scrab.

Do they use land cruiser SUV worth 140 million for security
wonders shall never end, Nigerian police do not have enough, and they use buses, golf 1, etc. Here we are donating land cruisers to another country to fight insucurity.
BusinessRe: ₦22 Million Stolen From Customer’s Car Parked Inside Access Bank In Kaduna by Govocrete: 9:01pm On Aug 03, 2022
Kickbacks or government officials' bribes are not done by bank transfer, now that there is a scarcity of dollars, bribes are to be settled in Naira.

You better tell us the truth, who were you trying to bribe?
CrimeRe: Prince Ebeano Supermarket Bounces Back In Abuja! by Govocrete: 6:59am On Aug 02, 2022
We that live close by are following the situation. The burnt structure is cleaned up and a new building is now being erected at the Lokogoma.
CrimeRe: UPDATE!!! Police Give Reason Why Ilalian Man Killed Nigeria Man by Govocrete: 6:53am On Aug 02, 2022
Blogger will not kill us. The story choke to read and understand.
CrimeAlberto, Slumped And Died At Indian Airport by Govocrete(op): 6:26am On Aug 01, 2022
A Congolese named Alberto matando slumped and died at The New Delhi International Airport Indian Airport, when his cargo (COCA!NE) bursted in his stomach upon arrival.

CrimeRe: Policeman's Son Absconds With Lady's Benz, $700 Bitcoin by Govocrete: 12:30pm On Jul 30, 2022
Too much salt in the soup (story).
PoliticsRe: Tayo Sanyaolu: Sanwo-Olu's Aide dies in Horrific Car Accident In Lagos by Govocrete: 8:14pm On Jul 29, 2022
Arysexy:
Car doesn't look too damaged to kill the occupant. Maybe he wasn't on seat belt
That was my immediate thought.
PoliticsRe: Tee Mac: Tinubu Is My In-Law, He’s 86, Not Fit To Run Nigeria by Govocrete: 8:54am On Jul 28, 2022
Jagabat, please save Nigerians from another sick leave president. We know you are not tired but Nigerians are tired of aged leaders.

CrimeRe: Onuorah Caritas Onyinye: NDLEA Arrests Popular Wig Seller, "Smart Beyonce" by Govocrete: 5:39pm On Jul 26, 2022
DamnNiggar:
Thief
Nubu

Can not walk, he is limping now angry
Liar Mohammed and Jagabat who is the oldest? Just want to know as the question may surface in jamb 2023.
PoliticsRe: South East Governors Forum Won’t Support Peter Obi Presidential Ambition- Umahi by Govocrete: 8:16am On Jul 22, 2022
The People's choice doesn't need their support because Obi already have the masses.

The sooner they are OBIedient, the better for them
CrimeRe: Peace Ofoego Notorious For Breaking Into Mansions To Sleep Arrested In The US by Govocrete: 7:17pm On Jul 18, 2022
Poverty is a member of the devil's cabinet.

After reading the story, only one thing came to my mind. Celebrities and street warriors will not allow us to sleep over their mansion.

Mansion that s worth #50 million but contract milked them dry to the tune of #100 million, they will come online to say their mansion is valued at #300 million.

Just imagine a mansion for rent is $275,000 (#168,765,000) for a month. The class of people that rent these will never come online to brag, they will wear ordinary T-shirts and Jeans without a bodyguard.

But in 9ja they want the major express to be clear because they are driving through.
Christianity EtcRe: Winners Chapel Refuses To Wed Couple In Akwa Ibom Over Lateness by Govocrete: 2:17pm On Jul 17, 2022
If the reason for being late may not be deliberate.

Guy you have taken pictures, take your baby go court after all from the church you will still go to registrar for the oath of marriage.
CrimeRe: Gunmen Exchange Fire With Community Vigilante In Delta State by Govocrete: 7:31pm On Jul 08, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:
This is a Shame tho.. cry
Nigeria is a finished country..did someone just say "no bullet"? undecided
They are vigilantes, they are given limited bullets, unlike the police and army.

We need to commend them for standing their ground.
CrimeRe: Gunmen Exchange Fire With Community Vigilante In Delta State by Govocrete: 7:29pm On Jul 08, 2022
Kudo to all the vigilante in Dekta state. Don't give those animals no breathing space.
FamilyRe: I Hate My Life, I'll Make Sure My Father Suffers At Old Age. by Govocrete: 9:34pm On Jul 04, 2022
My initial thought was not to comment but I have to just say my mind.

At 19, I was displaced due to the Liberia war. My parent lost everything, we have to return to the Village to stay with our grandmother while our parent stayed back. My life struggle started in 1990 without any assistance, the only assistance I got was from my uncle who came to check on us from Benin was the #20 Naira he gave me when he was leaving.

At 19, your father has tried and it is about time you carry your cross and leave your Dad alone. Your father did not go into drinking because for pleasure but I believe it was as a result of frustration or inner pain.

I will advise you to follow the path of learning a career trade, I learned several in the past that I now settle with one that is footing my bills.

From your narrative, you are rude to your father and don't respect him. Things will change if you start giving him the respect and love he needs. Here you are planning to make sure your father suffers at old age, shame on you. Remember the bible said, "Respect your father and mother so that your day will be long".

You see your mates buying cars, spending money at the club with the finest girl and you ask yourself "Why not me". Why don't you wish to be your friend that are dead also?

When you walk in your father's shoes for just a week, you will know your father cries is the rain, but you never saw his tears.

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