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alaye....gimme your digit Sir... let's relate.

Opus85:
@OP, this is a free advise. I have evicted tenants and j am an estate surveyor. I have used court, mediation centre and traditional method to evict tenant.

First, if the tenant refuses to acknowledge the notice, don't worry. Paste it on her door. Snap the notice showing clearly that it is pasted on her door. Take it off, place it at the entrance of the property take pictures showing the address of the house, full view of the house and closer view of the notice showing all written letters on it. Once the notice expires, serve her 7days notice too and do same if she refuses to acknowledge it. Print the pictures, and copy of the notice. Let your lawyer file matter in magistrate court. The tenant would be served court summon. Day of hearing or mention of the case, appear in court with your lawyer. This might take a little time to achieve. Once court gives judgement, the tenant would pay mesne profit till the day she/he vacated the property. Even if they run away, if you are able to get the new address, court ballif will go and do recovery of the mesne profit. (I have done this before. Took 2years but the man ran and new address was gotten. His suv is in court to be auctioned to pay off the mesne profit)

2. Mediation centre doesn't really have effect like that because they don't have much power to execute judgment. They only appeal to both parties and if there is no resolution, they advise to go to court. Sometimes if tenant know them, they will drag your matter and waste your time.

3. Traditional method is like customary court. Report the matter to the oba in your area (if he is a respected and feared one) they will give tenant 3months self and not 6months to move out. If tenant is stubborn after all warnings, they use boys to move their things out. (I have used this method for 3 tenants in ikotun) this one saves money for you than going to court. They don't request for much.

lanrally:
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miqos02:
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please add Disk capacity and price. Best price Bros.

that's the message I am getting once I power up my HP elitebook 2530p... is there any way you can help a brother?

Best way...the street way amd find your way around the law...afterall,the law is an ass.

Obudupikin:
Long way: EFCC

Pro: If you get your money back you have nothing to worry about.
Con: You may never get the money back due to esprit de corp.


Short way: the street.

Pro: You will get your money back.
Con: If it goes sideways, the law may come for you.

I just hope you still have something left in that your coconut head... so he should wait and be killed.

NwaAmaikpe:




An innocent heart fears no accusation.
My Bible tells me that the guilty run when no one is chasing.

As a man of truth, he should honour the police's invitation and hear them out. If there is a mix-up in the allegations levelled against him, then it's in his place to set them straight because the Igbos have a saying, "A fu okwu, a fu osisa".

It's not fair, we need to pity the President and put ourselves in the position of our leaders.
There are too many of us running away and hoping for this administration to end.

If everybody runs away, who will they now govern?
Who?

Alaye, not everyone is dirty as you are.there are honest Nigerians still living........

Carfreak966:
Oga I know what you are talking about. Na even me go tell you a million ways you can make money online legitimately. But by the time Efcc check your phones and laptops, that is when even the most legitimate person still has a dent to his name.

GUY, IF YOU AND YOUR FOLKS ARE THE LAZY TYPE AND AFRAID OF TAKING RISKS, THE UNCLE WILL ALWAYS BE AHEAD IN THE FAMILY....GET A LIFE, GET A GOOD JOB OR GOOD BUSINESS

olabukola:
The above question need an urgent answer to help a friend.

He is of the opinion that one of his uncle's is holding almost all family member down. And many in their family hold the same view. The uncle in question is a PhD holder and a lecturer in one of the Northern or Middle Belt University. According to him the said uncle always brag about how he is the most well to do in family, that no body will surpass him in the family.

I laughed at him( cos I hardly believe in such narrative) while he narrate to me but he was dead serious and the issue is taking a good part of him as he seek for a way out.

Anybody know any solution?

E DON TAY WEY D DEVIL DEY CUT EYE GIVE U....LAS LAS,DEM DON GET U BROS.

mrkings84:
I haven't o, but I have just bleeped one B4. God forgive me o

She was my neighbor, she always enter my room at times with towel tied around her waist.

So that day I bought 3 black bullets, as usual, she came in, took one, and drank it, the thing knock her, she lay on my bed and dose off, I came out of the bathroom to meet a naked woman in my bed, as I was slightly high too I had only one choice........


The rest na memories!!!

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So that lady eventually became your Ex?, the airtime you sent to that other lady was probably a pointer that you should have dated and wifed her......las las 15k and affections .....don jona

lkillbrokehoes:
No way, I don't do online relationship, although I once mistakingly sent 15k Airtime to a lady back then, I didn't know the number I typed wasn't correct. when I called my ex to confirm she told me she didn't see anything,


I had to cross check the number again, to confirm if I dialed the right number, before I realized that the number wasn't that of my ex. I actually dailed 8 instead of 9, the mistake I made.


before I could call the person; lo and behold the person was already calling me, when I picked the call, i heared the most coolest voice ever; it was actually a girl, perhaps. she should be in her early 20's. she told me that she saw an alert on her phone and she wanted to transfer the airtime back to my line,


actually I never knew some people can be so genuine. when she transferred the airtime back to my line, she still called me to confirm if I've seen an alert. I thanked her and told her that I'm grateful.

if it was someone else, I wouldn't get that airtime back, I still called her and thanked her again for being real. I would have dated her if I was single back then, and also another disadvantage was that she was very far away from me, this actually happened like 8 years ago.

It's okay to be a damaged female, Showing it,is really the #BIGISSUE

sapphiere:
Nigerian men hmm

In other news, Nigerian woman becomes the WTO DG.


The FUTURE is FEMALE

Guy,,,,no be swear o, you may never get the kind of job you desire in another extra 2 years, makes 4years POST NYSC. or sincerely, you may never get a good job paying job at all, meaning you may need to create a business, hence, why not start that business right away?, start small. why waste 2 years of your life expecting a good job? when your dad is not very connected abi you no be Nigerian ni?. I pity that girl that is desperate to have you, because you seem more like a "BOMB" waiting to explode. the average young man in Nigeria knows better, NO JOB ANYWHERE.

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Papertrails:
Please nairalanders I need your advice on something that has been bothering me for sometime now.

I am a young graduate who graduated from the university almost two years ago and am done with my youth service too but am still trying to get a job or put up something maybe a business that will be fetching me money considering the situation of our country in terms of availability of jobs.

Then there's is this girl I have been dating for three years and everything has been going well but recently she has been really disturbing me to come and see her people or get her pregnant, am someone that will do everything within my power to make sure my kids don't pass through the hardship I have passed through being someone that wasn't born with a silver spoon, and another thing is that I really love this girl.
Am really confused and don't know what to do.

Godarz:
I think the problem is Nigerians really want cheap fuel .

Arguing that it costs the economy long term means nothing to them...cheap fuel, even if it bankrupts the economy

Come chop this slap... it should deliver from making such irrelevant comment in the future.

Jerryherd:
How does it feel for you Ibos in Yoruba land to lament and wail all day.... A Barack boy like you with so much bitterness and hate for your accommodators


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You should tell that to the herdsmen slaughtering your people with impunity & seizing your Land. I hope dem born you well enough to do that.

LaEvilIMiss:
1: Celebrities and Comedians should use their platform to promote the Federal Government and not Youth Problems
2: Whenever the masses are not happy with the performance of the Federal Government, they should employ constitutional means to effect change. - protests in Africa always leads to violence and looting (Prevention is better than a cure as Sanwo-olu has learned)
3: The Security agencies should be used to ruthlessly shut-down any form of civil unrest or unruly threat to the lives of security agents. They should however seek soft-means of pacification and reconciliation with very violent armed criminal groups and terrorists as we cannot afford to continue spending billions of dollars on military equipment during peace-times. such would be useful in infrastructure development and agriculture

I am practicing and learning how to replace or work with the APC Government and Lauretta Onochie to whitewash and push a positive image for this present Government - I can't kill myself ooooh

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I been wan reset your brain with betta slap

Neddstark:
It sounds that way to me. Nigerian police do not arrest, beat mercilessly or kill activists like the clown was implying. He said what he said to get your emotions and sentimental you bought it hook, line and sinker. You carry am for your head like his inflated lips are part of your perverted fantasies. Omo ale'

chicken-heart, were you there?.

LegendHero:
Can you show me where I rooted for Buhari? What is my business with Buhari? I don’t give a bleep about him.

What I am telling degenerates quoting me as being APC paid goon because I voice out my opinion is that maybe the party should kuku sign me and pay me and if you understand my words well, you will see I’m just using it as a form of sarcasm and a way to get back at the guy that quoted me.

I repeat, I don’t give a bleep about Buhari, I only care about the West.

Broda Lai... you are doing well... We know it's all about the money.

Discombulator:
Shut up nuisance, you keep making a fool out of yourself day in day out, go get a job and stop living all your life on nairaland

the guy name na false prophet & you dey take am seriously.

joseph1832:
Lesson learnt!. I'm sure next time they'll think twice before protesting on something that could spiraled out of control.

you no fit get sense again aswear

LegendHero:
I think at this stage, APC should sign me.

Instead of me contributing for free and getting insulted for voicing my opinion on the internet, then APC should start paying me so at least I can be compensated for the insults.

If you know APC that gives money to anonymous people online please let me know.

They should just make sure they pay me above what I’m currently earning monthly and I am game.

Looking forward to your response on what modalities I need to take to contact the supposedly APC sharing money or benefits.

Thanks!

if you are truly in yankee, then I am not surprised, because we have your type here in Naija, ready to die for Trump, just like you are rooting seriously for buhari/APC

Sirjamo:
Buhari is like twenty years older than Jonathan. Reno is a fool

Baba Iyabo can probably do this... so no talk that thing.

guy, we know your type... you sure know how to sweet talk people to reason with you... but in your heart of hearts, me and you know say you dey benefit from APC somehow.

LegendHero:
So if the soldiers shoot at computer village or the Seaport, the next thing is for these places to be shut down and destroyed?

Many of you guys don’t even give a bleep about the victims but you just want it shut for few reasons:

1. People don’t want to pay tolls again because we have been wired to think the government can provide everything so we should use it for free instead.

2. The people that think Tinubu owns it, they want it shut down to get back at Tinubu and have a bragging right.

3. Those celebrity that want to trend again with this.

4. People that are really concerned (unfortunately they are few).

One funny thing is that people are passing the tollgate currently and the only difference is that toll fees are not being paid. So I really don’t understand how people could disrespect the ‘dead’ and keep driving through the place if that’s the narrative they are pushing.

1. Don't go to the police cos because you probably will spoil the case, while explaining.
2. Telling your parents or the average Nigerian spiritual leader is almost equal to telling your village people.... the info will get out somehow.
3. My Advice is read your holy book more, forgive yourself, indulge more in things of God, stay completely away from dating till you are ready for marriage, Never visit nor entertain any male visitor at your abode, if possible, get a worthy roomie or better still, relocate back to your parents house, Lastly, never mention these rape stories to any one, Never ever henceforth.

Girl9999:
I created this account to hide my identity. I'm in a very emotional condition at the moment. I've been crying since morning. I've not left my house, not even for church. I've lost the will to live, all because of what happened yesterday evening.

I've been dating this guy for two months. I thought he was a great guy. He was always nice to me, smart and hard-working. I lost my virginity at the age of 18 in University and it was to someone that just wanted to have sex with me. He lied about loving me. All he wanted was sex and when he had his way he abandoned me and dated another girl in my department. Since then I've had a fear of relationships, most importantly of sex. I vowed to only have sex with someone I was going to marry; someone I was certain loved me.

When I met my boyfriend, I thought he was the one. We vibed well and we were both in the same field of work. Everything seemed to click. I opened up to him about my experience and my decision to have sex only when I was ready. He agreed and said he was going to respect my wishes.

Yesterday he visited me at my apartment. This wasn't the first time he was visiting me. We paid each other visits all the time. This time he brought a bottle of wine with him. I prepared food, we both eat and he served us some wine. The last thing I remember is taking few sips and then everything else is blurry.

Next thing I am waking up by 8am this morning with a severe headache, cramped legs and a sore feeling around my vagina. There was something that looked like dried semen on my left thigh and some around my breast. I could also perceive the scent of his perfume on my body. He raped me. The man that claimed to love me raped me. I haven't spoken to anyone since morning, all I've been doing is crying. My phone has been on silent all day.

I want to report him to the police but first I want to look at his face and ask why he would do this to me. I already planned on having sex with him soon. Why couldn't he wait? I want to involve my parents and his parents as well but I don't want this news to spread and take a hit on my reputation. I'm confused about what to do.

Why are men like this? I feel defiled and violated. My mind has been constantly flooded with suicidal thoughts all day. If I make it through this, I'm done with relationships forever.

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raquel97:
Wait o, am I the only one reading that he died on the 20th of November and was buried on the 8th of October?

add the year... it should make sense thence.

Rugaria:
He didn't die for Nigeria, he died for a set of people called "Nigerians" at the moment...

Your mumulity is Quintessential

Sirmwill:
beautiful
Shebi you people did not want to hear word na

The truth is:most of the people leading the protests are sponsored by arcane criminals
Now,the whole stuff may become an aggravated Carnage that will cause a lot of pain and tears...

If you like yourself,withdraw from the protests for now,you already made your point

The Military will now be most likely involved and with that,hmm...
Those soldiers don't think twice before unleashing terror...

The man pocket his hand die ni Sha...That's what we call Dying with Swags
This one may be a father of some children ooo
What a wasted sperm for a wasted nation

Las las, shay you know say na Stray Bullet go kill you... with this Useless comment wey you post.

Kollysman1:
Hummmmm... what if a Nigerian is going to meet his success this morning ? Na so una go use una wahala cause him long life wahala?

Reason o

which dirty success?.

poiunt:
Something is fishing up.

I sincerely don't like when sport men are mixed with politics.

visit https://Poiunt.com to watch short comedy videos and skits

why?

hidhrhis:
join any protest at ur own peril
kasala don burst
I was thinking of joining a protest before but with the way things are right now aint interested no more this police may want to retaliate and shoot back at the protesters with the claim of self defence and i may not be lucky,make gun no come blow pesin head
please if u are contemplating on joining a protest i will implore u to think twice before doing so cos it aint peaceful no more it has turned to war and u know this men in black are not normal before make them no come use u catch cruise

na who dey beg you for advise?. Abi you don join Naira Marley wey dey talk from side of mouth?