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Education / Re: My Lecturer Cited "Nairaland" In His Book. by greenskittles: 4:18pm On Mar 29, 2021 |
Big yikes if that person is teaching you. For starters, you don't cite sources that aren't authorities on a subject. Imagine me wanting to publish a paper on COVID-19 and then I start citing what one John Doe said on Facebook as proof that my research is correct. No matter how convincing it sounds, you don't cite if it's not a peer reviewed source. That's without even paying attention to the way he cited it, or the horrible grammatical errors in that page. Wahala dey for Nigerian education o 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Olawepo Hashim: No Serious Politician Will Join PDP by greenskittles: 11:56pm On Mar 28, 2021 |
Olawepo Hashim the Nairaland Presidential Candidate |
Politics / Re: National Assembly Proposes 235 New Tertiary Institutions, Despite Cash Crunch by greenskittles: 11:55pm On Mar 28, 2021 |
How dumb can these people be? |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Sheffield United: FA Cup - (2 - 0) On 21st March 2021 by greenskittles: 2:44pm On Mar 21, 2021 |
stream link?? anyone? |
Travel / Re: Did Mungo Park Actually 'Discover' The River Niger? by greenskittles: 11:11am On Mar 19, 2021 |
Aaronsrod:Listen to yourself. So God had nothing to do with black people until our white "saviors" came for us? The same Europeans that enslaved us? The indigenes there were the eyes of Satan or what? 16 Likes 1 Share |
Travel / Re: Did Mungo Park Actually 'Discover' The River Niger? by greenskittles: 11:10am On Mar 19, 2021 |
No. 3 Likes 1 Share |
Religion / Re: How Prophet Daniel Abodunrin Was Killed By Lions At U.I. Zoo In 1991 In Ibadan by greenskittles: 8:19pm On Mar 16, 2021 |
How is this any different from the guy that made it to the fp a few days ago who claimed to dry fast for 9 days in the wilderness (he was lying)? |
Religion / Re: What Happened To Me When I Attempted A Forty-day Dry Fast In The Wilderness by greenskittles: 11:26pm On Mar 10, 2021 |
jesusjnr2020:You yourself know you're lying but you've achieved your goal already... So congratulations |
Religion / Re: What Happened To Me When I Attempted A Forty-day Dry Fast In The Wilderness by greenskittles: 11:43am On Mar 07, 2021 |
This is a lot to unpack. Most likely make believe. 1. The human body of a typical person can only go 3-4 days without water. This can be extended from 8-21 days in IDEAL conditions. But this one said he was out in the wild, in the sun, where he would've lost more bodily fluids to sweat than the average person. With the weather conditions they described, getting to the 3 day mark and having strength to even move would be a miracle. This man said he stayed for 9!!!! days. Lol. 2. After the so called 9 days of dry fasting, this person was able to even have strength to walk around and apparently walked quite a distance before finally having to "roll" down the hill to his house. Like I said earlier, having this kind of strength would be impossible under ideal conditions, let alone living in the wilderness. 3. After getting back, they immediately ate rice and pure water. And didn't die. Lol. Have you read about the Jews who were starved for days in concentration camps? When WW2 ended, and some were liberated, some died because they ate a lot of food too soon. After not eating for that long, suddenly rushing your body with food could lead to a sharp electrolyte imbalance which causes death. People who have been starved for days are usually refed under supervision of medical professionals and sometimes even need to go for days before their bodies can even process liquid soup. This guy said he ate white rice and stew!!! 4. The mental capacity of someone in a dry fast greatly deteriorates by the time their body starts to feed on their muscle mass, and they begin experiencing hallucinations. OP was in a completely sound mental state when they decided to leave the 'wilderness' according to the story. There are holes in this story and this only reeks of desperation to win converts. When you even have the mental courage to even consider entering a fasting competition with the person you believe to be your creator (attempting to do the same thing that Jesus supposedly did), it's no surprise that they'd most likely end up being a liar too. He's even calling himself Jesus jnr, maybe he thinks he's the second coming of Christ. It's sad that the black man has decided to internalize a religion that many of the original creators have even abandoned. God loves you so much that he sent your slave masters who stole your land, killed your men, and raped your women, to teach you about who he is. He didn't deem you worthy enough to speak to directly and instead chose to communicate with white people, and ask them to pass on his message to you. 7 Likes 3 Shares |
Education / Re: This Is Simple JSS1 Work The Math TextBook & Teacher Failed It. Can You Get i? by greenskittles: 9:44pm On Mar 06, 2021 |
Its a ridiculous question in the first place. If the topic being taught is simple division then why would they give a question with an answer of x != 0. There's even no way to justify the teacher saying the student is wrong. It would take nothing for the teacher to just say "okay students, this question wasn't a good question for you guys, so its a bonus" if they know that the students cannot yet comprehend the actual answer. So the teacher who said that nonsense just raised red flags about the school and if I were a parent I would start paying more attention to the child's other school work to make sure they're actually being taught well. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-XpFYAlEMk 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Musiliu Smith: How Flagrant Police Misconduct Led To EndSARS Protests Nationwide by greenskittles: 5:30am On Feb 24, 2021 |
In other news, water is wet. |
Sports / Re: 2021 AFCON Qualifier: Why Super Eagles May Travel By Boat To Benin – Rohr by greenskittles: 7:10pm On Feb 23, 2021 |
Let's just hope he doesn't encounter Luffy and the rest of the straw hats. Lol. |
Religion / Re: Jesus Does Not Know The Scriptures by greenskittles: 12:52pm On Feb 21, 2021 |
Lol 1 Like 1 Share |
Family / Re: Does My Brother's Wife Have The Right To Walk Me Out Of My Brother's House ? by greenskittles: 2:01am On Feb 17, 2021 |
Yes. Yes she does. |
Romance / Re: My Brother And The Wife Had Sex In My Room, Why Won't She Wash The Sheets? by greenskittles: 9:04am On Feb 15, 2021 |
Gang90:Room that you're not paying rent for. Interesting. 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Police arrest Mr Macaroni at Lekki tollgate by greenskittles: 10:43am On Feb 13, 2021 |
When it's time for a protest to happen, nobody will need to tell anyone else. For now let's keep suffering and smiling. It's clearly not time yet. In Myanmar nobody's complaining about people blocking the roads so they can go to work na. Lol. If we have to wait for things to get that bad then so be it. 3 Likes 1 Share |
Phones / Re: What Could Have Happened? (pics Attached) by greenskittles: 1:18am On Feb 13, 2021 |
Online shopping has a long way to go in Nigeria lol |
Travel / Re: Inside Canada Ice Hotel With 15 Suites, Bar And Wedding Chapel(Pics) by greenskittles: 9:18pm On Feb 09, 2021 |
Reminds me of the Water Tribe from the Avatar franchise haha |
Crime / Re: Abuja Human Milk Factory With 115 Young Girls Where Customers Pay With Bitcoin by greenskittles: 9:04am On Feb 08, 2021 |
Very obvious propaganda against cryptocurrency. It's almost comical. How stupid do they really think we are? Damn. 72 Likes 4 Shares |
Romance / Re: Funny Photoshop Pictures I Found On The Internet. (lol) by greenskittles: 2:44am On Feb 05, 2021 |
Hilarious!! |
Romance / Re: The Silhouette Challenge And The Unnecessary Hype by greenskittles: 7:47am On Feb 03, 2021 |
It's not about the shadow figure per se, it's the fact that people you know are the ones in the videos. Why do you think men ask women for nudes even when there are billions of free porn videos to watch? It's the intimacy that comes with seeing someone you relate to regularly, almost nekkid. |
Politics / Re: Buratai Hands Over To Attahiru As Chief Of Army Staff by greenskittles: 12:52am On Jan 29, 2021 |
All these soldiers and their pot bellies. Lol. |
Religion / Re: Prophet Onyeze Jesus: 'I Will Raise Dead Bodies On The 28 Of January' by greenskittles: 11:31am On Jan 27, 2021 |
Whenever I hear Pastors brag like this I wonder if they even read the Bible. As an ex-Christian, I still notice how they contradict the very teachings they claim to uphold. Moses supposedly didn't enter the Promised Land because he claimed "he" was the one bringing water from the rock at the waters of Meribah (instead of God) and thus flouted the orders given to him by striking it twice. So whenever I hear a Pastor saying "I will do this", or "I did that", it just shows they're not good enough at their act. Lol. 3 Likes |
Family / Re: I Just Saw This In My Baby Sister Bag by greenskittles: 3:23am On Jan 27, 2021 |
This is just harmless puppy love. And some people are saying you should beat her. Beat her for what? Is she a goat? Haba. It won't go beyond letter writing at this age and if you're open with her about it you'll get to know if anything inappropriate is happening directly from her yourself and nip it in the bud. |
Romance / Re: See What Your Rich Uncle Does To Survive In US (photo) by greenskittles: 12:53am On Jan 27, 2021 |
khia:I have a roommate and I'm still paying more than $1000. This place is insane, prices of everything are inflated. 1 Like |
Romance / Re: See What Your Rich Uncle Does To Survive In US (photo) by greenskittles: 11:55pm On Jan 26, 2021 |
Gartol:If you know where to find an apartment for $800 in Palo Alto please let me know |
Romance / Re: See What Your Rich Uncle Does To Survive In US (photo) by greenskittles: 11:51pm On Jan 26, 2021 |
khia:I was trying to be nice who knows, maybe his uncle is washing plates at a fine dining restaurant. |
Romance / Re: See What Your Rich Uncle Does To Survive In US (photo) by greenskittles: 11:50pm On Jan 26, 2021 |
Gartol:The person didn't even calculate tax |
Romance / Re: See What Your Rich Uncle Does To Survive In US (photo) by greenskittles: 11:48pm On Jan 26, 2021 |
Karleb:The way you guys just call money sha. If he's not in California, I don't know where in the US a dishwasher will be paid $20/hr. Right now they're even begging President Biden for $15/hour minimum wage. 2 Likes |
Romance / Re: Meet Nyasha, Intersex Tom-boy Born With Two Organs by greenskittles: 7:19am On Jan 26, 2021 |
thesicilian:What do you call a person when you don't know their gender? (See, I just did it. It's not that hard to understand). A few more examples for you: Someone came into my house and they ate all my food. Tell whoever is making noise that if they don't shut up they're going to be in trouble. You use 'they' to refer to one person everyday, and I'm just going to assume you didn't realize it and are not just intentionally being bigoted. LGBT people in Nigeria get enough stick for being who they are because you guys claim that God didn't create them that way. But now some people still want to extend the same hate to Intersex people who CLEARLY were created the way they are by God, evident by their sexual organs/genit@lia. 2 Likes |
Sports / Re: Paul Merson: Frank Lampard Deserved More Time As Chelsea Manager by greenskittles: 5:59pm On Jan 25, 2021 |
I feel he deserved more time too. I mean cmon, look at how abysmal Ole was last season before Bruno came to save their season. And look at them now. This club is pissing me off. |
Celebrities / Re: Lil Wayne Thanks Donald Trump For Granting Him Presidential Pardon by greenskittles: 2:32am On Jan 22, 2021 |
NaBanga:Imagine someone showing a photo op of Trump with black people as proof that he's not racist. Lmao. 1 Like |
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