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PropertiesRe: a by Guk: 12:04am On Sep 16, 2008
Ebedi, I found it unfair & unreasonable to ask me to pay such an amount (4m) within 90days way back in 2002.
My allocation paper clearly stated that i had paid the 1.5m & had NIL to pay only for me to see my Plot & Block number in the national dailies so i promptly applied for a refund which took 5 months.

My piece of advice is to go to NTDA & ask for more time to enable you pay the difference as ABIJO GRA now goes for N6M (LASG) or worst case, ask them to give you another piece of land worth what you have paid. All the Best
PropertiesRe: a by Guk: 10:21pm On Sep 15, 2008
Let me start by saying that i am not an Advocate for Dr. Balogun. He belongs to a system that encourages such practice. HOW?
Lagos State Employees are entitled to buy land from their employer at 40% less than is adverised on their website http://www.lagoslands.net/ so, all the guy is doing is selling the land to you are the correct price but he's buying at 40% less. SIMPLE!!!

The egunje that is collected in the name of PR is just sheer wickedness, because you are expected to pay that amount regardless of whether you are an employee of Lagos state or not & its at least 150k.

If you want to buy land in Lagos state, there is no hurry as Gov Fashola is setting up 7 satellite towns of not less than 500 hectares each BUT WHAT I NEED YOU ALL TO BE AWARE OF IS WHAT THEY CALL "Land Charges" during Tinubu's regime, it was bn increased at will & i ended up forfeiting my Abijo GRA land becos it was increased from 1.5m to 5.5m & we were asked to pay the diff within 90days, so pls, CAVEAT EMPTOR.
CareerRe: IT Professionals' Salary In Nigeria? by Guk: 9:09pm On Aug 22, 2008
compuco_infotec@yahoo.co.uk
CareerRe: IT Professionals' Salary In Nigeria? by Guk: 8:47pm On Aug 14, 2008
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/08/13/world/africa/13lagos.html?_r=1&scp=1&sq=Opulence%20and%20Chaos%20Meet%20in%20an%20African%20Boomtown&st=cse&oref=slogin
CareerRe: IT Professionals' Salary In Nigeria? by Guk: 7:43pm On Aug 14, 2008
"Living in Lagos is tough, that's the bottom line," said Bola Sobande, the general manager of the popular Palms shopping mall. "But Nigerians are survivors. We survive against all odds. Until something else comes up, we'll just hang in there." More than 70 percent of the city's residents live in informal housing, crammed into slums with no electricity or water, according to Felix Morka, the executive director of the Social and Economic Rights Action Center, a local economic rights group. "Only the superrich can compete in this market," Mr. Morka said. "Most people are looking for a small plot of land where they can build a shack, or to rent space in what are known as 'I See You, You See Me' buildings with no facilities at all. That's what people can afford. "The oil companies can afford to rent out huge complexes for all their staff," Mr. Morka said, "so why would a landlord want to rent out to the Nigerian teacher who barely is even assured of a salary at the end of the month?" Because of widespread corruption, the vast amounts of money coming in rarely trickle down in Nigeria. Still, more and more people stream into the city every day, drawn by the prospect of wealth absent from most of the rest of Nigeria. "People are moving to Lagos because you can find work, you don't need to know anybody or have anything," said Francisco Abosede, the state minister for public planning. Early on a Sunday morning, as the rich and famous begin to stumble out of clubs and into the hazy light, they are quickly surrounded by dozens of young boys acting as informal parking attendants or hawking chewing gum, mints and phone cards. The boys are paid little mind, but if they are lucky, a small bill may be handed to them from behind the narrow slitof a tinted window of a departing BMW.
CareerRe: IT Professionals' Salary In Nigeria? by Guk: 7:42pm On Aug 14, 2008
But high prices do not always mean high quality. The city was built to accommodate fewer than 100,000 residents, but it is now home to an estimated 14 million or more, according to the state government. So no matter what your station in life is, it is impossible to avoid the city's traffic or its lack of reliable water and electricity. Most homes and businesses on the islands run on diesel-powered generators nearly 24 hours a day, resulting in thousands of dollars in energy bills.Tayo Emden, 33, a British-educated Ghanaian who has lived in Lagos for five years as a director for a telecommunications company, said the costs were just too high to stay. "After living in London with colleagues, we thought Lagos would be nice and cushy, but we're having second thoughts," Ms. Emden said. "You used to get a lot of bang for your buck, but that's not the case anymore." Several efforts have been made to create economic hubs away from the islands to reduce traffic and lessen the burden, but none have been successful. So at least three million commuters fight their way through hours of traffic to the islands every day. Many leave before 5 a.m. to beat the traffic, and many do not return home until after 10 p.m. Moreover, most Lagosians do not enjoy the privileges of the city's new wealth, and perhaps no economic division cuts deeper than housing. On the islands, plots of 645 square feet sell for millions of dollars, and houses built on the plots are subdivided and rented out to wealthy Nigerians or expatriates whose companies do not bargain down.
CareerRe: IT Professionals' Salary In Nigeria? by Guk: 7:38pm On Aug 14, 2008
A recent study of the most expensive cities for expatriates by the consulting firm Mercer found that Lagos ranked 30th, making it only slightly less costly than New York but considerably more expensive than Los Angeles, Miami and Washington. Even European cities like Stockholm and Barcelona, Spain, were found to be more affordable - and in Lagos the high prices are that much more eye-popping because the average Nigerian survives on less than $2 a day. Evidence of vast amounts of money floating around the "islands" - two small pieces of land poking into the Atlantic that anchor the city's economic activity and are home to banks, consulates and oil and telecommunications companies - is everywhere. Dinner for two at an average restaurant costs more than $200. A cocktail costs more than $15. A box of cereal costs $12 at a supermarket. Hotel rooms under $400 are difficult to find. In the aisles of glistening new malls, expatriates and wealthy Nigerians often buy $10,000 watches and $5,000 cellphones. New BMWs, Mercedes-Benzes and Bentleys plod through grinding traffic, bumping over rocks and weaving around potholes. Multimillion-dollar yachts speed up and down the creek separating the two islands. (The creek was recently determined to be too shallow for the biggest yachts, so a dredging project has been started to deepen the waterway.) Apartment rents on the islands start at $3,000 a month, but rents of $6,000 to $7,000 a month are common here, and renters are required to pay two or three years of rent in advance.
CareerRe: IT Professionals' Salary In Nigeria? by Guk: 7:23pm On Aug 14, 2008
London, i consider as Rest In Peace!! You will earn your Income and you will pay your bills. The system has been organised in such a way that their money does not leave their country. it stays in to circulate round.

Nigeria, i consider as Struggle to Victory!!! You can make 1 million overnite and spend it on intangibles within 2 weeks.

Now to the salaries. Pls note that i speak as one who has done Contracts in UK & am presently a Project Consultant in Nigeria. I started managing Projects in 2001, been doing IT Service Mgt since 1999 and Business Analysis since 2005, & an employer of labour, so, trust me i know what am talking about.

Unfortunately we do not have a Uniform salary structure for IT professionals in Nigeria. Working for Service providers commands the least renumeration but that where you garner the experience. The boys earn little but the bosses earn fat.

Telcos; Banks; Oil & Gas pay "Armed Robber" Salaries. For how long that is sustainable, time will tell.

Brain Gain beneficiaries collect whatever they claim the earn from abroad even though some of them never worked beyond User Support but you find them strolling around Abuja in places like NITDA; NIGOMSAT; GALAXY BACKBONE; NeGST & so on & so forth, all Motion & No Movement.

If you can speak Phonetics as if you had Hot Dodo in your mouth, Tony Elumelu of UBA will employ immediately. He's smitten/overawed by 'Been To's'

If you work for Foreign IT coys with offices in 9ja, like Cisco; Oracle; HP etc, you will earn $$$$$ but you go work well well. (No free Lunch)

Your area of specialiation, Networking is a Dime a Dozen, so you would not command much over here. Boys have Networking exp even in Uni now so its no big deal.

As an employer am not looking for entry level pple, i pick thoe ones form NYSC easily, am looking for Team leaders, people with exp and proven application of lnowledge and leadership qualities.

At the end of the day, the decision is solely yours. Take 3 months off and come and test the waters and determine whether its an enviroment you can thrive in. If not stay put in England & Rest In Peace!!!!
TV/MoviesRe: Which TV Shows Do You Want Back? by Guk: 4:03pm On Aug 10, 2008
MIND BENDING
PoliticsRe: Ribadu Wanted For "Treason"! by Guk: 10:15pm On Aug 07, 2008
I agree with Informer who wrote "A country of hyprocrites, wonders will never end."

What we see playing out are serious moves by those who put Yar Adua in power. Pple like Ibori.

Can you recollect that Ibori smuggled himself into the Presidential Press meeting that Yar Adua had with selected proprietors of Media Houses when Yar Adua celebrated 1 year in office. What was Ibori there for?? To find out if questions about him were going to be asked. He went there as Proprietor of 1 so called Newspaper.

To confirm Ibori's hold on Yar Adua, Ibori's Finance Commisioner of abt 5 years who helped him siphon Delta State money has been appointed as Principal Secretary to Yar Adua. pls ask me, for what? Simply!!! To spy on Yar Adua and report back daily to Ibori. MY PEOPLE, THERE ARE BAD PUPPET MASTERS AT WORK MANIPULATING PUPPET YAR ADUA. I wish he would just resign today on Health grounds
TravelRe: Taxis In Lagos: How Profitable? by Guk: 6:32pm On Aug 05, 2008
LePhillipe,

If you are looking to invest in the Lagos Taxi project. I suggest you take a ride with a Random sample of Taxi drivers and have a nice chat about their challenges i.e. Cost of operations; Routes; No Go Areas etc.  the Elderly ones in VW Golf taxi are quite chatty and will reveal old war stories to you.

Its a good way to know their operations 1st hand
CultureRe: Who Is A Jew Man? by Guk: 9:29pm On Jul 29, 2008
When you call someone a Jew, it means He's TIGHTFISTED!!!
Christianity EtcRe: Adeboye Shops For $20m Jet by Guk: 9:17pm On Jul 17, 2008
THE PM GUYS ARE NOT TRYING TO SELL THEIR STUFF BY COOKING YOU STORIES. I was at a meeting on Thursday the 5th of June 2008 at the Redemption Camp after the monthly Holy Communion service where Pastor Adeboye outlined upcoming work needed to be done in propagating the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ.
It was at this meeting that he mentioned the need to us for acquiring an Aeroplane.
I will not hold brief for him at this forum because we digest and interprete information in different ways but i must say, after reading the entire 6 pages of submission from you all, that we underestimated the quantum of risk this man subjects himself to for the sake of fellow human beings.
This man is 66 years old, travelling is energy sapping. Try traveling from Lagos to Jos and back in 1 day (Abuja to Jos is 3hrs i.e 6 hrs return by our "good nigerian roads"wink
Pastor Adeboye does not live a flambouyant life. Precisely 6 years ago he was given a Brand news Rolls Royce for his 60th birthday but guess what, he rode around in a Toyota Corrola and gave out his Jeep gifts to Evangelists who operated in the hinterland of the North (Rev Joe Olaiya was a beneficiary)
He travels to preach in some of the poorest parts of Nigeria; Cameroun; East Africa etc. I leave to your imagination what manner of planes fly to such places. He has encountered several close shaves in those "sky coffins). He was once forgotten in Cameroun by a Hired Airline.

Was he not attacked by Armed robbers on Owerri- PH road when PH airport was shut down, so you see that he experiences what the ordinary man experiences as well

Planes being flown around are in bad state or should we feel nothing for Pastor Bimbo Odukoya and d many children of Loyala Jesuit who died an avertable death?

Even though he is G.O, he still preaches in Universities nationwide as much as his schedule allows. His annual preaching to Unife students takes place without fail.

He travels by road through at least 3 states in Nigeria during an RCCG prog called Lets Go A fishing that takes place twice a year

I try very hard not to be an Armchair critic, i can bet that a sizable number of us (myself inclusive) cannot bear to stay in the same vicinity with the kind of people Pastor Adeboye prays & lays hands upon: Lepers; Mentally ill; Terminally ill (Cancer patients in worst of states) Undescribable poor people.

Each man to work out his own salvation. My own 2 cents is to donate to credible charities. They need us. Lets channel our energy to helping Orphanages; School for Autistic children; Hearts of Gold Hospice; Down Syndrome Association; Oluyole Chesire Home; Pacelli School for the Blind; Modupe Cole School for Handicapped Children rather that throwing Darts at one another.

MAy the Lord Bless you all
EducationRe: Bank Phb / Skye Bank Education Loan by Guk: 8:47pm On Jun 25, 2008
Lets do a simple arithmetic to show how Nigeria funds Education in UK. Its mind boggling, shameful & embarassing.

Using Foundation students as a example:

(1) At least 40 Universities come to Nigeria to cart educational slaves 2 times a year for Sept entry and January entry.

(2) The average Foundation Student fee is £5,000 usually paid upfront

(3) Some UK universities give admission to at least 200 Nigerian prospects

(4) £5,000 x 200 Nigerian prospects = £1,000,000 x Sept entry and January entry = £2,000,000

(5) £2,000,000 x 40 UK Universities = £ 80,000,000 (EIGTHY MILLION POUNDS)

(6) £ 80,000,000 x exchange rate of 240:1 = =N=19,200,000,000 (NINTEEN BILLION NAIRA)

(7) =N=19,200,000,000 (NINTEEN BILLION NAIRA) provided by 800 prospective Foundation students to UK universities (this is minus other levels & Masters ooo!!!)

(cool Average of =N= 20,000 Student Visa fees (non refundable) paid by 800 prospective Foundation students to UK universities = =N= 16,000,000

(9) Average of =N= 100,000 Virgin Nigeria Airfares paid by 800 prospective Foundation students to UK universities = =N= 80,000,000 (Half goes to richard Branson)

NOW, FELLOW NIGERIANS, PLS TELL ME WHO IS FUNDING UK UNIVERSITIES? WHO IS FUNDING BRITISH HIGH COMMISION? WHO IS FUNDING THE AIRLINES? N I G E R I A N S

QUESTION: HAVE WE FUNDED LOCAL UNIVERSITIES WITH ANTHING CLOSE TO THESE FIGURES ANNUALLYhuhhuhhuhhuh?? SO WHY WONT WE HAVE UNEMPLOYABLE GRADUATES?
EducationRe: Bank Phb / Skye Bank Education Loan by Guk: 8:24pm On Jun 25, 2008
Its 17% per annum.

Whilst not being an Advocate for BankPHB, there's no other bank in Nigeria that will offer you less. If they do, it will be full of hidden charges.

Those who have taken education loan in England will tell you its just as difficult to pay back over there as well.

Its unfortunate that we do not have alternatives like access to softer loans etc am sure if President Umaru included as his 8th point of Agenda, an organised way of providing Quality education to his citizens training them in areas we have skills shortage & they returning back to 9ja after their studies to build the nation, we would not be sujected to humilation of our so called banks a.k.a. Funds Sourcing Brothels
BusinessRe: Your BankPHB Experience? by Guk: 11:22pm On Jun 12, 2008
@poster,

if you want to carry out your survey, go around to out of the way branches and present yourself as a prospective customer so that you can get a 1st hand undiluted, uncontaminated experience.

As for BankPHB Adverts: THUMBS DOWN. Same for a lot of adverts on TV these days. POOR!!!!

Somebody postulated though that Banks & Telcos have of recent had an influx of Brand Managers; Marketers from FMCG companies & that thats why we are seeing Detergent; Magarine; Goody Goody like adverts and all of them falling over themselves to sponsor Reality shows 7 i personally tend to agree
Car TalkRe: Traffic Violations In Lagos State Attract Ridiculous Fines by Guk: 11:12pm On Jun 12, 2008
Whilst i support Law & Order, i am totally AVERSE & even angry with such Draconian Laws with specific reference to items 4 & 6 i.e Abandoned Vehicles and Overspeeding respectively.

For item 4: Abandoned Vehicles, it says Unreasonably long period of time. Without defining such, you are only seeking to oppress people with such a phrase. You are therefore subjected to their own definition of Unreasonably long period of time, which could possibly range from 1 minute to whenever!!!

For item 6: Overspeeding:- What is our speed limits? Is it not their responsility to publish it?

If you investigate, its possible that inflow from LASTMA has dwindled, therefore, they have to come up with more extortioning ways

The truth about Nigeria is that we are just Wicked to one another. Every body is seeking to oppress the next man. What a shame!!!
AutosRe: Do Not Buy Any Used Vehicle Without Checking Out The Vin ! by Guk: 2:02pm On Mar 28, 2008
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Good day Brauneyes/Layi,

Could you please help check this VIN?

JHLRD78434C042987.

Thanks so much
InvestmentRe: Stock Market Tips For Nigerians by Guk: 10:09pm On Mar 26, 2008
@Omoba,

You can please send my own to huhhuhhuh?

Cheers
TV/MoviesRe: Why Can't We Make A Classic Epic Nigerian Movie? by Guk: 6:20pm On Mar 21, 2008
Some great works have actually come of Nigeria e.g. Mind Bending by Lola Fanikayode (TV Series) I call it great because of the quality of idea; plot; the cast; the setting and the quality of audio & video.

There were a couple of films from Hubert Ogunde: Aiye & some other one that had cats in the film.

I refuse to agree with those who compare ages i.e. S.A. started a century ago & 9ja stated a decade ago. The truth of the matter is, if you had defined your end goal, achieving it becomes less difficult. Nollywood simply hasnt defined their destination & that is evident in the lack of quality; poverty of ideas; lack of training (anybody feels that can also act).

We are in an age where 10 years in practice can be compared to a century in practice because Technological advancement has shortened the years but you can have the best cutting edge technology in your hands, if you dont know what to do with it, you are no diff from a slowpoke.

My perceived observation of Nollywood is a quick money making venture, so we can have 1,000 pages on naiarland on Nollywood & nothing will change.

If the objective doesnt change, there will be no Nollywood in a decades time!!!

Have you ever been to Alaba Int Market?? The markerters record Audio on =N=10 CDs (Quote Me).As long as such pratices continue, the industry is doomed.

My people, lets stop comparing ourselves with other nations, its disgraceful to do so. Why? We are not commited to Excelence. Simple!!
TV/MoviesRe: Why Can't We Make A Classic Epic Nigerian Movie? by Guk: 6:16pm On Mar 21, 2008
Some great works have actually come of Nigeria e.g. Mind Bending by Lola Fanikayode (TV Series) I call it great because of the quality of idea; plot; the cast; the setting and the quality of audio & video.

There were a couple of films from Hubert Ogunde: Aiye & some other one that had cats in the film.

I refuse to agree with those who compare ages i.e. S.A. started a century ago & 9ja stated a decade ago. The truth of the matter is, if you had defined your end goal, achieving it becomes less difficult. Nollywood simply hasnt defined their destination & that is evident in the lack of quality; poverty of ideas; lack of training (anybody feels that can also act).

We are in an age where 10 years in practice can be compared to a century in practice because Technological advancement has shortened the years but you can have the best cutting edge technology in your hands, if you dont know what to do with it, you are no diff from a slowpoke.

My perceived observation of Nollywood is a quick money making venture, so we can have 1,000 pages on naiarland on Nollywood & nothing will change.

If the objective doesnt change, there will be no Nollywood in a decades time!!!

Have you ever been to Alaba Int Market?? The markerters record Audio on =N=10 CDs (Quote Me).As long as such pratices continue, the industry is doomed.

My people, lets stop comparing ourselves with other nations, its disgraceful to do so. Why? We are not commited to Excelence. Simple!!
InvestmentRe: Stock Market Tips For Nigerians by Guk: 9:55pm On Mar 20, 2008
I have it on good record that Mutual Benefit is not comteplating a (I)P.O soonest.

They shall be giving Dividend soon which is rumoured to be between 10k - 16k per share.

Am looking at the Insurance stocks to go below =N=4 before moving in again
AutosRe: Do Not Buy Any Used Vehicle Without Checking Out The Vin ! by Guk: 6:42pm On Mar 20, 2008
Thanks. You are Blessed!!!
AutosRe: Do Not Buy Any Used Vehicle Without Checking Out The Vin ! by Guk: 6:19pm On Mar 20, 2008
Gooday to you Brauneyes & Layi,

could you kindly help me check this VIN up please.

JHLRD78894C024061

tHANKS
InvestmentRe: Stock Market Tips For Nigerians by Guk: 6:11pm On Mar 20, 2008
Pls pass this on to your ypunger ones and friends in need of a job:

Shell is looking to recruit young finance and econs graduates.

Application to be submitted online @ www.shell.com/careers
AutosRe: Do Not Buy Any Used Vehicle Without Checking Out The Vin ! by Guk: 10:00pm On Mar 19, 2008
Gooday to you Brauneyes & Layi,

could you kindly help me check this VIN up please.

JHLRD78894C024061
tHANKS
Christianity EtcRe: Christian Songs by Guk: 12:27am On Mar 19, 2008
Check out "Mo ni daddy Kan" on you tube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LC6wGMNmm-4 AND http://www.fopmusic.com/
AutosRe: Do Not Buy Any Used Vehicle Without Checking Out The Vin ! by Guk: 7:03pm On Mar 15, 2008
Thanks.

I have just being offered a Toyota Camry, since i was able to confront the dealer with the CRV info you [provided for me

Pls help me check out this VIN: 4T1BE46K48U195529

Regards
AutosRe: Do Not Buy Any Used Vehicle Without Checking Out The Vin ! by Guk: 6:07pm On Mar 15, 2008
@layifioren,

Confusion Kehuh No, i understand fully the info you provided.

Thanks for your time and effort.

MAy the good Lord reward you appropraitely
AutosRe: Do Not Buy Any Used Vehicle Without Checking Out The Vin ! by Guk: 9:21pm On Mar 13, 2008
Thank you,

Since you said i should shoot?

What does "Dealer took title of this vehicle while it was in inventory SALVAGE TITLE/CERTIFICATE ISSUED" mean?

Thanks
AutosRe: Do Not Buy Any Used Vehicle Without Checking Out The Vin ! by Guk: 7:27pm On Mar 13, 2008
@Brauneyes,

could you kindly help me check this VIN up pls.

JHLRD78526C000905

tHANKS
CelebritiesRe: Ali Baba, King Of Comedy, Now Married To Mary by Guk: 12:02am On Mar 07, 2008
One of the 4 children you are talking about is a girl, she was given birth to by this same Mary to Ali Baba about 9 - 10 years ago.

She stayed on as a single mother even while Ali Baba took on the Jamo woman.

Ali Baba & Mary then decided to marry one another after 9 -10 years. Mary is a very Senior staff of Bank PHB & well respected there as well & she just turned 40 last year. If, you see her real life, shes got the Body & good looking.

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