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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Share Your Most Terrible Job Hunt by Hamachi(f): 3:07am On Jan 15, 2023
So after graduating from the university about a year ago i have'nt got a job. I know most of you will say (just one year and you are complaining.) Well it does'nt matter.

All that matters is that one is without a job and it is extremely annoying and life is boring.
You see adverts everywhere of job openings and you wonder if there are just for show or if people are really getting these jobs.
Once or twice you see a testimony on nairaland that someone just got a job and you begin to pray for your own, but these days people hardly even give testimony if they got the job or not.
You wait and wait for a miracle because now your degree does not matter again. If you don't have somebody somewhere, 'na only miracle you go hope on'.

After going through school, burning mid night candles, going for lectures, doing stupid assignments that lecturers never read and struggling to see that your name is on flimsy attendance cheat for ten marks, what do you get?
Answer - A long stay in your fathers house, waiting for when somebody will visit and dash you money. Because your parents do not have your time again.
Most times, you might even here comments like" abeg do go marry" or better still "you no get boyfriend?".
Sometimes you begin to wonder what went wrong but in the end, what can one do but hope for a miracle.

Life is hard o. Especially if you are unemployed and a girl in naija.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: ★ Job/vacancies Section Awards 2022 ★ by Hamachi(op): 3:01am On Jan 15, 2023
1. Most Helpful Joblander: Award for the Person who shares past questions and other pieces of advice
2. Funniest Joblander: Person whose comments bring smile to your face despite Unemployment/ Under Employment
3. Gate crasher of the year: Someone who has gatecrashed a lot of tests this year or someone whose gatecrashing experience paid off
4. Funniest Moniker (Male and Female): The people whose monikers elicit at least a Chuckle regardless of the state of your job hunt
5. Most Secretive Joblander: These set of people always like to take information without giving. We know at least one. If you don't know, then you're probably one of them.
6. Most Motivational Joblander: This person always has a way of motivating job seekers, helping them keep their hopes alive and encouraging them to keep trying because there's light at the end of the tunnel.
7. Most Inquisitive Joblander: This person will even ask you the content of a regret mail.
8. Most friendly (Male and Female): He/ She is down to earth and always very courteous to both known and unknown posters even in the face of provocation
9. Most Active/ Always Online Award: The most frequent user in the section. Someone you will always find in one thread or the other in the section
10. Most Handsome/ Most Beautiful: If working in a world class company was by who fine pass, this person would be the CEO. To be nominated, you have to have a profile picture that would be up for the duration of this awards.
11. Mr Casanova: This is the woman wrapper award. This would go to that poster who seizes every opportunity to chat up the ladies in the section.
12. Miss Dainty: The female user who seems to attract the most attention from the guys.
13. Most Connected: That poster who seems to be aware of job vacancies even before the positions become officially vacant and only posts confirmed vacancies
14. Webster Of the year: The poster with the best use of words, grammar, style, poetry e.t.c
15. Best newcomer: Someone who became active in the section in the year 2015 and has made an impact within that time
16. Most Popular (Male and Female): Everybody knows them. People want to be them. Their mentions are perpetually on fire.
17. Genius of the year: SHL? GMAT? Dragnet? None fazes this Joblander.
18. The All-Knowing: The job lander who knows practically every job lander. The mods are exempted from nomination.
19. Most controversial: The poster who stirs up different emotions in the minds of those on the thread.
20. Job Searcher of d year: He/She is on every thread looking for an opportunity to make their dream come true.
21. The Ideal Candidate: Someone whose personality based on NL activity you will like to have on board if you own an organisation.
22. Poster of the year: Overall Baddo of the Job Section. This person has excelled in most categories above.
23. Legend Of the Seeker Job Section: That poster who has been on Nairaland for a while and has carved a niche for himself/herself in the section. Anyone who's won this award is exempted from nomination. The previous Winner was Jarus.
24. Thread of the year: The thread that made everybody take notice. Even if the job no concern you, you still dey put eye. The Chatroom is exempted from nomination
25. Couple of the year: The people you always want to tell them to get a room. Yes, those ones.


NB:
The maximum number of nominations per award is 5. Please, do not nominate more than 5 people for an award.


Let the nominations begin.

cc Davide 470
Jobs/Vacancies★ Job/vacancies Section Awards 2022 ★ by Hamachi(op): 3:01am On Jan 15, 2023
Announcer:
Him dey kill Mosquito well well,
Introducing your Host for this year's JSAs,
Welcome Small Doctor.

Hami:
Who employed this announcer sef?
This is gross incompetence. Don't let me vex too much, Plix.

Announcer:
Oya sorry na.
Someone cannot play with this one again?

Hami:
Biko, Biko.
Don't be playing like that.

Ehen, I am He.

Last name: Chi
First Name: Hami (Yes, They're together. It's hyphenated. Get with the program)

My Hobbies is watching Ball, Catching Fun, Fearing God, Going to Night vigil and hosting the JSAs.
I also dabble in cookery.
I sincerely believe if you h'eat my delicazy, you wee be stucked on me.
I can make Indomie la fried H'egg, I mizz eet with Schnardine.
H'if ya more of a Beef Perzon, I can put Cono Beef in there just to garnish eet a lirrul bit.

Contact me on Whatsapp, Facebook, and I'm also on Pinging.


And that's all about the Host.


Now let's begin.
As any one who has ever written a job test knows, Rules are indispensable.

THESE ARE THE RULES

1. PLEASE DO NOT USE ANY OTHER COLOUR TO POST COMMENTS ON THIS THREAD, ASIDE BLACK. OTHER COLOURS ARE RESERVED FOR THE ORIGINAL POSTER (OP) AND THE MODERATOR. PLEASE LEAVE YOUR COMMENTS AND CONGRATULATORY MESSAGES IN BLACK AND WHITE.

ACCEPTANCE MESSAGES BY WINNERS CAN HOWEVER BE MADE IN COLOR.

2. THIS THREAD WOULD SERVE AS THE THREAD FOR EVERYTHING CONCERNING THE AWARDS.

3. YOU COULD ALSO NOMINATE YOURSELF

4. THERE'LL BE NO CAMPAIGNING ON HERE. PLEASE DON'T SOLICIT FOR VOTES ON NAIRALAND. THIS IS A FAIR PROCESS WITH EQUAL OPPORTUNITY GIVEN TO EVERYONE.

5. ALL OTHER NAIRALAND RULES APPLY

Not that much, right?

I'm Hamachi, your host for the year, and I welcome you once again to the 2022 JSAs
RomanceRe: These Nairalander Should Go And Marry!!! by Hamachi(f): 2:57am On Jan 15, 2023
Are they married now?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Enu-ani Meet Up Zone by Hamachi(f): 2:53am On Jan 15, 2023
cool
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Share Your Experiences Working With Mega Chicken Restaurants by Hamachi(f):
I did not enjoy my stay at the company due to hectic and stressful work environment, I resigned May 2022, although the pay is high but debit will reduce the pay at the end of the month.

There is no room for growth and no job security. A typical day at work is filled with tension because you are afraid to make mistake knowing fully well that you will pay for any mistake and some mistakes lead to dismissal even when they know that it wasn't intentional. No HMO, you go for maternity leave after 1 year

The owners of the organization are lovely people but the management staff are not but later found out that the owners are actually the ones behind the demonic managers.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Vacancies by Hamachi(f): 2:45am On Jan 15, 2023
kaywhy09:
Right away.
Thank you.
You didn't feed me back.
FamilyRe: How & Why do siblings fall apart? by Hamachi(f): 2:43am On Jan 15, 2023
Musty112:
This is always sad to see. Siblings fa. But then, never be the cause of family ties being severed. Try as much as possible to stitch it together, the lord will surely bless you for it
It ain't easy
Jobs/VacanciesRe: If You Are Unemployed Consider This by Hamachi(f): 2:37am On Jan 15, 2023
mrksquare:
The Google IT support Professional certification and the Google Data Analytics Professional certification offered by Coursera could be classified under what category? I ask because the appellation Professional is on the the both certificates.
Professional certification
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Updated New Jobs/Gatecrashers by Hamachi(op): 2:36am On Jan 15, 2023
We have become selfish and self centered
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Vacancies by Hamachi(f): 3:23pm On Jan 11, 2023
Good afternoon, Everyone

There's an opening for SIWES/IT program for Human Resources Management Undergraduate.

Slot- 1

Duration- 3 to 6 months in 2023

Location- Ikeja

*Benefits*
Monthly Stipend and Lunch available.

Method of Application: Send SIWES Letter and CV to joyuchechi217@gmail.com

_Please note that proximity to Ikeja is required_
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Vacancy by Hamachi(f): 2:52pm On Jan 11, 2023
A alcoholic beverage distribution company is looking to fill the following positions:

Accountant: At least 1 year experience, good knowledge of accounting software (SAGE); 100k - 120k net pay (negotiable), bonus pay is based on performance.

Sales Personnel: At least 1 year experience, 65k - 80k net pay is guaranteed, commission can be earned as high as N1.5 million in a year, should be able to drive a car.

Role preference is for candidates living in Yaba and its environs

Please for further information contact blactorchcommunications@gmail.com or 08037277583(WhatsApp only)
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Vacancy by Hamachi(f): 2:50pm On Jan 11, 2023
Job Title: Executive Assistant
Location: Ketu, Lagos.

Responsibilities
• Manage information flow in a timely and accurate manner
• Manage executives’ calendars and set up meetings
• Make travel and accommodation arrangements
• Rack daily expenses and prepare weekly, monthly or quarterly reports
• Oversee the performance of other clerical staff
• Act as an office manager by keeping up with office supply inventory
• Format information for internal and external communication – memos, emails, presentations, reports
• Take minutes during meetings
• Screen and direct phone calls and distribute correspondence
• Organize and maintain the office filing system

Requirements and skills
• BSc in a relevant discipline.
• Work experience as an Executive Assistant, Personal Assistant, or similar role
• Excellent MS Office knowledge
• Outstanding organizational and time management skills
• Familiarity with office gadgets and applications (e.g., e-calendars and copy machines)
• Excellent verbal and written communications skills
• Discretion and confidentiality

Qualified and interested candidates can send their CVs to michael@wemydrbrowns.com
Jobs/VacanciesRe: If You Are Unemployed Consider This by Hamachi(f): 2:50pm On Jan 11, 2023
Hi,
Please read,

We have noticed that a lot of people make these mistakes in their CVs, just to let you know that they are differences between the certificate you obtain via a professional examination and the certificate you obtain via training.

When mentioning professional certifications in your CVs, employers are expected to see those certifications you obtain via writing a professional examination and not the certificate you obtain via attending 1, 2, or 3 months of training.
Such professional certifications can be; CIPM, ACA, ACCA, COREN, PMP, etc.
Those certifications you obtain by attending a 1, 2, or 3 months training can be listed under Training & Certification(s) in your CV, and not under Professional Certification(s).

Most of the certifications you obtain from your 1, 2, or 3 months of training are not classified as professional certifications, they are just certificate to prove that you participated in the training and that you have gained some skills.

We have also seen in several CVs where some candidates listed some of these certifications they obtain from training as professional certifications. Please note the difference.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Vacancy by Hamachi(f): 2:43pm On Jan 11, 2023
We are recruiting to fill the position below:

Job Title: Regional Accountant

Location: Ikoyi, Lagos
Employment Type: Full-time
Department & Division: Finance Business Partnering & Finance

Mission / Core Purpose of the Job: (Short Description)

Develop and maintain databases for operational sites at the regions.
To oversee the administrative and operational activities of the sites.
To ensure the day-to-day update of operational sites and reconcile with the Regional Technical Managers
To investigate and resolve all stakeholders’ concerns.
To participate in the month end closing activities.
Overall Objective

Anticipates problems and proffer solutions before the problems occur by gathering and analyzing data.
Demonstrates the purpose of the organization in response to situations/cases/customers
Ensures that standards are met
Incorporates supervisory area of work
Task Complexity:

Reconcile all operational activities against the billing for completeness and accuracy of monthly Accruals.
Verify Supplier's Pro-Forma invoice details to ensure integrity and accuracy.
Calculate and update the escalated prices based on approved contracts.
Ensure all applicable exchange rates are duly captured at invoice processing stage.
Provide monthly report on sites performance. Ensure that all monthly operational cost is captured for the region.
Follow up on supplier's prompt submission of payment document to avoid manual accruals as much as possible.
Provide accurate and validated inputs to the Apex reports.
Provide other financial analysis as may be required.
Monitor and coordinate the collation, tracking, payment and reconciliation of utility bills for the region
Timely reconciliation and processing of supplier's payments.
Provide accurate data for monthly accruals
End to end monitoring and update of operation sites
Provide financial support to the Region Technical Manager
Key Performance Areas
Core, Essential Responsibilities / Outputs of the position (KPA's)

Site Database Management, Co-Ordinate Daily update of all operational site activities
Implementation and control of site management, manipulation, and reporting activities
Development measure to reconcile and validate vendor's pro forma invoices.
Developing ad hoc reporting templates for analytic purpose,
Ensure that the organization makes payment for only sites in operation
Ensure Archiving of Reports and Daily Database Backup.
Ensure proper update and interpretation of vendor's contract.
Collect, analyze, interpret, and summarize data to generate statistical and analytical reports
Maintain records of research methods and results and back up all databases
Research new database development requirements and produce model based on the requirements
Maintain database links to ensure they are functioning properly
Key Requirements / Skills

First Degree in Numerical discipline
Part or full Accounting Qualification
An MBA will be an added advantage.
5 Years’ Experience in Financial Analysis
Experience in the use of Microsoft Office tools
Experience in Telecommunication Industry
Supervisory/Leadership/ Managerial Complexity:
Conflict Management
Negotiation skills
Problem solving
Microsoft office suite
Advanced Excel Skills
Report Writing Skills
Demonstrated ability to manage multiple priorities efficiently and effectively in a fast paced
Excellent oral & written communication skills
Ability to work under pressure.
Salary
N150,000 - N170,000 / Month.

Application Closing Date
13th January, 2023.

How to Apply
Interested and qualified candidates should send their CV to: benita.chiedu@mactay.com using the Job Role as the subject of the email.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Vacancy by Hamachi(f): 2:36pm On Jan 11, 2023
Sell Yourself Better in 2023

“I will send an updated CV soon.” Have you ever said this to someone and then it took several days? Your CV markets your career since it determines whether you have a foot in the door for an opportunity, shows the best of what you've got and argues you're the right person for a job. Making a good impression has never been more important than in today's competitive job market.

When a hiring manager looks at your CV, they focus on your achievements from previous roles. Therefore, documenting your achievement in your CV should be deliberate and not only when you need to submit your CV. More importantly, you should never go about this in ways that undersell you. Intentionally documenting achievements can boost performance. I challenge you to identify something you can change at work within the next three months, which you can pursue immediately and mention in your CV.

I volunteer to support the first 10 persons to indicate interest as they embark on this journey over the next three months. Interested? Then inmail me or reply here and we will reach out to you.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Vacancy by Hamachi(f): 2:35pm On Jan 11, 2023
Dear managers,

Stop comparing team members or employees.
Stop downplaying a team members skills because you have seen another team member doing better.
This attitude create unhealthy rivery and unhealthy competition.

Your actions as managers and team leaders should encourage growth and harmony.

Team members are to compliment each other, one person's weakness is the strength of another.

Team Members are Humans and not Products.
FamilyIf Your Child Cannot Pass Grade 2, The Solution Is Not To Move Them To Grade 3. by Hamachi(op): 2:34pm On Jan 11, 2023
If your child cannot pass Grade 2, the solution is not to move them to Grade 3.

Accelerated growth is usually not the answer if your business is not profitable and does not have enough cash to keep running.

It usually makes things worse: more growth means more speed and more attention given to the problems already present in your business.

Moving your child to the next grade won't solve their struggles in school. Just as growing your small business too quickly won't solve underlying profitability and cash flow problems.

Struggling businesses often think that increasing their growth will solve all their problems. They take on more debt and costs, thinking their business will finally be profitable if they can reach the next level.

For instance, opening another store might bring the potential to increase revenue. But it will cost your business in cash, resources, and time that you don’t have in the first place to set up.

It might sound like I’m anti-growth, but that’s far from the truth.

The fact is that you must know your genuine cost drivers and carefully plan for growth.

Growth that is not carefully planned will destroy the very business it seeks to improve.

Don't let the pursuit of growth destroy your business.
FamilyRe: How & Why do siblings fall apart? by Hamachi(f): 2:33pm On Jan 11, 2023
shocked
Praisepriest:
I am from a polygamous family, I haven't spoke withy father this year because of him and my stepmom sowing hatred into her kids against me and my sister. Make I dey on my own.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Vacancies by Hamachi(f): 8:14am On Jan 06, 2023
Call 09166198488
kaywhy09:
Please, do you have vacant position for administrative role?

I'm based in Ibadan and willing to relocate.

HND in Business Admin
Basic skills:
Digital Media Management
Graphic Design
WordPress Web Design / Management
60WPM Typing Speed
Make sure you get the job
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Vacancies by Hamachi(f): 8:10am On Jan 06, 2023
huh
QuinModah:
A couple of years ago, I applied for a HSE Manager role in another African country. Received several calls from the UK and UAE during the interview process and I did very well. We negotiated remuneration (in USD) and came to an agreement.

All that was left was for me to receive the offer within the week- but I didn’t. The recruitment team stopped responding. After a few weeks, I gave up- disappointed and downcast.

A month later, terrorists raided the hotel where the company’s foreign workers, along with others, were permanently lodged for the project. About 50 foreign workers in total were killed in cold blood, including the company’s Country Manager.

I was in shock for days.

If I had got that job, I would have been lodged in the same hotel.

Since then, I hardly get disappointed. If something doesn’t work out despite all efforts and prayer, I’ll gladly move on. I know the best is still ahead of me.

I hope this encourages someone.
Jobs/VacanciesThings To Remove From Your Cv In 2023 By The Real Cv Guru by Hamachi(op): 5:11am On Jan 06, 2023
THINGS TO REMOVE FROM YOUR CV IN 2023
By The Real CV Guru

1. Career Objective - When you start your CV off with a Career Objective, it shifts the focus away from what YOU can do / why they should hire you / what problem you can solve. Most career objectives are generic and only provide the reader with what YOU are seeking or looking for. "Seeking a role that will enable me to utilise my skills within a growing company". Sound familiar? Do not make the intro about what you want, but rather what makes you the best candidate in relation to the role you're applying for.

2. Personal Information - This includes your Home Address, ID Number, number of dependents, health info, date of birth, marital status, religion, etc. What else am I missing?

3. Photo. Unless a huge part of you getting the job is dependent on your looks, then leave this off. Recruiters, like everyone else, have inherent biases, and you don't want to be a position where focus is drawn on your appearance, rather than your actual skills, experience etc.

4. Additional documents. DO NOT combine any documents such as your certificates, copy of your ID to your CV. Your CV should be a file on its own. If the job application requests the docs to be sent, then attach them as seperate files.

5. Buzzwords. These are words that, as a result of being over-used, have now lost their impact. Words/phrases such as, "hard-working, "motivated", "punctual", "diligent". Imagine when Hiring Managers / recruiters have to scan through dozens of CVs, and every candidate claims to be a "hard-working and motivated individual"? It does nothing to help you stand out from other candidates.

6. Graphics such as logos, charts and tables. These might be great for a human to look at, but not for the robot (ATS) that needs to initially scan your CV when you've applied online. These kind of graphics are unreadable to the ATS (depending on which ATS it is).

7. Unnecessary fluff. Your CV does not need a cover page and it doesn't need the title, "Curriculum Vitae of...". Recruiters spend less than 6 seconds reviewing each CV. You’ve got 6 seconds to show them that it’s worth their time to continue reading. Get to the point!

8. Long paragraphs. These will make your CV hard to read. Your intro summary should be 2 - 3 sentences MAX. Your responsibilities should always be in bullet point form. And please, DO NOT copy all that text from your cover letter and include it on your CV.

9. Your life story. Your resume should not resemble a Wikipedia page, with details of every single thing you've done throughout your existence. Essentially, it should resemble the landing page of a website. Your Unique Value Proposition should be clearly articulated. It should follow a clear, readable structure. Succinct. Straight to the point.

10. E-mail address from your current employer. It really is unprofessional, and more than that, leads the recruiter / Hiring Manager to believe that you apply for jobs during company time.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: What's Your Opinion? by Hamachi(op): 5:04am On Jan 06, 2023
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Are You Jobless? Sell Yourself by Hamachi(f): 4:49am On Jan 06, 2023
Financial Advisors needed urgently. marketing job precisely, 55k/65k transportation(variable) plus commission in all businesses.

Location: Enugu and Nsukka

Interested person should forward their CV to cherry4mine1@gmail.com
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Are You Jobless? Sell Yourself by Hamachi(f): 4:49am On Jan 06, 2023
A Pentecostal & Charismatic Christian Non-Profit Organization located in the Federal Capital Territory, Abuja seeks to employ a Professional Human Resources Generalist to manage the Human Resources department in the following but not limited to areas;

-Employee Relations & Management
-Staff Recruitment
-Performance Management
-Compensation & Benefits Management
-HR Policies Development & Management
-Training & Development

Requirements
-B. Sc or HND Specialization in HR/Personnel Management.
-Professional certifications
-Minimum 5 years’ experience in a related position with demonstrated accomplishments Experience of working in Christian, charities, or educational organizations
-Knowledge of HR and Office software: Outlook, Word, Excel, PowerPoint etc.


Skill
-Excellent communication (written & Oral), planning, organization and interpersonal skills.
-Strong computer skills and ability to operate office equipment.
-Ability to handle stress and problem solve.
-Ability to manage confidential and sensitive information
-Ability to think and act strategically.
-A commitment to standing as a moral and upstanding representative of the church community.
-Flexible and can work within an ambiguous, fast-moving environment, while also driving toward clarity and solutions.

Remuneration:
-Salary and Benefits are attractive

Interested candidates should kindly send resume to zoecharlesassociates@gmail.com cc olise-emeka@zoecharlesassociates.com please
state subject of mail as HRTL
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Are You Jobless? Sell Yourself by Hamachi(f): 4:48am On Jan 06, 2023
Production assistant needed for a Spice business
Minimum qualification: OND

Salary budget: 40k

Location: Ketu

Send CV to: Spicesbyasabi@gmail.com

If you know anyone who might be interested, you can reach out to me directly.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Come In! by Hamachi(f): 4:46am On Jan 06, 2023
Coming together is the beginning, staying together is progress and working together is success
- Unknown

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