₦airaland Forum

davidylan:
Dont be lazy mama gee . . . only 5 posts before yours. Surely you could have read up before making a bone-headed comment.

HA! ! Nairaland!!
una go kill pesin oo.

In Nigeria, when a crime  is committed and punishment needs to be meted out,
the punishment is not necessarily meted out to the perpetrator.

Any scapegoat will do especially when the crime is high profile.
Which makes nigeria a hell hole.
monkeys

That country needs very good snipers.
f.u.c.king monkeys.

manugbo:
Guys.

My birthday party is coming up on the 12th October at ASA-UMUNTEKE HIGH SCHOOL IN ABIA STATE.

You are all invited!

the jungles of asa-umunteke is where the kidnap victims are kept by the ngwa kidnappers.
Evil men interacting with monkeys.

They should launch rockets into aso rock and the house of senate in session.
i say kill all the monkeys.

Some ppl here are confusing real security with uniformed monkeys standing around.
no wahala.
we dey.

valacious:
see the yellow mopol is laughing,

Of course he's laughing ; he knows they dont know what the Zap they are doing.
They will stay there till the govt photographer says: oya, we don finish.
Then they will all Zap off  back to arresting innocent civilians for money.

[size=20pt]can any poster here honestly tell me (hand on heart) that the bomb disposal whatever know what they are doing? ?
Didn't think so! ! ![/size]
yeye poultry wey no fit lay egg.
monkeys

[quote author=@labiyemmy link=topic=523836.msg6862903#msg6862903 date=1286044153]Who are you making a laughing stock? The policemen or the country Nigeria? If it is the country Nigeria - i bet, you are also indirectly laughing at yourself, abi?

and you say Nigeria go better?

No be corn them dey find, na your teeth wey remain after dem don bomb yah head finish,[/quote]^^^^^  solid man ! ! !

lmao

SapeleGuy:
A big fool at 50 is the most apt description.

A fool at 40 is a fool forever but nigeria is a fool at 50

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The whites should come back to rule.
At least they will sort out the electricity and even water.
They can take the rest; its being taken anyway.
monkeys.

If u ask those bofoons why they have taken the bomb debris, they dont know.

they will just dump it at the back of the  police compound, under the rain.
monkeys.

We are not even being asked to invent or discover anything.
Copy from people that have got it right anywhere you like; WHOSAI! ! ! ! ! ! !
Im sure if nigeria was bang in the middle of Europe they will still be a 3rd world slum.
Monkeys.

You can increase the internet speed on any connection a bit more.
(tech savvy guys will be conversant with this)

Go to start - run and then type gpedit and press enter.
Under the computer configuration tree on the left pane, expand administrative templates , expand network and click on QoS packet schedule.
on the right pane, double-click on limit reservation bandwidth.
Click the enable radio button and change the bandwidth limit to 0%

The trick is that the pc reserves internet bandwidth which you have freed up for internet use.
note that whether you enable it or not, it is reserved so you enable it and then change its value to 0%.

The downer on the spec is the AMD bit.
Also the processor speed is average.
The disk size is impressive sha.

So i would say £350

[quote author=@labiyemmy link=topic=523840.msg6861707#msg6861707 date=1286024408]Monkey[/quote]hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

very good.
i no fit laff.

Bunch of monkeys

If your laptop (or pc) has bluetooth capabilities , you can even use ur phone as a modem, wirelessly.
The laptop\pc will usually have the bluetooth icon in the control panel if it has bluetooth ability.

Turn on your bluetooth on the phone, do the same on the laptop.
Go to the control panel, launch the bluetooth app.
Depending on the version, click on the devices tab - new devices.
Detect ur phone and add it as a new device.
Then click on 'pair devices'.
choose your phone; when pairing is complete , the phone will be displayed as a modem in network connections as well in
internet options - connections tab - dialup connections.
seect it there and launch your browser and it will usually connect to the internet that way.

Even real player ver11 or later can download internet streamings for you.
If you have it installed, it will have a 'download this video' on every clip you come across.
And it saves it in the real folder or can be viewed in the real playlist.

Delete the data.dat files on the c:\ drive and try again.
Otherwise you can do telephone activation.

The problem is the power unit (if the power fan does not spin at all).

If it does but the pc still does not power on then its the m\board.
Open the casing and check that all the cables are plugged in properly though.

What Sir Abubakar Tafawa Balewa did in the 1st pic in '63 cannot even be repeated by
an ordinary village councillor now.

After shagari's government, evil befell nigeria and is currently living inside nigerians.

By african standards they are safe! !
what are you all talking about? ?

lets concentrate on the gullys you call roads here before you complain about small
flaws in a german car.
what an insult from monkeys.

They have owned up that there is a slight issue with the brakes and ppl are taking it too far as if
there is anything like standards in africa.

im annoyed with that rubbish continent in general.
Literally they get nothing right for centuries.
monkeys.

Let them not kill GEJ and blame it on MEND oooo! ! !
Demons are roaming in their abode called nigeria.

Even without the place teeming with dirty aba indigienes the place is still dirty and grim.
They should scrap off all those flattened plastic bottles from osisioma park while its free of thugs.
tufiakwa.

At least there's peace.
welldone to the military ; wipe aba out.

[quote author=matiltom_d link=topic=523013.msg6850698#msg6850698 date=1285857472]Those uniforms look pretty new, How come?
But on the other hand,i think they really deserve to be prayed for;a lot of demons working in them, [/quote]Spot on.

Was it a kind of money ritual or are the boys plain perverts?
Either way they should be locked up with hardened criminals if guilty.

I have so many questions to ask God when i see him.
seriously.

its a good price IF IT IS NOT WAYO.

The killer was prolly crazy about milk.
(papaya)

Im well ova 6 feet and to be biological about it, if you are tall ,you have a good reach when
u r bumping uglies with gurls. (the moan\yell tells it all).

It is also almost impossible to have a short tool when you are really tall.