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Jobs/VacanciesRe: A Salary Of N200,000; 3 Yrs Ago Is Looking Like 50k for the Nigeria today by Hamachi(f): 6:55pm On May 29, 2023
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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Let's Know Your Thoughts On This Subject by Hamachi(f): 6:54pm On May 29, 2023
huh
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Help, I Need A Job In Jos by Hamachi(f): 6:52pm On May 29, 2023
Here are 9 Sites to get a remote Job that pays in USD:


1. Outsourcely

Using Outsourcely, you'd find part time and full time Jobs

On either Web designing, content creation, Content writing, Web development, Designs easily...

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Work remotely at your comfort and sign up with your Portfolio

3. We work Remotely

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It's a website to find remote jobs regardless of whatever location..

4. JustRemote

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5. Himalayas

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6. Remote OK

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7. oDesk work

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8. Welfound by Angelist

Here in wellfound, you can find unique jobs at startups and tech companies,

you can't find anywhere else.


9. Working Nomads

This platform speciality gives jobs to Digital Nomads

Work remotely at your comfort from any place around the world.
Jerryblaze1:
Hello, I am currently in need of a job in Jos, I am an experienced graphics designer, with National Diploma in Mass Communication.
Below are some of my soft skills:

¶ Microsoft Word
¶ Corel Draw
¶ Pixellab
¶ Jpeg to word translation
¶ PDF to word translation

I also have blogging experience, I am opened to remote jobs also.

Please help a brother.
Jobs/VacanciesHere Are 9 Sites To Get A Remote Job That Pays In USD: by Hamachi(op): 6:51pm On May 29, 2023
Here are 9 Sites to get a remote Job that pays in USD:


1. Outsourcely

Using Outsourcely, you'd find part time and full time Jobs

On either Web designing, content creation, Content writing, Web development, Designs easily...

2. Problogger

This is fit for Ghostwriters, Blogger and content writers

Work remotely at your comfort and sign up with your Portfolio

3. We work Remotely

We work Remotely is the Largest remote work community in the world.

It's a website to find remote jobs regardless of whatever location..

4. JustRemote

Here you'd find any remote Job that fits you.

Locate fully and Partial jobs from the Biggest remote working companies at your comfort.

5. Himalayas

You can find a remote Job you'd Love from over 100 categories hoi can choose from

A remote Jon you'll actually enjoy while surfing..


6. Remote OK

Remote OK provides a system that makes finding jobs or job opportunities super easy..


7. oDesk work

Use oFesk work to find perfect freelancing/ Remote projects related to your expertise..

8. Welfound by Angelist

Here in wellfound, you can find unique jobs at startups and tech companies,

you can't find anywhere else.


9. Working Nomads

This platform speciality gives jobs to Digital Nomads

Work remotely at your comfort from any place around the world.
PoliticsRe: Soludo Was In VIP Section At Tinubu's Inauguration (Pics) by Hamachi(f): 6:48pm On May 29, 2023
Throwback:
Maybe it was an initial error that was subsequently corrected.

I sight Emefiele.

I suppose he is through with his handover notes?

He would have to be delusional to think Tinubu would let him complete his 2nd term tenure that Buhari gave him.

How can one single CBN Governor oversee the collapse of the Naira from 2014 at $1 = N160 to 2023 at $1 = 780?
This needs to be studied in Havard
PoliticsRe: I Am satisfied Nigeria Is still one After That 'little Fracas' - Yakubu Gowon by Hamachi(f): 2:36pm On May 29, 2023
thisisit:
DEAR HAMACHI

Thanks for your love for NIGERIA.
Unfortunately the circumstances of the birth of Nigeria makes it

NIGERIA IS CHILD FROM A PREMATURE & UNWANTED PREGNANCY WITH TERMINAL ILLNESS IN ITS DNA.

A CONTRAPTION HURRIEDLY PUT TOGETHER WITH IRRECONCILABLE DIVERSITIES AND DIFFERENCES.

AS PROMISING AS IT SEEMS, IT IS BETTER TO LET NIGERIA GO. IT'S 109 YEARS OLD. TOO MANY BLOOD SHED. CRUDE BIRTH, CRUDE DEATH. A STEP FORWARD THREE BACKWARD. IT MUST END AND NOW IS THE TIME.
There's Unity in diversity. If Rwanda can do it, Nigeria can and certainly will do it. A lot of African countries would cut an arm and leg to be a Nigerian. I sit back and watch you guys and think, what could be wrong with a country with so much potentials.

Nigerians do not give in
They don't give up
They don't back down.

There's an Uganda on one of the videos posted on IG by Tunde Ednut, listen to her, she describe Nigerians properly.
PoliticsRe: I Am satisfied Nigeria Is still one After That 'little Fracas' - Yakubu Gowon by Hamachi(f): 2:13pm On May 29, 2023
SmartyPants:
Why are you pretending to be Ugandan? I've been wondering for a while what possible motive could motivate an obvious Nigerian to pretend to be Ugandan.

Are you planning some scam?
Why should I pretend ? There are Kenyan in Nigeria who have taken Taraba as a state of origin. People from Benin Republic taken Ogun as state of origin and have NIN
SportsRe: Chelsea FC Announce Mauricio Pochettino As New Manager by Hamachi(f): 2:11pm On May 29, 2023
Securing the services of Mauricio Pochettino as the manager could potentially be a positive thing for Chelsea. The Argentine has a plethora of experience managing in the PL with Southampton and Tottenham Hotspurs. Under his management, in his first season, Southampton finished eighth in the PL whereas Spurs finished fifth and managed to reach the League Cup final. Pochettino led Spurs to some close PL title challenges, finishing in the top 4 in four out of the five full seasons. He peaked with the Spurs when they reached the final of UCL in the 2018–19 season.

He began his managerial career with Espanyol, his boyhood club and his last job was at PSG. He won only three trophies there and his time ended bitterly in the French capital. Let’s not judge him by his time at PSG because I don’t think it’s a proper club. Even Pep Guardiola will become a victim of toxicity there.


A common highlight of his time in Southampton and Spurs was his ability to promote young players. Under his tutelage, many young players went on to become great players: no name bigger than Harry Kane, Sadio Mane, and Heung Min-Son. There are other names such as Dele Alli, James Ward Prowse, Luke Shaw, Lucas Moura, Eric Dier, Kyle Walker, and Kieran Trippier.

What does Chelsea have at the moment?
A bunch of young players. I think Pochettino is the best candidate who can trim down the bloated squad and bring out the best. Pochettino is known for his high-pressing style with a preference for a 4–2–3–1 system while in possession and attack and 5–2–3 (or variations) while in defence. He’s going to give Chelsea an identity that has been missing since the sacking of Thomas Tuchel. His style of play is very demanding (more work rate) and the players require to run hard. I can see Mason Mount playing an important role in his system along with the full backs and pacy wingers.

To conclude, Pochettino is going to improve Chelsea’s situation and help its rebuild project massively.
PoliticsRe: Lagos State Governor, Babajide Sanwo-Olu Sworn-In For A Second Term (Pictures) by Hamachi(f): 1:49pm On May 29, 2023
shocked
The truth is Sanwo-Olu has done fairly in Lagos but people expect hims to exceed expectations, the progress he has made may not be visible or glaring but he need to consolidate on his first term success, this is because the taxes collected by LSG is not commensurate with the development in the state. For instance, the LSETF has been a very good initiative that has helped many young Lagosians water boy is a glaring example. However, the dirty state of Lagos has to be critically looked into as years upon years no improvement. They don't need to wait weeks before raining season until LSWP come clear the gutters, there should be a permanent solution it.

I make bold to say that most Lagosians would applaud the removal of "touts" disguised as as Park Management by LSG completely from the road, ensure LASTMA have body cam as this would reduce their corrupt tendencies. Light up Lagos project would be a great achievement as some petty robbery would be reduces to bearest minimum.

The population in Lagos is exploding, the last count was 22million, something needs to be done about it.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Biochemists Urgently Needed by Hamachi(f): 1:47pm On May 29, 2023
We are in need of a mathematics expert for a Master's degree project.+2348149489250
PoliticsRe: Inaugural Address By President Bola Ahmed Tinubu by Hamachi(f): 1:42pm On May 29, 2023
STEWpid:
Chai..

Less talk, more action please.

1 paint of garri is now N30,

That's all I wanna hia.
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FamilyRe: Have Two Baby Mamas,must I Marry Both? by Hamachi(f): 1:35pm On May 29, 2023
Yes. He is an irresponsible person with mental problems, most likely genetic in origin that he would pass on to any children you would have with him.

Plus, he obviously doesn’t use protection, so he might just be crawling with “bugs”. Syphilis is pretty is in vogue right now. Not to mention chlamydia, HPV, herpes, gonorrhea, Hep A, B and Cs etc, and HIV.

Don’t bring drama into your life. Date an emotionally stable guy, who is not impregnating unwise women all over the place. Don’t be unwise. Get gone from this man.

You owe any children you have a good father who is emotionally stable and has good genes, who doesn’t have a gaggle of children and baby mamas all over the place.

You can have a good life or you can have a life of poverty and degradation. If you plan well and think about these things beforehand and wait til you are in a stable committed relationship to have children, then you should have a good life.

This man cannot give you that. The best predictor of future behavior is past behavior and his past behavior is a huge red flag.
PoliticsRe: I Am satisfied Nigeria Is still one After That 'little Fracas' - Yakubu Gowon by Hamachi(f): 1:13pm On May 29, 2023
angry
Nigerians are as divided as never before. As a foreigner who have stayed here for years, I have never seen a divided Nigeria today as I have seen in years past, the bigotry, ethnic slurs and tribal sentiment is unprecedented.

If Nigeria is not careful what happened in Rwanda would be a child's play. Take a good look at Sudan and ask yourself if push comes to shove, can the nation survive it.

Many African nations look up to Nigeria even till this day, most especially North Africa, they may be developed but still look at Nigeria for certain things in their economy, do a little research and you will understand my point.

I recall some years back when a country was in turmoil in Africa and they needed US Intervention, the US government stated in clear terms if Nigerian soldiers are not on ground they would not move in.

Nigeria has everything to be great.
70% of US doctor are Nigerians
60% of the best graduating students in the UK are Nigerians
Kaffy, Hilda & few Nigerian have broken Guinness book of record
Afro beat is Number 1 in the world
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Takes First Salute As President, Inspects Guards Of Honour by Hamachi(f):
cheesy
Tinubu makes first speech
Tinubu taste first meal
Tinubu had his FEC meeting
Tinubu makes his first meeting with security chiefs

I don't know if it's me or I am just imagining. The purchasing power has reduced drastically. Sales have dropped
RomanceRe: Why A Woman's Past Matters....I Come In PEACE oo by Hamachi(f): 1:04pm On May 29, 2023
Your past is part of you. People can grow and change in life but most don’t change very much. Try to find someone that can live with your flaws and see if you can accept theirs. It is lot better to start with friendship and move to lust than the other way around. Friendship carries you though the rough spots that lust won’t do very well.

Is it good to know your partner's past?
Past cannot be forgotten. How good or bad it maybe, It was part of our life. You simply can’t separate it. Its always better to know about your partner’s past.

Obviously you don’t have to go investing about it from others. It has to come from your partners mouth. He/She should be comfortable in sharing it with you. When you know it all, Remember not to judge them based on it. Trust the person you know in present and not the one he was in past. Be supportive as it takes lot of courage sometimes to open up in front of someone else.

It depends on whether the person has hidden important information or has been open about mistakes they have made so that you can make an informed decision about whether you can accept them, faults and all.

For instance, most NLers has been dating women/men in their 30s recently as they split up with a long-term partner. One man turned out to have another girlfriend but she found out about the daughter and got in touch. Together they compared notes and found out that he was lying to them both. Naturally, both decided not to see him again (the two women are now friends!).

Another man claimed that he was not seeing anyone else now that he’d found the perfect woman - my friend found that he was still contacting other women via the dating site on which they had met up. Whatever excuses such men give themselves, they have been dishonest from the start and cannot be trusted
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Now considers a different case: my course mate is now in a relationship with a man who told her on their first date about his past. He had the same girlfriend from the age of 16 to 25 but the relationship ended because he cheated on her. This man was open about what he had done and said that it had such a negative effect, hurt his girlfriend, who trusted him so much and lost him respect among family and friends, that he had learnt an important lesson and would never behave like that again. He had made a wrong choice, acted weakly or selfishly but been open about it.

It you meet someone who claims that all their exes were at fault and that he/she did nothing wrong, you should not take that claim at face value. Even if you do not know what happened in their past, you can be sure that you are getting a very distorted pictures: either this person does not acknowledge that they have any faults, which none of us can honestly claim, or they are a very bad judge of character if all their exes were awful!

My long-term ex-partner was abusive, selfish and aggressive. He has a new girlfriend. If only that poor woman knew what I know about him! She should have a right to know about his past. Unfortunately, she is unlikely to listen to his ex but no doubt is finding out for herself why his last relationship did not work out…
RomanceRe: This Is Why Indians Don't Marry Black People by Hamachi(f): 12:56pm On May 29, 2023
Love56743:
I live in India, many Nigerians here are married to India women, i don't see anything special about India women, Their pussy dey smell because they nor sabi baths, Abeg girls are the best..
Where in India do you live?

There Indian men married to black women even in Nigeria

Here’s one example of Biswajit and his wife, Nash. Biswajit is Indian and Nash is from Uganda.


They have been together about 7 years now and they have a little son.

Nash says that Biswajit’s parents are super nice to her, and when they first met it was very emotional and they showered her with lots of affection.

When asked what she loves about being part of an intercultural marriage, Nash said: “Color is the only difference. We all belong to one race, we are a part of the human race.”
RomanceRe: What SLANG Did You Learn In These Years? by Hamachi(op): 12:52pm On May 29, 2023
angry
hucknall:
Your kindergarten mates are learning memory verses. you're here talking nonsense. who is doing you?
RomanceRe: I Am 23yrs And Scared Of Marriage by Hamachi(op): 12:50pm On May 29, 2023
undecided
Zonefree:
At 23, you've already been in a relationship with a man for 5 good yearshuh

The man is already your first degree. Force him to certify you.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Appraisal Is Not Vendetta by Hamachi(op): 12:49pm On May 29, 2023
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Caleb15:
Apprasial is not a vendetta
RomanceRe: ● 6 Things You Should Never Tell Everyone ● by Hamachi(op): 12:46pm On May 29, 2023
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TrenchesPreeq:
Hamachi tell am say na me get that load for your back
RomanceRe: I Am 23yrs And Scared Of Marriage by Hamachi(op): 12:44pm On May 27, 2023
Noted.
BirtherOfKings:
Encourage the person to come to winners chapel. Your mind will go through orientation
The person can also register for wofbi
RomanceRe: Share Your Poverty Story- Grass To Grace by Hamachi(op): 12:44pm On May 27, 2023
Good morning
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Appraisal Is Not Vendetta by Hamachi(op): 12:43pm On May 27, 2023
Good morning
FamilyRe: How & Why do siblings fall apart? by Hamachi(f): 12:42pm On May 27, 2023
SMJay:
cry
Kwani
RomanceRe: ● 6 Things You Should Never Tell Everyone ● by Hamachi(op): 12:41pm On May 27, 2023
kiss
simfrost90210:
Well Scripted!!! ....... Beautiful .......😘😘
RomanceI Am 23yrs And Scared Of Marriage by Hamachi(op): 12:41pm On May 27, 2023
From DM
I am 23yrs and a graduate, yet to serve and dating a man in his early 30's, we dated for 5yrs. I am scared of marriage & I cannot discuss it with my husband-to-be because he has made his intentions known to my parents. I want to have my own money before setting down. How do I go about it?
FamilyRe: I Need Advise Please by Hamachi(f): 12:30pm On May 27, 2023
juola:
Good morning, please I need your advise, matured ones. I met my boyfriend early this year and before we started dating I asked him for his genotype which he told me was AA. But few weeks ago, we went for genotype test and found out that we were both AS. we tried four other places and it was still the same thing. My boyfriend is of the opinion that we continue with the relationship and go for PGD(Pre Implantation genetic diagnosis) but I am not convinced. I had been a victim of heartbreak several times and this guy seems to be the best man I have ever met. please advise me. no insult please. I just find it hard to end the relationship
Quit the relationship ASAP. Killing the feeling by deleting every memorable times and pictures of you because if you eventually enter it game over
FamilyRe: How Can I Stop One Woman I Know From Suicide? by Hamachi(f): 12:28pm On May 27, 2023
What advice would you give a person who is convinced to commit suicide?
Need Help? Contact a suicide hotline if you need someone to talk to. If you have a friend in need of help, please encourage that person to contact a suicide hotline as well.

Worldwide
In general, if you're outside the US, numbers for your country are here: Help a friend - Befrienders Worldwide. You can also e-mail jo@samaritans.org to talk to someone or visit samaritans.org to speak with someone.
United States
Call the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline at 1-800-273-TALK (8255).
Para español, llame al 1-888-628-9454.
What are the best things to say that will convince someone against suicide?
Hey there, before I continue, I want you to know that my DM’s are always open, and I am always available to talk

(EVERYBODY READ ALL OF THIS)

Honestly, I don’t know what you should say, but I will tell you what I would say

Honey, please don’t do this. I know that right now things are 100% wrong, broken, and incorrect. You may feel weak, small, lonely, I get it

Listen, you might be thinking about ending everything tonight. You might even be writing your note already. If you’re writing your note, write it. Write it and then read it as your mom. Write it and read it as your bestfriend. Write it and r

What can you tell a suicidal person to make them want to live again?
A person who has become suicidal is a person who has typically grown beyond the influence of words, and can only be significantly affected by actions. And even then, there are no guarantees.
But if words are all that can be given to them, I would suggest you start by telling them you love them, and have their back. And holy shit whatever you do, make absolutely sure that you mean what you say. Let them know that they really really do have at least one person in the world who loves them. And then demonstrate this to them, by convincing them to allow you to take them to see a professional… someone who has had success with treating suicidal people. Check their credentials.
Make sure that every word you speak to them is absolutely sincere, and genuinely meant on your part. And follow it up by convincing them that they are worth getting help.
And then, you’ll have a shot at making them want to live again. There are very, very few things in life that you might do that will be as important as this. It is a worthy goal, and not without risk. But saving a life is just about the most rewarding thing a compassionate person could do. Hope you are successful.
FamilyRe: Is It Ok For A Guy To Be Living With His Parents At Age 32-39 ? by Hamachi(f): 12:22pm On May 27, 2023
We don't have enough specifics about the individual to make a determination, but as a rule it is not always a negative. There is nothing wrong with living with your parents at that age but it is utterly wrong if such a one has still not figured out his priorities at that point in life.

There's nothing inherently wrong with an adult living in a multigenerational home with family. The British royals do it, albeit in grander residences than most. I have a relative who married a man from a wealthy family in Morroco. His main family home on an estate has “apartments” within the large structure such that the children could have their own separate apartments while growing up yet technically be living with their parents and dining together at times in a family dining room.

In Hawai’i, it is pretty common. Houses are often built with a full flat or suite on ground level perhaps with a separate entrance for older relatives or an adult couple. There may be one or two stories above it depending on the layout. One of my nephews who lives there went away for college then moved back home to finish. He's working and contributing as an adult now who isn't wasting money by cramming into a tiny, expensive shared flat somewhere simply to say he doesn't live with his parents. When he is ready to buy something, he will have a solid down payment. When his parents travel, they don't have to worry about housesitters or kenneling the dogs unless all of the family is going somewhere at once. There are more hands to help with cleaning and preparing all of the meals and parties that include extended family and friends too.

Are there some people whose living situation might raise a red flag? Yes. However, there are likely to be numerous other signs if the person is incapable of successfully living an adult life independently.
RomanceRe: What SLANG Did You Learn In These Years? by Hamachi(op): 12:17pm On May 27, 2023
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Samantha124:
And Vrrr Pha, which is a car... grin grin grin
RomanceRe: ● 6 Things You Should Never Tell Everyone ● by Hamachi(op): 12:07pm On May 27, 2023
wink
jackie111:
I don't think it's wrong to share about your mistakes. It's a good thing if others can learn from it. Definitely, one has to move on from their mistakes and regrets. Whether you do good or bad, people will always judge.

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