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Travel › Re: How Is Uber/bolt Business Guys Coping by Hamachi(f): 12:01pm On Jul 27, 2023
Tough

Raining season is here again. I’ll share my little experience.

1. Avoid alpha beach road patapata during heavy rain

2. Don’t ever try to enter down orchid road no.

3. Try as much as possible to let your pointers, wipers and your dim light working perfectly before jetting out.

4. Avoid places you don’t really know their flood level.

5. During the heavy rain, find somewhere safe to park if you’ve not gotten a trip yet park your car, relax for about 25-40 minutes after the rain Lagos gutters would’ve been cleared a bit to proceed for hustle.

6. Community road Akoka is a death trap. Keep that at the back of your map.

7. It’s a season to make money but then you have to apply wisdom because rider that’s paying x2 of the money would want you to satisfy them by dropping them at their doorstep. But if by the way(s) you suspect the area is prone to flood, sharply end the trip at the beginning of the street offer a rider 100-200naira for his/her bike/keke fare.

8. Try as much as possible to work within the Circe/areas you know too well.

9. Don’t do 80-100klm during heavy. Abeg if you don’t love yourself we do. Why? Brake doesn’t work well when it’s rainy just a simple logic.

10. Off your car ac when you sight heavy flood in a street or on any road. Why? Because most of our cars are above 10yrs ago and there are some components in which water must not get into on your compressor it’ll damage your compressor quickly.

11. Work smart. Yes work smart— don’t work late start early close early. Because you can’t know all the whole roads in Lagos no matter how many decades you’ve been driving on Lagos road. Working late sometimes is a death trap to damage your vehicle because so many bad potholes you might not be able to see are trap to damage your shocks, tyre etc.

12. If you miss your turn, maybe you didn’t calculate well or map malfunctioning, don’t ever bother to reverse never ever think of that. No matter how much rider pressurize you just be calm and let him or her know you’ll remove some money out of his/her bills for compensation. 200-500 naira is Better to let go than loosing your car to accident or road lions (Lastma/Taskforce)

13. Never drag road with trailer or tankers. Those people doesn’t see on a normal day not to talk of rainy days. Be wise don’t let rider sweet talk you to be saying they’re late blablabla you’re not the cause of their lateness.

I’ll share my own work ethics

- I work basically on Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday it’s a rushing day.

- I take Thursday off to relax and focus on my course

- Friday yes and Saturday I start working around 2pm why? Well I feel like that’s when the people started rushing out.

- I work on Sunday but I avoid island ajah,Lekki and the rest once it’s 1pm why? When you notice your app you’ll see it’ll all white once is getting to 2pm because riders don Dey house but on like mainland there are many churches. It’s a wisdom.

- routes I avoid on week days are:- 1. Egbeda, Ikeja in the morning is dead, ikotun igando, ekoro road, command road, Iyana ipaja, aboru, lasu, okoko, festac, mile 2, oshodi, Ikorodu never, sangotedo hell no, I can only drop a worthy trip at the airport and jet out immediately I avoid siting and waiting for unrealistic trips in airport unless I’m lucky if I’m driving out and I get a trip.

After Opic Berger I always avoid any trip going after Berger.

How do I cancel? Bolt shows me where I’m going so whenever I’m sure the area is part of my listed dead zone, I click on arrived, passenger phone is not working or passenger ask me to cancel. It’s work like magic on iPhone but not with androids. It’s help me avoiding any conversations with rider.

Note:- I accept every trips coming to my phone no matter how dead it is but I cancel once I feel is not safe for me and my car.


I try as much as possible to select the trip(s) above 1500. How will you know a trip coming to your phone is more than 1500? Any trip be it surge or no surge above 8klm is practically more than 1,500. Note I don’t care how much you collect because of bonus but all I know is that the money is above 1500.

I don’t rush myself any day anytime my target as a car owner per day is 5k for savings 3k to start hustle next day and 2k for feeding/dropping at home.

Why 5k? It’s my logic and it’s been helping save maturely. I used to make x3-4 of my savings sometimes but then it’s just my saving culture I’ll still save all have made. I’ll just called it discipline.

How did you manage cash savings? I store my cash savings somewhere in my living room where I don’t tell anyone and on Thursday Whenever I dropped my son in school, I head straight to bank and deposit to account I don’t have atm or internet banking.

How did you manage your car(s) to serve you well? I avoid most Lagos mechanics 90%. Whatsoever happened to my car like for example let’s say shocks is bad, I will drive my car to market park and pay 5hundred naira I’ll go and get my new shocks, I know how much is leakage, shocks, brake pads, thyroids, fluid, bulbs etc. all I need is to change I don’t manage.

What can make a car to last in these hustle? Cars are like human being, you have to maintain them. I Do a daily routine before I jet out in the morning because I’ll be off sometimes on 9-12 hours on wheel. I check everything I needed to check before jetting out.

I make sure I avoid anything bad route. I don’t carry loads that doesn’t fit in my car trunk. My car is design to carry 4 and yes mini 4 not heavy make ups madams going to party and try to squeeze themselves in my mini sedan no! I don’t carry them I don’t want wahala.

Also, anyday mechanic is fixing one thing or two in my car, I always make sure we do it together. I don’t supervise but we handle it together because mechanic are humans too they might forget to tighten 1 bolt which I’m not perfect either but 2-4 heads is better than 1.

How do you manage a rider whose street is bad and you consider picking him/her? Well the logic i used is straightforward. Many of dead streets have alternative like bike and keke. I’ll put a call through:-

Me: Sir/ma good morning this is the Uber ride you ordered
Rider: Good morning I’ll be expecting you.
M: sir/ma I’m sorry getting to the street now, my car has hit the ground severally it’s a low Corolla/Honda please I don’t mind since you don’t have load I’ll pay for your bike or marwa.

Reasonable rider who value life and property will agreed and even said don’t worry just give me few mins. But i manage if it’s elderly person or rider mentions she’s pregnant I’ll go BUT if rider acting somehow I won’t go.

How can someone makes more saving in this hustle?
1st is Gods grace, 2 is your car is your tools once she doesn’t give you any problem(s) you’ll make savings.

Advice to newbie:- never allow rider to sweet talk you to drop him or her at unreasonable location. Avoid airport just drop off only. Never follow one way or brt lane even if you’re carrying buhari daughter, don’t try to reverse on the highway if you miss your way yes rider will shout but keep calm, make sure you confirm your credit alert before allowing rider off in your car, if you don’t have change offer to transfer airtime as their balance some will say yes and some will tell you to keep the change but remember it’s their money, use rider app to calculate the estimated price of the route you’re heading-it’ll help you determine if the route worth it coupled with the traffic, never fight physically with your rider some are walking ghosts, pay your commission once it’s getting above threshold, read signs, ask riders questions if the map is malfunctioning, join Facebook/WhatsApp/telegram groups to learn more about people’s day to day experiences. Last but first pray to God and follow your instincts.

PLAN FOR FUTURE AND REMEMBER THE HUSTLE SHOULDNT BE FOR A VERY LONG TIME ALWAYS HAVE A PLAN B.

Bye for now
COPIED
Romance › Re: Is It Wrong To Demand Sex From A Woman Before Helping Her by Hamachi(f): 7:26am On Jul 27, 2023
b0rn2fuck:
you are right, they will keep coming for support, most of them are ingrates, a lady demanded help from me, I gave her 10k then because I knew her for almost 5 years in area while I didn't ask her anything, until she start billing again, her father is sick,she want to visit her village, her boyfriend lost a job, she even ask us to be dating secretly, she extort me to 20k without even seeing her pant but I wasn't interested in sex part because I knew she will finish me patapata if we end up knacking, she is a cele woman.
This wasn't necessary.
Romance › Re: Nigerian Celebrities Are Rich Ooo, My Experience Today by Hamachi(f): 7:25am On Jul 27, 2023
SouthSouth1914:
Without any evidence, backup, pictures these are merely hearsay!
You smart
Romance › Re: Please, How Can She Cope? by Hamachi(op): 7:16am On Jul 27, 2023
Romance › Re: Nobody Talks About This!!! Why? (PIC) by Hamachi(f): 6:08am On Jul 27, 2023
Bvlgari:
One minute woman!!!

Those type of women that after just one or two ro*nds they are tired, leaving you the man still s*x starved and wanting more cheesy

Never heard anybody talking about them
is it food
Romance › Re: Is It Wrong To Demand Sex From A Woman Before Helping Her by Hamachi(f): 6:07am On Jul 27, 2023
Some guys cant help a girl without asking for sex
Romance › Re: I Have This Issue, My Wife When I Married Her by Hamachi(f): 6:06am On Jul 27, 2023
thesicilian:
Lol. I've never seen a Nigerian man accept a vasectomy
They do. They are many
Romance › Re: I Have This Issue, My Wife When I Married Her by Hamachi(f): 6:05am On Jul 27, 2023
grin
fyzaila:
Be strong enough for withdrawal method and if she has normal periods she should use ovulation calendar to check when it's safe or not. This two are the natural and stressfree ways i know.
Politics › Re: What Is Your Level Of Confidence In The Nigerian Court System? - Tribune by Hamachi(f): 5:50am On Jul 27, 2023
oyeb15:
Lawyers are worst humans on earth. Ur personal lawyer and ur opponent lawyer will be having meetings on how to fleece both of u. When they are done with u both,they will now advice u to settle out of court.
Na hustle na
Jobs/Vacancies › A Job Is Not Only About Finding Employment by Hamachi(op): 5:47am On Jul 27, 2023
A job is not only about finding employment but also about seeking a healthy and positive work environment.

A healthy work environment contributes to our overall mental and emotional well-being. It involves supportive colleagues, respectful communication, and a positive organizational culture.

When the work environment is healthy, it fosters productivity and success. Positive interactions, collaboration, and a sense of teamwork can lead to higher levels of engagement and efficiency.

Praying for a work environment that encourages growth and provides opportunities for success can enhance our professional journey.

A healthy work environment recognizes the importance of work-life balance. This enables us to lead a well-rounded and fulfilling life.

A healthy work environment promotes continuous growth and development. It allows us to reach our full potential and make meaningful contributions to our chosen field.

Relationships with colleagues and superiors play a significant role in our work experience. This contributes to a more fulfilling and enjoyable work environment.

When praying for a job, it is important to consider not only the role and organization but also the broader aspects of the work environment.

By including a prayer for a healthy work environment, we are seeking not just a job, but an overall experience that aligns with our well-being, growth, and happiness.
Politics › Re: Lagos Communities Lament As Refuse Collectors Hike Charges by Hamachi(f): 8:05am On Jul 26, 2023
Hotel Manager with 5years and above experience is needed in a Five star hotel . Location is Lagos.State.
Must be a MALE.
Must be a Graduate
Must be presentable
Must have the experience of what it takes to keep the business going..
Must be proactive
If you are interested in the above position kindly send your CV to hotelservices32@gmail.com

https:///EHsguBp8OPFAyHrmJ2LGRN
Business › Re: FG To Fine POS Operators ₦‎1M For Illegal Pricing by Hamachi(f): 3:03pm On Jul 24, 2023
grin
FG to Ban
FG to complete
FG to inaugurate
FG to damn!
Do we get things done or just always "to" without actually doing it

Join us
https://chat(.)whatsapp.com/KdbV3xaYFPFFHR1YKNi3XM
Politics › Re: Marketers Push For Petrol Price Hike Amid Deregulation by Hamachi(f):
cry
We are in for a long ride

https:///KdbV3xaYFPFFHR1YKNi3XM
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Naija “All Stars“ 2023: Live Updates Thread by Hamachi(f): 2:10pm On Jul 24, 2023
Titaniumental:
Whitemoney - which girl do you think can match
Kiddwaya - whats that her name urmm
Seyi - ilebaye, her sex appeal
.
Ike - i feel like shes the key example of flirt on 100 but when its time, she'll run
Whitemoney - i think shes feeling you
.
Ike - we used to chat before, you know nightlife na, i dey invite her steady to come party,
For me how i make money is, when we have a party and my guys tell me to big some BBN girls and i call them.
.
Venita knows how many times I've called her.
Ballers will come & do their work, you understand.
Na them want the girl, me i just dey do friend friend with the girl

IKE SHATTERING THOSE TABLES OF BBN OLOSHOS

Small girl big god kee una grin
it's a public knowledge all those BBNaija female housemates are into the business. I have personally net one at Trancorp Hotel Abuja and the man gave her $15,000

Here's a WhatsApp group if you interested
https:///KdbV3xaYFPFFHR1YKNi3XM
TV/Movies › Re: Meet All The Housemates Of Bbnaija All Stars 2023. by Hamachi(f): 1:55pm On Jul 24, 2023
Nigerian youths are actually the problem, Kenya, took the bulls by the horns

1. DSTV Premium back in 2013 was ₦7000 or $50 @₦140.
Today, DSTV premium is ₦24500 equivalent to $30 @₦800.

They used to charge 50k for a service they provided few years ago. It gave them $354.


Today, they charge 140k which gives them $175. If they charge 283k to give them equivalent of what the earned in $$ before,

Who go fit pay? With fuel at 617, You will watch them sleeping eating, talking, play games and excercise and you stand to gain nothing or contribute to national GDP
Meanwhile cost of living keep skyrocketing due to the exchange rate, clearing fees. How do you guys cope ?

Here's the WhatsApp group for BBNaija All Star https://chat(dot)whatsapp.com/KdbV3xaYFPFFHR1YKNi3XM
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: One Percent Club by Hamachi(f): 1:52pm On Jul 24, 2023
You about to be scammed.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Name The Worst Companies To Work For In Nigeria And Give Your Reasons by Hamachi(f): 8:27am On Jul 23, 2023
Precious Paint Manufacturing company
Park Valley Hotel
Crime › Re: This Man Sold Murtala Mohammed Airport Lagos To An International Bank by Hamachi(f): 7:26am On Jul 21, 2023
With the devaluation of Naira, it is now crystal clear that anyone who invested in ONLY Naira denominated debt instruments without hedging has depleted their life savings.

From 2015 - 2023, the value of Naira has lost more than 380% in value. This demonstrates that no matter how much you compounded in the last 8 years. It is a TOTAL LOSS !



An interesting fact
"A" had $100,000 in 2015 and decided to invest in Nigerian debt instruments. A converted the funds to Naira @ N216/$ = N21,600,000. A locked in the funds for 10 years at 17% per annum.
After 8 years, A had an interest of N29,376,000. A total of N50,376,000 was realised after 8 years.

"B" had $100,000 but was lazy and decided to leave his own in a Dom acc with interest rate of 0.3%. Interest rate after 8 years was $2,400. Today, B decided to sell. Total capital and interest of $102,400 was sold @ N835/$ = N85,500,000. ("He doesn't have to sell yet"wink

A heard what B did and said had I known. Moral of the story, investing in debt instruments of a declining economy will only make you POOR. There is a reason why Dangote is the richest man in the world yet he uses public debt instruments to fund some of his projects.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: 1% Club Scam Or Real by Hamachi(f): 8:18am On Jul 19, 2023
PrinceofSarcasm:
Hello did you proceed with his interview? I was just contacted by them
How did it go
Business › Re: Introducing Driveinhud: Save Transport Cost When You Share A Ride With Others by Hamachi(f): 8:09am On Jul 19, 2023
NoshakingGod:
If you can do tv and social media adverts e.g. Facebook, it will help market it faster.
You too can help spread the news to friends, family church members & colleagues.
Properties › Re: Can 5 Million Naira Build This House? by Hamachi(f): 5:06pm On Jul 18, 2023
SMARTMOTORS:
That tunnel casting alone don chop like 1mill......but 5mill should go along way shaa
5m will most likely stop at DOC level, do you know how much it cost to get a sharp sand now?
Properties › Re: Can 5 Million Naira Build This House? by Hamachi(f): 5:04pm On Jul 18, 2023
When fuel is 617 & $ is 830
It's well cost over 25m
Foundation alone will gulp 1.5m
Roofing 2m except you want brown roof or mid house kind of roof
Painting and finishing hold 5m
Romance › Re: If You Are Above 30 And You Are Still Single As A Guy by Hamachi(op): 2:42pm On Jul 18, 2023
huh
dontrulee:
Women have menopause to deal with.
Men can procreate even at old age
Business › Re: Introducing Driveinhud: Save Transport Cost When You Share A Ride With Others by Hamachi(f): 7:10pm On Jul 11, 2023
alobright17:
No IOS version yet ?
It's there na
Business › Re: Introducing Driveinhud: Save Transport Cost When You Share A Ride With Others by Hamachi(f): 7:09pm On Jul 11, 2023
You obviously have done business in your life to mention them buying car
Omoapena:
They should get the cars themselves and give it out to people to use mainly on their app...

The influx of this this stupid apps is much, even lagride with their own cars is still struggling to dominate the market...
Business › Re: Introducing Driveinhud: Save Transport Cost When You Share A Ride With Others by Hamachi(f): 7:08pm On Jul 11, 2023
efficiencie:
Na so. Do these guys add SWOT analysis to their business strategy? Ride sharing in Lagos? Na so person go enter ride wey get kidnappers waiting for one chance or ritual victim.
Get lost, go to their social media platforms and see the engagement they have and to shock you, investors are falling hill over shoulder for them. They are presently being court by Asian investors.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Vacancies 5.0 by Hamachi(f): 7:06pm On Jul 11, 2023
Jesse6:
I remember replying a big Amen to this
Bro Sis I got my appointment letter on the first day of June . The Almighty is the GREATEST
Congratulations
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: WAEC Coordination Begin July 12th, 2023, ALL You Need To Know by Hamachi(op): 7:06pm On Jul 11, 2023
Edipet:
how much them go pay checkers. I had urgly experience with neco last 2yrs
WAEC pay better.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: WAEC Coordination Begin July 12th, 2023, ALL You Need To Know by Hamachi(op): 7:05pm On Jul 11, 2023
wink
obajohn24:
1. You must be a graduate of Certain courses related to a subject to be marked.

2 attend the coordination for 3 days.

If you are lucky ,you will get scrpts to mark

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